Big O + Big Venus = Hot Robot Action (WARNING! Immature content!)

(USB? I think they are old-school serial.)

The question is are they both DTE, DCE or one of each? How many stop bits? And how is handshaking handled?

Pygmalion

BIG VENUS: I'm sorry, darling, but it can't work out! I'm modem, you're broadband!
BIG O: You mean ...
BIG VENUS: Yes ... by the time I'm just completing my dial-up protocols, you've finished downloading! *SOB!*

This is...just...no.

Funny, yes. But terribly, terribly wrong...

Think of the children!

Yes, the children! The children of Big O and Big Venus ...

Who's got diaper duty? ^_^

HEAR THE "ACTION"!!

Mating Call

**EDIT: My first attempt at a "Sound" clip/spoiler

Of course, Big O and Big Venus engage in safe sex.

It just takes some pretty damned big safes.

*scowls*
BAD Megadeus! BAD BAD Megadeus! *points* Go stand in the corner!

quote:

Originally posted by Prince-Consort Tesser *scowls* BAD Megadeus! BAD BAD Megadeus! *points* Go stand in the corner!

*wimper wimper wimper*

Looks back for a possible glimmer of hope (gets whacked with a newspaper) *wimper wimper wimper*

Attention: I, The Big-O, would never engage in robot intercourse with the Big-Venus. All propaganda and rumors about me and Big-Venus are completly false. We (the city of Paradigm) are out right now looking for the violator that started this rumor about me and the Big-Venus. Furthermore I find the Big-Venus unattractive and a bit on the chuncky side. Anybody that continues this conversation will be stipped naked and whiped during the Heavens Day parade. Thnak you for listening to the official truth.

*listens to clip*

AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Bad mental image!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY EARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*rips off ears and eyes, throws them into the pits of hell and sends a nuke in after it, and closes the gate of hell.

what's this we have here Megadeus.....

*listens to clip*

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man, what a mental image! damn, u need to make more crazy sound clips Megadeus!

quote:

Originally posted by Megadeus quote: Originally posted by ChaosX Can you imagine two giant robots in a bed mating? I can. IT BURNS!!! No, but I can HEAR it!! Clang - Clang - Clang - clangclangclangclangclangclangclangclangclangclangclangclangclangclangclang clang................CLANG........................CLANG.................... ...........................CLANG

that was funny as hell! i'm laughing so hard i can't think straight!

quote:

Originally posted by Lady Tesser Didn't I write that in some scene thread???

I remember you wrote one of them getting together.
Big O and Dorothy 1 were dancing, or maybe not dancing but they were outside in the street together, Dorothy and Roger were on the balcony and then they saw the... uh hot robot action commence and it was joked that they learned it from them.

once again, I have that old funk song "love machine" rtuniing through my twisted mind.

See, I'm tellin ya it's all another queen song reference.
(a user rating of 10 for anyone who can get that joke)

*listens to clip*
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OH GOD SOMEONE CLEANSE MY MIND!!!!!!

Queen reference?
HAHAHAH!!!!
Wait, you did mean Fat Bottomed Girls, right?

*listens*

........*awkward silence*................

is there a whale in the backround?

Queen song: is it 'Innuendo'???

*just listened to clip*

Y'know, that sound is just creepy, all told.

Sounds like Big O got winded half way through. Well, as long a Big Venus wasn't disappointed.

You guys got some funny stuff going on...hahaha... ; LOL

but yeah, think about the children lol