The Crush Thread!

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Originally posted by A Clockwork Tomato quote: Originally posted by Wazpy It can't be women. We all know that every woman on the Internet is really just a man posing as one for laughs. I thought it was the other way around.

Trust me, I have some experience with men pretending to be women. One of my friends has gotten marriage proposals...And women just don't use computers. Its a well known fact

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Originally posted by Wazpy quote: Originally posted by A Clockwork Tomato quote: Originally posted by Wazpy It can't be women. We all know that every woman on the Internet is really just a man posing as one for laughs. I thought it was the other way around. Trust me, I have some experience with men pretending to be women. One of my friends has gotten marriage proposals...And women just don't use computers. Its a well known fact

Well, if you say so. Though the amount of trouble some people are going to maintain the deception is really amazing! For example, I've been married to Pygmalion for over 20 years, and I was present at the birth of our two children. All this time, I could have SWORN she was a woman!

But you can trust the things you hear on the Internet from people you've never met, so I'll go confront her right away!

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Originally posted by A Clockwork Tomato quote: Originally posted by Wazpy quote: Originally posted by A Clockwork Tomato quote: Originally posted by Wazpy It can't be women. We all know that every woman on the Internet is really just a man posing as one for laughs. I thought it was the other way around. Trust me, I have some experience with men pretending to be women. One of my friends has gotten marriage proposals...And women just don't use computers. Its a well known fact Well, if you say so. Though the amount of trouble some people are going to maintain the deception is really amazing! For example, I've been married to Pygmalion for over 20 years, and I was present at the birth of our two children. All this time, I could have SWORN she was a woman! But you can trust the things you hear on the Internet from people you've never met, so I'll go confront her right away!

*sigh*....I know when I'm defeated...kinda...That's the ONLY woman on the Internet....I swear it.

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Originally posted by Wazpy *sigh*....I know when I'm defeated...kinda...That's the ONLY woman on the Internet....I swear it.

Errr....

I meant to post this earlier, but I can vouch for Lady Tesser and Pygmalion, having been to my house, can vouch for me....

so that's three.

(The reason we're all laughing like maniacs is because instead of saying "say cheese!" our photographer said "say antidisestablishmentarianism")

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Oh, cool, one of the pics. Yeah, I'm female - PCT will vouch for that. (PCT in background: 'Yeah, baby, YEAH!') And Zola's definitely female.

The guy next to me (one in the cap) is my friend Roy - he's a nice, sweet gentleman looking for lady companionship. He's into distributionism, is Catholic, an excellent cook, writes articles for a GK Chesterton magazine, has a crazy imagination (also a fiction writer), and will worship the ground the perfectly intellectual lady will walk on.

I will accept applications for him and forward them accordingly. )

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Originally posted by Lady Tesser Oh, cool, one of the pics. Yeah, I'm female - PCT will vouch for that. (PCT in background: 'Yeah, baby, YEAH!') And Zola's definitely female. The guy next to me (one in the cap) is my friend Roy - he's a nice, sweet gentleman looking for lady companionship. He's into distributionism, is Catholic, an excellent cook, writes articles for a GK Chesterton magazine, has a crazy imagination (also a fiction writer), and will worship the ground the perfectly intellectual lady will walk on. I will accept applications for him and forward them accordingly. )

G.K. Chesterton was the man! The Man Who Was Thursday was probably one of the best books ever.

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Originally posted by Wazpy *sigh*....I know when I'm defeated...kinda...That's the ONLY woman on the Internet....I swear it.

*sigh* where shall I begin... I'm a girl...

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Originally posted by GummiBear289 quote: Originally posted by Wazpy *sigh*....I know when I'm defeated...kinda...That's the ONLY woman on the Internet....I swear it. *sigh* where shall I begin... I'm a girl...

A scientific mind would ask for proof at this point, but let's not go there. (I'm sure your chromosomes look stunning under the microscope and all that, but let's STILL not go there.)

Anyway, this thread is NOT supposed to be Wazpy's gender confusion. It's supposed to be about crushes! And it's been DAYS since I've proclaimed my undying devotion to Pygmalion! Woo-hoo!

