[Fan Fiction] make up a big o scene!

Big Ben 03-11-2004 06:04 PM
Been busy for a while and have now just finally gotten the chance to check these scenes out. Way to go, all of you. Especially loved the newspaper bit. Smile
NVWC2006 03-11-2004 06:32 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Negotiator99
"Big O," whispered Roger.
"Hey!" yelled the bartender. "Not in here!"
"Sorry," replied Roger Smith.

Big Grin So many buildings have fallen to Big O rising from the ground, yet the Speakeasy remains. It's all Roger can do, not destroying the place, to make up for all the pool stick things he breaks whenever he's mad.
BigRoomA 03-12-2004 12:59 PM
This is another short from Big Room A who resides here in Southern New York State.

This one is about why Big O continues to malfunction all the time.
Of course in the series, Big O never had that trouble.

Cast: Dorothy, Roger Smith, his new wife- Angel, and Norman- who will retire at the end of this story.

Previously, Angel proposed to Roger and have now married.

We begin this time below Roger's home where Norman is tending to Roger's Megadeus, Big O. The Megadeus has had some malfunctions lately including the untimely destruction of one of the main domes. Accoding to Major Dastun, the toll from that incident was 2 dead and 392 injured, mostly minor ones from falling glass and shrapnels.

"Dorothy, where's Master Roger?" Norman asked.

"Out with his wife, why?" Dorothy replied, then she handed him a wrench. he took it and tinkered with a large bolt.

"Just wondering. They haven't been apart since they got married last week."

Dorothy simulated a burp. Norman giggled.

"How'd you do that?"

"I picked it up from you, Norman. You belch everytime you drink colas."

'So sorry, Dorothy. We should say pardon me."

"Point well taken."

Outside, Roger and Angel were at the Paradigm City library checking oiut books about electronics and mechanics.

"How about this one, Roger?" Angel asked, after grabbing a book and handing it to her husband. Roger takes it and looks at it. it was called-
"Electronics, the Paradigm City way" by Gordon Rosewater.

"Look who its by." Roger says, pointing to the author's name.

"Well, how about that. The father of the plenty dead son."

Roger chuckled.

"I wonder if Gordon misses his son?"

"That's a great question. That man was an idiot. I know I didn't."

Roger hands Angel another book.

"What's this?" Angel said. This books title was 'Megadeus Improvement' by Michael Zabok. "Another familiar name, Schwartzwald."

"He certainly gets around doesn't he?" Roger replies. Then he taps his wife on the shoulder. "We better be getting home."

"OK."

Back at the underground of Roger's home, Dorothy was next to Norman who was still tending to Big O. She had a big book in her hands. The book was the owners manual to the huge megadeus.

"Ahhh, that's the owners manual to Big O." Norman said.

Suddenly, the manual falls apart like a very old manuscript right in Dorothy's hands.

"Darn, that was the only manual to Big O>" Dorothy said.

"Nuts, now what?"

"Play it by ear, Norman."

Norman sighed and continued his work.

A few minutes later, Roger and his wife returned to find the Big O manual in millions of pieces.

"What happened here?" Angel asked, staring down at the mess.

"The Big O manual fell apart and disinegrated in my hands." Dorothy says.

"They just don't make books like that anymore." Roger said, sighing.

About one hour later, Norman was done with Big O.

"All done ,sir." Norman said, getting down off the ladder.

"Thanks, Norman."

Mr.Smith got into Big O and started up the bot. The motor ran for only 15 seconds before quitting.

Everyone was dumbfounded.

"Why did Big O stop?" Angel asked, looking at the Megadeus.

Norman pulled the ladder back up and began new repairs.

Then, another hour later. Roger tried it again and this time, Big O didn't start at all.

"WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS STUPID THING!!" Roger yelled, then kicked the megadeus.

"Roger Snith! You will stop that at once and calm down!" Angel didn't like his outburst and went to Norman. "Let me try something."

Angel went into her hair and pulled out a bobby pin. Roger exploded laughing,

"What are going to do with that thing?"

"Watch."

She went into the cockpit of Big O and inserted the bobby pin into a certain area of the megadeus.

"That's not going to work."

Angel gave him a raspberry. Tongue

"Give it shot, Negotiator!"

Roger got into Big O and tried to start it. The megadeus quickly went to full power. Angel laughs.

"See?"

"Wiseguy."

Roger then takes Big O out for it's next mission.

