The United Members of POINTLESS (UMP)

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Originally posted by MINION CAN I BE A MEMBER OF POINTLESS??? PLEASE???

I can put in a good word for you to the empress, but first you need to sing: "The Flintstones" theme song, the Oscar Meyer song and Bingo.

Hurry, your initiation depends on it.

** Calls everyone around **

Hurry, he's about to sing.

Oh great Shaoblane. Now that Piano Black has abandoned our forums and our organization. May Squall serve along side me as your 2nd bodyguard?

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Originally posted by Piano Black I'm leaving POINTLESS. See ya.

You can't just LEAVE pointless!

Pointless is a cult that always drives people in.... sorta like how the nazis started out...except we don't have those crazy views of people... we have no meaning but an otonomis collective in power to maintain out crazy thoughts within our thread... sorta like the speakeasy... except... not nearly as active...

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ok i guess COULD leave... but ya know... we will be watching you...

*eyes Counter-Point clan*

Well, now this thread is slightly disturbing... And I'm late... But, who really cares?

This entire thread is spam.

Well.... POINTLESS needs a place to get information across and have a little fun, and this seems to be the place where it gets done. I see no problems with just this place being a kind of relaxed thread for POINTLESS members.

This thread is NOT spam. POINTLESS is a very important organization and needs to be recognized by all that see this thread. We are serious in the way that...OH LOOK! A BUNNY!

Yes, POINTLESS is the only official organization around here.

All POINTLESS members please remember to bring an extra change of clothes, and a hard hat for the demonstration this weekend on the "new technology".

What Praytell, is this "new technology"? Is it something that could destroy a country? For Example Latvia? Or is it some kind of new mobile suit? I need one of those! I need to know! If i am to keep coming up with ideas i need to know what my resources are! I mean its not easy having to come up with a real zinger of an evil plan every 40 minutes you know!

Ok...

The "new technology" is a mobile suit/ heavily armored device that will be issued to all POINTLESS members. This will allow our evil organization to dominate the world.

We are currently working with new resources such as NeoTitanium and Cardboard.

The change of clothes is for people who get the defective models of the "new technology" We didn't have time to test them all but the members who get them with find out. The only defect is that the Air conditioner in some of them don't work right and so it makes it hot inside instead of cold. We don't really want to smell your sweat after the 4 hour training course.

The hard hat is for the demonstration of the mobile suit by me. I will use live fire and attempt to detroy a metal target. The hard hat is just in case of any flying pieces of metal.

I'm coming up with a library book inventory system that makeys the Dewey Decimal system look like like crap:

Section 1.0-1.9: Manga
Section 2.0-2.9: Books on any form of government other than democracy
Section 3.0-3.9: Science Fiction
Section 4.0-4.9: Scripts to movies/tv/cartoons/anime and Role-Playing manuals/books
Section 5.0-5.9: Hundreds of copies of Catcher in the Rye
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Section 6.0-6.9: Shaoblane's personal section, where she gets to toss written materials or anything else anywhere she desires
Section 7.0-7.9: Recorded documents of our evil plans
Section 8.0-8.9: Books about guns, war, and world domination
Section 9.0-9.l9: Our Reference section
Section 10.0-10.9: Our DVD/VHS section
Section 11.0-11.9: Our CD/TAPE section
Section 12.0-12.9: An entire section devoted to video games
Section 13.0-13.9: Books that start with the letter Q

This system is also able to be added on to/upgraded in the near future. THE LIBRARIAN HAS SPOKEN! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Section 1.0-1.9: Manga

This is going to be a very very large section of books/comics.

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Originally posted by TDF Studios quote: Section 1.0-1.9: Manga This is going to be a very very large section of books/comics.

I am prepared for anything, m'lady.

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Originally posted by TDF Studios Ok... The "new technology" is a mobile suit/ heavily armored device that will be issued to all POINTLESS members. This will allow our evil organization to dominate the world. We are currently working with new resources such as NeoTitanium and Cardboard. The change of clothes is for people who get the defective models of the "new technology" We didn't have time to test them all but the members who get them with find out. The only defect is that the Air conditioner in some of them don't work right and so it makes it hot inside instead of cold. We don't really want to smell your sweat after the 4 hour training course. The hard hat is for the demonstration of the mobile suit by me. I will use live fire and attempt to detroy a metal target. The hard hat is just in case of any flying pieces of metal.

