[Fan Fiction] Cheap Innuendoes and Jokes (Mature Content may not be suitable for persons under 16 years of age.)

thats sick,but funny,lol *falls out of chair,droping turkey all over people*

Lady Tesser, that was so good it was wicked. I love it.

Dorothy: Do you want a screw?
Roger: Not now. Later.
Dorothy: Do you want a screw?
Roger: Not now! Wait.
Dorothy: If you think I am going to wait for you, you are sadly mistaken.
Roger: Dorothy, don’t leave me. I need you.
Dorothy: For what? You ignore my offers all the time.
Roger: I don’t ignore them! It’s just not appropriate timing. That’s all.
Dorothy: Appropriate timing? So, I am bothering you, right?
Roger: No Dorothy! You are helping me.
Dorothy: Sometimes I feel that you don’t appreciate my services.
Roger: That is not true.
Dorothy: I clean for you. I help you with your negotiations. And all I want is to give you a screw.
Roger: I am sorry, Dorothy. Give me a screw, then.
Dorothy: Fine, here is this wood screw for the chair.
Roger: Thank you for helping me fix this old thing.

Angel: Do you like this?
Dorothy: That is impressive.
Angel: Sure is. Now, slide it in.
Dorothy: Are you sure we should be doing this? I think we should wait for Roger.
Angel: Roger! Why? He doesn’t know how to do it anyways.
Dorothy: What do you mean?
Angel: Well, last time I did this with Roger, he didn’t know what he was doing.
Dorothy: I thought he was an expert.
Angel: Besides, what you have in your hand is a woman’s best friend. Especially if she wants some real action in her life.
Dorothy: Well, Roger is always there for me.
Angel: But, wouldn't you feel better if you knew how to use this? Just in case you are alone.
Dorothy: I see your point. Do you have something a little smaller?
Angel: No, I like them long. Why?
Dorothy: Roger’s is a bit smaller.
Angel: Really? I would never have guessed.
Dorothy: Oh yeah, it’s small. But, his excuse is: “It’s not how big it is, it is how well you use it.”
Angel: ** Laughing. ** Yeah, a typical insecure male response.
Dorothy: Well, let’s get started.
Angel: OK. First, slide this in.
Dorothy: Did I do it right?
Angel: Yes. Now, flip this switch and enjoy.
Dorothy: Now what I do?
Angel: Pull the trigger.
Dorothy: Thank you, Angel. Nobody has ever taken me to a shooting range before.

and y'know... this really goes to show there is something to all those comments linking firearms and anatomy. heh.

Hmm.. got this idea today...

Roger: You bring more hookers?
Norman: Yes, Master Roger. There were a lot of them.
Roger: This one's pretty...
Norman: Do you like these balls Master Roger?
Roger: Yeah, but I like mine better, they're bigger.
Norman: I see, Master Roger, but don't you think Dorothy will be jealous?
Roger: Come on Norman, this kind of thing is only for men.
Norman: Be careful with those little balls, master Roger, if you break them, they'll create a huge mess.
*Dorothy walks in*
Roger: Oh, Hey Dorothy, want to help decorate the Christmas tree?

Tis the Season, yall.

There goes the REAL spirit of Christmas, Redd...

DOROTHY: When is it going to get hard?

ROGER: Just keep working it.

DOROTHY: My knees are getting sore.

ROGER: Nobody said it was easy to pour your own concrete patio.

Redd...ACT....

Those were twisted. Great work!

Great stuff, Redd and ACT. You guys are good at this.

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Originally posted by tvperez Great stuff, Redd and ACT. You guys are good at this.

Yeah, but can we keep it up?

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Originally posted by Redd Hmm.. got this idea today... Roger: You bring more hookers? Norman: Yes, Master Roger. There were a lot of them. Roger: This one's pretty... Norman: Do you like these balls Master Roger? Roger: Yeah, but I like mine better, they're bigger. Norman: I see, Master Roger, but don't you think Dorothy will be jealous? Roger: Come on Norman, this kind of thing is only for men. Norman: Be careful with those little balls, master Roger, if you break them, they'll create a huge mess. *Dorothy walks in* Roger: Oh, Hey Dorothy, want to help decorate the Christmas tree? Tis the Season, yall.

Oh man... that was good.
You guys are such a bunch of perverts.