"The old hairpin trick." Norman said.

"It works every time. Right, Dorothy?" Angel asks her. Dorothy turns around away from her.

"Whatever. I'm going to go clean Roger's room." said she and walks off.

"Oh, well."

THE END. Cool
Pygmalion 03-12-2004 02:27 PM
quote:
Originally posted by BigRoomA
Then, another hour later. Roger tried it again and this time, Big O didn't start at all.

"WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS STUPID THING!!" Roger yelled, then kicked the megadeus.

"Roger Snith! You will stop that at once and calm down!" Angel didn't like his outburst and went to Norman. "Let me try something."

Angel went into her hair and pulled out a bobby pin. Roger exploded laughing,

"What are going to do with that thing?"

"Watch."

She went into the cockpit of Big O and inserted the bobby pin into a certain area of the megadeus.

...

"The old hairpin trick." Norman said.

"It works every time. Right, Dorothy?" Angel asks her. Dorothy turns around away from her.

One good thing about being the director is that you can threaten hundred-foot giant robots with a bobby pin, and it works. (Dorothy can only talk with Big O.)

Pygmalion
BigRoomA 03-12-2004 07:13 PM
A big LOL. Pleased

That was a great reply.

That's very true. Being in charge of your story, you can put anything you like. Like a simple bobby pin.

Planning your own story? I'd like to see one.

My next short story is coming soon. Smile

1 of my other things I'd like to iron out, is my knack to accidentally hit the wrong key and not notice it. Annoying it is. Big Grin
The Big Finale 03-12-2004 11:31 PM
-And now, the commercials-

*shot of Alex Rosewater sitting at the head of a dining table. No one else is there. There is a large golden eye over his left eye, and he is drinking wine*

Alex: Well, it looks like little Angel is doing quite well in my tournament....

*shot of a viewscreen displaying Angel, Bonnie, Dastun, and Vera walking along a dirt path surrounded by trees*

*close up of Angel*

Angel *thinking*: Grandpa.. I won't rest until I've saved your soul from Alex!

-flashback-

*shot of Gordon Rosewater holding up a tomato and a CCG card depicting a megadeus*

Gordon: Angel, Duel Megadei is like farming... you have to know when to water them, and fertilize them, so they get nice and big and plump.

Angel: That makes... no sense at all

-end flashback-

*shot of Angel standing behind a podium. There is a gold book around here neck, rolling around on it's chain violently. A field of energy and wind is blowing up from beneath her.*

Disembodied Voice: An-Gel-Oh!

*shot of Angel standing in a blackened area, with a spotlight coming down and hiding her face. Her right hand is placed inside her pocket*

*shot of Angel's face becoming clearer. Her eyes have taken on a more determined look, and are almost shaped differently*


Dark Angel: Let's Duel!

*shot of Beck standing on top of a tall platform, also behind a podium*

Beck *nasally*: Heheheheh... Behold, my Japanese contruction company of development! In five turns, my ultimate megadeus will be complete! And you can't do anything about it!!

*shot of Dark Angel, clenching her teeth*

Dark Angel: Eerrr...

*close up of Alex*

Alex: Soon, Angel... I shall have your Millenium Novel! Hahahahahaha!

Annonucer: That's next, on An-Gel-Oh! Only on the Kid's WTF!

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Can't you just hear Beck speaking like Weevil Underwood?
evanASF27 03-12-2004 11:45 PM
quote:
Originally posted by NVWC2006
quote:
Originally posted by Negotiator99
"Big O," whispered Roger.
"Hey!" yelled the bartender. "Not in here!"
"Sorry," replied Roger Smith.

Big Grin So many buildings have fallen to Big O rising from the ground, yet the Speakeasy remains. It's all Roger can do, not destroying the place, to make up for all the pool stick things he breaks whenever he's mad.


Actually the speakeasy was destroyed by Big Fau Roll Eyes Tongue oh well... Tongue
*points and laughs at the irony*
pen1300 03-14-2004 09:15 AM
AN-GEL-OH! LOL!

Oh my. That is just wrong. Nice to see other characters with lead roles for once. (This probably belongs in another thread, but hey, I'll leave it here, for now)

Later,
Pen1300
BigRoomA 03-15-2004 09:21 PM
While I'm chatting with a friend from the Marina Sirtis message boards who is probably on the phone, I'll entertain you with another short story starring R.Dorothy Wayneright and her buddies.

