Quotes You'll NEVER Hear in Big O

Haha....you'll get this if you've seen The Ring...


Roger: -hears phone ringing and picks it up-

Dorothy: -whispering- 7 days.....

Roger:

Schwartzwald:Michel Scebach has disapeared from this world!!!, go and tell that to your masters!!!.... also tell them that I want my retirment check!!

(Big Duo slowly flying towards the superdome's light)
Big Duo:buzzzzzz,
Light:"zapp!"


Note:for those who did'nt understand the last joke it was Big Duo acting like a fly and the superdome light was a bug zapper.

Dorthy in Megaman costume with her arm cannon pointing at Alex)--Dorthy:Wily, I won't let you get away this time

(Alex on the ground shakeing):wha...what did I do!!?

Roger:"sigh"...I see Becks been messing with Dorthys memorys again.

lol,both of those are funny zee7

ahh more crap from me

Dorothy: MOON POWER! (from sailor moon for those who forgot)

Roger: Big O fly swatter piston punch, NOW!
Big O:
Roger: come on! big duo is gonna shoot us down with nuclear missles!
Big O: Cast in the name of God, Ye is Weird.

Norman: Come on alfred! who's gonna be Roger's butler?!
alfred: I AM! I'LL ARM WRESTLE U FOR THE POSITION!
*Norman pulls out machine gun and shoots alfred*
Norman: u didn't say machine guns were allowed in the arm wrestle match.
alfred: .....

Big O: Roger missles FIRE!
*shoots Roger from the chromebuster helment*
Roger: I'M BLASTING OFF AGAIN! HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLP!
Dastun: geez Roger it's just a parachute contest, not the end of the world.

(when they run out of names for the acts): Act 27, I can't believe its not butter

(Dorthy speaking like the terminator):I'll be back

(Daustun gets a wig to hide that bald spot...3 seconds later big Venus resets time)

(Daustun after big Venus just reset time):I could have sworn I had hair 3 sec. ago

Alen:I'm really michel Jackson


Note:in the last joke I don't mean to offend any of the michel Jackson fans

quote:

Originally posted by zee7 Note:in the last joke I don't mean to offend any of the michel Jackson fans

Don't worry, she doesn't read this forum.

quote:

Originally posted by Lady Tesser Dorothy (answering phone): Hello? ... Roger (whispering): Who is it? Dorothy (hand over phone): It's your mother. She wants to know if we're married yet or still living in sin. Roger: *groan* You take care of her. Dorothy (into phone): Mrs. Smith, Roger and I are having a baby. Roger: R. DOROTHY WAYNERIGHT! Dorothy (hangs up): She had heart failure. Evidently, she didn't believe you were straight. Roger:

Wow, that's the best one yet Lady Tesser!!

Here's another one from me:


Roger: *standing on top of piano* I'm too sexy for my eyebrows, too sexy for me eyebrows...
Dorothy: What have I done to deserve this...

EDIT: 300th post!

Wow, some of the more obvious ones have been forgotten!
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Norman: Yes, mother dear...

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Roger (interviewing Norman to be his butler): Have you had any experiance in jobs such as this?

Norman: I once owned a hotel...

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Norman (holding his machine gun): SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!

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For those who don't get it, the first 2 are spinoffs of the movie Psycho, and the third one is a spinoff of the old TV show Scareface

Norman: Dorothy, would you be so kind as to go and get us some more machine oil?
We're really getting quite low."

Dorothy: "Yes, Norman.
But be sure to give me enough money to buy the expensive kind with the GREEN label.
It makes me tipsy."

I love that song!

roger: Flash! AHHH! Savior of the Universe!
Dorothy: FLash AHHH! He'll save everyone of us!

Roger: Um ... Norman ... why are you wearing a pink bunny suit?

Gordon: All right, I'll reveal everything!

Nuttercyborg: ASL, dollgirl??
Sexydoll: Age: 5 years. Sex: only with my boyfriend. Location: my boyfriend's Megadeus.
Nuttercyborg: Pwned again ...

That guy who calls Roger's phone...

*ring ring*
Roger: Hello?
Phone guy: Is your refrigerator running?
Roger: Um.....let me check......Yes, it's running.
Phone guy: WELL YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT!!!

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Originally posted by GAT-X105 That guy who calls Roger's phone... *ring ring* Roger: Hello? Phone guy: Is your refrigerator running? Roger: Um.....let me check......Yes, it's running. Phone guy: WELL YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT!!!

thats hella funny

Big Venus: I'm you venus, I'm your fire, your desire

quote:

Originally posted by GAT-X105 That guy who calls Roger's phone... *ring ring* Roger: Hello? Phone guy: Is your refrigerator running? Roger: Um.....let me check......Yes, it's running. Phone guy: WELL YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT!!!

Lol GAT-X105.

*ring ring*

Dorothy: Hello
Phone Guy: Hi , have you thought about switching to Sprint lately?

*ding dong*
Norman: Hello, what is....Oh...Jehovah's Witnesses? Well, I'm sorry, but we don't accept any solicitors.
JH's: Sir, please, listen to...
Norman: I SAID, NO SOLICITORS! *pulls out grenade launcher*



*ring ring*
Phone guy: What's your favorite scary movie, Dorothy?

Edit: w00t! 1600th post!

Ring Ring!!

Phone guy: So, what are you wearing Dorothy?

Dorothy: Nice try Roger, I can see you at the payphone. And IF you step out I will shoot you...

*facefaults*

Good one, Mr. ?

*phone rings, Roger picks up*
Female Voice: Ooh, yes, Mr. Negotiator, I've been such a ... baaad client ... I need you to piston my -
Roger: R. DOROTHY! You're not allowed to watch 'The Jerky Boys' again!

Phone Guy: Do you have Sir Walter Wallen in a can?
Roger: Yeah, but not in a can. NORMAN GET THE PHONE ITS FOR YOU!!

It's a beautiful spring day.
The birds are singing sweetly.
Roger is dressed more sharply than he's ever been.
Dorothy is a sight to behold.
He takes her hand and looks into her big, dark eyes as those gathered around hold their collective breath.
Roger: "I do."

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Alex: (singing on his way to the office)
"It's aaaaaaaaaaaaa beauuuuuu-tiful day in the neighborhood,
A beautiful day for a neighbor,
Would you be mine?..."

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Norman: "Master Roger, you may kindly blow it out your a**."

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During one of The Union's secret meetings:

Vera Ronstadt: "Everyone in this town just needs to lighten up!"

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*Dorothy gently pushes Roger away and braces her forehead in her fingers*

Dorothy: "Not tonight.
I have a headache."

Norman: Master Roger, it's very hot today. May I have permission to take off my pants?