[Fan Fiction] make up a big o scene!

Le Bread 08-08-2003 07:45 PM
Originally posted by re-animate

"RANDY NEWMAN!!" roger exclaims, "what in gods name!"

And you thought the ending to last weeks episode of Big O was shocking. Big Grin

Being a guy who's familiar with both the Family Guy joke that surrounds Randy Newman...and the music of Randy Newman...my heart skipped a beat. That's just a chilling passage. XD
re-animate 08-08-2003 10:17 PM
lady come up and gets an apple

she goes to take a bite

she breathes on it

then whipes it on her blooooose

she goes to take a bite


she bites


she chews once


three times

Schwarzwald 08-08-2003 10:22 PM

haha i remember that...haha
re-animate 08-08-2003 10:30 PM
a chicken in every pot and a cap in every ass

i got this sore on my lip and i keep poking it with my toung but it is just making it worse!
Schwarzwald 08-08-2003 10:33 PM
okok....well..thats all from famliy guy...so well....u might get another warning....if you keep posting those things
re-animate 08-08-2003 10:47 PM

your right

im sorry admins

got carried away


who has the next scene!?
Prince-Consort Tesser 08-09-2003 01:20 PM
Roger looks around, but doesn't see Dorothy nor Norman. He shrugs and sits down with coffee and a nudie mag hidden by a newspaper.

Norman comes in, looking alarmed. Roger puts down his reading material and sits up, all business. "What is it, Norman?"

"It's Miss Dorothy, sir. She's begun ... acting peculiar."

Roger gave a suave smile (#14-B 'Concerned but amused by over-reaction). "Well, normally she doesn't act like anything. So what's the problem?"

"I think you should see for yourself, sir." He gestured toward the library.

Curious, Roger went to the library - and stared in horror.

There was Dorothy, wearing a floor-length white robe with a golden halo and tiny white wings. She was reading a copy of 'Inspirational Stories of the Holy Spirit'.

"DOROTHY!" Roger cried in horror. "Why are you dressed like that!?"

"Oh, hello, Roger-dear!" she sang in an incredibly cute voice. "I've had a lifestyle change - I've gone Anti-Goth! Do you like it?" She gave a little pirouette.

"It's horrible! You can't be serious!"

"Of course I am, Roger-dear." She skipped up to him and gave him a kiss on the cheek. "If you'll excuse me, I'm going to the soup kitchens to help the needy, then I'll be going to a chaparoned party with no alcohol or drugs, and I'll be home before ten. Bye!" She skipped away, whistling 'It's A Small World'.

Roger collapsed to his knees and clutched his temples. "OH GHOD THE HORROR!"

Norman put a hand on Roger's shoulder. "Don't worry, Master Roger. I'm sure she's just going through a rebellious phase. Soon, she'll be dressed in black and making cynical remarks again."

"I hope you're right, Norman ... I hope you're right."
Shaoblane 08-09-2003 01:49 PM
LOL! That was friggin hilarious! OMG that was funny...and Roger and the porn mag..as soon as I saw that I knew there was something with Dorothy, but I never expected that...Lol! OMG that was good. That would make a good ending to a halloween fanfiction! Lol! You should add something around that story. No alchohal or drugs...before ten! Ha!
Lady Tesser 08-09-2003 01:58 PM
That's my hubby ... as you can see, he's even more twisted than I am.
Prince-Consort Tesser 08-09-2003 02:07 PM
Shocked I am SHOCKED! Yes SHOCKED! That my own wife would think me twisted!

Strange, bizarre, demented, warped, deranged, around the bend, dipsy-doodle, off-kilter, mildly psychotic, yes ... but TWISTED?! NEVER!

re-animate 08-09-2003 08:19 PM
so, are you gus gunna have kids?

[smile, your on candid camera!!]

anywho, that was funny

anti-goth, whoda thunk
Prince-Consort Tesser 08-09-2003 11:18 PM
We intend to have several children.




An unstoppable unholy army, marching across the countryside, laying waste to cities, overwhelming all challengers, shaking their rattles and uttering their bone-chilling battle-cry of "GOO-GOO!"

[Lady Tesser wallops husband with a large mallet]

Er ... as I was saying ... we'll have a few children one day ...

re-animate 08-09-2003 11:36 PM

so is this a love hate relationship thing?

wait.....i hear far off wines of goo-goo


me and my trusty mallot.........
Lady Tesser 08-09-2003 11:47 PM
Nah, just a typical couple who had met on the internet due to anime (Project A-Ko).

* * *

Roger was somewhat surprised; he had not seen Dorothy in three days. He could usually count on her to either wake him up with that darn piano of doom or stand with him outside on the balcony and silently exchange looks-with-many-meanings.


