[Fan Fiction] make up a big o scene!

LOL! Nice. Too bad for Domon, though. Oh well. He should have used that energy sword thing of his.

And once again, another Dorothy vs. Roger story ending with Roger smiling too much. The only question: why would Dorothy want to be in a hottub? Perhaps it helps recalaberate her circuitry after her monthly checkup and ice cream? Or maybe she saw it on the platinum cable?

Whatever it may be, it was a funny story. In fact, the only thing your missing, is, well, the correct story format.

"Quotations marks, highly descriptive details, and not as many colons will help increase the greatness of your writing while keeping the overall style and comedy goodness." -Me.

However, it's your fic, do whatever you want. I want to see more LT fics now!

Well, Big Omega, I like it! *being a smartarse* Was Roger thinking of how to make Dorothy clean the hottub?? ^_~ Loved the part about Roger commenting on their shows. I applaud your efforts - and here's a hug. *HUG*

I'm afraid there won't be anymore out of me until I get used to being in school again (seven years ... ). So, how about this - I'll finish formatting my official fanfic and send it off to the guys to (hopefully) post up?

lol That was great... im glad my post before helped! yeah....wonder who els ewill be next....hmmm.....wonder if ANYONE can doa beck and lupin one............

Meanwhile... at starbucks...

Tank: yeah...uhh..ill have your special late night coffee ...and umm...one of those mufins...
Optimus prime: Yes...I shall have one to....ehm....but um...no marshmellows in it....
S-bot: yoyo..get me askin dog with da homie fro on the g side....and a coffee...but with extra creme...

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Originally posted by The Big Omega HAHAHA!!!!!! That was great! I'm sure that you all know what Roger was thinking in the end ...

I know exactly what he was thinking...

Roger: We need to mount a TV outside this hottub
Dorothy: Wouldn't it get wet?
roger: This is why we mount it.
Dorothy: Oh.

WOOHOO MY LAST SERIOUS FANFIC WAS ACCPETED!! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!!! now something alittle more clam....
a nice cross over with BATMAn and ROGER....
WE ALL HAVE NOTICED THIS AND THE CASE SHALL COME TO THE END!!

Roger Smith and Bruce Whaeyn.

Both cities...impaled into darkness....both cities....full of crime....both cities... with freakish villains...and both cities...with heroes that wear black all the time.....and today....they meet...
::In Rogers mansion at breakfast::
Dorothy:...roger..
Roger: Yes Dorothy?
Dorothy: what is... a homosexual?
(long awkward silence)
Roger:...hu.....please Dorothy....we aren’t fighting domon kashu again are we Norman?
Norman: I believe not sir.
Roger: Dorothy....its what we talked about before....except with...well....the same gender...
Dorothy: People seem to be against it....but I don’t see what is wrong about robbing against another human. What is the difference?
Roger: Errmmm....yea.....well.....NORMAN!!
Norman: yes master roger?
Roger: get me my.... "special" tapes.
Norman: Right away sir.

Meanwhile...in the batcave...

Robin: Bruce?
Batman: yes robin?
Robin: am I...gay?
(long awkward silence)
Batman: umm....well...we have talked about this before right?
Robin: I...uhh...I don’t think so....
Batman: well....you do know what gay is right...?
Robin: yes.... same gender...attraction...
Batman: Well...its not wrong...it may be hard to find another....well let me try what worked for me....ALBERT!
Albert: Yes master Bruce?
Batman: Get me my.... "special" tapes.
Albert: Yes master Bruce.


Meanwhile back at Roger’s mansion...

Roger: ok Dorothy...I want you to watch ALL these tapes....and I think these will teach you all you need to know...
Dorothy:.....Sure roger.....
Norman: Master roger... we have just received a call that someone needs assistance in a case he is dealing with.
Roger: when will he be here?
Norman: He wishes to speak with you in 1 hour at the speakeasy.

Meanwhile at the batcave....

Batman: Ok robin... I want you to watch ALL these tapes....and I think these will help you with your dilemma.
Robin: ...sure Bruce....
Albert: I've called the negotiator and he accepts to meet us at the speakeasy in 1 hour.
Batman: We better get going... now watch ALL of them... me and Albert will be back later.

