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Originally posted by BethMcBeth
OMG!! ACT AND DORK EXCELLENT!!! BWHAHAH ROFLLLLLL!!! ACT I AM SOO IN THAT CONTEST!! LOL!!!
Here is my new one:
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(Hums Mister Roger's Neighborhood theme)
Roger: Could you be...won't you be my neighbor?...
Me (as my true self, not Instro): Hell, yes! So, Roger...what sweater are you going to wear for me today? Or should I wear it and nothing else?... (Picks over sweaters in closet, selects maroon, then powder blue one.)
Roger: (Loosens Windsor knot on tie) Uh...I think all neighbors should act professionally...
Norman: (Appears dressed as the mailman) Roger, speedy delivery....oh my...I see she let herself in...
Roger: (Grabs my hand and runs for it) Let's catch the trolley and go the Land of Make-Believe...
Me: (Pulls end of sweater over behind so that only legs show) Oh, I thought we were already there...
Roger and I pop up in front of the castle. The king, queen, owl and pussycat stare in disbelief. Daniel the Tiger covers his eyes and whimpers.
Residents of Land of Make-Believe: Don't let Dorothy see you!
Dorothy: (Pops out from behinds the Panda lair) Too late!
Roger and I: Gulp!
Dorothy: Beat it, you little hussy or I'll sit on you. I am about 300 pounds, you know!
Me: (Kisses Roger's cheek) See ya some other time, Negotiator... (Runs away trying to preserve modesty as I go.)
Dorothy: (Reveals kitchen knife from pleats of skirt. Points knife at Roger's groin) First Angel and now this...You're such a louse, Roger Smith!