The Crush Thread!

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Originally posted by Xineohp Nellaf Eht *sigh* Amateurs...you don't lock them in a closet. Xineohp blasts open the closet door with a barrage of thunderbolts, then binds Tony and Dork together. With a snap of his fingers, Xineohp teleports Tony and Dork into a room, completely bare save a singe, twin-size bed. Romantic music can be heard in the background. There are no windows or doors in this room...indeed, the key to escaping lies with the bed. Hmm...maybe that was a little too extreme, but it's the only way to ensure the matchmakers succeed. If they can't figure the way out, they'll have to suffocate to death...there is a finite supply of oxygen in that room, after all...

I'm surprised you didn't lock them in a room with a table and a mirror.

Kudos to you, XNE. Since Tony can't give them out, since he should be busy, I will.

Hey, look, Tony!

We've got about half a dozen people here living their romantic lives vicariously through us. And all this time I thought that was my job.

But I dunno if Tony can handle me. I'm a bit kinky. And though I don't have any proof for this yet, both my friends and I have noticed that I seem to have some masochistic leanings.

Just remember, it's usually always the innocent-looking Mary Ann. Ginger just doesn't have the depth of imagination required for that sorta thing


muchlove
-dork

What about the millionaire's wife.

Once you get in the will, you're SET.

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Originally posted by Dork Hey, look, Tony! We've got about half a dozen people here living their romantic lives vicariously through us and all this time I thought that was my job. But I dunno if Tony can handle me. I'm a bit kinky. And though I don't have any proof for this yet, both my friends and I have noticed that I seem to have some masochistic leanings. Just remember, it's usually always the innocent-looking Mary Ann. Ginger just doesn't have the depth of imagination required for that sorta thing muchlove -dork

HA! You think you can out kinky me? I'll take the Pepsi challenge any ol' day of the week, R. Dork Wayneright!

As for you looking so innocent, I wasn't fooled. I can handle just about any find of kinky activities.

** Looking around and blushing **

Bring it on!

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Originally posted by Tony quote: Originally posted by Dork Hey, look, Tony! We've got about half a dozen people here living their romantic lives vicariously through us and all this time I thought that was my job. But I dunno if Tony can handle me. I'm a bit kinky. And though I don't have any proof for this yet, both my friends and I have noticed that I seem to have some masochistic leanings. Just remember, it's usually always the innocent-looking Mary Ann. Ginger just doesn't have the depth of imagination required for that sorta thing muchlove -dork HA! You think you can out kinky me? I'll take the Pepsi challenge any ol' day of the week, R. Dork Wayneright! As for you looking so innocent, I wasn't fooled. I can handle just about any find of kinky activities. ** Looking around and blushing ** Bring it on!

::stares dumbly::


You do realize that if not for the age difference I'd be all over you, right?

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Actually, I do have a bit of a crush on someone else on this forum. He's a little younger than me though. But not by much. I seem to be attracted to guys that are younger than me. I don't know why. There was this boy in High School I absolutely adored but he was annoyingly immature at times. . . so nixed that. But I still love him. He was one of my best friends. I love crazy people. And that boy was crazy.

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Originally posted by Dork quote: Originally posted by Tony quote: Originally posted by Dork Hey, look, Tony! We've got about half a dozen people here living their romantic lives vicariously through us and all this time I thought that was my job. But I dunno if Tony can handle me. I'm a bit kinky. And though I don't have any proof for this yet, both my friends and I have noticed that I seem to have some masochistic leanings. Just remember, it's usually always the innocent-looking Mary Ann. Ginger just doesn't have the depth of imagination required for that sorta thing muchlove -dork HA! You think you can out kinky me? I'll take the Pepsi challenge any ol' day of the week, R. Dork Wayneright! As for you looking so innocent, I wasn't fooled. I can handle just about any find of kinky activities. ** Looking around and blushing ** Bring it on! ::stares dumbly:: You do realize that if not for the age difference I'd be all over you, right?

What age difference? Like a friend once told me, age is a silly number where most hide. Also, you do know I've always liked you. If you asked, I'd fly to your hometown for a date.

But, I don't want to make you feel nervous.

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Originally posted by Tony quote: Originally posted by Dork quote: Originally posted by Tony quote: Originally posted by Dork Hey, look, Tony! We've got about half a dozen people here living their romantic lives vicariously through us and all this time I thought that was my job. But I dunno if Tony can handle me. I'm a bit kinky. And though I don't have any proof for this yet, both my friends and I have noticed that I seem to have some masochistic leanings. Just remember, it's usually always the innocent-looking Mary Ann. Ginger just doesn't have the depth of imagination required for that sorta thing muchlove -dork HA! You think you can out kinky me? I'll take the Pepsi challenge any ol' day of the week, R. Dork Wayneright! As for you looking so innocent, I wasn't fooled. I can handle just about any find of kinky activities. ** Looking around and blushing ** Bring it on! ::stares dumbly:: You do realize that if not for the age difference I'd be all over you, right? What age difference? Like a friend once told me, age is a silly number where most hide. Also, you do know I've always liked you. If you asked, I'd fly to your hometown for a date. But, I don't want to make you feel nervous.

