[Fan Fiction] The book of why

THE BOOK OF WHY:Big-o edition
Why roger hates rainbow
Roger: WHAT THE-- DOROTHY!!! did you dye my suits RAINBOW again?
Dorothy: uh....Nope!!!
Roger: I hate rainbow!!!
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Why angel had her wings plucked
Angel: OMG! that woman looks so old!
Dorothy: (thinking)that girl needs to shut up!!
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Why Big-O never summoned after a humiliating joke
Roger: you wanna fight? well you got one!BIG-O -- SHOWTIME!!!!
Big-O: ooooooh nooooooo, i'm not gettin' up after you said there's a
giant sasquach on the loose & ruining the city! Turns out this was a joke!!! Shame on you roger smith!You're really are a louse!!!
Roger: Big-O--Big-O!!!!!WHY WON'T YOU GET UP?
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Why vera hated the city
Vera: That stupid alex,those domes make the city look hideous!!
(dials on her cell phone)Hello unoin, release the electric eel!!!
mwhahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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why alan gabriel shouldn't have the columbian coffee anymore
Alan: Spank me!!! i'm the boooooogey man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alex: ...............
angel:.............
dorothy:.........
roger: (dials on his cell phone)Hello paradigm mental institute........
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Why angel shouldn't grow old
Angel: GRAY HAIR?NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
roger, I can't believe it!! this is worse than norman tried to hit on me!
no wait, worse than vera tried to hit on me!!
Roger: angel, could you hold on a sec? (drives to nearby cliff)
Roger: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Angel:..............
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Why dorothy should'nt open the door on halloween
Kids: TRICK-OR-TR--AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHZOMBIE GIRL!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
dorothy: I get this every minute!XO
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Why dorothy& roger shouldn't fall in love
Dorothy: oh roger,you're so @!#$@% hot!!!
roger: um.... dorothy? you ok?
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and that's the book of why!!!!!!

Why does Dorothy always refer to Roger as a louse?
Because she's too much of a lady to call him an a** hole.


Why does Dorothy call Roger a louse?
Because she's too much of a gentilewoman to call him a s*hmuck.