The United Members of POINTLESS (UMP)

......yeah....i was wondering if i can join pointless. ???
thanks for your time

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Originally posted by whatever wait im confused whats going on?

Join the friggin' club. I don't know what's going on either, lol.

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I suggest we all post a picture of us doing something pointless.

Since my whole existence is basically pointless anyway, that's not too much to ask for.

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So when do we start planning to take over the world?

Well, if we want to get it done we better step on it. I'll start by printing out a copy of CR Foxhound's sig, then eating it, and then washing it down with some of that good-looking stuff from Jiffy Lube. What's it called? Ah, right, grits.

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Originally posted by Hanyou quote: Originally posted by whatever wait im confused whats going on? Join the friggin' club. I don't know what's going on either, lol. quote: I suggest we all post a picture of us doing something pointless. Since my whole existence is basically pointless anyway, that's not too much to ask for. quote: So when do we start planning to take over the world? Well, if we want to get it done we better step on it. I'll start by printing out a copy of CR Foxhound's sig and then eating it. Then washing it down with some of that good-looking stuff from Jiffy Lube. What's it called? Ah, right, grits.

Okay, these are the rules of POINTLESS.

First rule, you don't talk about POINTLESS.
Second rule, YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT POINTLESS.
Third rule...

** Struck by a thrown boot **

** Rubbing his nose ** I think I broke the first two rules of Pointless.

I want to join! I can provide any materials necessary for POINTLESS, including food/rations, weapons, etc.

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Originally posted by RAZOR TOED SPINE MASHER I want to join! I can provide any materials necessary for POINTLESS, including food/rations, weapons, etc.

Can you provide moisturizing lotion?

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Originally posted by Hanyou quote: Originally posted by RAZOR TOED SPINE MASHER I want to join! I can provide any materials necessary for POINTLESS, including food/rations, weapons, etc. Can you provide moisturizing lotion?

Actually, I could. My mom was recently given by my grandmother 50 bars of soap and 50 small bottles of lotion, and has no use for them. MY grandmother got them somewhere (I don't want to know), and she gave them to my mother for no apparent reason. It's very odd and bizzare, don't you think?

can i join?

behold my pointless sidekick!!!

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You all make me laugh so much!!! I love you all. NukoNuko77 is in, RAZORTOEDSPINEMASHER is in, Tony, you betcha you have been promoted. I've been looking for an excuse to make you an officer for weeks, Squall can join, as for the pictures of us doing something POINTLESS, here's a picture I took.
http://irev.net/shaoblane_gallery/LA Fakers.JPG
Yes Tony. I did take that picture for the purpose of pissing you off. Thats what I was saying to the person on the phone...who was busy laughing because I said "it feels weird to be applying pressure to this area."

The gummi bear idea is great! However, we shall do that much much later. Now that the thread title has been successfully changed, we shall CELEBRATE!!!

FREE BEER AND NANHACKETTS ANGELS FOR ALL!!!

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And please...only positive comments about the minnie mouse. It was my rodent appriciation day present.

If you weren't the Empress, and haven't been appointed to my new post of "Minister of Tasteless Humor", I would take the desecration of the Lakers name as an act of War. However, since I'm in a magnanimous mood, I will take this as a token of "Tasteless Humor".

Thank you, my liege.

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Originally posted by RAZOR TOED SPINE MASHER quote: Originally posted by Hanyou quote: Originally posted by RAZOR TOED SPINE MASHER I want to join! I can provide any materials necessary for POINTLESS, including food/rations, weapons, etc. Can you provide moisturizing lotion? Actually, I could. My mom was recently given by my grandmother 50 bars of soap and 50 small bottles of lotion, and has no use for them. MY grandmother got them somewhere (I don't want to know), and she gave them to my mother for no apparent reason. It's very odd and bizzare, don't you think?

No use! No use for moisturizing lotion! Then why not give it to me? I could use it as part of evil plan #476. First i give the people of Lithuania as much mostuirizing lotion as possible. Then once their hands start getting dry and chapped i will take it away. From then on its a simple case of supply and demand. I supply them with lotion when they meet my demands. MUWHAHAHAHAHAH!

Here am I doing something very POINTLESS.

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your talking to squall lionheart...the most pointless person in life...especially the quiet one of the whole group....and the depressed one for some reason.....
anyways im up for body guarding anyone...no need to pay me ill do it out of love for my client...

I asked Shaoblane.
She said I could join.
I asked what's the point.
She replied, it's Pointless, there is no point.
Ok.
So is it like a giant curve of some kind then?
Well alright, I am in here. Now I sit and hope that I do not mutate into a can of spam.

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Originally posted by Shaoblane POINTLESS basics The POINTLESS rules we follow: 1. Dont talk about math. 2. Dont overwork the Nanhackett angels. 3. When I'm not on Paradigm, what Piano Black says, goes. 4. No one shall laugh at Lizards love for mice or cinnamon toast crunch. 5. You shall all put 'ammo' on your christmas list. 6. Clear, plaid, and neon brown ARE real colors. 7. If you talk about POINTLESS, it shouldn't make any sense. 8. Always, and I mean ALWAYS, put POINTLESS in caps! 9. Do not name your children after alcohal. 10. Uhhh...CHEESE! The POINTLESS motto "Out of my mind. Back in five minutes." The POINTLESS goal Ha! Goal...POINTLESS...yah right. The POINTLESS pledge I pledge alligiance to...hey! Cookies!

You for got the last one:

To free all the cookies from the oppressive rule of plastic prisons and into... Hey, a cookie! Get in my belly!!!

I LOVE IT! I'm changing it RIGHT NOW!


there...now everything in 'The most PONTLESS post in Paradigm' is complete!

Evil dictator party at Shaoblane's house!

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Originally posted by Ace of Spades Evil dictator party at Shaoblane's house!

what kind of things will be at said party? Will there be fudge? Ill bring some if there isnt and ill bring tactical nuclear missles for everyone! WOOHOO!

to qoute the words of invader zim "PPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYY"

Holy crap! I got bored enough to read through the entire thread, and Xel joined a long time ago! I am sooooooo sorry! I have added you to the list.

I had to fix rule #10.

And watch your loopholes..spelling errors are fine...

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Originally posted by Shaoblane [CENTER]POINTLESS basics The POINTLESS rules we follow: 1. Dont talk about math. 4. No one shall laugh at Lizards love for mice or cinnamon toast crunch. 5. You shall all put 'ammo' on your christmas list. 6. Clear, plaid, and neon brown ARE real colors.

-NO MATH?! WHAT KIND OF EVIL GROUP ARE YOU PEOPLE?!?!
-Only if the love NVWC has for the toast crunch is shared and expanded upon
-I don't celebrate christmas. take that foo'
-can black be a color too?