[Fan Fiction] Big O Crossovers with Anything

Prince-Consort Tesser 12-06-2003 03:47 PM
Why not keep Castle Anthrax as it was originally?

Teenage Lesbian Robot Action! Imagine the ratings! Imagine the spam! Imagine the money from the film sales! Drooling
A Clockwork Tomato 12-06-2003 03:57 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Prince-Consort Tesser
Why not keep Castle Anthrax as it was originally?

Teenage Lesbian Robot Action! Imagine the ratings! Imagine the spam! Imagine the money from the film sales! Drooling


I'm having a little trouble imagining this. Could you post a picture, or maybe a short video?
evanASF27 12-06-2003 04:03 PM
[chord] LUPIN THE THIRD!!! [/chord]
Lupin is sitting down with Jigens and Goemon talking about their next hiest

Lupin- ALRIGHT! The plan is simple. *throws a big map onto the table in front of them* ...We have to get by these guard towers and then get over the walls into the mansion. After that we just have to get inside and out with the diamond and the fake one then jump into Fujiko's vanto make our get away. Simple?

Jigens- Yah yah lupin...but that last part is crap. It'll never work now.
Lupin- Huh?
Goemon- that's right Lupin.
Lupin- What the hell are you guys talking about OF COURSE IT'LL WORK!
Jigens- Not since Fujiko went off on her little trip to America...
Lupin- WHAT!? *crying a little dramatically* AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN ASK ME TO COME WITH HER!!! *gets serious o_O;* So then...who are we going to get to drive us away? Confused
Jigens- Well Lupin, I know a guy from New York who was small time crook but really hit it big on a kidnapping case a while back. I asked him to come here to help us...
Lupin-- And so just WHO is this guy?

Somone knocks on the door and lets himself in... o_O;;;;;;
???- Well, so it seems I FINALLY meet my idle at last!
Lupin- Uh....*to Jigens* so just who is this guy <_< ... >_>
Jigens- *ignoring Lupin for the most part* AHH! JASON! Long time no see!
*Jigens gets up and shakes the man's hand*
Jigens- This is the person who I was telling you about, Lupin. Jason meet Lupin the Third. Lupin...this is Jason Beck.
Beck- Actually now it's Beck Gold, Jigens. I always had a taste for the stuff...only I have this Crow Boy following me everywhere...
Lupin- You don't say?...I got this inspector following me around all the time too. Old Pops really is persistant though *shrugs*


(( O_o;;;;;;;;; ))
Prince-Consort Tesser 12-06-2003 04:06 PM
quote:
I'm having a little trouble imagining this. Could you post a picture, or maybe a short video?


Sure! Let me just get -

[WHACK!]

*looks up at gentle wife who is holding the axe handle* Errr ... sorry ACT. All out.Sweatdrop

[WHACK!]

I mean, a proper married man like me wouldn't know about stuff like that ... arrgh ... [THUD]
pen1300 12-06-2003 08:08 PM
And now for something completely different.

OMG! LOL! My friend and I were laughing so hard! YEs! SHEER BRILLIANCE! *Bows to genious* We're not worthy!

Later,
Pen1300
SilverShower 12-12-2003 07:09 PM
The very nice, Bllue, said that I should make a thread to go with my Big O Robinhood parody ( if you want the details visit my original, introduction post) As I see it:


Roger= Rogerhood
Dorothy= Maid Dorothy
Dastun= the Sheriff ( no offense to Dastun)
Rosewater= Prince Rosewater
Beck and his crew: merry men ( not neccesarily on Rogerhood's side ^_~)
Norman= Friar Norman
Big O: Little John

If anyone has anything they would like to add, please don't hesitate. This a good place for pure sillyness. ^^
Wingnut 12-12-2003 07:14 PM
Norman would be Rogerhood's faithful, yet blind, servent, and Big Ear would be the Friar.
Pygmalion 12-12-2003 07:16 PM
Nightingale has a thread on "Big O crossover" thread that this would fit well into. It's about three pages back.

Pygmalion

[Edit: Threads merged. --Krang]
SilverShower 12-12-2003 07:17 PM
I didn't even think of Big Ear Big Grin I haven't seen a whole lot of him, actually. ^^
Advinius 12-19-2003 09:37 AM
All along the hastily prepared trench lines, the brave men of the 2nd Paradigm heavy infantry burrowed deep into the mud, seeking shelter from the incessant shelling of the enemy long guns and the hard grey rain. Less than a mile away, upon a sharp-edged ridge, the traitorous scum who had overrun the northern AgriDome had set up their artillery.

As recently as a month ago, no citizen would have believed that the Unionist movement in the outdome slums would have ever dared openly revolt against Lord-governor Rosewater, let alone that they would have the resources to strike so hard a blow. Now that the lackeys of the Arch-heretic Vera held the only on-world food supply, the situation in the primary Hivedomes was becoming increasingly desparate.

