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Racing streaks? How does Roger get Racing streaks in his boxers?

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Originally posted by The Big Omega Racing streaks? How does Roger get Racing streaks in his boxers?

I didn't literally mean "racing streak" I meant it in the bathroom joke kinda way. If you get my drift.Yes before anybody else says it I admit that I find bathroom humor funny. Yes I'm very uneducated.( Don't take it seriously) Trust me it's best not to think too hard.

God, give me amnesia, I didn't want to read that ...

One fine night Roger is fighting the guys in the MFL so he tells Norman and Dorothy not to worry about dinner. Dorothy decides to hang out with Instro at the Nightengale that evening. Norman is all alone...
(music plays)
"Just take those Old records off the shelf..."
(Norman dances across the floor in his underwear..)
A few hours later...
"Norman, Dorothy and I are home.."
(Roger and Dorothy hear some giggles..)
"Norman?"
(Roger opens the door to Norman's room)
"Norman!? "
"Master Roger..umm I didn't expect you home so soon.."
(Norman is in his hottub with a young blonde, a redhead and a woman with black hair..)
"Roger, I think you should shut the door. It isn't polite to interupt someone's bath."
(Roger stares one last time and shuts the door.)
"Damn! How come Norman gets all the hot babes? That blonde is the same blonde that rejected me..I don't get it. He's old enough to be her father.. "
"Maybe because Norman has better fashion sense than you, and he isn't a louse"
"He's with three women!! And I'm the louse? He could share at least"
(Dorothy gives Roger a look of disgust)
"You truly are a louse Roger Smith"

Good one!

......let's just put the last one I did in the past.

Roger was standing at his balcony one morning. The breeze hit his face, and touched all the strands of his hair , the cool wind trickled down his spine. Roger secretly loved the winter air. It brought back memories.
Two people, I can't quite see them, blurry figures playing in the snow. They where like two big kids. One dressed in an intense green petite coat, the other a rather dark figure. The girl was applecheeked from the cold. Her Violent eyes shined brilliantly like two small gems that lit up the snow.......... Roger thought to himself, He also remembered the brush of hair splashing like red gold against his fingers.
Roger: Whose memories do I have, surely these don't belong to me.
Roger was secretly a sensitive soul always asking questions. Whenver this particular memory appeared in his thoughts he always brushed it away, he put it on a shelf like all the other memories he never thought to remember.
Dorothy: Roger.....don't stay out too long you might catch a cold.
Roger: *chukle*
Rogers nose is beet red from the chill.
Roger: I want to stay a bit longer, out here.
Dorothy: Why?
Roger: I'm having a memory.
Dorothy: Oh....... a memory.....I have those sometimes.
Roger: Would you care to share?
Dorothy: How could I?
Roger: What is it you see?
Dorothy: I see, two people. A man and a woman, correct. They are playing throwing balls of snow at eachother. The man touches the girls hair. He falls in the snow. The girls seems shocked to she him act this way. She goes to see what has happened the man pulls her into the snow with him. I can't tell who they are......
Roger approaches Dorothy, he runs his hands through her hair. Dorothy closes her eyes.
Roger: Don't worry I can't make out the figures in the snow either.
Dorothy: Why do we share that memory?
Maybe because those two people where united by the same bond as us.
Before Dorothy could say anything Roger left. Dorothy stayed and savored the winter air.

That's beautiful ... I'd like to use that for my fanfic, if I may, going with the idea of the memory flashback actually happening (Pre-Event story). Credit given, of course.

That's just a great scene, GummiBear!

Yes please use it in your fanfic. That would be great!!! .

That was beautiful. I was in a fluffy mood today;

The blue gray skies of Paradigm City loomed over Dorothy's head. Her eyes fixated on the city of lost memories and the people within it.

"I do not understand. How can these people be so calm, how can they be so uncaring about their world. Am I so alone with these concerns? I do not understand anything..." Dorothy muttered.

Through the french glass door Roger stared at Dorothy. 'She looks so lonely...so deep in thought, but she can't be. She isn't programed for loneliness or any of those type of emotions...is she?' He eased out of his confrotable to join her on the balcony.

"Dorothy, you okay?" The question was innocent enough...right?

A slight mechanical whirl followed as she turned her head and she
hopped of the balcony, "Roger, why are these people, the rest of the people of this city so unconcerned of their fate. Can they not see Paradigm is crumbling before them? "

"Dorothy, it's not that they don't see, it just that..."

"Just what Roger?"

