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Nice one guys.
You are as dirty minded as I. Congrats!
Nice one guys.
You are as dirty minded as I. Congrats!
[Fan Fiction] Cheap Innuendoes and Jokes (Mature Content may not be suitable for persons under 16 years of age.)
Good one, C R, but I kinda guessed it (I mean, who isn't familiar with the episode about Dorothy's pussy?)
Still, it's more vulgar and disgusting than anything I could think up.
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Still, it's more vulgar and disgusting than anything I could think up.
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| Originally posted by Wingnut So Angel was going on a bit with the gag eh? I hope Dan doesn't take the Roger reference too seriously. And if you people were out of ammo, Dorothy just showed up with the bucket full of magizines. |
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| Originally posted by Wingnut So Angel was going on a bit with the gag eh? I hope Dan doesn't take the Roger reference too seriously. And if you people were out of ammo, Dorothy just showed up with the bucket full of magizines. |
Then again, I think this is Angel's way of role playing. Dan will do anything, as long as he could get some.
I just went through and read all of these in one sitting and I've discovered that you are a group of very sick and perverted people---
I knew I was going to love every single one of you.
Seriously, these are great. I laughed until I was blue in the face though I have to say that I felt like I needed a shower after some of these, and that's saying something considering that most of my friends are horny, perverted teenage boys.
I knew I was going to love every single one of you.
Seriously, these are great. I laughed until I was blue in the face though I have to say that I felt like I needed a shower after some of these, and that's saying something considering that most of my friends are horny, perverted teenage boys.
Woo Hoo, another writer exploring the dark and nasty side of the Big O. Hee Hee.
Celi, that was really good.
As for us being weirdos: Thanks, but flattery will get you nowhere.
Here is mine. It may be a little long winded.
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“Roger, are you sure you want to do this?” Dorothy asked hesitantly. She seemed willing to move on, but feared Roger wasn’t. “We can take it slowly, if you like?”
Roger’s brow was sweaty and his cheeks blushed. He worried that they have been taking their relationship too fast. He invited her to stay with him only a few days after negotiating for her release. Days later, she became a vital partner in his negotiations. Now, he was doing the unthinkable.
He stared at her with anxiety in his eyes. The act he was going to perform was considered taboo. Most people wouldn’t accept such interactions with an android. What was the point of doing this with an android anyway?
Then a thought had occurred to him. Was it so bad to do this with somebody you care for? He never felt so alive before meeting her. He could think of no other way to show his true feelings for Dorothy. It had to be done.
“Dorothy, I can’t think of any other person I would do this with,” Roger replied smoothly. “You know I trust you.”
Dorothy became excited and anxious at the same time. “But, what would your friends and associates think? Have you ever considered that?”
Roger nodded his head. He didn’t care what anybody else thought. The only other person he actually cared for his opinion was Norman; and he was for it. “Yes, I’ve thought about it. But, I don’t care. I think you should experience the bliss of life. This is a part of it.”
Dorothy looked away from him, and said, “You do know that this is illegal. Technically, androids are not allowed and I don’t want you to get incarcerated for this act.”
Roger became angry; he was tired of all the talk about her being a mere android. As far as he was concerned, she was a lady. He knew his feeling of her would never change on that subject. In an attempt to conceal his frustration, he replied, “Dorothy, you are more than an android and you know that. Now, I am getting impatient. I really want to do this. Don’t you?”
Dorothy turned towards him and gave a hint of a smile. She made a slight gesture as if she wanted to hug him, but stopped herself. “I’ve never done this before. Where do we start?”
With a smirk on his face, he answered, “First, place the key into the ignition. Make sure the Gryphon is in neutral!” He could see she was excited, even though it was well concealed. “Just remember, don’t go too fast. I don’t need a ticket.”
“Thank you, Roger.”
Celi, that was really good.
As for us being weirdos: Thanks, but flattery will get you nowhere.
Here is mine. It may be a little long winded.
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“Roger, are you sure you want to do this?” Dorothy asked hesitantly. She seemed willing to move on, but feared Roger wasn’t. “We can take it slowly, if you like?”
Roger’s brow was sweaty and his cheeks blushed. He worried that they have been taking their relationship too fast. He invited her to stay with him only a few days after negotiating for her release. Days later, she became a vital partner in his negotiations. Now, he was doing the unthinkable.
He stared at her with anxiety in his eyes. The act he was going to perform was considered taboo. Most people wouldn’t accept such interactions with an android. What was the point of doing this with an android anyway?
Then a thought had occurred to him. Was it so bad to do this with somebody you care for? He never felt so alive before meeting her. He could think of no other way to show his true feelings for Dorothy. It had to be done.
“Dorothy, I can’t think of any other person I would do this with,” Roger replied smoothly. “You know I trust you.”
Dorothy became excited and anxious at the same time. “But, what would your friends and associates think? Have you ever considered that?”
Roger nodded his head. He didn’t care what anybody else thought. The only other person he actually cared for his opinion was Norman; and he was for it. “Yes, I’ve thought about it. But, I don’t care. I think you should experience the bliss of life. This is a part of it.”
Dorothy looked away from him, and said, “You do know that this is illegal. Technically, androids are not allowed and I don’t want you to get incarcerated for this act.”
Roger became angry; he was tired of all the talk about her being a mere android. As far as he was concerned, she was a lady. He knew his feeling of her would never change on that subject. In an attempt to conceal his frustration, he replied, “Dorothy, you are more than an android and you know that. Now, I am getting impatient. I really want to do this. Don’t you?”
Dorothy turned towards him and gave a hint of a smile. She made a slight gesture as if she wanted to hug him, but stopped herself. “I’ve never done this before. Where do we start?”
With a smirk on his face, he answered, “First, place the key into the ignition. Make sure the Gryphon is in neutral!” He could see she was excited, even though it was well concealed. “Just remember, don’t go too fast. I don’t need a ticket.”
“Thank you, Roger.”
Celi, that was marvelous! Very well done!
Tvperez, wonderful as always
Tvperez, wonderful as always
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| Originally posted by AndroidDominus I just went through and read all of these in one sitting and I've discovered that you are a group of very sick and perverted people--- I knew I was going to love every single one of you.
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When did the definition of "perverted' change? It hardly seems to mean anything more than "easily distracted" anymore. It used to be defined by the following joke:
"Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken."
That's a bird of a different feather!
Tony, good as always. You and ACT should for a league of perverts or something...
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ACT, yours was decent, but a bit more predictable than the others.
)ACT, yours was decent, but a bit more predictable than the others.