Colonel Dastun lowered the auspex unit and shook his head wearily. His men were exhausted and their morale nearly broken by the lack of success of this seige, and yet his orders were clear. Before nightfall, he must lead his men in a suicidal charge into the prepared defences of the traitor scum, to win or perish. Raising the optics to his face again, he braced himself for what he would see. The machine spirit of the old worn device struggled momentarily to resolve the image, then the rebel lines lurched into focus. His eyes burned and his guts seemed to squirm inside him, for among the enemy lines there were raised blasphemous and nauseating banners dedicated to the four Great Ruinous Powers of the Warp, their glyphs an abomination to any clean soul.

Suddenly, the Vox unit strapped to his aide's back crackled to life. "All ground units, this is HQ! prepare to advance! Line sections 31 through 40, clear your sectors immediately! Reinforcements are coming though!

(Reinforcements?), Colonel Dastun mused. He'd heard no news of off-world troops arriving. So who could be coming to help his Regiment? and why so wide a gap in the line?

A thought struck him. To the south there sat an ancient shrine of the Adeptus Mechanicus, which was said to be the final resting place of one of their mighty God-Engines, left slumbering on this backwater world since it's last Dominus had perished in the original conquest of this planet. Could the Mechanicus be sending some of their guards?

A distant sound reached his ears then, even above the thunderous wrath of the traitor guns. From behind the lines resounded a ponderous, steady thudding, growing ever louder, like... footsteps?

but that would mean...

Spinning about, filled with a desparate hope he dared not voice, Colonel Dastun tried to pierce the concealing rain with his gaze.

Nothing...

Nothing...

Then a shape, like a giant from ancient days, looming out of the storm. Gleaming black and red and steel, so immense that each stride covered 20 yards. Massive arms swung in tightly controled arcs as it walked, its impassive face fixed upon the enemy.

Before this holy Titan there rumbled a heavy tank, bearing the icons of the Cult Mechanicus. As it passed the now empty trenchline, the men of the 2nd Paradigm could hear its loudspeakers blaring.

"MEN OF THE IMPERIUM! LOOK UPON THE FACE OF THE MACHINE-GOD INCARNATE AND KNON YOUR DELIVERANCE IS AT HAND! ALL HAIL THE EMPEROR! ALL HAIL THE OBLIGATUS MAXIMUS!"

Colonel Dastun found himself on his knees, his trembling fingers making the sign of the Aquilla over his heart. He realized he was weeping for the joy of seeing one of the ancient Titans of old.
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High above the muck and the men, Princeps Roger smith sat in the command throne of the newly reawakened Big-pattern battle titan 'Obligatus Maximus', or as he refered to it when the technomagos were not around, the Big O.

Turning his head to regard the strange, quiet slip of a girl seated behind him, who had risen out of the ranks of the noviature and proven herself to be almost supernaturally in tune with the blessed Titan's systems, he began his final orders. "Moderati Wainright, ensure that the void shields are operating smoothly, and charge the gatling blasters!"

"They have been ready for the last hour, Roger Smith." she replied, aparently more calm than the Princeps himself felt. It was one of her traits that irked him to no end.

(No time for that now,) he thought, and opened a channel to the Generatorium deep within Big O. "Chief Engineer Burg! Prepare the primary plasma coils for full striding speed!"

"Very good master Roger," the distinguished looking old techpreist replied with an enigmatic grin, "The God-Machine but awaits your word."

Turning once agian to face the viewplate, where the forward positions of the heretic rabble were displayed, Princeps Smith let himself begin to merge with the mind of his Megadeus. The time had come to begin the purging of the Unionist taint.

"Big O! Showtime!"



Note: Just a merging of two realities I find fascinating... if people want more, I'll do it. Comments, questions, and incendiaries welcome.

edit: spelling, grammar, a little added text, and a better "full name" for the Big O. 4th revision. thats what i get for writing improv on the fly... Roll Eyes
Prince-Consort Tesser 12-19-2003 10:04 AM
I dabbled with Warhammer 40,000 briefly in college, but never got into it (I prefered RPG to wargaming). But I must admit that the two worlds do seem to mesh well. Excellent work, Advinius. Big Grin
Big Ben 12-19-2003 11:32 AM
Paradigm-Rama

Starring...

