Bush And Disney Have United!!! .... Three!!!!
| Schwarzwald |
11-09-2003 05:36 PM |
...
well there are so many 3rd movies. and umm....
MOVE ON!!!
ahhhh ok i think we should start this out with a flash movie don't ya think?
A certain well rated flash movie...
What do ya think?
Theres are the most skrewed up qoutes i have ever heard!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=131059
sorry for the vulger language in it... for anyone who minds...
| Manji |
11-09-2003 09:48 PM |
... riiiiight.....
I have no idea what that smart demon said
all I understood was Zipperfish
| The Fallen Phoenix |
11-09-2003 10:09 PM |
Aren't you forgetting Microsoft, Schwarzwald?
It's the Disney-Bush-Gates Axis Alliance, remember? They must be stopped at all costs!
Man, those were the days...is the old Disney-Bush thread still around? Maybe I should do a topic search for it...
| Manji |
11-09-2003 10:19 PM |
Yes... its too late to stop Mc Donalds, they have become thier own nation
| Dude Love |
11-09-2003 11:20 PM |
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Originally posted by Manji
Yes... its too late to stop Mc Donalds, they have become thier own nation
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Now Bush has someone else to fight.
"We need to wipe out the threat of the McEmpire. There is enough radioactivity in one Happy Meal to build a nucular bomb. So, I have formed a Coalition of the Grilling in order to take down the McThreat. Disney, Bill Gates, and our American Troops will take down the hinge of our common McEnemy. Thank you, and God bless Microdisneymerica."
| Sharpshooter005 |
11-10-2003 02:45 AM |
Theres 3 of these?! Persistance, I enjoy that
....Bush/Cheney in '04 *goes max payne when the bullets and tomatoes start flying in his direction*
(Sorry, I had to do it..)
| Kittie heavenly6 |
11-10-2003 02:51 AM |
| quote: |
Originally posted by Manji
Yes... its too late to stop Mc Donalds, they have become thier own nation
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That's so funny!!! *saves pic to share with others*
| Schwarzwald |
11-10-2003 12:59 PM |
| Dude Love |
11-10-2003 07:35 PM |
This just in:
Due to frustrations from the Merriam-Webster Dictionary's definition of "McJob," McDonalds has seceeded from American Commerce and allied itself with Bush, creating the "Windowed Mice of McBushica". Apparently Bush came up with the name.
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| In fact, McDonald's trains more young people than America's armed forces |
Now, with this information, it can be determined that the new alliance has more forces than any other force on the planet. (McDonalds+American Servicemen+Microsoft's program slaves+Disney's Kid Army). I'm not a religions man, but I ask all of you to join me in praying to God to help us all.
| The Fallen Phoenix |
11-10-2003 07:37 PM |
| quote: |
Originally posted by Wienberg
This just in:
Due to frustrations from the Merriam-Webster Dictionary's definition of "McJob," McDonalds has seceeded from American Commerce and allied itself with Bush, creating the Windowed Mice of McBushica. Apparently Bush came up with the name.
| quote: |
| In fact, McDonald's trains more young people than America's armed forces |
Now, with this information, it can be determined that the new alliance has more forces than any other force on the planet. (McDonalds+American Servicemen+Microsoft's program slaves+Disney's Kid Army). I'm not a religions man, but I ask all of you to join me in praying to God to help us all. |
You know...we might have to sign a deal with the devil then...
We might have to turn to the only one capable of standing up to these forces...
God will not help us. There is only one...
The Kool-Aid Man!!!!
| Dude Love |
11-10-2003 07:41 PM |
We are going to have to ally with Koolaid guy, if only for a short while.
*Throws Phoenix a Bible, and grabs one for self*
Let's ride.
*Bible wielding army of 3 tries to take on army of millions*
| Schwarzwald |
11-10-2003 07:47 PM |
Who can save us from an army of mcdonalds workers... just... so many... they would overwhelm the rest of us in shear numbers...
Man... dont you only need a high school degree to enter the armed forces? Why the devil would they want to work at mcdonalds... well acutually it can vary alot but...
take an average american born school drop out.... he has a slutty girl friend and lives in his mothers van he stole 3 years ago on a vacation to california...
I would think a punk like this guy could do for some army time... not working in a mcdonalds.... NOONE should have to work at mcdonalds...
i mean... they could atleast work at dennys....
| Sharpshooter005 |
11-10-2003 07:51 PM |
| quote: |
| *Bible wielding army of 3 tries to take on army of millions* |
I have a bible! Can I help take down the Ikea war machine?
*is informed the enemy being discussed isnt Ikea*'
...Nevermind.
| Dude Love |
11-10-2003 08:26 PM |
We are now accepting recruits to fight the evil alliance (cannot say it's name out of fear).
Anyway, when you sign up, you will be issued your very own set of Kool-Aid sponsored ammo (Bibles).
Here is an example:
| Schwarzwald |
11-10-2003 08:31 PM |
...spooky...
YET TASTEFUL!
You could sell those that at bars and GAP!
meaby even an iraqi staples!
| Dude Love |
11-10-2003 08:54 PM |
News Flash:
Fox Broadcasting has sold itself out and has joined teh Bush-Disney-Microsoft-McDonald's alliance.
We need to act now in order to stop them before it's too late and the World is brought to its knees.
| Schwarzwald |
11-10-2003 08:57 PM |
Lets sue mcdonalds for.... OUR CANCER CONDITION!!!!
or sue fox for showing all new meteocore simpsons epiosdes and causing brain damage in the comedic part of the new generation...
| Dude Love |
11-16-2003 11:11 AM |
Oh no, Bush and Disney have are in full alliance. Look at the picture from an e-mail my friend got:
They must be stopped, before it's too late!
| Lia's calling |
11-16-2003 12:41 PM |
so you guys finally need Kool-aid man? I knew it! Give in to the KOOL-AID
