Quotes You'll NEVER Hear in Big O

We all have our favorite Big O quotes, but what about the quotes we'll never hear?

Vera: My accent is fake - I'm really from Peachtree, Georgia.

Roger: I love you, Dorothy. (Break his arm, he still won't say it.)

Dorothy: I'm really sick of your dithering, Roger. I'm going home to mother.

Angel: Sorry, Roger, I like women.

Dastun: Wait a minute - what's this vein doing on my forehead?!

Norman: Master Roger, you're a moron.

Norman: Roger, I am your father.

Roger: Alex, as a meglomaniac, you are wholly incompetent. This is how it's done. Yeehaw! (fires chromebuster and takes out all domes.)

Alex: With great power comes great responsibility.

Angel: I just wanted to get married and have a dozen kids....

Dorothy: (thinks) That's my line, Blondie!

Vera: Why can't we all just get along?

Dastun: But I was just following orders.

Beck: The work is more important than any individual artist.

Schwarzwald: Maybe I was wrong....


Pygmalion (up 'way too early this morning)

Norman: Y'all gots some chawin' terbakky Ah kin borry?

Roger [singing]: 'I feel pretty, oh so pretty ...'

Alex: I have found Jesus! Hallelujah!

Angel: My god, kids today dress like complete sluts! How about a little modesty, girls?!

Dorothy: OHMIGOD it's like Tom Welling from 'Smallville' he is like SOOO hot! EEEEE!!

Vera: A proper young lady should be quiet, humble, and reserved.

Dastun: MUA-HA-HA-HA!! My Master Plan is set in motion! Soon I shall ... RULE THE WORLD!!

Beck: You should always give back to the community.

Schwarzwald [singing]: 'OH! Cheeseburger in Paradise!/ Heaven on Earth with an onion slice ...'

Norman: What do you want, Roger? Breakfast, you say? No thanks, I already ate.

Roger: Dorothy, I just wanted to ask you... Do you think Angel and I would make a cute couple?

Alex: I believe that Democracy is a great idea. People should be able to run their own government.

Angel: Roger. You and Dorothy would make a great couple.

Dorothy: Roger, does this dress make me look fat?

Vera: Eine Land! Einee Folk! Eine Führer!

Dastun: I would look hot in Dredlocks.

Beck: Dastun would look hot in Dredlocks!

Schwarzwald: When I take these bandages off, I will be a beautiful butterfly! A beautiful butterfly.

Alan: Oh great! I put on another 3 ounces! I am fat! No!!!

LOLOLOLOL, Name of God, I salute you!

Roger: Alfred, what are we having for dinner tonight?
Norman: Master Roger, we're having a steak...Wait a second, did you just call me ALFRED????
Roger: No, no, you...must be getting old...You know I...
Norman: Master Roger, I put up with your drinking, I put up with your "lady friends", I even keep the Big O working after you trash it time and time again, but THIS IS THE LAST STRAW!!!
*Norman pulls out his big machine gun and aims it at Roger's head*
Norman:Now, Roger Smith, if you call me Alfred EVER AGAIN, it won't be robot spiders I shoot, GOT IT????

Angel: I'm a naturall blonde

Roger: Anyone wanna go skinny dipping.

Dorothy: Roger, does black make me look fat?

Daustun: One of theses day's I'm going to run away and start a new life, marry and stettle down with my wife Cookie.

Dorothy: Norman, would you pick up some Midol when you go to the store?

Roger: Which jacket goes better with these slacks, the navy one or the beige one?

Norman: Guns are eeeevil!

Angel: You know, I think Roger's really just shy around women. What you ought to do, Dorothy, is put on something black and slinky and meet him at the door and....

Dastun: Do you know how much that stupid megadeus of yours is costing the city budget?

Schwarzwald: There are many truths.

Alex: Can't we just...get along?

Roger: Quick to the Roger Mobile!
Roger: To the moon Dorothy, to the moon!
Roger: Oh Dorie I'm home. Where little Roggie!!!
Dorothy: WAHHHHHHHHHH!!! Oh Roggie!!!

ahh this

Big o- if he says anything, i'll faint!

norman- it's ur turn to do the dishes dorothy. i'm goin fishing.

angel- i am the domiuce of glinda! mwua ha ha ha! !

vera: i am thomas jefferson!

alen: would u like to come over for a tea party?

alex: i shall promise tax cuts and megadeuces for everyone!

dorothy: will u have u-know-what with me?

roger: will u marry me dorothy?

beck: ahh gweeeen hair and gweeeeen clothes make me look hot!

the outcomes of them happening:

big o never talks

norman will never go fishing

angel never learns to pilot glinda

vera does not become a thomas jefferson and instead becomes a dictator

alen smashes tea cups in everyone's faces and then kills everyone

alex becomes a liar and never promises megadeuces to the people

dorothy? well uh dorothy? umm JESUS CHRIST WHAT IN THE HELL WAS I THINKIN?!

roger needs to summin up that courage cause he'll faint if he asked her. !

beck would go naked if he were to wear a green suit. i can imagine what would he say,
"god damn it! i will not wear a gweeeeeen suit. i'll die butt-naked before i wear the suit from hell!"

ahh we all can dream now can we?

