Big O + Big Venus = Hot Robot Action (WARNING! Immature content!)

I'd throw fresh tomato BOMBS.

tomoatoes are to good for you because that sound file is in my head and it wont come out


i say H bombs

Who dared revive this thread?! This one gave me nightmares for a whole week.

Well, anyway. I await someone (probably ACT) to start using the Kamasutra or something in this thread. That'd be the day...

Hey, I just thought of another purpose for Fau's tentacle lasers...

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Originally posted by JetBlack Hey, I just thought of another purpose for Fau's tentacle lasers...

MY MIND!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU MADE ME THINK OF!!!! AHHH!!!

This just happened to me:

I clicked the new post arrow, then turned to watch SG1 for a sec. I take a sip of tea, then turn back to my comp, and read this:

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[i]Hey, I just thought of another purpose for Fau's tentacle lasers...

Thank God I dropped my head, or else there'd be tea all over my iMac.

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Originally posted by JetBlack Hey, I just thought of another purpose for Fau's tentacle lasers...

Just when you thought Paradigm was safe (including this thread. It seemed kinda clean a few posts b4 this), this happens. Now I'm gonna have to go to counseling or something to get that out of my head. Good going!

Although, it was funny!!!

You people are VERY LUCKY I didn't start cleaning house on my webspace. I "ALMOST" started cleaning a few days ago but I saw this thread back up and, um, well, here we are AGAIN Arrgggg. Oh well....Carry On

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Crystalline - I can't believe I just read all 7 pages of this straight through... I think my brain is going to explode!

Just read all 10 pages straight through, booyah!


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So where is it????? You all know want it. No matter how much you despise the thought of it you keep talking about it. Where is the Big O Porn? Personally I'm all for actual adult material but it doesn't even have to be, there are the mp3's of the megadei lovin that are just funny, also the very very short pieces of romantic dialogue between the megadueses. Pornography doesn't have to be all bad, check out this site that lists humorous, non human porn that includes lego porn, plastic army man porn, telephone sex and hard drive porn. Sorrowfully the furniture porn site which is what got me into alternative pornographic entertainment seems to be down, the Charlie's Angel's group lesbian chair porn pics were really a site to see.

robot porn, hmm, interesting. I can see it now. Lot's of clanging. Instead of 'Full Metal Panic'..."Full Metal Nudity" heh. no.

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Clang.

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Originally posted by noTomato robot porn, hmm, interesting.

I resent this. It's not porn, it's love! Don't you hormone-crazed readers have a romantic bone in your body?

No, from your reaction to the phrase "romantic bone," I see that you do not. [Sigh.]

I'm hurt. Hurt and very, very disappointed.

Maybe I can console myself by writing another piece of robot love poetry. A heart-warming limerick, perhaps...

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Originally posted by A Clockwork Tomato quote: Originally posted by noTomato robot porn, hmm, interesting. I resent this. It's not porn, it's love! Don't you hormone-crazed readers have a romantic bone in your body? No, from your reaction to the phrase "romantic bone," I see that you do not. [Sigh.] I'm hurt. Hurt and very, very disappointed. Maybe I can console myself by writing another piece of robot love poetry. A heart-warming limerick, perhaps...

I doubt this was what you had in mind, but this is what I think of an ideal date between Big O and Big Venus's.

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Big Venus, basking in the glow of her latest conquest, now reaped the fruits of his labor. “Faster! harder!” she demanded.

Big O continued on, laboring, pushing, and pulling! He rammed and jerked! The pain was negligible compared with the thought of satisfying Big Venus.

“My God! You're doing it! You're doing it!” the feminine Megadeus cried.

“There it goes!!!” Big O screamed.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!” Big O and Big Venus shouted to together.

Big O shoved down Paradigm Corporation headquarters with shear strength and determination.

“My hero!” Big Venus cried as Big O flexed his arms.

“How about we crush Alex Rosewater’s mansion?” Big O inquired with a gleam in his eye.

“You sure know how to show a gal a great time!”

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Originally posted by C.R Foxhound thats just sad

Sad, yet satisfying. Tvperez, you're still the king of innuendo!

Pygmalion

Just when we thought it was safe to think he had given up innuendo - now it involved the robots, too!

What would you specifically call someone into giant robot mating?

I mean like someone into getting it on in a animal costume is a fervert, someone who likes their mate to be deceased is a necrophiliac, etc etc etc.

I guess we can call it a mechofile...

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Originally posted by Piano Black I guess we can call it a mechofile...

No, that's what they use to shape their fingernails.

And let's all remember that protection is very important! Rust kills!

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Originally posted by Bonnie Frasier What would you specifically call someone into giant robot mating?

A pretty disturbed individual.

But, for this purpose, might I sugest the term robophiliac?

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Originally posted by Lady Tesser Just when we thought it was safe to think he had given up innuendo - now it involved the robots, too!

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Originally posted by Pygmalion Sad, yet satisfying. Tvperez, you're still the king of innuendo!

I renounced my thrown, what else do you want? Don't ask me to give up my dirty mind. It's like asking me to stop breathing, or give up my obsession with Dorothy. It's not going to happen.

God, you still are the King of Innuendo, even if you no longer have your throne.

BTW, congrats on 1000 posts, even though it wasn't in here. I suppose when you get the ability to have a custom title, you should make your title "King of Innuendo"

Definitely. Evan is going to do forum awards and I think we should do a special category just for Tony.

That one almost made my head explode!