The United Members of POINTLESS (UMP)

This would make a great RPG.

I have just promoted our dear Timothy and given him his first task. Draw out designs for 'Random Space cruiser with no real purpose.'

Battousai889: I'll try
LizardShaoblane: we need a room for the nanhackett angels
Battousai889: WTF!?
LizardShaoblane: a dock
LizardShaoblane: bedrooms
LizardShaoblane: you know
Battousai889: lmao
LizardShaoblane: the usual stuff
Battousai889: So like a Imperial Star Destroyer
Battousai889: *an
LizardShaoblane: kinda...
LizardShaoblane: all the couples get to bunk up
Battousai889: Only smaller
LizardShaoblane: eg, the tessers get a room
Battousai889: LMAO!
LizardShaoblane: but other than that girls in one,
Battousai889: Wnat me to label the rooms
LizardShaoblane: not girls in another
LizardShaoblane: piano black gets his own room
Battousai889: LOL!
LizardShaoblane: evan gets a bar
Battousai889: Ok
Battousai889: LOL
LizardShaoblane: and I want a library
Battousai889: I want the garage
LizardShaoblane: sephiroth gets an office and a workspace
Battousai889: To build fighters!
Battousai889: Ok
LizardShaoblane: and TDF studios needs an ofice
LizardShaoblane: make sure the bar has stage for tony
Battousai889: ok
Battousai889: ok
LizardShaoblane: re-animate and ladtesser share an office
Battousai889: LMAO!
Battousai889: Ok
LizardShaoblane: and more than two bathrooms
Battousai889: ROFLMAO!
Battousai889: Everyone gets their own
LizardShaoblane: uhhhh....two in halls or corridors
Battousai889: ok
LizardShaoblane: and one for each bunk room
Battousai889: ok
LizardShaoblane: and one for piano black and me
Battousai889: ok
LizardShaoblane: and one in the bar
Battousai889: ok
LizardShaoblane: which needs a walk in
Battousai889: ok
Battousai889: God
Battousai889: I'm only on man
LizardShaoblane: Im saving this convo. im helping too
Battousai889: Ok
Battousai889: Oh
LizardShaoblane: we can have more than one level you know
Battousai889: I planned that
LizardShaoblane: one for living, one for working
LizardShaoblane: not to mention, eating and showering
Battousai889: Can the above members have thier own private ships
Battousai889: We have to shower?
LizardShaoblane: we can have a few ships for when we need to go out
Battousai889: Man!
Battousai889: Ok
LizardShaoblane: some of us want too
Battousai889: LOL
LizardShaoblane: fine...put in a hottub
Battousai889: And a pool
Battousai889: Sauna
Battousai889: And playground
LizardShaoblane: ill hire janitors, librarian, and pool maintenance
Battousai889: Ok
LizardShaoblane: playground for you
Battousai889: LMAO!
Battousai889: No
Battousai889: I
Battousai889: *I'm lazy
LizardShaoblane: lol
Battousai889: What shape
LizardShaoblane: uhhh....
Battousai889: Wait
LizardShaoblane: fr the pool?
Battousai889: I got it
LizardShaoblane: Muffin shaped!
Battousai889: No
Battousai889: The ship
LizardShaoblane: uhhh...
LizardShaoblane: Muffin shaped!
Battousai889: WTF!
Battousai889: ROFLMAO!
Battousai889: HOLY CRAP!
LizardShaoblane: thats all I could think of
Battousai889: I can't draw a muffin!
Battousai889: On a comp
LizardShaoblane: i was kidding
Battousai889: Oh
LizardShaoblane: but the pool shall be muffin shaped
Battousai889: Ok
Battousai889: I got an idea for ze ship



LOL what an interesting talk it was. Add more in. Why make a random space cruiser? No reason. its pointless.

An offering to The Mighty Liz for appointing Squall to POINTLESS.

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Originally posted by Ace of Spades An offering to The Mighty Liz for appointing Squall to POINTLESS.

thats the third time you've sucked up. you want something

OK...what do you want? You've been a good POINTLESS member...oh yes...you get your own office...security office...I should get an officer for piano black too

Point is:
What can I do for ya?


[EDIT]

Available POINTLESS positions:
Librarian
Body Guard
guy who can lift heavy objects
maid
maid
maid
janitor
cook
cook
cook
Hottub and pool maintenance
Assistant for Sephiroth

quote:

Originally posted by Shaoblane quote: Originally posted by Ace of Spades An offering to The Mighty Liz for appointing Squall to POINTLESS. thats the third time you've sucked up. you want something OK...what do you want? You've been a good POINTLESS member...oh yes...you get your own office...security office...I should get an officer for piano black too Point is: What can I do for ya? [EDIT] Available POINTLESS positions: Librarian Body Guard guy who can lift heavy objects maid maid maid janitor cook cook cook Hottub and pool maintenance Assistant for Sephiroth

Well... I'm already your body guard and stuff. So what in the blue hell do I want. Nothing I'm just trying to make the Empress feel like an Empress no more no less.