1 hour later...at the speakeasy... a few strange man are eating oompa loompa hearts and watching monkey clerics on the television while a few others a having drinking contests (Refer to the speakeasy thread in The speakeasy forum section)

:: Albert is waiting outside in the.... batmobile....recovering from a near heart attack from the pure speed. Roger and Bruce are in the dark corner at a small beat up wine covered and slightly burned table::

Bruce/Batman: You are... Roger Smith?
Roger: yes.. and you are Bruce wh(however its spelled)
Bruce: So... lets get started. I am here to investigate the joining of the joker and 2 other freaks in your town.
Roger:...right.....so.....from my information your not part of any police force...
Bruce: we I uh...
Roger: your Batman...
Bruce: well I
Roger: your Batman..
Bruce....fine.....I am but still...don’t tell anyone....well...I need your help to catch these people.
Roger: Ok....Its my job to protect paradigm.... and I always finish a job.

Meanwhile...
Roger AND Dorothy at the same time: Whoa.....

meanwhile... with Schwarzwald, the riddler, the joker, and Allen Gabriel in the underground...

Schwarzwald and the riddler: Rock, paper scissors...rock, paper----(and they continue on)

Joker: so...can I call you gabe?
Gabe: sure...as long as I can still wear my suit..
Joker: haha... I know how you feel....ehm yes
Gabe: yea...
Joker: So....what uhh...what kind of chaos should we..."mix up" ha ..hehe...ehm....
Gabe: I don't know... turmoil.... savage?
Joker: nah... too savage...like....ish....just too much trouble.
Gabe: hmmm....yes.....
Joker: yup...
Riddler: SISSORS BEATS PAPER!! I WIN !!!! Ok how about we mess with roger and Bruce's heads?
Schwarzwald: great minds think alike!
Riddler: Happy times!
Joker: hehehe...heh...yea...I’m just a bit depressed....
RIddler: aww.. sorry man.... did you and Harley have another fight?
Joker: hu.. yeah...
Schwarzwald: aww that’s too bad... well your lucky to have one... they become quite picky nowadays....blasted media... hey I’m sure some turmoil will cheer you up... we will even set up some of your gags...
Joker: ahh.. thanks guys.... yeah lets go....
Gab: no problem! Lets get started!

1 day later at Rogers mansion... Bruce and roger are dealing on what they should do while Norman and Albert are sharing cooking secrets...

Norman: Yea this eyepatch does get in the way sometimes but---
::back with Bruce and roger::
Roger: So where will we find this joker?
Bruce: they will appear themselves in time… we should go underground to meet them.
Roger: Meet them?
Bruce: Meet them.
Roger: Whatever fits your fancy. Well I think we should find out what they are planning first. We need to talk to Big ear.
(later at the speakeasy)
Big Ear: This joker… he has joined up with 3 fellows… the riddler… a riddling…. person…. used to work for a newspaper and toy company… your good friend Schwarzwald…. and another strange man whom wears lots of make-up.
Roger: hmm… strange group… where have they last been seen.
Big ear: A clown like man has last been seen walking into a sewer after planting a laughing gas bomb.
Roger: Well… back to the underground.

(the next day… climbing down the latter)
Roger: Is that suit needed?
Batman: I have a secret identity… of course its needed.
Roger: Ok ::suddenly shaking:: ahh…ehm..
Batman: are you ok?
Roger: err… yea…(thinking to him self)Well.. at least it’s not as bad as last time. As long as I make it through…
Batman: Are we there yet?
Roger: almost

Almost…

Roger: So… when do they show themselves?
Batman: Right up there. (points to a light up smile face on the roof)

High pitched and annoying voice: MEWAHAHAHAHAHEHEHE!!! IT”S TIME TO FACE DESTINY BATMAN!!!
Batman: The joker…
A normal sounding voice but with a slight British accent: What’s very big and can easily destroy pubic property?
Roger: hu….a megadeus?
Batman: the riddler….
Riddler: ..ok….fine lets just cut to the chase.(all four villains jump from the roof and land 10 feet in front of roger and Batman.
Schwarzwald: We meet again roger smith!
Riddler: Practice makes perfect… but nobody is perfect… so why practice?
Gabriel: I don’t believe we have met yet Mr. Smith my name is Gabriel. Call me gabe!
Joker: hu….I’m not in the mood but here we go. :: throws sleeping bomb::
Roger: * cough cough* (both Batman and roger fall asleep)
Riddler: Come on… lets tie ‘em up… ::puts hand on jokers shoulder::
Joker: ahh thanks guys.

