Family Guy quotes

Yeah , Does anyone know if Family Guy is out on DVD yet?

Manji, its been out for a while now, since April. You just won't find them in a retail store like Wal-Mart or K-Mart or Target. I got mine at Best Buy. It cost me an arm and a leg, but it's worth it. Oh, and don't expects great bonus features...they don't have much but a cheap Behind-the-scenes featurette, Fox.com Internet promos, and commentary on selected episodes.

The good side to it is you get all 28 episodes from Season 1 and 2...a sweet deal!!! Oh, yes and the commentary is worth a listen...they swear a lot during their gags, its really funny.

Oh and get to know Seth MacFlarence...he created the show and did the voices for Peter, Brian, and Stewie! Alex Borstein does the voice for Lois and "Asian reporter Trisha Takenawa".

Woohoo! Its out! I outta go buy it!

Target has the Family Guy DVD on sale for $30 this week, you should check there.

Targets got it cheap, eh? Well then to Target I shall go!

Wait, I saw a Family Guy DVD in Wal-Mart now...$25 bucks...man, I wish I got it there, I payed $60 for mine

EDIT: Sorry, it was $31 bucks at Wal-Mart...looked at the wrong price tag...

Oh, and Manji, let me know when you get it...I'll point out some cool stuff about it...

Here are a couple of gags:

[Stewie becomes addicted to cigarettes]

Stewie: "*cough cough* Baby-need-ash!"

[Stewie tries to light up a cigarette/man then tries to put his ass in front of Stewie]

Stewie: "I said ash, not ass, you homosexual!"




[The Griffins are officially on welfare]

Peter: "Come on, kids, we're going to have the most expensive dinner ever!"

[Peter goes to a Mexican fast food restaurant drive thru]

Speaker: "What will you have?"

Peter: "Yeah, I'd like to order 700 chicken fa-ji-tas."

Speaker: "Excuse me?"

Peter: "700 chicken fa-ji-tas."



[Peter argues with Lois about Stewie's party]

Peter: "Come on, Lois, it would be just the same as if Jesus held a party."

[Flashback/ Jesus at a party]

Jesus: "Okay, for my next miracle, I'm gonna turn water into funk!"

[Casts miracle/party is turn to a disco party]

hey could i get some mayor west qoutes? im looking greatly for the one when he is wondering where the water goes when it goes down the drain or the soil of a plant.

where in the hell is furi kuri gunna be out on dvd?!?!

i cant find it anywhere!

Mayor West: Your house isnt even part of these United States ... that must make you ... A COMMUNIST!

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Meg: Excuse me, Mayor West?
Adam West: How do you know my language?
Meg: Listen to me, my entire future is in your hands!
Adam West: Are you Sarah Connor?

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Doctor: Mayor West, you have lymphoma...probably from rolling around in that toxic waste! What in god's name were you trying to prove?
Mayor: I was trying to gain superpowers.
Doctor: Well, that's just silly!
Mayor: Silly? Yes. Idiotic? .....Yes.
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West: I love this job as much as I love taffy, and I am a man who enjoy's his taffy (Eats Taffy).

President: Mister, you can't eat a...

Peter: You wanna split it?

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Originally posted by re-animate where in the hell is furi kuri gunna be out on dvd?!?! i cant find it anywhere!

Import shops

Newspaper headline: Luke Perry is Gay



Mayor: So if I do this you will tell me whos stealing my water.
Luke Perry: Uh ya sure (Taking off robe and getting in bed with the mayor)

Oh, yeah! The Luke Perry episode was great!


[Peter, Lois, Meg, and Perry in Griffin home]

Meg: "Come on, Luke, let's me show you my computer!"

[Heads up to bedroom/Lois gets worried]

Lois: "Meg, keep your door open!"

::watches water go down drain::
West: someones stealing our water....

::pours water into soil of plant::
west: SHOW YOUR SELF CULPRET!!!

Peters version of MC Hammer's "Can't touch this" song:


Can't touch me!

Can't touch me!

Ju, ju, ju, ju, ju just like the bad guy from Lethal Weapon 4, I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer you can't sue.

I can write graffitti, even jay walk in the street. I can riot, loot, and not give a hoot, and touch your sister's teat!

Can't touch me!

[Peter discussing a deal with the Don of a mob]

Peter: Wha-wha-what are you going to make me do, whack a guy, whack off a guy, whack on a guy, because I'm married.

I always laugh when that one pervert dude goes "Ohh-ya" ... dunno why...

Oh, your talking about Quagmire, right. Yeah, he's perverted.

Peter: "Hey, Quagmire, what are you doing here?"

Quagmire: "Oh, you know, soccermoms. He he...oh right!!!

Hey, doesn't anyone ever post quotes of Family Guy anymore? Are you all tired of the show now?

Oh, wait, yeah, the news. Yeah, I read somewhere that one never-before-seen episode of Family Guy will air November of 2003 or something like that.

Well I love anything stewie says... I order all my minions to post good quotes of him!