Title: R.Dorothy's new business.
by BigRoomA.

It was a very dreary day in Paradigm City, rainy and obviously dark. Dorothy was completing her chores when Angel, Roger's wife walked into the room wearing a bathrobe- color was pink.

"Hello, Angel.." Dorothy said, looking out the window.

"Dorothy, it's not a very good day outside. Wanna go shopping?" Angel asks. The android looks to Angel.

"Not really. I'm thinking about starting a business."

Angel's jaw dropped.

"You?, starting a business? What do you want to do?"

"Sell the best oil to the androids of Paradigm."

"Ohhhhh, like a juice bar for androids, huh?"

"Yes."

Angel chuckled a bit.

"Cool, Dorothy. I'm glad for you. The only question remains. When do you plan to begin this business?"

"Soon, once I get the go ahead from Roger." Dorothy said. Then she goes to the piano and begins playing. Angel goes to the piano too and watches her play.

Speaking of Roger, he comes into the room.

"Hi, ladies. What's happening?" Roger asked.

"Dorothy is thinking of starting a business." Angel replies. Roger's jaw drops.

"Really? That's great...Dorothy. How are you going to do it?"

"With your help, Roger Smith." Dorothy answered.

Two days later, Roger finances Dorothy's new oil drink stand which was on the corner of Golden way and 9th street.

"There ya' go Dorothy. Your own business."

"Thank you, Roger. I appreciate it."

Her business did well and opened up new ones across the city.

THE END.
Pygmalion 03-16-2004 12:21 AM
I think the oil bar sketch could stand to be a bit longer. It was over almost before it had begun.

Pygmalion
BigRoomA 03-16-2004 01:46 PM
Sorry about that.
Whatever comes to mind, I put down.

Next time for sure I'll make it longer.

I think my next story will be the Oil Bar of Paradigm City.
I'll wait til tonight to type it up. Big Grin
BigRoomA 03-16-2004 06:42 PM
Ok, here my latest story. This time I promise that this one will be longer.

Come all androids who thirst for the best oil drink east of the Mississippi.Anime Smile

THE OIL BAR OF PARADIGM CITY.
By BigRoomA- March 16,2004. Episode One.

Cast: R.Dorothy Wayneright, Angel, Roger Smith, Megan the Maid (Norman died after my last story.) and Dan Dastun.

After Dorothy set up her new oil bar in the heart of Paradigm City, androids from all over the country flocked everyday just to get a simple oil drink in Paradigm. She had at least 45 different kinds of oil drinks including Oil shakes containing soap bubbles which simulated whipped cream. Another drink, created by Dorothy herself has the Deluxe extra thick Oil malt where the drink is chilled all day long before served.
The problem with that one is, the androids can hardly move, due to the thickness of the oil that gums up the circuits and parts.

Dorothy is seen serving a couple of androids, the deluxe extra thick oil malt. The two take their drinks and chug-a-lug it down.

"Don't drink it down so fast." Dorothy said.

The two androids who did could hardly move.

"Don't...tell us.....what...do...to." said the first android who was kind of fat.

"Yeah," says the second one who fell to the floor. then, he got up and slowly made his way to the door. The first one slowly progressed his way to the door and wobbled out. He then meanders his way to a sewer lid on the street.
He lifted it up and fell in the hole. The second android laughs.
"He could never get his directions straight *hic* . Wanna know how to get to Fred's Landing?"

"How?" Dorothy replied, just finishing polishing a wine glass.

"You travel north *hic* along route 67, *hic* until you get to the Delaware County line, *hic* them you travel west for about 45 miles until you hit I-81 in Binghamton. *hic*. Travel north along the interstate for 25 miles until you come to a bridge. There, *hic* you pull aside to the rihgt side of the road." said the drunk android.

"What next?" Angel asks, she was very worried about the android's overall health.

"After that, *hic* you get out of the car and ask the bridge for directions. *hic*."

Angel went over to the android and deactivated him.

"How sad." Dorothy says. "Asking a bridge for directions is silly."

"Not just that, Dorothy. Those two couldn't hold their oil."

Angel and Dorothy took the deactivated android and put him down in the back alleyway.

Back inside, Roger Smith came in and sat down on the main bar counter seats.

"Hi, Roger." Dorothy said. "What would you like?"

"If you have any water, I'll have it." Roger said with a smile.

"OK."

