Big O + Big Venus = Hot Robot Action (WARNING! Immature content!)

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Originally posted by Wienberg quote: Originally posted by Volt Yeah, now I'm gonna have nightmares. @_@ Why must this thread be revived?! *Wraps blindfold around eyes again and walks off cliff into a lava pit infested with mutant blue whales with six foot long razor sharp teeth* Blue whales don't have teeth. And, they don't eat meat. *Goes back to insanity* *pictures the H.R.A.* *thinks about the children* Poor kids. They don't know what they're getting into!

Mutant blue whales, my friend. *Loud CHOMP is heard*
*2 weeks later* Ungh... *Body washes up on shore* Huh!? What!!!!??? I'm alive? But that mutant blue whale infested lava pit had a guarantee! Why!? WHY!? *Collapses on ground*
Hey, what if it was Big Fau + Big Venus? Maybe each loop it chooses a different mate? Looks like Big Fau was sad it didn't choose him, so that's why Big Venus gave him a little consoling pat on the shoulder! Umm... maybe the result would be the burning Paradigm City in the flashback? What if... Big Duo Inferno + Big Venus? Oh my GOD! *Whacks head with pan with thumb tacks glued on*

Hey, baby, let's not get uptight about this. Hot Robot Action is part of nature's way. It's groovy. Let the robot vibes flow through you and fill your soul with its finely machined, mass-produced, heat-treated karma. Make robot love, not robot war!

Peace and Love,
Moon Rainbow Peace Lovemonkey Skye Tomato

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no comment. *shakes head in disgust*

Oh dear. Next thing you know you guys will be stating

Big O + Big Venus = Dorothy I and II

(Well you know, the original concept sketches for Angel and Dorothy were awfully similar. )

ducks flying objects

You guys are far to sensitive about this. I think robot sex is kinda cute

If the Griffon is their love child, then it must still be a baby, cause it's a whole helluva lot smaller than both of em.

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Originally posted by s-girl Big O + Big Venus = Dorothy I and II

Woah, that makes all kinds of sense.......

.........The Big O getting a Big O...........


That would be somthing I DEFINATLEY would not want to hear.


P.S

It seems Alan Gabriel is no stranger to Robo-Sex....

P.P.S

I'm sorry....

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Originally posted by zopwx2 It seems Alan Gabriel is no stranger to Robo-Sex....

What a sissy! A REAL cyborg would clean his gun that way AFTER he'd fired it.

Name of God - Old school ELO. Sweet!

Could this be what really caused the people of Paradigm to lose their memories???? Riddle solved.

taaudoloran

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Originally posted by taaudoloran Name of God - Old school ELO. Sweet! Could this be what really caused the people of Paradigm to lose their memories???? Riddle solved. taaudoloran

Well, if you saw it happen firsthand, would you want to remember it? I know I wouldn't.

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A while ago, before I joined the forum, Volt wrote: Hey, what if it was Big Fau + Big Venus? Maybe each loop it chooses a different mate? Looks like Big Fau was sad it didn't choose him, so that's why Big Venus gave him a little consoling pat on the shoulder!

Well, this time around, Big Fau was only half the robot he used to be...



Narsham

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Originally posted by A Clockwork Tomato quote: Originally posted by zopwx2 It seems Alan Gabriel is no stranger to Robo-Sex.... What a sissy! A REAL cyborg would clean his gun that way AFTER he'd fired it.

This thread is getting really wierd really fast.

Venus & O in the act:

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Hot Robot Action....

Krang n Shredder must be shaking thier heads in utter pity and dismay....


but anyway...

Would Big O need a robot version of Viagra from time to time?

i mean, he is seemingly over 40 years old

Big O: What! what'chu talking bout, i still got it! C'mere woman!!

*grabs Big Venus, slings her over his shoulder and dissappears into the ground*

Big Venus: He's so cute when his manhood is insulted

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Originally posted by C.R Foxhound Hot Robot Action.... Krang n Shredder must be shaking thier heads in utter pity and dismay.... but anyway... Would Big O need a robot version of Viagra from time to time? i mean, he is seemingly over 40 years old Big O: What! what'chu talking bout, i still got it! C'mere woman!! *grabs Big Venus, slings her over his shoulder and dissappears into the ground* Big Venus: He's so cute when his manhood is insulted

I believe on oil change and a tune up from time to time and perhaps a new battery from time to time would do the same thing without the weird side effects.

Oh no. I just had a very disturbing thought related to this. The real reason that Big O has the anchor chains as part of its weaponry. Take a wild guess.

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Originally posted by Wingnut [Oh no. I just had a very disturbing thought related to this. The real reason that Big O has the anchor chains as part of its weaponry. Take a wild guess.

"Did the earth move for you, too? Then let me just tie you down with these hip anchors...."

My robot love is quite a gal.
She's sixty meters tall.
And when she took a shine to me
It hardly hurt at all.

For when her laser eyes met mine
I punched her in the head.
My hip anchors and hers entwined
As all the humans fled.

Today we live in robot bliss
Amid the ruins of town.
The blast effect when robots kiss
Keeps population down.

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Originally posted by A Clockwork Tomato My robot love is quite a gal. She's sixty meters tall. And when she took a shine to me It hardly hurt at all. For when her laser eyes met mine I punched her in the head. My hip anchors and hers entwined As all the humans fled. Today we live in robot bliss Amid the ruins of town. The blast effect when robots kiss Keeps population down.

Give new meaning to the phrases S & M and the phrase BOOM-Shaka-Laka...

When I mean S & M, I mean

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Sex and Machinery

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OK, I'm going to hell for saying it... but...

steerable "hip anchors"+ hot robot action = robot tentacle hentai?

*own eyes start bleeding*

i hate me sometimes.

Some threads should not be read in one sitting. This is one of them. However, I ROFLMAO, and then this thought ocured to me:
Where would Big O keep his, um, er equipment? Maybe the Final Attack, but it just fell off, so, ouch........
*gives up trying to type with a straight jacket on*

Whee...