The Worst movie that you have ever seen

I own All most all of the MST3K movies on Dvd don't ask me why but maybe just cause they where $10.00 each....

Anyway, movies I hated....

Kunpow
The Medallion
Grind
8 Mile

The worst movie I ever saw was Glitter. UGH. Mariah Carey can't act.

I was not at all impressed my "Signs" and it is in fact the only movie I've yelled at. During the part where the camera zooms out as Mel looks all scared and suspenful music plays and he's just looking at the dress blowing in the wind? Yeah, I yelled "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" at the top of my lungs when it revealed it was the dress he was looking at like it was the scariest thing he'd ever seen. M. Nigh Whateverthehell his name is has really lost his touch. I thought "6th Sense" was awesome, "Unbreakable" was pretty cool, "Signs" was a let down. The aliens are killed by water. Yet they invaded a planet covered in like 80% water. To enslave a race that is composed mostly of water. For food. Right...

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Originally posted by Bonaparte The aliens are killed by water. Yet they invaded a planet covered in like 80% water. To enslave a race that is composed mostly of water. For food. Right...

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I SAID! Everyone told me this movie was so good and it turned out to be very stupid!

"Doom House" or as it's commonly known "Doom Hose", the only movie so horribly made and edited that the producers couldn't even get the title spelled right during the opening. It's supposed to be scary but it's just hilarious, how incredibly bad the acting, special effects, and story are. I have actually watched this movie on numerous occasions for the sole purpose of laughing at it; it's either the world's worst horror film or it's best comedy.

This thread is sort of dissapointing. You people are naming a lot of good movies, or rather movies that were bad to the point of being funny and not awful.

Teenage Caveman. - bad in a terrible way

Bats. - bad in a funny way

Easier for me too think what movies aren't lame.

from justin to kelly was deff. the worst move i have ever scene

I forget if I've said this before, but..

Gods and Generals was an ABORTION. And I'm almost glad for the possibility they may not make last full measure, since then they can't foul it up majorly.

There are actually 2 that i think are worthy of of my distasteful loathing

here they are with a quick summary:

Max Knight ultra spy
-A madening movie about a super spy who needs to recharge his battery every couple hours or so. In this movie he must stop this evil order from downloading them selves onto the internet(basically so they can look at porn 24/7). I don't know when it is set, but they wear crazy shiney kinda 80's kinda late 90's. This movie has everything including a 20 minute halflife mod at the end. This movie is so stupid that it is actually fun to watch.


Cracker Jack'd
-This movie is scary in an auful sort of way. It is the epitomy of wrong and is probobly the worst and one of the best things that could have happened to me. Best because it has shown me how demented the mind of a film maker can be and to just appreciate things more that are just ok. Worst because for watching this movie I am going straight to the EIGHTH LEVEL OF HELL.

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I'm the one that made Big Kill watch Craker Jack'd

MUAHAHAHAHAHAsorry

yeah that was bad...

The worst movie I have ever been forced to watch is The Horse Whisperer. For some reason, my US History teacher felt that this steaming piece of horse crap was relevant to US History, which it isn't, so we had to sit through this horrible cinematic turd. Now, maybe it is just me, but the movie drags on forever with no end in site! Just help the frikkin' horse already! In fact, the whole movie it seems that they are stalling for some big, great climax that will make the entire movie worthwhile. Well, guess what? That moment never happens! This movie is easily the longest, most drawn out piece of feces I have ever gotten a headache from.

Ralph Bashki's LORD OF THE RINGS. We were dumb enough to drive up to Porland to watch it on opening night. In a sense, this was wise, because it was such a terrible movie that it didn't stay in the theatres for long.

Now I know why he's called "Ralph."

The very worst movie i ever saw was Lost in translation, boring with no plot and jsut flat out stupid

i really liked lost in translation....oh well

Another really bad one had to be Jay and Silent Bob strike back, I mean who cares about a coupla of stoners clearing their names

hey now, Lost In Translation may not have hade much of a plot but it had great acting and wonderful humor, and how much of a plot can you give about a movie set in japan about a middle aged guy and a young married woman. Besides the fact that it didn't have a plot was a relief from most movies that you can't make heads or tails of. In conclusion one of my favorite movies.

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Originally posted by Crystalline The first movie I ever fell asleep in a theatre to... SWORDFISH. Aside from the first like 5 minutes, the rest was a bore fest! I think I fell asleep not long after Halle Berry's boobie shot, they weren't spectacular and neither was the movie, all that fuss over nothing! Big cool action movie, they say! Bah, John Travolta ought to stick to promoting Grease, because that movie made me ZzZzZzZz... >_< I'm glad I didn't have to pay for it! Now POOTIE TANG, THAT is a movie!!! ^_^ Wooo, sepatown!

I actually enjoyed Swordfish. And not cause of the boobie shot, I saw it on TV and that wasn't shown :p

Yeah on tv it showed in a swimsuit, I thought it was good movie to

Swordfish was a good movie

it's the kind of one in a million movie where you finaly get the ratio of mystery to action right. it's a action mystery thriller done right