Angel then came over to Roger and sat down next to him. They kissed.

"Hi, darling." Angel says, then wrapping her right arm around Roger.

"Hi, Hon."

"How was your day?"

"OK. Just came in from a long mission upstate. " Dorothy served him his water. "Man, I didn't realize that the Finger Lakes and the Binghamton area had so many Megadeuses. Some demented idiot up in the Ithaca region hid some of them in the two main lakes. Seneca and Cuyuga.
It took me several hours to beat 12 of them. Then in the Binghamton area, they had 7 to a dozen of them hidden in the surrounding hills."

"Wow, that tough huh?" Angel says, putting her head to Rogers arm.

"I'd say. Next, I have to go to the New England area. That according to what Dan Dastun told me." Roger replies, he drank down his water in one gulp.

"Don't gulp, Roger Smith." Dorothy said.

Then came in quite a beauty of a lady, however, she is an android, but has a tremendous temper and a bad attitude. She sat down about 4 seats from Roger. The android had green hair, a slender 145 lbs, 6' 1" and wore a detectives spycoat. Her face was well rounded for an android. She gave Mr. Smith a cold staring look.

"I don't like that lady." Angel says to Roger after getting a look at the female android.

"Me neither." Roger answers. "There something about her that gives me the chills."

Angel just nods in agreement. She was scared, but not that badly...yet.

Roger turns to the female android.

"What are you looking at?!" The female andoids said angrily.

"Just wondering what you're name is?"

"Yours first, louse!"

"Roger Smith."

"Oh, yes. You must be the negotiator."

The female got up and walked her way to where Roger was. Dorothy was watching her very closely.

"I am. What are you doing here in Paradigm?" Roger asked.

"I come from upstate New York to lay down a proposal to you." she said, her eyes began to glow a green color.

"First up, what's your name?"

"Abigail Krystel from Binghamton, negotiator."

"I just returned from there."

"No joking around!! I want you and your android friend to return to Binghamton with me."

"Why?"

"My master wants to challenge you to a Big battle." she says.

"I see. What's the reason?" Roger asks. That furiated Abigail. She picks Roger up and threatens to slap him.

"Don't you dare to trick me!"

END OF EPISODE ONE.
Pygmalion 03-16-2004 08:37 PM
An oil bar. Drunken androids. Legions of megadei. I must admit, you've certainly assumed the mantle of Doc Smith in your Paradigm fiction, BigRoomA. I await your next installment.

Pygmalion
BigRoomA 03-17-2004 07:24 PM
Well, I'm glad that you liked that one. I included the three zones of New York State in my last installment because I have been to Ithaca many times and the two Finger Lakes mentioned. The two are very nice to look at. I also mentioned Binghamton,NY in my story cuz' I was born and raised in Binghamton and still live there.

Here is Part Two of "The Oil Bar of Paradigm City" by Big Room A.

Last time, Everyone-- Angel, Roger and Dorothy were starting a new business in Paradigm City where androids came in to drink a vast variety of Oil Drinks. Two androids got drunk and disappeared in to the sewer system. Then came a female android who looked very beautiful, but very intimidating. Her name was Abigail Krystel.
Was she looking for trouble? Not sure. However, she asked for Roger Smith and his friend Dorothy to return with her to Binghamton for a unknown reason that is yet to revealed.
As we go into Part 2, she was about to slap Roger for being a wise guy.

Dorothy quickly took action by attacking Abigail, but she flipped backwards and landing on her feet.

"What's this?" Abigail asks.

"Hands off my Roger!!" One angry Dorothy says.

"Ooooo, I thought androids like yourself never had emotion."

"Shut up, outsider! You have no business here!"

"I do, has been. You two will return home with me or I will blow up Paradigm City!"

Abigail had a detenator device in her hand. Dorothy was helpless, so she gave in.

"Fine, I and Roger will come with you upstate."

"Good. follow me."

"Roger!" Angel said, hugging her husband. "Don't go, I don't want to lose you!"

Mr.Smith took Angel in his hands.

"I'll be safe, Angel. What can ever happen to me? I must go." Roger said, then follows both Abigail and Dorothy into the car. The car drove off for the 5 hour drive to Binghamton.

"Return home, my love." she says, then a tear ran down her face.

About five hours later, Abigail, Roger and Dorothy are in the car when they passed the last hill and into view came the Binghamton skyline. Which had grown dramatically with some domes of it's own.

