Big O + Big Venus = Hot Robot Action (WARNING! Immature content!)

Wingnut 04-06-2004 10:49 PM
quote:
Originally posted by A Clockwork Tomato
There was this weird chick Dorothy One
Who had an odd concept of fun.
She'd tie you with rope,
Then close in for a grope
And brand you if you tried to run.

Perhaps her younger sister should try this technique on Roger. Big Grin
Dude Love 04-06-2004 10:51 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Wingnut
quote:
Originally posted by A Clockwork Tomato
There was this weird chick Dorothy One
Who had an odd concept of fun.
She'd tie you with rope,
Then close in for a grope
And brand you if you tried to run.

Perhaps her younger sister should try this technique on Roger. Big Grin


Would the Brand be "Louse" then?

BTW, It's always great to see this thread re-re-re-re-resurrected.
C.R Foxhound 04-07-2004 10:36 AM
Dorothy would "brand" you by punching your lights out

Hurt me baby, hurt me...Drooling Drooling Drooling

<_<
>_>

*leaves*
A Clockwork Tomato 05-22-2004 08:45 AM
I think we've been looking at the end of Act 26 all wrong.

Everything vanishes because Big Venus and Big O have eyes only for each other, and the rest fades from their consciousness. We see this too, because the Bigs are telepathic with their Dominuses.

The world goes to white when the robots merge not because anything in particular happened to the WORLD, but because something would happen to Adult Swim if they violated the show's PG rating.

Roger and Dorothy are teleported into the control room with Angel just before the two Megadeuses "merge" because, well, ... you figure it out.

They cut the part where Big O lights a telephone-pole sized cigarette from the smoking ruins of the city and shares it wtih Big Venus (and where Angel shares one of her cigarettes wtih Roger and Dorothy.)

The earth only moved for them. There was no Reset.

See? Perfectly consistent with the known facts.
Zola 05-22-2004 10:17 AM
quote:
Originally posted by A Clockwork Tomato
They cut the part where Big O lights a telephone-pole sized cigarette from the smoking ruins of the city and shares it wtih Big Venus (and where Angel shares one of her cigarettes wtih Roger and Dorothy.)

The earth only moved for them. There was no Reset.

See? Perfectly consistent with the known facts.


Best. Explanation. Ever.

ROTFL!
Wingnut 05-22-2004 10:19 AM
quote:
Originally posted by A Clockwork Tomato
I think we've been looking at the end of Act 26 all wrong.

Everything vanishes because Big Venus and Big O have eyes only for each other, and the rest fades from their consciousness. We see this too, because the Bigs are telepathic with their Megadeuses.

The world goes to white when the robots merge not because anything in particular happened to the WORLD, but because something would happen to Adult Swim if they violated the show's PG rating.

Roger and Dorothy are teleported into the control room with Angel just before the two Megadeuses "merge" because, well, ... you figure it out.

They cut the part where Big O lights a telephone-pole sized cigarette from the smoking ruins of the city and shares it wtih Big Venus (and where Angel shares one of her cigarettes wtih Roger and Dorothy.)

The earth only moved for them. There was no Reset.

See? Perfectly consistent with the known facts.

Well oddly enough, that makes sence, although we can still see Roger standing on Big O when they merge. What's up with that?
Tabris-kun 05-22-2004 01:53 PM
To the author of this post: WHAT THE @#$% MADE YOU THINK MEGADEUSES HAVE REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Confused Confused Confused Confused Confused Confused Confused Confused Confused Confused Confused
A Clockwork Tomato 05-22-2004 04:50 PM
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Originally posted by Inferno82890
To the author of this post: WHAT THE @#$% MADE YOU THINK MEGADEUSES HAVE REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Confused Confused Confused Confused Confused Confused Confused Confused Confused Confused Confused


Did I mention reproduction? I was talking about sex! The two are only vaguely related, even in humans. In the case of robots, I figure that sex acts and the process of building additional robots are entirely separate -- although if I'm wrong, things might be VERY interesting for the assembly line workers!
Dude Love 05-22-2004 05:05 PM
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Originally posted by A Clockwork Tomato
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Originally posted by Inferno82890
To the author of this post: WHAT THE @#$% MADE YOU THINK MEGADEUSES HAVE REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Confused Confused Confused Confused Confused Confused Confused Confused Confused Confused Confused


Did I mention reproduction? I was talking about sex! The two are only vaguely related, even in humans. In the case of robots, I figure that sex acts and the process of building additional robots are entirely separate -- although if I'm wrong, things might be VERY interesting for the assembly line workers!


ACT, I think Big Venus wants to have your children. Tongue

Good show, I say. Keep up the good work.
R and D 05-23-2004 08:35 PM
this thread is like a misquito not wanting to go away. Wink Roll Eyes
Say ACT, what would u call Big Venus and your childern?
A Clockwork Tomato 05-23-2004 08:41 PM
quote:
Originally posted by R and D
this thread is like a misquito not wanting to go away. Wink Roll Eyes
Say ACT, what would u call Big Venus and your childern?