"It's just.." he settled his arm on the balcony ledge, "some are not willing to believe that they may never see their loved ones again, that the may never spend time with them again. That's why they seem unfazed by all this, they want to do what they may not be able to in the future."

Dorothy nodded her head and looked to the streets below, "Roger, do you have someone you are afraid to lose? Someone you wish to spend time with before the end comes."

Roger ran a hand through his course gelled hair. His eyed held a truth that could not be deciphered, yet it was as clear as day. Sighing, Roger knew, knew it was time to tell her, the end was so near what could it hurt. "Of course I do Dorothy."

"Who is it Roger."

"You, Dorothy, it's you. It's always been you. Now tell me is there someone you want to spend the last days of Paradigm with. Is there any particular person that you love so much you could not bear a day without them, as I could not live without you by my side?"

Dorothy's usually bland eyes held an emotion unknown to most andriods. He eyes held love. "I love you also Roger."

Wrapping her arms around his waist, she and her beloved watched the city that had brought them together, and the city they knew would soon tear them appart.

*presses head to floor before angelcakes*

We're not worthy! We're not worthy!

That ending ... like a piledriver to the gut.

WOW!!!!
THAT WAS POSSIBILY ONE OF THE MOST ROMANTIC THINGS.......
If only the ending could be like your scene Angelcakes, I would actually start to tear up. That was very beautiful. Rogers line to Dorothy "you it's always been you" was like an old romantic movie.God that was lovely! I'm actually quite emotional. You are very talent AngelCakes.

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Originally posted by Lady Tesser *presses head to floor before angelcakes* We're not worthy! We're not worthy! That ending ... like a piledriver to the gut.

That old thing, you really thought it was good. I had that is a file I made a few month back. I don't even compare to you though. Like a piledriver to the gut? How so?

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Originally posted by GummiBear289 WOW!!!! THAT WAS POSSIBILY ONE OF THE MOST ROMANTIC THINGS....... If only the ending could be like your scene Angelcakes, I would actually start to tear up. That was very beautiful. Rogers line to Dorothy "you it's always been you" was like an old romantic movie.God that was lovely! I'm actually quite emotional. You are very talent AngelCakes.

Thanks, but I'm no where near as good as you two. I wanted to make a fanfic that included that scene but I don't know if I should...

WAAAAHHHH!!! HOW COULD YOU?!

Where are the innuendos? The gags? The commentary on the questionable sexuality and/or private lives of the characters? For weeks this thread has been devoted to parody, comedy, and low-brow chuckles and guffaws! Now, with a single, sweet, syrupy, romantic post, you change it completely!

You ... you ... MEANIE!!

WAAAAHHHH!!!

You want funny? I'll give you funny...

Roger:Hey Dorothy come here for a second
Dorothy: What is it Roger
Roger: I've been meaning to tell you for a while...
Dorothy: Tell me what is it really important?
Roger: Very infact, you see the thing is...
Dorothy: Should I sit down?
Roger: I don't see why not...
Dorothy: Where?
Roger: GOD DANM IT DOROTHY ANYWHERE???
Dorothy: Fine, so what so important?
*enter Norman*
Norman: SO have you told her about your affair yet
Roger: No, I was getting to that...
Dorothy: What affair, is it with Angel, it is isn't it. I knew it, I knew she would go and do a thing like that...
Roger: Norman and I are having and affair. There I said it, can I go to bed now.
Norman: Of course Master Roger, I'll come with you.
*they leave*
Dorothy: He Angel pay up.
*ANgel comes from the shadows*
Angel: *mumbling* Here take your lousy money, I don't need it.
*Storms of*
Dorothy: How can something so wrong turn out so right *starts to count money*You guys can come out now.
*enter Norman and Roger laughing hysterically*
Roger: She *laugh* fell *laugh* for it *laugh*
Norman: Yes, I told you it would get her off your back Master Roger. *chuckle* How could anyone believe that You and I wouold be together.
Roger: Angel.
Dorothy: At least now we incredible sure she's a natural blonde


Are you happy now?

Edit: Sorry posted without real ending. Sorry if it made people upset

Good god...that isn't funny, that's just sick. Please write something else in its place! I beg you!

Sorry I posted it without finishing it. You have to read the 'added' ending, it the was it was supposed to end. Sorry if it made you sick, here take these.

*gives The Big Omega get-better-rade*

I'm sorry I posted without finishing it. Really I am

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Originally posted by angelcakes Sorry I posted it without finishing it. You have to read the 'added' ending, it the was it was supposed to end. Sorry if it made you sick, here take these. *gives The Big Omega get-better-rade* I'm sorry I posted without finishing it. Really I am

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! That's much better, I almost busted a gut! Thanks a lot.

