The United Members of POINTLESS (UMP)

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ALl we should do is talk about math !!! *prepares to get hit by rocks*

..I was going to talk about hats more. But now I'm just mortified with terror.

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Sharpshooter, are you in or out?

Do I get to cryptically say things like "GENTLEMEN. BEHOLD...THE FUTURE!!!!" before then killing the moment with an anticlimactic pie chart about okra production?

If so, I want in

If not, I want in.

Ok, I'm making a post for the boss*, since she can't get to her computer at the moment.

*hey what did you expect, I have to be in close contact, I am the love slave after all

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Shaoblane: "R.Jesse- I am giving you a PENDING membership into POINTLESS. By pending, not only am I going to keep a tight leash on you, it will also be doubly easy for you to lose your membership. The next time I hear a complaint from a POINTLESS member, you’re out so Damn fast. You shouldn't be let in the first place. You’re on AIM annoying everyone into insanity, and the worst part is, you make us bitch to someone else about it. Penguinprons? What is this bull? Piano black is highly opposed to it and hates me for it, and I don’t even know why I'm doing it, but you’re in POINTLESS with a pending membership and the first complaint I get, your out. Don’t hate me for being mean, cause it’s the truth. Johnny Axe Handle- As much as everyone on the forums wanted to kill you one day, you’re a pending cook. Yes, you’re pending, but your choke chain is pretty tight. If I even hear your name in a negative sentence . . . run. Sharpshooter005- Yes you can cryptically say things like "GENTLEMEN. BEHOLD...THE FUTURE!!!!" before then killing the moment with an anticlimactic pie chart about okra production?"

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Originally posted by squall .........i was just wondering if you were talking to me trotsky

nope i deem to the world, nothing personal.

I never even looked at this thread, so would some one mind telling me what Pointless is and what the benifits are?

oh lvely liz in order to get off your tight sicuraty i humbuly offer this powerfull ring to you

Uhhh... is that the power of water?

I don't think giving Elizibeth anything will help your situation.....

I have invented the "New Technology"

You shall behold my wonder this weekend Great Members of POINTLESS.

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Originally posted by BishojoSenshiProns I never even looked at this thread, so would some one mind telling me what Pointless is and what the benifits are?

We are POINTLESS an evil organization bent on world domination. We are led by the great Empress Shaoblane.

Can we please cut with the 'offerings' people? They won't increase your chances of getting into POINTLESS. They just convince me that you want something. As of now, any offerings that I don't have any use for, shall be tossed in a random box and i'll probably give them out as christmas gifts. If you want to give the leader something useful, MP3 music files. Ohhhhh yah, baby.

And remember, I said pending memberships.

R.Jesse, if you AIM me even one more time, you shall be cut from POINTLESS. If you need to talk to me, PM me or get someone to forward IMs.

Now I need to go back to class. If anyone needs me, AIM me. Cell phones are allowed at CHS.

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Originally posted by Shaoblane Can we please cut with the 'offerings' people? They won't increase your chances of getting into POINTLESS. They just convince me that you want something. As of now, any offerings that I don't have any use for, shall be tossed in a random box and i'll probably give them out as christmas gifts. If you want to give the leader something useful, MP3 music files. Ohhhhh yah, baby. And remember, I said pending memberships. R.Jesse, if you AIM me even one more time, you shall be cut from POINTLESS. If you need to talk to me, PM me or get someone to forward IMs. Now I need to go back to class. If anyone needs me, AIM me. Cell phones are allowed at CHS.

LOL you know they want something

MP3s, i have plenty of good ones. Next time we talk ill send u some

OK. Now I owe all of POINTLESS, especially Seraphim, an apology. This is the something-teenth time I've gotten his name confused with 'sephiroth' who never joined POINTLESS. I have now fixed the list though.

Knight123, you are now promoted to 'guy who lifts heavy objects'

Squall, you are now Piano Black's body guard. Have a sword and an A.K.

Johnny Axehandle, your a cook! Remember, microwave popcorn goes in for exactly three minutes, no more, no less, or we'll hate it.

sharpshooter005, you are promoted to 'Guy who makes speeches that mean nothing'

^_^ Awwwww I love you all so much.

As Minister of Tasteless Humor, I'd like to take the time to discuss a problem that plagues us all. I think you know what I'm talking about. This problem beckons us on a daily basis. It ruins our ability to....

Look, a marshmellow!

** Munching on the marshmellow **

What were we talking about?

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Originally posted by Shaoblane OK. Now I owe all of POINTLESS, especially Seraphim, an apology. This is the something-teenth time I've gotten his name confused with 'sephiroth' who never joined POINTLESS. I have now fixed the list though. Knight123, you are now promoted to 'guy who lifts heavy objects' Squall, you are now Piano Black's body guard. Have a sword and an A.K. Johnny Axehandle, your a cook! Remember, microwave popcorn goes in for exactly three minutes, no more, no less, or we'll hate it. sharpshooter005, you are promoted to 'Guy who makes speeches that mean nothing' ^_^ Awwwww I love you all so much.

No you havent gotten him confused!
What are u talking about! You were right the first time! Please please fix the list! PLEASE! Im on my knees begging right now!

kick...thanks a bunch Shaoblane

yours,
squall lionheart

(by some miracle the electric man has not come yet, and we undertsand he's been delayed a day or so; yay )

*Big Geo Purper comes running down the road waving it's arms*
I want in! I want in!

I am a master of all things pointless. And I am very handy at creating giant obese mutant rabbit cyborgs with fireball cannons and laser goggles! I'm sure my Ramen noodles will help get the paint can out of your tugboat.

...

Whoa, did I just say that?

(And R.Jesse, just a side note; I am thinking of blocking you on AIM. You poor attention-starved little man.)

Microwave popcorn? Elch. If you insist...

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sharpshooter005, you are promoted to 'Guy who makes speeches that mean nothing'

The time is near. The penultimate hour has come, and the final judgement approaches. SOON...THE LAWN SHALL KNOW THE GLORIOUS WRATH OF THE WEED WHACKER!

..Fun.

Here's some pointless stuff you might want.

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/21/

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Originally posted by Tony As Minister of Tasteless Humor, I'd like to take the time to discuss a problem that plagues us all. I think you know what I'm talking about. This problem beckons us on a daily basis. It ruins our ability to.... Look, a marshmellow! ** Munching on the marshmellow ** What were we talking about?

Dammit...it's marshmallow. MARSHMALLOW. As the sensei of marshmallows it is my responsibility to...

Look, breasts!

Uhh...sorry.

And that's funny sh**, Seraphim.

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Originally posted by Jonny Axehandle quote: Originally posted by Hanyou Look, breasts! !!!!!! What? Where?!?! Oh......damn you!!

It's right here!

** Shows off his Chicken Burger **

The juiciest breast you will find!