[Fan Fiction] make up a big o scene!

Big Ben 01-28-2004 11:22 PM
You live up to your name. That was certainly a Big Finale. If the series had to end, that would have been a nice way to cap it off.
Zola 01-29-2004 12:52 AM
Nice job, Big Finale! I enjoyed it very much! Smile
Wingnut 02-02-2004 08:45 AM
Indeed that should be the real last scene of Act 26.
Gummibear 02-04-2004 02:53 PM
Well heres something a wrote up the other day ^^ I thought it was kinda cute!^^

Dorothy: Roger?
Roger peeking at Dorothy from the top of his newspaper: Yes Dorothy what is it your curious about this morning? I'm not in the mood....could not ask any questions this morning?
Dorothy: Well if you're going to be so hostile this morning than forget it.I'll asked Instro.
Roger (nervous): In...Instro (gulp) what sort of question is this?
Dorothy: Oh nothing now, I forgot. I'll remember when I see Instro. He's very good at answering my questions....perfect I guess you could say. His answers to my questions are always textbook answers.
Roger: So you'd rather a boring textbook answers to the ones I give you! THEN FINE GO! I hate having to answer your questions anyways!
Dorothy: You don't have to get so jealous.
Roger: JEALOUS!!!! Do you even know what jealously is?!
Dorothy: Yes after all, you just gave me the answer.
Roger: I'm not jealous.
Dorothy: Strange...Instro told me when humans act like you have it usaully means they are jealous.
Roger: What makes Instro the Guru of information all of a sudden?
Dorothy: hmmmm... so you're jealous.
Roger:NO! It's just I feel that you're doubting my intelligence.
Dorothy: Fine then you've proven your point I'll ask you my question now.
Roger: Okay shoot!
Dorothy:What is Jealousy?
Roger: DOROTHY! (*slaps forehead*) you know what it is and you're going to have me explain it?
Dorothy: Well you said you weren't Jealous... I still I'm not sure what it means.
(Dorothy smirks)
Dorothy: Roger you don't have to answer.
Roger: Why?
Dorothy: When Wayneright built me he added an extra quirk.
Roger: What?
Dorothy: When you said you weren't jealous I decided to put that little extra quirk to work.
Roger: What is it?
Dorothy: A lie detector.
Big Ben 02-05-2004 08:05 AM
Liked the scene. It was funny. Laughing
Tony Waynewrong 02-05-2004 09:08 AM
GummiBear289, that was funny and cute at the same time. Kudos.
Pygmalion 02-18-2004 05:53 PM
Gummibear, I think it's kinda cute, too! I keep coming across new things I missed during my trip. I'm glad I found this one.

Pygmalion
Zola 02-18-2004 06:27 PM
Wow, I missed this one too! Very cute, Gummibear! Smile
Prince-Consort Tesser 02-20-2004 08:06 AM
[DOROTHY in foreground, ROGER in background sitting at the breakfast table]

DOROTHY: Roger doesn't know it yet, but we've secretly replaced his morning coffee with new Wombat's Choice Decaffinated. Let's see if he notices the difference.

[ROGER jumps up, spitting and knocking the table over]

ROGER (screaming): AAAGH! HOT MUD! WHO PUT HOT MUD IN MY COFFEE CUP!?

DOROTHY: See? He couldn't tell the difference.

ROGER: What are you talking about?! That was MUD!!

DOROTHY: Of course it is - Wombat's Choice is a coffee for burrowing marsupials. But it is decaffinated.

ROGER (hopping up and down): Decaffinated MUD?!

DOROTHY: You need to cut back on your caffine. See how excitable you are?

ROGER: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! (falls to the floor and twitches)

DOROTHY: Now see how relaxed you are? (to camera) Try new Wombat's Choice Decaffinated - you'll be surprised how quiet your mornings become.
Negotiator_Roger_Smith 02-20-2004 08:18 AM
that was cute story
Tony Waynewrong 02-20-2004 09:03 AM
PCT, you don't write much at all. But, when you do, POW! Right in the gut.

That was really funny. Awesome! Big Grin
A Clockwork Tomato 02-20-2004 10:42 AM
PCT,

I applaud your subtlety and understatement.
Pygmalion 02-20-2004 01:20 PM
You will have offerings of coffee and cola sprayed on monitors everywhere. Congratulations.

Pygmalion
The Big Finale 02-29-2004 01:52 AM
Me-ga-Deus!

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Roger, Dorothy, Dastun, and Big O slowly walked down the dusty road on their way to Paradigm City. Suddenly the ground dropped out from underneath them, and the group fell into a pit.

"Ahahahahaha!"

"Prepare for trouble!" A gruff voice intoned.

"And make it double!"

"To protect the world from devastation!"

"To destroy all negotiators within our nation!"

"To denounce the evils of truth and memories!"

"To extend our reach to the lands abroad!"

"Alex!"

"Alan!"

"TEAM FALSE DOMINUS, BLAST OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT!"

"SURRENDER NOW, OR PREPARE TO FIGHT!"

"Big Fau! That's right!"

Roger groaned, pulling himelf out from under Big O.

"Team False Dominus!"

Alex laughed, gazing down at the helpless negotiator.

"Yes! And we'll be taking that Big O now!"

Big Fau pressed a switch on a control remote, lowering down a claw that grabbed Big O, trapping him and pulling him up out of the hole. Roger gasped in shock, jumping up but failing to grab his Megadeus. The bad guys laughed in victory and then dashed off, making a break for it. Roger slid back down the slope.

"C'mon you guys! Help me out!"

"We would...." Dastun began.

"...but you're standing on us." Dorothy finished.

*TO BE CONTINUED?*

Only if you people enjoy having your brains melted.
Xel 02-29-2004 02:04 AM
O. M. FG.

I was totally blindsided by this. XDD DUDE THIS SPEAKS FOR ITSELF MAN

I... I'm not really sure what to say.

But I love you.

No, really.
Lady Tesser 02-29-2004 10:20 AM
Twisted, perverse, sick -

It HAS to be finished, Big Finale.
X Prime 02-29-2004 10:39 AM
That is SO, SO wrong.
Tifaria 02-29-2004 12:30 PM
LOL! Wrong, but hilarious. You have made my day. Big Grin
Zola 02-29-2004 12:56 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Big Finale
*TO BE CONTINUED?*

Only if you people enjoy having your brains melted.


That is just... sick. Sick and wrong!

YES! Melt my brain! Laughing
Adrenaline 02-29-2004 12:57 PM
That was so completly wrong but so funny!! I want more!