Later…when roger and Batman wake up.

Batman: ow..ow..ow..
Joker: Wow… you really put your mask on tight Batman.
Roger: okay….so……what is going on.
Gabe: well… Schwarzwald seems to be on a winning streak with our card games… and we are going attempted to rob the paradigm bank.
Roger; hu… well that’s not very original.
Joker: Well there is not much to work with jack A**!!!!
Gabe: sorry… he has been having a bit of girl trouble.
Roger: hehe…I know where your coming from… but wow your lucky to have one!
Joker: Bah… it’s hard to keep a relationship.
Roger: when ever I hit on anyone… I always get hit.
Joker: that wasn’t very clever for a hero.
Schwarzwald: He is a negotiator… not Colin Quin! 3 Kings!
Riddler: bah you have hoodwinked me yet again! Hey… does Harley like chocolate?
Roger: Oh so her name is Harley… wait Harley Quin?
Joker: yea, why?
Roger: Haha I think I met here once!
Joker: Really?
Roger: Yea… blond hair… studies human emotions?
Joker: YEA! Wait are you the guy with the… well you uhhh…. With the drink…. The skirt… in the back room?
Roger: err…..yea…
Joker: Oh was I out of line?
Roger: ahh whatever! Its in the past! And I was young then! ::joker unties him while Batman stares confused:: Hey how about I buy you all a drink and we discuss your plans over a nice dinner?
Schwarzwald and gabe: Sure!
Joker: No trouble?
Roger Sure!
Joker: ok lets go! ::And they begin to climb the latter to the surface::
( a few seconds later)
Batman (still tied in chair): ehm… hello? (echo.)

3 days later at the batcave….

Batman: hmmm… so did those videos teach you anything? Or ehm… make you feel more confident in yourself?
Robin: I like my costume.
Batman: so do I…. So do I……

Meanwhile…
Roger: did you those videos teach you anything? Or ehm… stop you from asking question that I often hesitate to directly answer?
Dorothy: (steps back from roger) Not all humans are like that are they?
Roger: Not all Dorothy… Not all…::winks and smirks at camera::

POWER TO THE PEOPLE!! TELL ME HOW THIS FITS!!! by fits i mean enjoy if atall....i think the humor is ok....

EDIT: wow this is really friken long!!!

...(awkward pause) Well...I...um...don't know what to say...very interesting...kinda funny...I think... Uh...I really don't know what to say to all of that...it was really odd. The ending was good though, sounds like something I'd put. Heh, the old Batman and Robin gay joke, damn...how long has that one been around? But my question is: Where the hell were the Transformers?

OK lets see... (transformers saga...lives on)

hmmm trasformors you want...hmmm... lets see....hmm...ordered stuff at the starbucks..(THE GOOD starbucks mind you)

hu....yea....hmm...::thinking::.....::ok trasformers...are eating?::

Optimus: So uhh...how was the party at demetrons last week?
Tank: ahh yea it was ok...got the megabox runnin and we pumped some tunes out of it... it was ok.. so where you?
Optimus: ahhj you know.. had a another fight with the megazord..
Tank: AHH yea.. that guys a jerk....(long silence)
Optimus: yeah....
S-bot: yo yo yo dont mind if i yoinken yo muffin?
Optimus no.. go ahead....yea....jerk....ehm....so hear flontron say a female transformer..
Tank: naw.. he just likes to screw with people..
Optimus: yea...right......

and so contunes....the transformers saga....