Woohoo! Now thats what im talking about! Time to break out the cigars! Latvia will be ours!!!!!

I was thinking about our invasion plans for Florida. I think I should lead this effort. My plan includes the usage of confusing ballots like this one:

Which one do you use on your french fries:

O <--- Ketchuip
O <--- Katchup
O <--- Catchup
O <--- Catch up
O <--- Qatch up
O <--- Cat chup
O <--- I only eat Freedom Fries.

I figure that the average Floridian would be so preoccupied with the ballot, they wouldn't resist our forces. What do you think?

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Originally posted by Tony I was thinking about our invasion plans for Florida. I think I should lead this effort. My plan includes the usage of confusing ballots like this one: Which one do you use on your french fries: O <--- Ketchuip O <--- Katchup O <--- Catchup O <--- Catch up O <--- Qatch up O <--- Cat chup O <--- I only eat Freedom Fries. I figure that the average Floridian would be so preoccupied with the ballot, they wouldn't resist our forces. What do you think?

I see one flaw in the ballot. Some may be spirited enough to read all the answers and/or see the Freedom Fries option and mark that automatically thus finishing early before your forces can secure a firm hold on the area.

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Originally posted by Wingnut quote: Originally posted by Tony I was thinking about our invasion plans for Florida. I think I should lead this effort. My plan includes the usage of confusing ballots like this one: Which one do you use on your french fries: O <--- Ketchuip O <--- Katchup O <--- Catchup O <--- Catch up O <--- Qatch up O <--- Cat chup O <--- I only eat Freedom Fries. I figure that the average Floridian would be so preoccupied with the ballot, they wouldn't resist our forces. What do you think? I see one flaw in the ballot. Some may be spirited enough to read all the answers and/or see the Freedom Fries option and mark that automatically thus finishing early before your forces can secure a firm hold on the area.

Our studies indicated that the people who pick that category are too dumb and confused to resist our forces. I say our 1st Army Corp should take Florida within 3 weeks, as long as our supplie lines of Orange Juice and Cigars aren't severed.

We are more concerned with the intellectuals that sees POINTLESS on top of the ballot and walk away. These people are dangerous. We must kill them with our moronic charm.

Anyway, if we can capture Florida, Georgia, Alabama. Mississippi, and Louisiana, we would have enough power to capture the Gulf of Mexico and the Petroleum in that region. What do you think, Empress? Shall we go Waco on the South?

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Originally posted by Tony quote: Originally posted by Wingnut quote: Originally posted by Tony I was thinking about our invasion plans for Florida. I think I should lead this effort. My plan includes the usage of confusing ballots like this one: Which one do you use on your french fries: O <--- Ketchuip O <--- Katchup O <--- Catchup O <--- Catch up O <--- Qatch up O <--- Cat chup O <--- I only eat Freedom Fries. I figure that the average Floridian would be so preoccupied with the ballot, they wouldn't resist our forces. What do you think? I see one flaw in the ballot. Some may be spirited enough to read all the answers and/or see the Freedom Fries option and mark that automatically thus finishing early before your forces can secure a firm hold on the area. Our studies indicated that the people who pick that category are too dumb and confused to resist our forces. I say our 1st Army Corp should take Florida within 3 weeks, as long as our supplie lines of Orange Juice and Cigars aren't severed. We are more concerned with the intellectuals that sees POINTLESS on top of the ballot and walk away. These people are dangerous. We must kill them with our moronic charm. Anyway, if we can capture Florida, Georgia, Alabama. Mississippi, and Louisiana, we would have enough power to capture the Gulf of Mexico and the Petroleum in that region. What do you think, Empress? Shall we go Waco on the South?

I, Scott, librarian of POINTLESS and King of Nebraska, already rule...um...Nebraska, even though I live in New York. I am willing to share Nebraska with Shaoblane and the rest of POINTLESS. However, I woul like to keep my title as King of Nebraska.

Also, with certain connections that I have, I could start a POINTLESS uprising in Palm Beach County.

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I say our 1st Army Corp should take Florida within 3 weeks, as long as our supplie lines of Orange Juice and Cigars aren't severed.

Get your Orange Juice and Cigars someplace else.