Ah, your sweet. But I'll be the first to admit that I am far too immature to be in a relationship, or even to date. I have trouble taking other people's feelings into consideration, something I need to work on.



muchlove
-dork

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Originally posted by Dork quote: Originally posted by Tony quote: Originally posted by Dork quote: Originally posted by Tony quote: Originally posted by Dork Hey, look, Tony! We've got about half a dozen people here living their romantic lives vicariously through us and all this time I thought that was my job. But I dunno if Tony can handle me. I'm a bit kinky. And though I don't have any proof for this yet, both my friends and I have noticed that I seem to have some masochistic leanings. Just remember, it's usually always the innocent-looking Mary Ann. Ginger just doesn't have the depth of imagination required for that sorta thing muchlove -dork HA! You think you can out kinky me? I'll take the Pepsi challenge any ol' day of the week, R. Dork Wayneright! As for you looking so innocent, I wasn't fooled. I can handle just about any find of kinky activities. ** Looking around and blushing ** Bring it on! ::stares dumbly:: You do realize that if not for the age difference I'd be all over you, right? What age difference? Like a friend once told me, age is a silly number where most hide. Also, you do know I've always liked you. If you asked, I'd fly to your hometown for a date. But, I don't want to make you feel nervous. Ah, your sweet. But I'll be the first to admit that I am far too immature to be in a relationship, or even to date. I have trouble taking other people's feelings into consideration, something I need to work on. muchlove -dork

Well, I'm not that mature myself. But, I won't force the issue. You are a mature women (despite what you just said) and your choices are your own. Then again, if you like to practice your "dating" abilities on me, I'd be more than happy assist.

P.S. You are freakin' cute when you're analytical.

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Originally posted by Hanyou quote: Originally posted by snakemarcato13 Well, at least you're not talking about me anymore (that's a good thing, I was getting aggravated.), but would CR answer my question? I want that kittyear bikinigirl sigpic to add to my anime pic collection. Where can I find it? I MUST HAVE THAT PIC!!! that and some kagome pics and FLCL pics and faye pics and more DUAL! pics................ Kagome! O_o purdy... I have a crush on Kagome, but I had less than a crush on Big_Venus...go figure...anime characters...

I have a crush on kagome, that kittyear girl from pilot candidate, FLCL is "vespa woman" (that name from episode 1. I can't spell her name. Hadiko maybe is the spelling), Mitsuki Sanada and Mitsuki Rara from DUAL! PTA......this list could go on forever.....



(I'm noticing a pattern with kittyears..... hot anime girls and kittyears mix very well.....)

There you have it, folks! Dork and I's rendition of "Not without my Android". Please tune next week when Dorothy (played by Dork) discovers Roger (played by yours truly) cheating on her with the microwave. Guaranteed to be a scorcher.

There' only 9 years difference between you two. Hell, I was 21 and PCT was 32 when we met online. There's still near ten years between us. It can work. ^_^

But, Dork, I do applaud you for knowing you still need to work on your maturity. I'm still working on my own, even at 26 and after three years of marriage. Keep working on it.

Tony, you're a keeper. If I weren't married to my own geek, I'd be after you. When you meet the right 'Miss Dorothy', you're going to be a wonderful husband.

*plots to get Dork and Tony together at some PCF Reunion*

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Originally posted by Lady Tesser Tony, you're a keeper. If I weren't married to my own geek, I'd be after you. When you meet the right 'Miss Dorothy', you're going to be a wonderful husband.

I hope so. But, I don't know. My "Miss Dorothy" maybe a sadist. I can hear it now, "Who commands you, Tony Perez?" Of course, I won't get on her case for acting like R-D at night, but I have to look presentable at work. So, she'd have to keep the visible markings to a minimum.

No, but really, thank you for your kind remarks. I am not looking to imprison anyone. I am kind to all those around me, whether they dig me or not.

Pffft if Dork has red hair and wears a black headband, Tony will be all over her

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Originally posted by Dork ... I'm a bit kinky. And though I don't have any proof for this yet, both my friends and I have noticed that I seem to have some masochistic leanings. Just remember, it's usually always the innocent-looking Mary Ann. Ginger just doesn't have the depth of imagination required for that sorta thing muchlove -dork

The Skipper looks wryly at Gilligan...
"What did I tell you, Little Buddy?"

"Skipper, I didn't know Mary Ann was a 'machinist'."

The Skipper rolls his eyes then whacks Gilligan over the head with his cap.

I tell you all, this thread is starting to turn into Melrose Place.

Oooooooo....... Kittyear bikinigirl sigpic.....



......kittyear anime chick.........yummy.....



(I'm sure I look like a freak, but this action is common)

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Originally posted by Tony No, but really, thank you for your kind remarks. I am not looking to imprison anyone. I am kind to all those around me, whether they dig me or not.

Well, that's why we love you, Tony. ((((((((((((((((Tony))))))))))))))))

All joking aside, don't forget there's absolutely nothing wrong with making friends with people. When you're friends, if you find there is something more, that's great. If not, you still have a nice friend. Win-Win!

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Originally posted by C.R Foxhound Pffft if Dork has red hair and wears a black headband, Tony will be all over her

I'm sorry, did you say something? Missed it.

Like snake, I was a little busy having a crush on the catgirl in your sig.

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Originally posted by C.R Foxhound Pffft if Dork has red hair and wears a black headband, Tony will be all over her

What is this, Tease Tony Day?

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Originally posted by A Clockwork Tomato quote: Originally posted by C.R Foxhound Pffft if Dork has red hair and wears a black headband, Tony will be all over her What is this, Tease Tony Day?

omg today is tease tony day?

*puts on a dorothy wig and parades around*

btw: tony is out of town people