*Opens and drinks the get-better-rade*

Mmmmm...Lemon-lime flavored!

Dastun ran through the streets, a column of Military Police assault vehicles behind him.

"I'LL GET YOU YET, BLACK MEGADEUS!!"

A squad of MPs ahead came to attention and saluted their colonel. "Sorry, sir, but it seems to have eluded us."

"ELUDED YOU?! How does a two-hundred-fifty foot tall attack robot ELUDE YOU?!"

The MP sweated nervously. "But there's no sign of it, sir. The only moving thing in the entire neighborhood was a two-hundred-fifty foot tall robot with a big nose and moustache and wearing glasses."

"Oh, if that's all that was there ... hold it ..." Dastun pulled out a mallet and slammed the poor MP into the pavement. "YOU MORON!! THAT WAS THE BLACK MEGADEUS!!"

*groan* "B-but the Black Megadeus doesn't wear glasses or have a moustache -"

"It must have been wearing a disguise!" Dastun pronounced. "But it won't fool me! FOLLOW ME, MEN!"

The MPs followed their fearless leader down the street ... only to find no Megadeus.

"WHERE IS IT?!" Dastun bellowed. He looked all over the place, but the only moving thing there was a large mouse.

"Hey mouse!" Dastun asked. "Did you see a black megadeus come this way?"

The two-hundred-fifty-foot robotic mouse pointed one piston-equipped arm toward a dome.

"THAT'S IT!" Dastun crowed in victory. "FOLLOW ME, MEN! WE HAVE IT NOW!"

The MPs charged into the dome, guns blazing and glass shattering.

"Now we have you, you gigantic pile of junk! You'll never besmirch this fair city again, you vandal!" Dastun prepared to cuss out the giant robot some more, but at that moment he noticed three things:

1) The chamber was a sauna
2) Most of the occupants were attractive women in bikinis and/or nothing
3) Alex Rosewater was sitting there wearing only a towel.

Rosewater peered down his nose at Dastun. "I asume you have some good explanation for this, Colonel?"

"Well, sir, I was in pursuit of the Black Megadeus ..." A thought struck Dastun with a loud clang. "AHA! YOU CAN'T FOOL ME, MEGADEUS!!"

"What?" asked a puzzled Rosewater.

"I can see through your crappy disguise!" With that, Dastun tackled Rosewater and tugged at the executive's face. "Now take off that monkey-mask, Megadeus! As if the real Rosewater would look that ape-like!"

"BWAK! WHAT ARE YOU - AGGH! GET OFF ME YOU FOOL - YAAAHHH!"

After several minutes, Dastun came to the conclusion that the pinched, bruised, and somewhat bloody face he had been manhandling was indeed Alex Rosewater. His attempts to apologize didn't amount to much, since Rosewater had passed out from the mistreatment some time before. Deciding that discretion was the better part of honor, Dastun decided to be very honorable and get the hell out of there.

That night, as he arrived home, he called out, "Honey, I'm home!"

His wife came up and gave him a kiss on the cheek. "Oh dear! Don't tell me that the Black Megadeus fooled you again!"

"It was horrible! I can never catch up to him! He always disappears or puts on a clever disguise!" He shook a fist at the uncaring heavens. "But I'll get you yet, you Black Megadeus!"

Dastun's two-hundred-fifty-foot-tall robotic wife patted him on the head with one piston-equipped hand. "I know you will, honey."

Oh, my.

"I'll make mincemeat outta that megadeus"

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Originally posted by Prince-Consort Tesser The MP sweated nervously. "But there's no sign of it, sir. The only moving thing in the entire neighborhood was a two-hundred-fifty foot tall robot with a big nose and moustache and wearing glasses." "Oh, if that's all that was there ... hold it ..." Dastun pulled out a mallet and slammed the poor MP into the pavement. "YOU MORON!! THAT WAS THE BLACK MEGADEUS!!"

That, has got to be, by far, the best scene of them all!

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Originally posted by Prince-Consort Tesser That night, as he arrived home, he called out, "Honey, I'm home!" His wife came up and gave him a kiss on the cheek. "Oh dear! Don't tell me that the Black Megadeus fooled you again!" "It was horrible! I can never catch up to him! He always disappears or puts on a clever disguise!" He shook a fist at the uncaring heavens. "But I'll get you yet, you Black Megadeus!" Dastun's two-hundred-fifty-foot-tall robotic wife patted him on the head with one piston-equipped hand. "I know you will, honey."

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