Big O + Big Venus = Hot Robot Action (WARNING! Immature content!)

*walks into thread, only to turn around and leave again*

Crazy mo-fos...

yes i agree, i have no idea what the person that made this thread was thinkiing lol

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Originally posted by DOA SOBF yes i agree, i have no idea what the person that made this thread was thinkiing lol

Well, then, maybe I should draw some pictures.

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Originally posted by A Clockwork Tomato quote: Originally posted by DOA SOBF yes i agree, i have no idea what the person that made this thread was thinkiing lol Well, then, maybe I should draw some pictures.

Falcon 7 already did.

this thread is too weird


PREPARE THE MISSLES

why are you people talking about robot porn?

*MISSLES LAUNCH AT PARADIGHM*

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Originally posted by R.Jesse why are you people talking about robot porn?

Actually, we weren't. It's not a bad idea, though.

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Originally posted by A Clockwork Tomato quote: Originally posted by R.Jesse why are you people talking about robot porn? Actually, we weren't. It's not a bad idea, though.

*insert cheesy porn intro here*

So I wonder what Big O and Big Venus should buy each other for Heaven's Day?

Big Venus is especially hard to buy gifts for. What do you buy a girl who can create everything?

I think the simple, homemade gifts are the best. Nothing says lovin' like a big platter of, say, tomato soup cake.

Pygmalion

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Originally posted by A Clockwork Tomato So I wonder what Big O and Big Venus should buy each other for Heaven's Day? Big Venus is especially hard to buy gifts for. What do you buy a girl who can create everything?

For the girl who can create everything Dork suggests thoughtful personally made coupon books.

Examples:

This coupon is good for one romantic dinner for two
This coupon is good for one wax and buff
This coupon is good for one intimate lube job

And so on and so forth.


muchlove
-dork

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Originally posted by Dork This coupon is good for one intimate lube job

I bow before your superior innuendo.

* mind comes up to periscope depth in the gutter*

oh good. i thought the depravity around here had abated, glad to see that i'm not alone.

so, after the wax and buff anf the lube job, i guess the next cupon would have to be for a tune up? or perhaps big venus could offer big o a complete valve job?

*submerging again and running silent*

Is it just me, or does the fact that Roger and Big O have killed off a whole junkyard full of Wayneright girls make their relationship with Dorothy more than a little bit kinky?

I mean, they killed Dorothy 1, and R-D, and Glinda, and that android in Wayneright manor (okay, the last one was Angel's doing). That's a lot of dead Wayneright women, don't you think?

And Dorothy still sticks to "Roger the Bluebeard" like glue.

Isn't because that they were all being used by someone else and they don't have a will of their of own? Dorothy stills o a deep to Roger since act 2.

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Originally posted by Advinius so, after the wax and buff anf the lube job, i guess the next cupon would have to be for a tune up? or perhaps big venus could offer big o a complete valve job? *submerging again and running silent*

Whoa. @_@

Nice.

Maybe Dorothy's saving all her anger over Roger killing off her sisters for when she really really wants something.

Roger: Dorothy! You cannot use my office as an art studio
Dorothy: I wouldn't need to express my anger through paint if you hadn't killed my sister
Roger: @_@ ::backs slowly out of the room and shuts the door behind him::
Dorothy: ::glaring at the door:: I need new pastels
::a checkbook is slid under the door::
Dorothy:: ::thruming her fingers together:: Yes, I think this is going to work quite nicely

'You killed my sister' is the best argument stopper there is. What counter argument can you make? It's absolutely airtight.


muchlove
-dork

edit: 2000th post Yay!
::waves little flag::

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Originally posted by Dork quote: Originally posted by Advinius so, after the wax and buff anf the lube job, i guess the next cupon would have to be for a tune up? or perhaps big venus could offer big o a complete valve job? *submerging again and running silent* Whoa. @_@ Nice. Maybe Dorothy's saving all her anger over Roger killing off her sisters for when she really really wants something. Roger: Dorothy! You cannot use my office as an art studio Dorothy: I wouldn't need to express my anger through paint if you hadn't killed my sister Roger: @_@ ::backs slowly out of the room and shuts the door behind him:: Dorothy: ::glaring at the door:: I need new pastels ::a checkbook is slid under the door:: Dorothy:: ::thruming her fingers together:: Yes, I think this is going to work quite nicely 'You killed my sister' is the best argument stopper there is. What counter argument can you make? It's absolutely airtight. muchlove -dork edit: 2000th post Yay! ::waves little flag::

But you could also argue that Dorothy 1 was trying to murder and sexually harrass the Big-O.

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Originally posted by sauruder But you could also argue that Dorothy 1 was trying to murder and sexually harrass the Big-O.

You mean she had an Alan-complex?

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Originally posted by A Clockwork Tomato Is it just me, or does the fact that Roger and Big O have killed off a whole junkyard full of Wayneright girls make their relationship with Dorothy more than a little bit kinky? I mean, they killed Dorothy 1, and R-D, and Glinda, and that android in Wayneright manor (okay, the last one was Angel's doing). That's a lot of dead Wayneright women, don't you think? And Dorothy still sticks to "Roger the Bluebeard" like glue.

Does he have a better way to prove his love? Um... well... yes, he does.

But, um, Dorothy must just love lousy men... period.

BabyGhia

PS. Congrats on the 2,000th post, Dork.

Big O strikes me as the love em' and leave em' type. I mean, he gives Dorothy 1 a serious pistoning and then just walks off right there. And when she comes back he barely gives her the time of day.

Not to mention the way he thundered Glinda without so much as a word afterwards.

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Originally posted by sauruder [quote]Originally posted by Dork But you could also argue that Dorothy 1 was trying to murder and sexually harrass the Big-O.

Mmmmmmmmmm...... tentacles.