Quotes You'll NEVER Hear in Big O

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Originally posted by Redd (I dont have credit for the European-kawaii wuv bunny line. Someone else said that about Vera, but I forgot who, or where. If it's your line, just say. I don't want credit for it!)

Yep, that's Falcon7...

*Zola looks around nervously hoping people don't hold it against her*


The team Rocket one was perfect! Don't feel bad, I have it memorized too from all the times my son would watch it

Alan: [licks Luger] Mmmmm...tastes like chicken!

Alex: I bring such joy to the world because of my beautiful ass.

Enuff said.

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Originally posted by Redd quote: Originally posted by Mega Dominus Roger: BIG O, I choose you! *Pulls out Poke-ball with Big O sticker on it* Alex: Oh yeah, go, BIG FAU! *Also pulls out Poke-ball with Paradigm sticker on it* ... Roger: * from the shadows* Prepare for trouble... Dorothy: make it double... Beck: OH NO! It's Team Rocket!! *wearing little Ash-hat* *They come out of the shadows* Roger and Dorothy: To protect the world from devastation! To unite all peoples within our nation! To denounce the evils of truth and love! To extend our reach to the stars above! Dorothy: Dorothy. Roger: Roger. Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light! Surrender now or prepare to fight! Big O: Meowth, that's right! Beck: *faints*

God, that's funny. Big O saying "Meowth, that's right!" is just so hilarious. And Beck wearing an Ash hat! God, someone should draw that.

Alan: I think I'm just gonna kill humans now.

Alex: I was so lucky to be... your son... I mean, look at all this cash, baby! I love inheritance!

Schwarzwald: A Megadeus... uh... line? Oh, a Megadeus chooses its own fuel... huh? Oh... its own master. Right. A dawminuss... huh? Not how you pronounce it? Oh, dominus. Lessee, a true dominus seeks the... uh... dang... Holy Grail? What? Oh, truth. Um... this is not.. the... the... *Puts on reading glasses and takes script and magnifying glass out* kass... k... c...cayyyy...sss... case... w-with... you. What? Exclamation? Okay. This is not the--! *Sees Alan already engulfed by wires* Oops. Can we retake that scene?
Director: *Slaps face as a spare Alan wearing a pimp-hat and lipstick running down his face comes on stage*

Roger: Enough negotiating! Agree to my terms or my big-ass robot will step on you!

DOROTHY [to ALEX]: You lied, you swindled, and you even set one of my sister androids to kill people, and I shrugged it off. But your robots shot up my piano, you son of a bitch, and now you're gonna DIE!!!!

Vera: Allz your baze, are being to uz!

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Originally posted by A Clockwork Tomato DOROTHY [to ALEX]: You lied, you swindled, and you even set one of my sister androids to kill people, and I shrugged it off. But your robots shot up my piano, you son of a bitch, and now you're gonna DIE!!!!

A girl can only take so much huh?

Humm....these are horribly lame. Oh well, just try to grin and bear it.


Beck (in a cutsie, cuddly voice): Kitties are fwuffyful. :3

Beck (singing to one of his henchmen): I hope your smiling face is with me until the day I fall into eternal sleep....

Roger: Dorothy. You suck.

Dorothy: Screw this damn world. I'm leaving, Roger.

Dorothy (to Roger): Roses are red, voilets are blue. I'm taking a shower so I don't smell like you.
Roger:

Roger: I LIKE COWS, TOO!!! THEY GO MOO LIKE ME!! SEE?! MOOOOO!!! :B

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Originally posted by Wingnut quote: Originally posted by A Clockwork Tomato DOROTHY [to ALEX]: You lied, you swindled, and you even set one of my sister androids to kill people, and I shrugged it off. But your robots shot up my piano, you son of a bitch, and now you're gonna DIE!!!! A girl can only take so much huh?

Apparently so.

Roger and cows ... OMG, that was hilarious!

(And the shower taking one ... dirty mind went into something COMPLETELY inappropriate ... )

Hee-hee - Kitties are fwuffyful!

Alex: I know a way to make you betray your precious negotiator, Miss Wayneright.
Dorothy: There is nothing that will make me betray Roger.
Roger (sweatdrop): Ah ... Dorothy ... now's not the time -
Alex (smirking): Twelve thousand anatomically correct androids of Roger Smith made of chocolate.
Dorothy: .... (holds up gun) Say good-bye, Crow Boy!

alex:

PEACE ON EARTH AND GOODWILL TO MEN AND ROBOTS!

nuff said

Rodger says to Dorthy while they're in Big O: Sorry about my finger. I was aiming for a button.

Rodger drunk: She's in the distillery making Johnnie Walker Red.

Norman: My name is Norman, and I'm here to sing! Sing! SING!

Rodger to Dorthy: You know, you've really got the build for that shapeless black dress.

ROGER: Norman, go out and buy me a couple of Hawaiian shirts.

DOROTHY (to EUGENE): Is that hair part of you, or vice versa?

GORDON: Have a seat, Roger, and I'll explain everything.

BIG O (to ROGER): CAST IN THE NAME OF GOD ... YE GUILTY ... HA! HAD YOU GOING THERE FOR A SECOND!

SCHWARZWALD: And that's why I use Curad, the "ouchless" bandage.

ROGER: (quoting Ogden Nash):
The problem with a kitten is THAT
Eventually it becomes a gigantic monster that runs amok in the city and kills everybody.

ALEX: Who put the "kick me" sign on Big Fau?

ROGER: Norman, get rid of this damned hearse and buy me something sporty.

ANGEL: At last, the memories I've been searching for! And they cover exactly what I need -- fashion sense!

DOROTHY: You're a mammal, Roger Smith.

WAYNERIGHT: Okay, that takes care of my lost daughter. Now on to project "Fantasy Mistress"! And an artificial heart, or I won't survive the first night...

Roger aka Agent 645-I want ze Andriod in ze ninja zuit ja? und ze blonde with ze big strudels

Dorothy: Oh yeah, baby-baby, get down with your funky bad self!

Alex Rosewater: I admit it! I'm really a genetically-engineered mouse in a robot suit engaged in a plan to conquer the world!
Alan Gabriel: NARF!

Entire surviving cast of characters:

"Memories?!
We don't NEED no stinkin' memories!"

alan gabriel:

spoiler (highlight to read):

damn it ive altered my body so much that i've forgot to include a penis.

Norman: make your own dinner, im watching as the world turns...

dorothy: i wonder if i can cook toast where my memory cd goes..

schwarzwald: never get in a fight with a razor.

alex rosewater: where's a career counselor when you need one.

gordon rosewater: i can hear the tomatoes talking can you?

vera: mein fuhrer.

big o: roger holds my joysticks too rough, i get chaffing every time he fights.

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Originally posted by Preventer Wind dorothy: i wonder if i can cook toast where my memory cd goes..

Dorothy: Here, Roger, put your coffee here (sounds of hairband sliding)

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Originally posted by Prince-Consort Tesser Alex Rosewater: I admit it! I'm really a genetically-engineered mouse in a robot suit engaged in a plan to conquer the world! Alan Gabriel: NARF!

BWAH!