Newbie Alert!!!

I'M NEW!!! I'M NEW!!! PICK ME!!!

Yeah, anyways, I guess the whole point of this post is that I'm new, and I look forward to using the forums. I haven't really had a chance to lurk, so I have no idea what to expect.

Welcome to Parasite...err...Paradise...err...Pair o' Jeans...err...Paradigm

I hope you enjoy our little psychotic party. We have fan-art, fan-fic and fan-conjecture (theories, they say). After a few months of this, I wouldn't be surprise if you saw Roger Smith and Alex Rosewater duking it out on a daily basis.

Also, I do have some fan-fics too. So if you feel brave, drunk or just plain bored, feel free to indulge.

See you in therapy.

Hi! Welcome to our happy home on the web

Hello there! Welcome to the site. I hope you enjoy your stay here

Just stay away from threads started by ACT and ZOLA and youll be fine

Especially the HRA thread

Never never ever confront a yellow dog with a box of unbleached baking-soda, that's just asking for trouble. Apart from that, life's a party, so why not party in Paradigm?

~ nico

Hey there! Nice to meet you. Welcome and enjoy your stay. Here's a tip, don't read the 'Big O Funny Pictures' thread and drink anything at the same time. It's hard cleaning Ginger Ale of the monitor ya' know.





Oh and one more thing...........

*holds up hypno wheel*

You will worship CLAMP. Your getting sleepy. Now when I snap my finger, you will worship CLAMP. MUHAHAHAHAHA....oh yeah

*snaps*

OKay, I'm done

can i get a hug ^^

j/k

nice to meet you too

Lerk? we dont lerk hear, we just came over for dinner and never left.

Hi there. Welcome to Paradigm. Enjoy your stay.

*waves at the n00b*

Hi n00b. I'm Wienber, Paradigm's resident Hippie extraordinaire.

Anyway, you get a gift. It happens to be a sweaty gym sock. Ring it out and wear it yourself. If you check the garbage can over there, I'm sure you'll find a bunch of 'em that other n00bs threw out. I'm sure you can have a couple of pairs.

Anyway, enjoy your stay. It's "fun" here. *cue Maniacal laughter*

Welcome to

expect the unexpected... (dam that cliche line)



http://www.angrynakedpat.com/network/icf/index.php

hellowelcomeenjoyyourstayworsipthecolorclan.

Welcome to the Paradigm City Forums!!!!

I am Commander Amarao resident bad guy. I know what your thinking. I have got to be the coolest guy youv'e ever met. Well I am. Don't listen to the others here their just jealous of my sexiness.

I'm a little late in welcoming you, but at least I'm here.

Uh, welcome...watch out for the pidgeons. I know they look harmless, but if you leave your head unprotected, they WILL poop on it, and pidgeons pooping on head isn't good. Yeah, so watch those suckers.

I was lucky this week, but next week, it might not be the same story. Hey...I owe you a present, don't I? Would you like a cup? A green cup? C'mon, I'll throw in a towel, just in case you accidently spill some molecules, you can uh, wipe it up with the towel and continue to drink.

Alright, now before I leave, remember what I said...those pidgeons man, they'll mess you up. Listen to me; everything I said gon come to pass (an old saying my grandmother would always say to me...just like that too).

Greetings, phreekdragon, and welcome to our happy domes! Here's an empty sack in case you come across some memories you want to take with you.

If you are interested in fan works, try a serving of Meeting Norman by the inimitable A Clockwork Tomato, one of many interesting stories and pictures in Nightingale forum.

Smith Mansion is your source of analysis and creative guesswork about the show itself.

Ailesberry has tons of info on other anime and manga.

Speakeasy is the home of off-Big O posts and birthday wishes.

Finally, JFK Mark is the place to discuss topics about the boards. There are lively continuing threads on avatars and banners.

Hope to see you around the fora!

Cheers,
Pygmalion

hello and welcome dont have to much funand dont go missing eather
we all are weridos

Hello I am DoD
i might eat you watch out