Edit: yeah mabey the thing about halrey and the joker was a bit funky... but i mean it like...well you know... the villans acctually have lives of thier own...they dont plot ALL the time to destroy the big o or batman....they need a social life also... even if they are crazy.... and well.... they had more of a life than batman or roger.... yeah and then they all become friends and have a happy life together....like tank and optimus prime... thats how...
and well... the begining and end...that was just to show that they are similar...i just thought it would fit... And i didn't know about them being gay.... ( well unless your refering to the LIVE action one((no pun intended...if you consider taht one)))...
I personally it was ok... but yeah.. the tetris one was alot better..

Well, that was different. Funny, but different.

And it's Bruce Wayne - just like Wayneright, but without the right. (Or a left, anyway.)

If you wanna talk about ambiguity, it's the 1960's Batman series. Straight men do not wear pink tights!

BTW - LOVE the villians' bits. I always thought they would act that way with each other.

* * *

Dorothy carefully opened the package.

It had arrived that afternoon, addressed to her and post-dated forty years earlier. (The postal service has essentially not changed.)

Roger stood a few feet away, pretending to look outside at the rainy evening. The darkness outside only made the reflections from the inside even sharper, allowing Roger to see if Dorothy had any sort of reaction.

Dorothy found an envelope of which she opened and began to read the papers inside. After a moment, she folded the paper and looked up. "Roger?"

"Yes, Dorothy?" he said, turning around and sipping the tumbler of scotch and ice in his hand.

"Do you know of your mother?"

Roger blinked, completely unprepared for this question. "Vaguely. My parents died when I was quite young. Why do you ask?"

"This is information about the other Dorothy's mother."

Roger had to remember the 'other Dorothy' was the human Dorothy, the one his companion was based on. In his bizarre head trip during the battle with the foreign Megadei, he recalled the human Dorothy was a dynamic girl who giggled and had a pair of lovely violet eyes. "Why would it be addressed to you?"

"That is what puzzles me, Roger. According to this, my father - Dr. Wayneright - had married a woman by the name of Sumire Kanzaki and she is the other Dorothy's mother. She died in childbirth." She offered Roger the photograph that had accompanied the papers.

Roger studied it. It was a black and white photograph like most all were, featuring a young woman with obvious red hair standing primly in a garden, clad in a stylized robe which draped off her shoulders. She also wore a headband over a bobbed haircut just like Dorothy.

"Looks like you," he commented, handing it back to her.

Dorothy commented flatly, "She was part of the Flower Division - according to these papers, she was one of the first pilots of a proto-Megadeus."

Roger blinked. "What??"

Dorothy looked at him like he was acting too dense for his own good. "My human mother is a Megadeus pilot, you thick lump." She looked at the picture again. "Spirit warriors, they were called." She looked back up at him. "Just like you."

Roger rubbed his face, then turned to gaze through the Fourth Wall. "Where are we going with this? Okay, the coincidences have been noticed, go to sleep, Tess."

Dorothy also stared through the Fourth Wall. "Yes, please get some sleep. Roger and I have plans for the night."

Roger smirked. "I've got the whipped cream and cherries." He licked his lips. "And the chocolate sauce is warming up to JUST the right temperature."

Dorothy nodded. "Ice cream is in the fridge."

Nice lady Tesser, I just have one question. Is this before or after Roger and Dorothy are married? You'll need to start stating that in you fics on this board, it can change the context quite a bit...but I see taht you are laboring hard as usual to bring a smile to our otherwise dreary lives. Sorta like McDonnalds except not as greezy and tastes a lot better too. By the way, if anyone wants me to make another Big O vs ...something fic then speak up and give me a suggestion, I'm as blank as a piece of paper right now...

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Roger smirked. "I've got the whipped cream and cherries." He licked his lips. "And the chocolate sauce is warming up to JUST the right temperature." Dorothy nodded. "Ice cream is in the fridge."

Hilarious! Great timing, too.

Watch Project A-Ko 2 - Plot of the Daitokuji Financial Group.

The HUGE mecha is called the Queen Margarita, which is the most useless mecha to use while space ship rustling. That's my nomination for a versus fic.

Oh, I guess I created my own little Big O universe. It's just another one-shot, not meant to be taken seriously. (It's supposed to be crossed over with Sakura Wars, by the way.) (And you can tell if it's a Smith family thing - Dorothy says 'Roger-dear'.)