"Yes, Master Roger?"

"Where's Dorothy? I haven't seen her around the house."

"Have you forgotten, Master Roger? You had given her her own web account - "

Roger smirked, shoving his hands in his pockets. "So, she became an internet junkie. Not surprised. Where is she?"

"In the den."

Roger made his way across the house and quietly opened the door to the den. He found Dorothy sitting at the desk, typing away at the keyboard. He smiled, closing the door after he entered, curious to see what she was writing.

On the screen, he found -

[User 459: Can you describe your CPU again?]

Dorothy's typed response made Roger's hair stand on end -

[WebTart: It's very, very fast and it wants to process you ... ]


[WebTart: Oh, drat, my pet human is throwing a fit. Hold on ... ]

She turned to look at him. "Roger, go away, I'm interfacing. If you wish to exchange with me, you'll have to wait your turn and give me your credit card number like everybody else."

Roger was babbling at this point, so there's no point in continuing this.
Schwarzwald 08-09-2003 11:51 PM
hahahahahha.....thats all needed to say....
re-animate 08-10-2003 12:29 AM
thats just wrong


but wrong
Prince-Consort Tesser 08-12-2003 11:27 AM
The battle had gone horribly wrong ...

Big O was on the defensive as the Giant Snail-Bot kept sliming everywhere. Big O kept slipping and falling down, looking idiotic in the attempt. Even stomping on the Military Police Armored Cruisers and using them for traction didn't help.

Dorothy stood on the balcony, looking fearful and ingenue-like, utterly helpless (and not wanting to get icky stuff on her dress).

Norman watched, trembling, as the only employer who would let him have two vacation days per month plus room and board hovered on the edge of death.

"I can't take it anymore!" Norman cried in anguish. "I msut save Master Roger! Even if it means revealing my Dread Secret!"

Dorothy looked at him with a mixture of boredom and sleepiness. "Norman?"

One of Norman's hands popped up with a hand puppet, depicting a man in a red coat with a huge afro. "Don't do it!" the puppet squeaked. "You fool! You'll ruin everything!"

Norman sobbed. "I must, Nabeshin-puppet! I must!"

As Big O fell and the Giant Snail-Bot raised itself for the killing blow, Norman raised his henshin stick and cried out "BUTLER POWER MAKE UP!"

A quick thirty-second transformation sequence later (complete with funky seventies-style lights and symbols and Norman's clothes melting away), Norman stood, transformed ...

Prince-Consort Tesser 08-12-2003 11:36 AM
WHAT HAPPENED BEFORE: To save Big O from the Giant Snail-Bot, Norman went through an embarassing magical-girl transformation sequence and emerged as Space Butler (from Excel Saga) ...

Dorothy covered her face with her hands and began screaming; "EWWWW! I SAW A GROTTY OLD MAN NAKED! I'M TRAUMATIZED FOR LIFE! GIVE ME AMNESIA NOW!! PLEASE!!"

Undaunted by Dorothy's histrioncs, Space Butler leapt off the balcony to battle ...

... and plunged thirty stories to his death.

Big O was snailed, Space Butler was street pizza, and Dorothy went on to become a punk gospel singer.


(sniff) These tender stories always make me so emotional ...
Shaoblane 08-12-2003 07:24 PM
Lol! Nice picture! And damn was that hilarious!

Ok. I'm making this up as I go. Lets see where I go with this. I usually think of things and make a plot outline so this should be totally different.

"Roger, let me pilot Big O this time." Dorothy whinned.

"Why?" Roger asked.

"I'm bored. Just once." Dorothy said.

"But I'm taking it to the garage right now." Roger said.

"That's OK. Let me. " Dorothy said

"Oh....alright. Just this once."

~~Ten minutes later~~

"You missed the turn."
"I did?"
"No! HA! Were supposed to go underground, not left!"
"What does this button do?"
"No Dorothy!"

~~ Next morning ~~

"It p-pi-picked the p-p-perfect time t-t-to snow."

"I-indeed sir. How did y-you manage to d-do this, s-sir?"

"It wasn't m-me, Norman. I l-l-let Do-Dorothy pilot B-Big-O"

"H-how did she manage t-to lose the r-roof?"

"S-She pushed the li-little b-blue button at the w-wrong spot of town."

Sucks I know. Take this and do whatever the hell you want with it.
Schwarzwald 08-12-2003 07:46 PM
to price tesser...VERY MUCH LOL.. loved the end...

and to shaoblane...lol...remindes me of old times...and a seterotypical american family on the road....