The Crush Thread!

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Originally posted by A Clockwork Tomato And how dare you not have crushes on the wonderful fangirls on the forums! It is positively indecent, sir! Any gentleman of discernment will have crushes on at least half a dozen of the darlings. I feel I must challenge you to a duel!

If it makes you feel any better Uncle Tomato, I used to have a crush; it just progressed into something a little deeper. I'll be your second if your challenge is accepted.

However, I must also express my disappointment in those callous individuals who fail to give in to their dormant emotions. Yes, do not try to deny it: you all have (at the very least) a crush on someone from Paradigm!

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Originally posted by A Clockwork Tomato quote: Originally posted by Wienberg quote: Originally posted by A Clockwork Tomato And how dare you not have crushes on the wonderful fangirls on the forums! It is positively indecent, sir! Any gentleman of discernment will have crushes on at least half a dozen of the darlings. I feel I must challenge you to a duel! What's your weapon of choice? Wit.

Ha! I will defeat you with my... with my...

Well, I'll think of something! Where I lack in wits, I make up in obsessive smoothering! Dorothy is my one and true crush. My fangirls rock, but they can do better! So there! Top that!

Please note, I never claimed to be a gentleman and resent such titles!

Besides, I didn't deny I had a crush on any one else. I said that there is no one with a crush on me.

** Stands his ground **

Yeah, I am glad this place is such a mix.

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Originally posted by Xineohp Nellaf Eht quote: Originally posted by A Clockwork Tomato And how dare you not have crushes on the wonderful fangirls on the forums! It is positively indecent, sir! Any gentleman of discernment will have crushes on at least half a dozen of the darlings. I feel I must challenge you to a duel! If it makes you feel any better Uncle Tomato, I used to have a crush; it just progressed into something a little deeper. I'll be your second if your challenge is accepted. However, I must also express my disappointment in those callous individuals who fail to give in to their dormant emotions. Yes, do not try to deny it: you all have (at the very least) a crush on someone from Paradigm!

Heh, wanna bet?

I must confess, I have a massive crush on Wazpy!

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Alright, so I was payed to say that...

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Originally posted by Jeff I must confess, I have a massive crush on Wazpy! ..... ..... Alright, so I was payed to say that...

Not anymore you weren't...

Anyway, ACT, you know that I am loyal to my fangirls. I like them all. I have a special place for one in particular. However, they all deserve the best and if I had it my way, they would get it; each and every one of them.

OK, I'll admit it. I have a crush on ¡SpoonySthingyy!.

But, looking at the picture thread, there seems to be a lot of competition...

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Originally posted by Lt. Smith OK, I'll admit it. I have a crush on ¡SpoonySthingyy!. But, looking at the picture thread, there seems to be a lot of competition...

Get to know her better!

spoiler (highlight to read):

She likes monty python

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Originally posted by PaladinAlexanderAnderson quote: Originally posted by Lt. Smith OK, I'll admit it. I have a crush on ¡SpoonySthingyy!. But, looking at the picture thread, there seems to be a lot of competition... Get to know her better! spoiler (highlight to read): She likes monty python

Yes I know that, and so do I!

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Originally posted by Lt. Smith quote: Originally posted by PaladinAlexanderAnderson quote: Originally posted by Lt. Smith OK, I'll admit it. I have a crush on ¡SpoonySthingyy!. But, looking at the picture thread, there seems to be a lot of competition... Get to know her better! spoiler (highlight to read): She likes monty python Yes I know that, and so do I!

Thats a start!
Now! Ask R.Smith he's the Pimp.
I'm the priest.
SINNERS!

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Originally posted by PaladinAlexanderAnderson Now! Ask R.Smith he's the Pimp. I'm the priest. SINNERS!

*guffaws* right, priest...

I'm just the chivalrer. If that's even a word.

I guess that would make me the hopeless romantic. The one who hides his emotions behind his jokes and awkward remarks. However, unable to conceal my feelings, since my stories tell all my intentions.

im sorry... but this is a stupid thread. the people could know a lot bout big o, and u could think they were cool, but they coulb be those fat chicks u see goin around the computer stores. its pretty stupid fdor somebody to like someone they have never even seen before

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Originally posted by DOA SOBF im sorry... but this is a stupid thread. the people could know a lot bout big o, and u could think they were cool, but they coulb be those fat chicks u see goin around the computer stores. its pretty stupid fdor somebody to like someone they have never even seen before

wow, you're an a**hole. 1 - Don't judge everything by looks, fat chicks need love too. 2 - People can have a crush on other people by their Beautiful Souls. So, bleh!

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Originally posted by DOA SOBF im sorry... but this is a stupid thread. the people could know a lot bout big o, and u could think they were cool, but they coulb be those fat chicks u see goin around the computer stores. its pretty stupid fdor somebody to like someone they have never even seen before

That's certainly true if physical appearance is your be-all and end-all. Not everyone has those priorities, though. And there are people who find fat chicks to be a total turn-on. Any adult bookstore has a shelf full of porn that features them.

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Originally posted by A Clockwork Tomato That's certainly true if physical appearance is your be-all and end-all. Not everyone has those priorities, though. And there are people who find fat chicks to be a total turn-on. Any adult bookstore has a shelf full of porn that features them.

If you fall in love with someone, even if they are super-model gorgeous, the day is going to arrive when they get old and yes, even put on some weight.

The Hollywood folks you see who look like they are still in their twenties when they are in their fifties and sixties work on themselves full time to look like that--hours and hours of exercise, plastic surgery... it's great if that's what you want, but most of us aren't that motivated.

I kind of have a crush on C.R Foxhound and would like to get to know her and stuff

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Originally posted by JCCastellano I kind of have a crush on C.R Foxhound and would like to get to know her and stuff

....Foxhound is a dude...

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Originally posted by JCCastellano I kind of have a crush on C.R Foxhound and would like to get to know her and stuff

*snicker*