The Worst movie that you have ever seen

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Originally posted by Disturbed_1 Another really bad one had to be Jay and Silent Bob strike back, I mean who cares about a coupla of stoners clearing their names

Hey. I liked that movie. It wasn't that bad. I got a good laugh out of it. Actually several. I never thought there'd be a replacement for Cheech and Chong, but there you have it.

(Bong Sabres... Best... Parody... Ever.)

Oh, perhaps I should state the worst movie I ever saw.

Probably Kung Pow: Enter the fist. I usually know when a horrid movie is coming my way. I didn't know I jumped on a grenade for that movie.

Erm...

Now that I think about it, The Flintstones was quite horrible now that I think about it. Hell, I saw it at an old school Drive-In, and it was a double feature with Maverick. I liked Maverick more.

Sorry to revive such an old thread, but since it already exists I didn't feel like opening a new one.

I despise that unbearable Steve Martin movie Cheaper by the Dozen. I couldn't stand it mostly because Steve Martin, Ashton Kutcher, and Hillary Duff *cough* were casted in it, but the rest of the movie was also barely tolerable. The microphones must have dropped in front of the camera twenty-five times (I counted), the acting was of poor quality, and there were too many cliched elements.

I could barely watch it, I wanted to get up and leave. But because I was with seven relatives whom I didn't want to offend, and because they had driven me there, I couldn't leave and had to make myself watch it.

As a matter of fact, most of the cousins I was with were there just to see Hilary Duff.

I find it pretty ridiculous that so many of you name movies that not only other people have enjoyed... but either find funny or entertaining on a large scale.

Allow me to introduce you to: Teenage Caveman.

If anyone cares to watch that and tell me it is not the worst movie you've ever seen... I will give you $5.

the bill murphy movie groundhog day and a few more i cant think of right now

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Originally posted by Gundam Avenir I despise that unbearable Steve Martin movie Cheaper by the Dozen. I couldn't stand it mostly because Steve Martin, Ashton Kutcher, and Hillary Duff *cough* were casted in it, but the rest of the movie was also barely tolerable. The microphones must have dropped in front of the camera twenty-five times (I counted), the acting was of poor quality, and there were too many cliched elements. .

Since I've read the original book by Frank and Ernestine Gilbreth (two of the twelve kids), and found it better than the 50's movie version, I have no interest in seeing a remake that apparently combines "102 Dalmatians" with "Home Alone." The sequel, Belles On Their Toes was very good as well.

To get back to the topic of bad movies, I have seen The Milpitas Monster, by the same people who brought you Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. It is bad. Very bad.

Pygmalion

Mission Impossible 2

The nonstop Tom Cruise ass kissing was sickening(I dont hate Tom Cruise, but its like the entire movie was one long Vanity shot), I lost all respect for John Woo after this movie, and of course Fred "I-had-sex-with-Britney-Spears-or-so-I-say-I-Did"Durst singing the MI theme, thanks but no thanks.

The first movie was genius, a modern day-spy flick

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Originally posted by Disturbed_1 Another really bad one had to be Jay and Silent Bob strike back, I mean who cares about a coupla of stoners clearing their names

Whats wrong with that?
I thought Jay and Silent Bob was one of the best movies I've ever seen.

A bad movie. Anything pop culture. With like A J-lo or a Britney or a Hillary Duff has gotta be crap.
But the worst movie EVER has to be Gigli.
I mean if you liked that movie I'd have to shoot you. Yes I think it was that bad. And yes, I've actually had to see it!

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Originally posted by dominusofdeath But the worst movie EVER has to be Gigli. I mean if you liked that movie I'd have to shoot you. Yes I think it was that bad. And yes, I've actually had to see it!

if one actually wanted to see that movie, not be forced to, actually wanted to, then i would suggest they be shot.

actually, i loved kung-pow and i liked jay and silent bob strike back. i found them funny.

i saw parts of the league of extraordinary gentlemen. those parts made me hate the entire movie

Pitch Black. Booorrriinnggg.... Of course, I also had my attention focused elsewhere through most of it, so maybe I'm just being hard on it...

8mile

Terminator 3....... to short doesn't live up to the action like in the first 2 movies

Cracker Jacked. I doubt anyone here has heard of it, and for those of you who have I feel for you.

EDIT: Senseless message. Please remove.

Attack of the 50 foot women!

JAWS 3
IT IS A MOCKERY TO JAWS!!!!!!!!!!

Solaris is arguably the worst movie I've seen in my entire life. If you like pain, then go and watch it, and you'll understand why I hate it so...

"It'll put you to sleep!"
The Chicago Times

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Originally posted by Bismarck Solaris is arguably the worst movie I've seen in my entire life. If you like pain, then go and watch it, and you'll understand why I hate it so... "It'll put you to sleep!" The Chicago Times

That movie caused me actual pain I hope that I never have to see it again

After looking around in this thread, I must say that now I actually want to see Gigli to see what is so bad about it.

Sergeant York. Gracious what an awful movie. And yet, I liked it.