Roger J. Fry

Leela Wainright

Hermes Dautsun

Amy Angel

and of course Big Bender

with reoccuring villains Zap Beckigan, Nixon Rosewater, and Zoidwald.
BigPrime 12-19-2003 09:30 PM
Advinius, I for one would love to see some more Big O/40k crossover. Though I don't play it myself, I do know a bit about it. I think there's a lot of potential for a good crossover there.
Jabberwiccy 12-19-2003 11:49 PM
Hmm...
40k Crossover would rock. Put the Bigs in as small titans, introduce a couple other types (mmm... Eldar Bigs...) Yeah, that would be sweet..
Big Money 12-20-2003 06:21 PM
Someone with more patience/attention span than me should write something involving Trinity and Angel fighting in Alex's office, Alex sayemg "Ladies, please; My favorite television program is on." And perhaps Beck and the Frenchman go on a crazy rampage in one of Becks robots... Only to be schooled by Morpheus and Seraph. Finally, Neo should mistake Roger for Agent Smith, because he looked up his name in the phone book.

OH! Norman and an Agent should have a gunfight, and Gordon and Colonel Sanders (the architect) should stand around speaking in riddles.


and and and and.
Cecil XIX 12-21-2003 10:58 PM
Man, I wish I could do a Big O/Evangelion crossover. Sadly, all my knowledge of NGE comes from here.
Lady Tesser 02-14-2004 09:39 PM
Okay, I'm a halfway done with it. I may as well post the cast list so you guys can get familiar with the monster I'm working on.

BLUES BROTHERS

List of Characters:
Jake Blues - Dan Dastun
Elwood Blues - Roger Smith
Penguin - Vera Ronstadt
Curtis - Big Ear
Reverend James - Beck
Lloyd (hotel guy) - Jim McGowan
Trooper Daniel - Dove (Beck's guy)
Trooper Mount - T-Bone (Beck's guy)
Burt Mercer (probation officer) - R. Frederick O'Reilly
Mystery Lady - Angel
Mrs. Tarantino (border) - Louise (Missing Cat)
Murph Dunne - Miguel Soldano
Willie Hall - Tim Wayneright
Steve Cropper - Bonnie Frasier
Donald Dunn - Robert (Missing Cat)
Tom Malone - Dale (Speakeasy bartender)
Alan Rubin - Norman Burg
Lou Marini - Oliver (Deamonseed)
Matt Murphy - Schwarzwald
Mrs. Murphy (Aretha) - Laura (Deamonseed)
Diner (fancy restaurant) - Alex Rosewater
Head Nazi - General Gauss (Fraizer episode)
Gruppenfuhrer (Nazi assistant) - Alan Gabriel
Ray - Instro
Claire (redneck lady) - Kelly Fitzgerald
Bob (redneck bar owner) - Roscoe Fitzgerald
Tucker McElroy (country band singer) - Eugene Grant
Maury Sline (booking agent) - Gordon Rosewater
Chic Lady (Twiggy) - Dorothy Wayneright
Assessor - same guy

Any comments?
Jim Starluck 02-15-2004 06:28 AM
*falls out of chair laughing at Monty Python and the Holy Fallen Angel*

Pure...genius...Big Grin
Wingnut 02-15-2004 08:38 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Lady Tesser
Okay, I'm a halfway done with it. I may as well post the cast list so you guys can get familiar with the monster I'm working on.

BLUES BROTHERS

List of Characters:
Jake Blues - Dan Dastun
Elwood Blues - Roger Smith
Penguin - Vera Ronstadt
Curtis - Big Ear
Reverend James - Beck
Lloyd (hotel guy) - Jim McGowan
Trooper Daniel - Dove (Beck's guy)
Trooper Mount - T-Bone (Beck's guy)
Burt Mercer (probation officer) - R. Frederick O'Reilly
Mystery Lady - Angel
Mrs. Tarantino (border) - Louise (Missing Cat)
Murph Dunne - Miguel Soldano
Willie Hall - Tim Wayneright
Steve Cropper - Bonnie Frasier
Donald Dunn - Robert (Missing Cat)
Tom Malone - Dale (Speakeasy bartender)
Alan Rubin - Norman Burg
Lou Marini - Oliver (Deamonseed)
Matt Murphy - Schwarzwald
Mrs. Murphy (Aretha) - Laura (Deamonseed)
Diner (fancy restaurant) - Alex Rosewater
Head Nazi - General Gauss (Fraizer episode)
Gruppenfuhrer (Nazi assistant) - Alan Gabriel
Ray - Instro
Claire (redneck lady) - Kelly Fitzgerald
Bob (redneck bar owner) - Roscoe Fitzgerald
Tucker McElroy (country band singer) - Eugene Grant
Maury Sline (booking agent) - Gordon Rosewater
Chic Lady (Twiggy) - Dorothy Wayneright
Assessor - same guy

Any comments?
I assume that by mystry lady you mean the woman who is trying to kill Jake throughout the movie. (Played by Carrie Fisher) Yes?
I am busting up thinking about Schwarzwald jamming out on a guitar.
Tony Waynewrong 02-15-2004 09:20 AM
Lady Tesser, that was as thorough and accurate casting job I ever seen in my life. Excellent work. Smile