Can I repeal a crush?!
Cause I'm realizing I shoulda thought trot through before i posted that, I like him more as a friend definitely

hes pretty friggin awesome

plenty of girls use the internet and chat and stuff,a nd they r no more or less wierd then the guys +

Xel: im a happy medium

Wow, there is a lot of activity here. Awesome!

ACT, you have a crush on Pygmalion? Does Dori, Dora, R. Emily, Angel, RD, Vera, Mrs. Frazier, Mrs. Fitzgerald and Laura know about this? You know how fangirls get when they see their man with another woman.

** Looking around **

Oh well!

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Originally posted by Reki Let's see... I never try to go based on looks. I always try to make sure that I like their personality first. But I make exceptions.

Same here. I don't need to see the pic to have a crush on the girls in the forum.

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Originally posted by snakemarcato13 quote: Originally posted by Reki Let's see... I never try to go based on looks. I always try to make sure that I like their personality first. But I make exceptions. Same here. I don't need to see the pic to have a crush on the girls in the forum.

And I have a new crush here.....

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If she thinks, she may figrue it out.....

(I think I accidentally hit quote instead of edit, sorry. I noteced it too late.

Hmm...not a single vouch for ol' Bonaparty-animal... time to make myself desirable...

*pulls up in 'vett with a bag of money next to him*

Who wants to prove that you can buy love? But quickly, because I only rented this stuff, I need to return it by Monday...

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Originally posted by Bonaparte Hmm...not a single vouch for ol' Bonaparty-animal... time to make myself desirable... *pulls up in 'vett with a bag of money next to him* Who wants to prove that you can buy love? But quickly, because I only rented this stuff, I need to return it by Monday...

Oh, come on. That is just pathetic.

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Originally posted by snakemarcato13 quote: Originally posted by Bonaparte Hmm...not a single vouch for ol' Bonaparty-animal... time to make myself desirable... *pulls up in 'vett with a bag of money next to him* Who wants to prove that you can buy love? But quickly, because I only rented this stuff, I need to return it by Monday... Oh, come on. That is just pathetic.

Yeah, it's called a joke man...

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Originally posted by Bonaparte quote: Originally posted by snakemarcato13 quote: Originally posted by Bonaparte Hmm...not a single vouch for ol' Bonaparty-animal... time to make myself desirable... *pulls up in 'vett with a bag of money next to him* Who wants to prove that you can buy love? But quickly, because I only rented this stuff, I need to return it by Monday... Oh, come on. That is just pathetic. Yeah, it's called a joke man...

Yeah, I was telling a joke as well.


Hey, the girl in my spoiler seems to have figured it out, and not insulting me!!

I ONLY love MINION! noBody else

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Originally posted by snakemarcato13 quote: Originally posted by Bonaparte quote: Originally posted by snakemarcato13 quote: Originally posted by Bonaparte Hmm...not a single vouch for ol' Bonaparty-animal... time to make myself desirable... *pulls up in 'vett with a bag of money next to him* Who wants to prove that you can buy love? But quickly, because I only rented this stuff, I need to return it by Monday... Oh, come on. That is just pathetic. Yeah, it's called a joke man... Yeah, I was telling a joke as well.

I couldn't tell yours was a joke. I thought you were just being mean.

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Originally posted by snakemarcato13 quote: Originally posted by Bonaparte quote: Originally posted by snakemarcato13 quote: Originally posted by Bonaparte Hmm...not a single vouch for ol' Bonaparty-animal... time to make myself desirable... *pulls up in 'vett with a bag of money next to him* Who wants to prove that you can buy love? But quickly, because I only rented this stuff, I need to return it by Monday... Oh, come on. That is just pathetic. Yeah, it's called a joke man... Yeah, I was telling a joke as well. Hey, the girl in my spoiler seems to have figured it out, and not insulting me!!

Lol. It's interesting, I never thought that someone would ever have a crush on me for who I am. :smiles: THat's cool. I don't try to insult people when they have a crush on me.