Who shall pilot this thing!?
I can't belive I'm actually doing it!

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Originally posted by PaladinAlexanderAnderson Who shall pilot this thing!? I can't belive I'm actually doing it!

Well, for now I want you to draw out sketches. I shall look over them. Im doing sketches here too. We'll work on pilots later. Yes, make a pilot room. Maybe some of the older men, like PCT and Tony would pilot.

Also, the position of 'guy who lifts heavy objects' has some glamour to it. You work mostly for evan, so you might get free booze once in a while.

I said mostly. You've been warned.

I havent posted in here in 4 pages!!

O wait i just did >_>

Ship almost done. But my MOM *mumbles bad words* is making me turn my comp off! GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

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Originally posted by Shaoblane Available POINTLESS positions: Librarian Body Guard guy who can lift heavy objects maid maid maid janitor cook cook cook Hottub and pool maintenance Assistant for Sephiroth

You left out Piano Black's love slave.

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Originally posted by Piano Black quote: Originally posted by Shaoblane Available POINTLESS positions: Librarian Body Guard guy who can lift heavy objects maid maid maid janitor cook cook cook Hottub and pool maintenance Assistant for Sephiroth You left out Piano Black's love slave.

lol ok black ^_~

j/k!!!!!!!

I want to be the guy who can lift heavy objects

quote:

Originally posted by Piano Black quote: Originally posted by Shaoblane Available POINTLESS positions: Librarian Body Guard guy who can lift heavy objects maid maid maid janitor cook cook cook Hottub and pool maintenance Assistant for Sephiroth You left out Piano Black's love slave.

Is there any fair lady whom would take such a job? Meh you'll get women vunce ve bringe oreder to ze vurld! Until then Lizard I'll be training and wasting away in Mountain Dew-ville.

quote:

Originally posted by Shaoblane quote: Originally posted by Ace of Spades An offering to The Mighty Liz for appointing Squall to POINTLESS. thats the third time you've sucked up. you want something OK...what do you want? You've been a good POINTLESS member...oh yes...you get your own office...security office...I should get an officer for piano black too Point is: What can I do for ya? [EDIT] Available POINTLESS positions: Librarian Body Guard guy who can lift heavy objects maid maid maid janitor cook cook cook Hottub and pool maintenance Assistant for Sephiroth

I'd like to know if I can be the cool gadgets/technology guy. Like Q from James Bond, only without the British accent. I came up with an idea to make easy-to-use chainsaws that run on human bones, as opposed to gasoline or electric start.

Also, I accomplished something yesterday. I secretly conquered the entire state of Nebraska and declared it an independent totalitarianistic country, were I shall rule with an iron fist. They don't know it yet, but (hehehe) they will soon...

(This is a spoiler to a new movie coming from the dark veil of TDF Studios)

The member of POINTLESS is assasanated, and the world is in chaos. The history channel proudly renacts the horrifying events of that fateful afternoon, on June 2nd when Shaoblane was brutally murdered in her own home.

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firstly, Piano black, you have a love slave. I reserved her just for you. check a few pages back. She's the one in ass-tight leather without underwear.

RAZORTOEDSPINEMASHER, Our dearest TDF Studios holds the office of gadget guy. His title is cool gadget guy who fixes things. Sorry man. However, you can be 'guy who cleans up afterward' if you'de like that office.

Knight123, you have officially been promoted to 'guy who lifts heavy objects' You work MOSTLY for evan, but you'll be doing alot of running around as soon as soon as the ship is up.

THE SHIP NEEDS A NAME! It may just be for roleplay purposes, but it still needs a name.
Random Space Cruiser? I dunno.

You need a name for a space ship? How about Blissful Ignorance?

I would love to be the librarian(instead of the guy who cleans up afterward), as long as my title as King of Nebraska is recognized by the rest of the members.

Um, hello! We are in Big O forums! If a ship needs a name, isn't

THE BIG DUO!!!!!

a good name?

I have a name. The Aurora Cadaver It's just a random thought that popped into my head.

quote:

Originally posted by Shaoblane quote: Originally posted by Ace of Spades An offering to The Mighty Liz for appointing Squall to POINTLESS. thats the third time you've sucked up. you want something OK...what do you want? You've been a good POINTLESS member...oh yes...you get your own office...security office...I should get an officer for piano black too Point is: What can I do for ya? [EDIT] Available POINTLESS positions: Librarian Body Guard guy who can lift heavy objects maid maid maid janitor cook cook cook Hottub and pool maintenance Assistant for Sephiroth

no one ever has the killer position opean. no one needs a killer any more.

ill take the body guarding