And if you keep up the praise like that, my head won't fit through the door. I'm sending my fanfic over to Shredder in a minute. *crosses fingers*

Um...lets pretend for a second that my anime knowledge pretty much ends with everything that they've put on cartoon network, or that old school stuff like Transformers and Voltron. Just give me an idea that I knwo what the hell it's from...

Project A-Ko - old school comedy, spoofs other anime, came out in 1986 (before several members of the forums were born, it seems). Had one movie and three OVA's (kinda). Rent them, they're hilarious, especially when you figure out who A-Ko's parents are.

Some online friends and I have a few thousand pages of fanfics based on this anime. A fansite dedicted to it has a message board where I met my husband. ^_^

Okay, here's this for an idea! Imagine a Big O parody of one of the funniest movies of all time! Meet the Parents!

How will Roger Smith manage to survive in Dorothy Wayneright's home with her over-attentive father Timothy Wayneright, criminal brother Beck Gold, perfect little sister Angel, Angel's fiance Allen Gabriel, Dorothy's ex Dan Dastun, and Schwarzwald who has just come along to ruin everything? Can Roger manage to survive against all odds and without wearing an outfit that isn't at least two-thirds black and still manage to propose to his beloved? Tune in to the newest smash-hit in Anime comedic parody drama! Meet the Deus!

Sound good? I think I might need another title though...

I like - may actually be funnier (not that hard to do).

Okay, since we're on this video blurb thing ...

In January, 40 years after The Event, three student filmmakers disappeared into the underground of Paradigm City while shooting a documentary ...
A year later, their footage was found by the Paradigm Group.

The Paradigm Megadeus Project ...

follows a trio of filmmakers (portrayed by Roger Smith, Dorothy Wayneright, and Dan Dastun) on what should have been a simple walk down the underground ... but quickly becomes an excursion into heart-stopping terror. As the three become inexplicably but undeniably lost (Dastun: "I kicked the [CENOSRED] map into the sewer drain!"), morale deteriorates (Roger: "Who the hell am I??"). Hunger sets in (Roger: "Norman's mashed potatoes ... "). Accusations fly (Dorothy: "You two HUMANS are [CENSORED]-up! I'm filming and you two - "). By night, unseen evil stirs beyond Dorothy's headband light (Dorothy: "Angel, nice to see you again. Skank."). By day, chilling ritualistic figures are discovered nearby (Dastun: "More Megadueses??"). As the end of their journey approaches, they realize that what they're filming now is not a prophesy ... but their own descent into unimaginable horror.

(Roger: "Smeg this, I'm not staying around here - BIG O! IT'S SHOWTIME!")

(Big O pops out of the ground and the movie ends before it begins.)

Well, that was pointless.

On this not, has anyone made a Big O reality series spoof yet? If not I think that I'll do it. Imagine it like this: The name of the show is Big Bro. Seven people are trapped inside of Roger's mansion and they have to survive until either they are the last person standing or they get voted off! The prize for victory can be anything worth up to a million dollars.

The Cast:

Roger Smith
Dorothy Wayneright
Norman Burg
Dan Dastun
Angel
Schwarzwald
Beck Gold

Sound good? I think that I'll try to work on this if I can.

That should be a fun read!

Guys: "We vote Angel off because she's not giving out!"

Angel: "Me?? What about the android??"

Dorothy: "I can do laundry. And I can be used as a flashlight when the power goes out."

Guys: "Yeah! At least she's doing housework!"

Norman: "But Angel runs around in that Emma Peel outfit! And she doesn't mind anyone peeping her in the shower! We should take that into consideration."

*author goes off to do homework*

hahaha.... yea taht would make a gerat fanfic..well if someone could get a good story to it( like that blasted lupin and beck thing)

Like angel and dorothy (well they probley already both do) have a thing for roger...roger goes along with both and they end up in a big fight......
(in the confesion booths)
Angel: That dorothy.... she just wants rogers money...atleast im half way decent and go for what he is!!!