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Originally posted by A Clockwork Tomato quote: Originally posted by tvperez Great stuff, Redd and ACT. You guys are good at this. Yeah, but can we keep it up?

ACT, how can you doubt your own ability to write cheap, tasteless and dirty innuendos? I have faith in you, brother. I just hope that your excellent episode writing doesn't get in your way.

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Dorothy: Is it supposed to vibrate like that?
Roger: I am not sure. I don’t do this very often.
Dorothy: I never would have guessed that.
Roger: Wait a minute! What are you insinuating?
Dorothy: Nothing at all. I just find it odd that you don’t know if you are doing it right. That’s all.
Roger: I just said that I was not sure if the spasming should be so violent.
Dorothy: Pull out Roger. I am going to ask Norman to try. He is more experienced than you.
Roger: Don’t do that, Dorothy. I need to practice.
Dorothy: But Roger, you’re not good at repairing washing machines. Let a professional, like Norman take care of this.

Dorothy: I am ready, Roger.
Roger: OK. Give me a minute to prepare.
Dorothy: Do you have protection?
Roger: No! Why would I need protection?
Dorothy: Please, put it on.
Roger: This is silly. It’s not like anything is going to happen.
Dorothy: Like last time?
Roger: Yeah, that was the worst five days of my life.
Dorothy: Then, it is settled. Put on this helmet and I will see you at the finish-line.

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Originally posted by tvperez Dorothy: I am ready, Roger. Roger: OK. Give me a minute to prepare. Dorothy: Do you have protection? Roger: No! Why would I need protection? Dorothy: Please, put it on. Roger: This is silly. It’s not like anything is going to happen. Dorothy: Like last time? Roger: Yeah, that was the worst five days of my life. Dorothy: Then, it is settled. Put on this helmet and I will see you at the finish-line.

What are they doing anyway? Midnight drag raceing with the Griffon?

Dorothy: I'm glad you came with me, Angel.
Angel: I don't mind riding, Dorothy.
Dorothy: Yes, but Roger would get upset if he found out.
Angel: Then it's just between us girls ... Hey, do you always caress it like that?
Dorothy: Yes, it's so powerful. Roger's mind blew when he taught me.
Angel: You're full of surprises.
Dorothy: More than you think.
Angel: When do I get a turn?
Dorothy: The only reason Roger allows me to drive the Griffon is because I can talk to it.
Angel: Uh-huh ... I was wondering why you caressed the gear-shift like that.
Dorothy: It's not for that reason, gutter-minded freak.

I can't believe I'm doing this. Oh well.
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Dorothy: Wow, you finally got a bigger one?
Roger: Yeah. That old one was too small for any of us to get pleasure out of it.
Dorothy: It sure was. Wow! This must be twice the size.
Roger: Yeah, and it's a lot more comfortable. Here, let's try it out.
Dorothy: Are you sure it will fit?
Roger: Okay, it might be big, but it's not that big! It'll fit.
Dorothy: I hope so. I don't want you to hit something.
Roger: We're in... We're almost there...
Dorothy: Ahh. Finally.
Norman: Ahh, Master Roger, I see you've arrived when your new car? Wow, a limousine!
Dorothy: Yes, I didn't think it would fit in the gararge.

Time to be offended...
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Roger: Um, there's something in the way.
Dorothy: Well, just go through it!
Roger: Are you sure you want me to?
Dorothy: Yes! Just do get it over with!
Roger: Every time I do this people get angry with me afterwards.
Dorothy: For the love of God, just DO IT ROGER!
Roger: OK, if you say it's ok...

*Big O smashes through the street, flinging dust and hunks of asphalt everywhere*

** Bows before Lady Tesser, Volt and GAT-X105. **

Bravo! That's all I can say.

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Originally posted by GAT-X105 Roger: Um, there's something in the way. Dorothy: Well, just go through it! Roger: Are you sure you want me to? Dorothy: Yes! Just do get it over with! Roger: Every time I do this people get angry with me afterwards. Dorothy: For the love of God, just DO IT ROGER! Roger: OK, if you say it's ok... *Big O smashes through the street, flinging dust and hunks of asphalt everywhere*

Hehehe...I can actually see how that would work in the show...the dialogue would be during a totally black screen, then it cuts to the street and Big O smashing through it (and any cars parked unfortunately nearby).