Dorthy: Roger...I...

Roger: Yes, darling? What is it, i'm here for you!

Dorothy: ....I...
Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner!
That is what I truly want to be!
And if I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner!
Everyone would be in love with me!.....

Roger: What a sexy beat, I love it!
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Alex:
I'm an average Joe, with an average job, with an average family, and average kids! But sometimes I get bored of this. Sometimes I want to have some fun!
I'm an Asshole. I'm an Asshole! I'm an Asshole-io-io!
A-S-S-H-O-L-E!
A-S-S-H-O-L-E!
I'm an Asshole, and i'm proud of it!!

lol!
ahh schwarzy how could i forget u?

schwarzy: weeeeeeeeee! i'm so insane that i'll...i'll...i'll...infact i'm soo insane that i don't know what the hell i do!

Alan Gabriel: Somebody spank me! I've been a bad boogey man, yes I have! *gabriel laugh*

Schwarzwald: Freinds, dear friends, sit down! Drinks are on me! So what do you guys think about the whole Iraq thing. I have mixed feelings about it myself. I mean, its good that we took Sadaam out of power, but what they're saying now is that he never had any weapons of mass destruction in the first place. Perhaps Bush just wanted oil, who knows. Whaddya' think about the Governator, HAHAHAH! I really should become a news reporter so I can investigate all this cool stuff!

Gordon: I love carrots
Roger: Why dont I just love... both of you
Schwarzwald: Lets be friends Roger Smith!

Schwarzwald: hey roger... how about a round of dnd?

Dorothy: roger smith... get out of my house...

Roger Smith: Your a real louse dorothy...

Norman: There is a giant robot in west dome number 5... (in an irish accent)

Alex: This has been... a real happy birthday alen...

Angel: I am attracted to you Alex rosewater...

Beck: Hey alex... wanna go to the starbucks?
Alex: which one?
Beck: the good one...
Alex: the one at the corner?
Beck: yeah that it!
Alex: sure!.... but im only buying my stuff...

Schwarzwald: There was a lap dog had a big and Roger was his name-o!
R-O-G-E-R! R-O-G-E-R! R-O-G-E-R and Roger was his name-o!

Roger: I am one of those... cucumbers...

Dorothy: Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore!

Norman: *drinking Red Bull and signing up at Paradigm City Forums* Hey! I got a glowstick!

Dastun: Bad boys, bad boys, watcha gonna do... Watcha gonna do when they come for you....

(I'm sorry! I have shamed the characers of Big O!! *cries in corner*)

Schwarzwald: WEE!!! I'M A FLYING MEGADEUS!!!!! ( )

Alex: lets all be friends....

Roger: I wear blue! Da be di ba be di!

(act 21) *big o puts hands on Fau* Big O- "Can we be friends?"......0_o...

Vera: Down with the Union!

Alex: Praise ze Union!

Schwarzwald: i don't care about the truth of memories!

quote:

Originally posted by Redd Schwarzwald: There was a lap dog had a big and Roger was his name-o! R-O-G-E-R! R-O-G-E-R! R-O-G-E-R and Roger was his name-o! Roger: I am one of those... cucumbers... Dorothy: Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore! Norman: *drinking Red Bull and signing up at Paradigm City Forums* Hey! I got a glowstick! Dastun: Bad boys, bad boys, watcha gonna do... Watcha gonna do when they come for you.... (I'm sorry! I have shamed the characers of Big O!! *cries in corner*)

haha... really like those song ones...

Alex Rosewater: BLAST! AGian i lose at solitare.... ill make them pay...

Dastun: Can i have a raise?

Norman: can i have a raise?

Roger: Can you say no?

Dorothy: Roger... Why do you have a broom wearing you glasses in the closet?

Hahah those are seriously to funny! especially the one done by the name of God! that was great! Bravo!
Norman: Thats it roger i'm taking over! Big O action!
Alex: Other than the fact that your my sister um.. wanna help me pilot my own PRIVET mega deuce!
Alan: O i forgot my prozac
Vera: do i look like a dike?
Big O: *Thinks* I wonder if i have a........
angel: these aren't fake roger just feel!!!!!
Roger: I feel like a woman today
lol i hope you enjoyed mine!