I wasn't planning on having any children by Big Venus. I think our interfaces are incompatible.
Mr. Saturn 05-25-2004 07:42 PM
quote:
Originally posted by A Clockwork Tomato
quote:
Originally posted by R and D
this thread is like a misquito not wanting to go away. Wink Roll Eyes
Say ACT, what would u call Big Venus and your childern?


I wasn't planning on having any children by Big Venus. I think our interfaces are incompatible.


Haha, aint it the truth. And theres nothing wrong with it just being sex, they're both grown up robots that made a mutual decision. So what Big O wanted to get him some chicka womp womp, he was lonely, SOMETIMES A GUY GETS LONELY!!!!! O_x#

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*stretches his arms out* Yeah, I think its about time I started hitting the dusty trail...*slowly starts walking away*
A Clockwork Tomato 07-15-2004 07:47 PM
We all know what Big O and Big Venus were doing together during those last few seconds of Act 26. The censors put a big ball of light to keep us from seeing the details, but we know what was happening!

But I just now realized that all this explains the domes! The domes are Big Venus' eggs!

What to they hatch into, do you suppose?
Zola 07-15-2004 07:52 PM
quote:
Originally posted by A Clockwork Tomato
We all know what Big O and Big Venus were doing together during those last few seconds of Act 26. The censors put a big ball of light to keep us from seeing the details, but we know what was happening!

But I just now realized that all this explains the domes! The domes are Big Venus' eggs!

What to they hatch into, do you suppose?


Baby megadeuses?
Pygmalion 07-15-2004 08:20 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Zola
quote:
Originally posted by A Clockwork Tomato
We all know what Big O and Big Venus were doing together during those last few seconds of Act 26. The censors put a big ball of light to keep us from seeing the details, but we know what was happening!

But I just now realized that all this explains the domes! The domes are Big Venus' eggs!

What to they hatch into, do you suppose?


Baby megadeuses?

Yeah. The larval stage looks remarkably like people.

Pygmalion
Tony Waynewrong 07-15-2004 08:21 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Zola
quote:
Originally posted by A Clockwork Tomato
We all know what Big O and Big Venus were doing together during those last few seconds of Act 26. The censors put a big ball of light to keep us from seeing the details, but we know what was happening!

But I just now realized that all this explains the domes! The domes are Big Venus' eggs!

What to they hatch into, do you suppose?


Baby megadeuses?


I thought they were androids. Smile
X Prime 07-15-2004 08:39 PM
....*Extracts ACT's brain through odd telepathic surgery, replaces it with a slightly less dirty one while keeping ACT's brain in storage to threaten the world with later*

So Paradigm elite are living inside of eggs... Makes some sense actually, heh.
Dork 07-16-2004 01:32 PM
quote:
Originally posted by A Clockwork Tomato
I think we've been looking at the end of Act 26 all wrong.

Everything vanishes because Big Venus and Big O have eyes only for each other, and the rest fades from their consciousness. We see this too, because the Bigs are telepathic with their Dominuses.

The world goes to white when the robots merge not because anything in particular happened to the WORLD, but because something would happen to Adult Swim if they violated the show's PG rating.

Roger and Dorothy are teleported into the control room with Angel just before the two Megadeuses "merge" because, well, ... you figure it out.

They cut the part where Big O lights a telephone-pole sized cigarette from the smoking ruins of the city and shares it wtih Big Venus (and where Angel shares one of her cigarettes wtih Roger and Dorothy.)

The earth only moved for them. There was no Reset.

See? Perfectly consistent with the known facts.


Oh my god. .. it's tracts. It's makes perfect sense.


Poor Dorothy's going to need therapy. Witnessing something like that is one thing, but being telepathically linked to them while they do it is a whole 'nother story.

WHOO 1200th post!!!

50 more and I can get my costum thingy-ma-bob. Yea! ^_^
A Clockwork Tomato 10-03-2004 11:36 PM
I suppose that also means that Gordon Rosewater is the world's biggest matchmaker, since he had to DRAG Angel to where Big Venus was, and also had to tell Roger to (nudge, nudge, wink, wink) "negotiate" with the Director.
Zola 10-04-2004 01:08 AM
quote:
Originally posted by A Clockwork Tomato
I suppose that also means that Gordon Rosewater is the world's biggest matchmaker, since he had to DRAG Angel to where Big Venus was, and also had to tell Roger to (nudge, nudge, wink, wink) "negotiate" with the Director.


Does that mean Gordon is guilty of... procurement?


*Zola walks off whistling "I'm Just a Gigolo" loudly enough for Roger to hear*