Big O + Big Venus = Hot Robot Action (WARNING! Immature content!)

A Clockwork Tomato 11-05-2003 08:54 PM
No, you've all got it wrong. The whole thing is a MATING RITUAL.

The Bigs all fight it out, and the winning Big gets to mate with Big Venus.

Their offspring is a new Paradigm City.

Ah, Love!
Lady Tesser 11-05-2003 08:58 PM
o_O!!!!

*facefaults*

You know ... it makes sense ...

Venus is one ugly prize, though.
Advinius 11-05-2003 08:59 PM
I can too... Damn me.

still, talk about your renewable technologies...
ChaosX 11-05-2003 08:59 PM
Yes, it is quiet screwed up.
Schwarzwald101 11-05-2003 09:01 PM
Things like this make baby Jesus cry....



and my brain hurt....
Mike 11-05-2003 09:01 PM
Hot Robot Action is a...unique way of putting it...but I see your point.
But...Big O and Big Venus look really really like....like brother and...

You know what? I'm just gonna stop right there before I have to clean out my brain.
Schwarzwald 11-05-2003 09:02 PM
Well if they can...

they must be useing mac os.... that damned windows can't even kiss... they always push the other window comp away for commiting an illegal opertaion...
very self concious... and sometimes self absorbed with how great they tHINK they are...
Megadeus 11-05-2003 09:30 PM
quote:
Originally posted by ChaosX
Can you imagine two giant robots in a bed mating? I can. IT BURNS!!! Shocked


No, but I can HEAR it!!

Clang - Clang - Clang - clangclangclangclangclangclangclangclangclangclangclangclangclangclangclang
clang................CLANG........................CLANG....................
...........................CLANG

Big Grin Big Grin
Sixfortyfive 11-05-2003 09:37 PM
Haha... I've got the noise that Big-O makes when it's walking stuck in my head now.
Gummibear 11-05-2003 09:48 PM
My innocent little eyes! BURNING! *crys* Now give Big O a little more credit! I mean come on. Big Venus is just one scary megadeus I mean look at those teeth. Plus it looks like Gordon.Plus doesn't Big Venus' touch make everything disapear. Now that is a scary thought! But I do feel bad for her she's probably very lonely I mean all her loves have just vanished with her touch.
A Clockwork Tomato 11-05-2003 09:51 PM
quote:
Originally posted by GummiBear289
Plus doesn't Big Venus' touch make everything disapear. Now that is a scary thought! But I do feel bad for her she's probably very lonely I mean all her loves have just vanished with her touch.


Did the earth remove for you, too?
Chibi Dorothy 11-05-2003 09:59 PM
*laughs*

Big O & Dorothy 1 would have much better looking kids.
Lady Tesser 11-05-2003 10:12 PM
Didn't I write that in some scene thread???
Prince-Consort Tesser 11-05-2003 10:15 PM
BIG O: Hey ba-bee, wanna inflate my hydraulics?
BIG VENUS: Only if you lubricate my oilpan, Big Boy ...

[I won't post the other 37 lines. And you can't make me.]
Preventer Wind 11-05-2003 10:19 PM
no wonder big o has pistons and venus has a mouth that shoots lasers Big Grin makes a whole lotta sense now.
Name Of God 11-05-2003 10:19 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Schwarzwald
Well if they can...

they must be useing mac os.... that damned windows can't even kiss...


Maybe some day I'll feel her cold embrace and kiss her interface. Til then, I'll leave her alone.
Prince-Consort Tesser 11-05-2003 10:24 PM
The question is - are their I/O ports compatible? After all, if he's got a serial plug and her port's a USB, then there's not a lot of point unless they get an adaptor.

Does Radio Shack stock an adult section? Or would they special order from the factory?
Mega Dominus 11-05-2003 10:30 PM
THE HORROR!!! THE HORROR!!! Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

*Plucks out his VIRGIN eyes and stuffs them into his VIRGIN ears to prevent massive bleeding*

drip...

drip...

drip...
A Clockwork Tomato 11-05-2003 10:32 PM
In this drama, Roger plays a supporting role as "Mr. Sperm" and Angel as "Ms. Ovum."
Mega Dominus 11-05-2003 10:34 PM
quote:
Originally posted by A Clockwork Tomato
In this drama, Roger plays a supporting role as "Mr. Sperm" and Angel as "Ms. Ovum."


And R. Dorothy as "Ms. Spermicide" and Norman as "Mr. Trojan" or "Mr. Viagra", depending on your preference...