Dorothy:...she is whore

Roger: well i dont know why they have to fight! There is enogh roger to go around*wink wink*...erm..ehm....yea can we do this over?

Schwarzwald: I wrote about this stuff all the time... yea all we need to do is to vote roger off....because if we vote the girls off...well... they will come back to haut him...that or get vote back on...

Beck: hey hey hey???? Why arnt they fighting over me? Man... i need a smoke...

Norman: can.. can androids do that?

Dauston:Im watching you beck... and ill come for you!!! After the show atleast... Im getting good pay for this stunt..
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anyways..... i have another serious fanfic.... now it relates to both my other serious fanfics and the rpg thread.... I just got a some ideas from the rpg thread.....this doesn't have to be part of it...

I guess i could call this another chapter in schwarzwalds search for truth...

Chapter 3... It is mine.


(in an abandone, dark, rusted and with a stench of blood... a man with a large brown coat, hat, and a blank brown mask sit in the corner talking in a monotone voice)

"He told me to build it... I don't know why... he just told me too... and now mankind has another weapon to fight over. Why did he do this?

I created many andriods and robots for people in the past. I was gifted with my inteligence. Although I may have payed more attention to my creations than my social life. I didn't like people. They curropted everything they could get thier hands on. The ones with power made others follow thier own laws just to show people that they were richer than them. People argued over little thing. Many were obsesed abuot apperance and thier status in society.

I had few friends when i was young. They were killed 1 by 1 by activists... they often went to far... many just argue for the sake of being noticed. Few were really there for the cause and understood. They are lucky they wern't killed by the government. In these events there were so many casuties that they just didn't bother to identify the bodies anymore. I quit particpateing in these evens. There was nothing elce to hold on too... i was separated from my family at birth during the event. And that... robot monster ran amuck though the city.

My name is Dr. Voskov and i build the weapon of god for that horrible man. He told me he was going to free the world of the curropt government. Instead he just wanted to take them all over. He wanted to do like the last one did. The one who told me tobuild it. He told me the story. It wanted to reset existance... this was the biggest one of them all... there were many roles... a nightengale... 2 of the 10 guardians... and Omega... every so often... this monster.... consumes a mans soul to attempt to... unmake existance... and a new "parters" as he called them are reincarnated to fight with the guardians. I have lived though 2 of these happenings... the now known paradigm city... is a holy place... forget vatican city... it all began here... not this "god" but another... another being who while your god rests... takes control...

That entity... he told me i could leave... i could be taken away from this pathetic world... he have me pain... he took away my eyesight and smell... i tried to get rid of him... I was almost there until he retuned in full power... Meggito and Fronds Kenadvik... The man I last built that monster for... were insain... i don't know what became of them... but the reincarnated hero... known as roger smith... still lives... he keeps the world free... with that black megadues...

I sort of wish he would just die... but... its better than being wiped from existance...

I met a man named gordan rosewater... he told me of the events of the war... the holy warriors that stopped that Fronds... he almost found the full power of omega... but noone yet has made it there... many die of fear before the battle even ends... omega... with its own will... fights inplace of the host... feeds of its soul... till it is buried agian...

After it was... fragmented.... by meggito... i re-built it... it should be mine... I want it... i want to revive my allies... i want jefferson to see what i have seen... how his accomplishments have helped me and show him... that immortaity is a curse... and in return... I want to know where he found the prisms... the soul... of omega...

Why does this event return... and why does the ones who remember keep getting killed... and why... why haven't I been killed...

May your search continue reporter... and if you come across a guardian... show rosewater what is what for me"

Schwarzwald with a smile, "I 'll tell you anything I find anything that may fill in your gaps"

Dr. Voskov, "Thank you... friend... your dont seem to be ...currpot like the others...I shall enjoy your return."
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EDIT: hmmm... if i can contine with this... I think im gonna make afanfiction deticated site.....hmm...(yes i do know html) hey... if i do... i make a thread asking if anyone want thier fanfics in it...(i mean ones not haveing to do with big o...or not fit for the fan fiction page on the main site)

You know, Schwarzwald, that would make a great prequel for the RPG fic. It sets the right tone and everything. That is good work.