"My goodness, I'm impressed." Roger said, he couldn't believe that Binghamton's domes were as numerous and as big as the ones in Paradigm City.

"You should be negotiator, my master has many plans to make Binghamton the largest city on the planet. A long time ago, this city was home to only a few 10+ story buildings. Then in the middle of the 21st century, my masters father came in made Binghamton into a grand glorious wonder that will soon surpass Paradigm." Abigail said, with a smile of evil.

"We'll see, Abigail. How much longer can this city survive with domes?" Roger asked. "Binghamton sits on two rivers and over the years, they never really got any tourism use."

"Does Binghamton have any Megadeuses, currently that is?" Dorothy asks.

"Of course, Binghamton, once known as the Parlor City, can now mass produce Megadeuses at a rate of 4 per month. Shoes that were once the dominate product here, will soon be the Megadeus capital of the world."

The car arrives in front of the building once known as the Binghamton State Office Building. Now its home to the new City Hall. The threesome enter the building and were searched by the local police.
Once inside, they took one of the elevators up to the 18th floor- the top floor of the building. The door slid open and they came out.

"This way you two." Abigail says. Roger and Dorothy followed her into a large room where city court cases used to be held.

"Looks like a court room." Roger said, looking around.

"Once was, Mr.Smith. Take a seat."

They do.

"What now, Roger Smith?" Dorothy questions.

"Don't know, Dorothy. What does Abigail have in store for us."

Two minutes later, a figure comes out dressed in black, completly covered. Roger swallows.

"This can't be good."

"it isn't, Mr. Roger Smith." The male voice says, then the dark robe falls and Roger gasps in horror. "That's right, Negotiator!! IT'S ME, THE MAN WHO WILL BE THE NEW RULER OF WORLD--- SCHWARTZWALD!!" Shocked

The End- Part Three, tomorrow. Big Grin
Tony Waynewrong 06-06-2004 09:35 PM
I thought it was time to revive an old tradition.

Dorothy: ** Sitting on the ledge with a jug on her lap ** Me’s got a hankerin’ for cheese.
Roger: Did you use the word ‘hankerin’?
Dorothy: That’s right, city boy. C’me here an’s I’ll makes yah um man!
Roger: Norman, have you been letting Dorothy sample your homemade Moonshine?
evanASF27 06-06-2004 09:38 PM
NICE! Big Grin lol

Hmm...this reminds me I might need to revive/update my "Act18 1/3: The Greatest Thief" thread O_o;;; I have gotten a little farther in my fanfic since I last posted there...
A Clockwork Tomato 06-06-2004 10:06 PM
VERA: Tell Angel, "A bird whose wings have been plucked will change back into the beast it was before it evolved into a bird."

ROGER: Huh?

VERA: "A bird whose wings have been plucked..."

ROGER: Geez, I can't remember that. Do you have a pen?

VERA: Here. [Hands him a pen]

VERA: Once more. "A bird whose wings..."

ROGER: It won't write.

VERA: Damn your tiny brain, Roger Smith! Tell Angel to get her great big butt into Big Venus, okay? Can you remember that?

ROGER: Oh, here it goes. "Great ... big ... butt ..." What was the rest of it?

VERA: [Pulls out pistol and shoots Roger]
evanASF27 06-06-2004 10:23 PM
ROFLMAO!!! Big Grin
hmm...*Secretly tries to find my old thread...among the thousands out there o.o;;*...
Tony Waynewrong 06-06-2004 11:00 PM
Oh no, the Great Tomato graces this thread with his presence. Smile

Good one, dude. Kudos! Big Grin
Pygmalion 06-06-2004 11:09 PM
quote:
Originally posted by A Clockwork Tomato
VERA: Tell Angel, "A bird whose wings have been plucked will change back into the beast it was before it evolved into a bird."

ROGER: Huh?

VERA: "A bird whose wings have been plucked..."

ROGER: Geez, I can't remember that. Do you have a pen?

VERA: Here. [Hands him a pen]

VERA: Once more. "A bird whose wings..."

ROGER: It won't write.

VERA: Damn your tiny brain, Roger Smith! Tell Angel to get her great big butt into Big Venus, okay? Can you remember that?

ROGER: Oh, here it goes. "Great ... big ... butt ..." What was the rest of it?

VERA: [Pulls out pistol and shoots Roger]

Now I see why the Roger assembly line!

Pygmalion