Quotes You'll NEVER Hear in Big O

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Originally posted by BigOZ If Megas XLR and Big O mixed up Roger:Chicks dig giant robots Dorothy:You louse. Jamie:BIG O! ACTION! Coop:You've been watching to many cartoons Jamie:Wheres Norman? Coop:Norman who? Jamie:My butler?

Jamie: ::looking around sheilding his eyes with his hand:: Come to think of it what happened to my hot little android girlfriend?
Coop:

*At a restaurant...*

*Waitress walks up to Roger and Angel*

Roger: Bet babe, slide a piece a da porter, drink si' run th' java.
<Subtitle: I would like the steak please.>

Angel: Lookie here, I can dig grease and butter on some draggin' fruit garden.
<Subtitle: I'll have the fish.>

Waitress:


...Please tell me someone got that.

Angel: *sings*

I'm a blond bimbo girl
In a fantasy world......



Dorothy, dreamily: I'll be Dorothy, Big O will be Tin Woodman, Roger's the Cowardly Lion... Who'll be Scarecrow? Hmmm... Hey, Shwartzy!

Schwarzwald:I wouldnt be so crispy if I only had a brain..

Heheheh, 'ello all. Don't mind how much these suck...well, I tried.

Scene- somewhere outside the domes.
Beck: well, Crow-boy! I've finally done it! Prepare to face the awesome power of...BECK THE GREAT RX4! Beckasaurus!
*giant robot Tyrannosaurus with a head shaped like Beck's old hairstyle smashes through a tree*
T-Bone: WomBeck!
*giant robotic Wombat whose face looks like Beck's crashes through the ground*
Dove: Golden Becktriever!
*giant Robot shaped like a Golden Retriever with Beck's afro crashes through a building*
Roger: *in Big-O's cockpit* hey, I've got one. foot in your @$$.
*Big-O stomps on all three mechas before they combine*

~~~
scene- the holding bay/warehouse where Big Fau is kept.
Angel: yeah, go ahead and try to pilot that thing without any memories.
Alex: *turns head and looks at Angel as he's getting into the cockpit* I don't NEED no memories to know how to rock!

~~~
Scene- Act 15, Big-O goes to fight Glinda.
Roger: ACTION!
Big-O's View screen: ....
Roger: *sweatdrop* err, I said...ACTION!!
View screen: ....do you know how long it's been since I've had any "action"?_
Roger: Big-O, what do you mean!? This is no time for head games!
View screen: She's a hot Megadeus, I'm a godly Megadeus...what's not to understand?_
Roger: what are you talking about?! I'm taking over, NOW!
View screen: I'm sorry Roger, I can't let you do that
*wires shoot from behind the chair and strap Roger in*
Roger: BIG-O!!!
View screen: Cast in the name of God...don't wait up_
*Big-O's cockpit opens and ejects Roger, chair and all. Big-O then turns to face Glinda*
View screen: It's Showtime_

That Aqua Teens reference is SO going in my signature.

Oh, cool. I'm honored.

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Originally posted by sauruder ~~~ Scene- Act 15, Big-O goes to fight Glinda. Roger: ACTION! Big-O's View screen: .... Roger: *sweatdrop* err, I said...ACTION!! View screen: ....do you know how long it's been since I've had any "action"?_ Roger: Big-O, what do you mean!? This is no time for head games! View screen: She's a hot Megadeus, I'm a godly Megadeus...what's not to understand?_ Roger: what are you talking about?! I'm taking over, NOW! View screen: I'm sorry Roger, I can't let you do that *wires shoot from behind the chair and strap Roger in* Roger: BIG-O!!! View screen: Cast in the name of God...don't wait up_ *Big-O's cockpit opens and ejects Roger, chair and all. Big-O then turns to face Glinda* View screen: It's Showtime_

We have a thread for things like this... (Remembers Hot robot action thread from long ago.)

Ah, the hot robot action thread. I think that one deserves to be brought back to life. If nothing else, we have a lot of newbies now, we need to show them just how crazy we are.

*Roger and Dorothy pull up through the drive through at McDonalds.*
Roger: ahhh yes i'll have a Big O size fries, hamburger, and soda pop.
Dorothy: What about me?
Roger: Oh and can i get a Big Tub Of Oil please?
Dorothy:

Alan: To this world I am invisble.

Alex: Alan shut up you get to kill people.

Alan: i AM a clown.
Alex: didn't you notice already?

McDonalds Worker over speaker-thingy: May I take your order?

Alan: Yeah, I'll take a tub of lard.

Rest of Cast: O.O

Alan: WHAT?!

Roger: "Uh Norman can you send Big O to..."

Norman: "Master Roger I regret to inform you that you have not give me a raise. There fore I will not send you Big O."
*CLICK*

Roger: "Grrr NORMAN! BRING IN THE TOILET PAPER! NOW!!"

Alan: "Come here my Sneaky Kitty..."
Pero: "Meow?"
RD: *cries* "NO NOT PERRO!"

Angel: Why are you holding back?

Roger: What do you mean by that? I was expecting a kiss, not some kind of Spanish Inquistion.

*Alan, Alex, and Vera all leap into view, dressed in cardinal robes*

Alex: NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!

*Norman sings*: hi ho hi ho it's off to butler school i go *whistles* hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho....
Roger: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SINGING NORMAN?!
Norman: our butler school athem.
Dorothy: can you teach me how to play it norman?
Roger: BY ALL MEANS NO!

Shwartzwald: *sings* Walk like an Egyptian...

Gordon: Come to think of it, I'm allergic to tomatoes.

*falls dead*

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Originally posted by The Big Finale Angel: Why are you holding back? Roger: What do you mean by that? I was expecting a kiss, not some kind of Spanish Inquistion. *Alan, Alex, and Vera all leap into view, dressed in cardinal robes* Alex: NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!

BWHAHAHA!! SCORE!! NOw thats funny!!! ^_^"""

Mine:

Dastun: What the heck?! Thats a mobile suit..ITS A GUNDAM!! ...ahh dran wrong show... *sweat drop*

Schwarzwald: *wandering through the Coney Island desert* Okay...at this point I'll take a convenient lie...

Alan: That sneaky kitty stole the feather off my pimping hat!

Instro: And now, ladies and gentlemen, a piece by AC/DC.