The Worst movie that you have ever seen

The Blair Witch Project.

If they took all of the F-Words out of it, it would of been like 5 minutes long and rated G...-_-;

Oh yeah, and Dumb and Dumberer...I never finished watching it, since a few minutes into it I practically fell asleep...

Continuing down my long list of worst movies, the next would have to be Dude Where's My Car? Such a cheesed-out film with awful acting.

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Originally posted by Bismarck Solaris is arguably the worst movie I've seen in my entire life. If you like pain, then go and watch it, and you'll understand why I hate it so... "It'll put you to sleep!" The Chicago Times

I'll amend your statement, you mean the recent version with Clooney in it. (I hope)

The original, Tarkovsky version may put you to sleep. But not for the wrong reasons (I mean, if it isn't your thing, you'll fall asleep. But the same could be said for ANY of his movies. They're an acquired taste probably, it just so happens I like them.). Otherwise it was good.

The new one I refuse to touch. My friend saw it and told me it was TERRIBLE. But then again...as much as I'd hate to see any of Tarkovsky's movies remade, even if one was, theres no way in HELL I'd put George Clooney anywhere near the goddamned stuidio it was being FILMED at, much less cast him in the movie.

If they ever remake Stalker, I WILL begin projectile vomiting. And you can bank on that.

Yes, I'm speaking of the new one. I wasn't aware that there was an older movie, but your probably right when you said it's better than the steaming pile of crap the current one is. Does the original have the same plot or is it different?

Spartan...seriously. It was bad

Err I just saw a bad movie a bit ago

You all might hate me for this

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Originally posted by TheBigDuoInferno AUSTIN POWERS GOLD MEMBER

I didn't find the Austin Powers films rather good either. And I still want to see Gigli just to see how bad it is.

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Originally posted by Gundam Avenir quote: Originally posted by TheBigDuoInferno AUSTIN POWERS GOLD MEMBER You're not alone, I didn't like the Austin Powers films either. And I still want to see Gigli to see how bad it is.

No you don't. It's a chick flick. Atleast it sucked like one......

Diseny's The Little Mermaid

Because they totally f**ked up the oringal story. Watch the old 1974 film 'Anderson-Douwa: Ningyo Hime' instead. Toei sure beat the hell out of Diseny with the Little Mermaid.

Next in line for me is Red Dawn. I disregard what other people believe on this film, I personally couldn't stand it. Cast members gettng killed off by the second for the whole "shock value" shabang that is only worsened by it's cheesy acting.

And as I said, I still want to see Gigli to see what is so horrid about it.

I know that the plot of Gigli is thinner than used tissue paper, and barely held together by nonstop swearing...but what is it actually supossed to be about??

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Originally posted by GAT-X105 I know that the plot of Gigli is thinner than used tissue paper, and barely held together by nonstop swearing...but what is it actually supossed to be about??

Wasn't it about a lesbian and some guy who fall in love even though shes a lesbian?

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Originally posted by BishojoSenshiProns Wasn't it about a lesbian and some guy who fall in love even though shes a lesbian?

Is that even possible?

*Brushes this thread's shoulders off*

Shouldn't this be in the Golden Maiyer Forum?

Um, I don't know the absolute worse film I've ever seen but I got a couple:

Face/Off (I don't like Travolta or Cage so there)

Fantastic Four (Bastards. That's all I can say really)

Gigli (the worst movie I've currently seen)

Hostel

The Matrix Trilogy (I didn't really like the first one but the last two... well the majority of you have seen them right?)

Out of Africa (I don't care if it won 7 Oscars with Robert Redford and Meryl Streep. I don't like how Africa was portrayed)

Showgirls

Waterworld

X-Men 3 (raped the X-Men universe in the first half hour)

ANY Steven Seagal/Paul Walker/Michael Bay film

Also I would like to draw your attention to Titanic, which has appeared in this thread more than once. If you look in my profile, you would see that Titanic is my tenth favorite film. Before you tighten the noose, let me explain myself here. The only reason that I like Titanic is for one) the cinematography, two) the original score (although the Celine Dion single is where I draw the line... numerous times. Even I limits) and three) the ship itself. Most of you complained about the love story, and you should because its crap. James Cameron can keep his love story and shove the screenplay up his ass ("Winning that lottery ticket was the best thing that ever happened to me, it lead me to you"? What the hell was that?) I only cared about the ship and nothing else really, since the history of Titanic is actually rather interesting in itself.

So that's what I got at the moment. Also I was going to mention Dances With Wolves but since I haven't actually seen the movie in its entirely, I guess that wouldn't count (I have a grudge since it been GoodFellas for Best Picture and Director. Damn you, Costner. Damn you).
Peace.