Quotes You'll NEVER Hear in Big O

Oh, Tony, a delayed tremor from the innuendo thread? *tosses waterproof workboot at him as well*

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Originally posted by Lady Tesser Oh, Tony, a delayed tremor from the innuendo thread? *tosses waterproof workboot at him as well*

Hey, I don't write innuendoes anymore. ** giggling ** This was more of a hiccup. Despite the fact that the Cheap Innuendoes thread is dead and buried, my ability to tell tasteless and raunchy humor is still as vibrant and despicable as ever.

Jim Perry: *drunk* Ooooooh, I'm dizzy. *hiccup*
Monty Hall: I told you don't drink that Beer.
Roger Smith: *drunk* ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Monty Hall: NOT YOU TOO.
Jim Perry: *drunk* Hey, If you find any *hiccups 4 times* beer laying around, *hiccups 2 times* they're mine.
Roger Smith: *drunk* Same as Jim Perry's.
Monty Hall:

** Roger walks out of the elevator and into the living room. Dorothy notices he's drunk, so she goes to assist him to his room. **

Dorothy: Drunk again, Mr. Negotiator.
Roger: ** Starts laughing ** Hey, Dorothy. Angel told me this funny joke, do you want to hear it?
Dorothy: No.
Roger: ** Ignores her ** What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Dorothy: ** rolls her eyes ** I don't know.
Roger: You rolling down the stairs! ** Laughs ** Come on, laugh with me.
Dorothy: ** pretends to laugh **
Roger: You see, I told you it was funny.
Dorothy: I wasn't laughing at your joke. I was laughing another joke.
Roger: Tell me.
Dorothy: Are you sure?
Roger: Yes, I'd like to hear it.
Dorothy: What did the five fingers say to the face?
Roger: ** Bewildered ** I don't know.
Dorothy: SLAP!!! ** Slaps him ** Be sure to share my joke with Angel.

Yes, I borrowed Dorothy's joke from Dave Chappelle.

one day at MP HQ, the day was to stressful for dastun and his paperwork. Roger was sipping his cup of coffee

Dastun: I can't do this paperwork no more! ARRRRRRGH!
Roger: r u okay Dastun?
Dastun: Roger, Lets do Beck's shoe-clap dance!
Roger: *sighs*

Dorothy:
"Roger...which do you think I should wear as I slink around The Bank, tonight - my new Victoria's Secret teddy with the ruffles, or the sleepshirt that says I am waaaaaaay HOTTER than your Chromebuster, buddy."

Roger:

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Originally posted by YZEtc Dorothy: "Roger...which do you think I should wear as I slink around The Bank, tonight - my new Victoria's Secret teddy with the ruffles, or the sleepshirt that says I am waaaaaaay HOTTER than your Chromebuster, buddy." Roger:

Doesn't matter, either one would be removed too quickly to be noticed for any signifigant length of time.

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Originally posted by YZEtc Dorothy: "Roger...which do you think I should wear as I slink around The Bank, tonight - my new Victoria's Secret teddy with the ruffles, or the sleepshirt that says I am waaaaaaay HOTTER than your Chromebuster, buddy." Roger:

Good grief, are you trying to send Tony to an early grave? Tisk tisk. . .

No need to worry.
This is, after all, the Quotes You'll NEVER Hear in Big O thread.

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Originally posted by Dork quote: Originally posted by YZEtc Dorothy: "Roger...which do you think I should wear as I slink around The Bank, tonight - my new Victoria's Secret teddy with the ruffles, or the sleepshirt that says I am waaaaaaay HOTTER than your Chromebuster, buddy." Roger: Good grief, are you trying to send Tony to an early grave? Tisk tisk. . .

Geez, you under estimate the psychotic powers of the Tony. I mean, the mental visual of Dorothy wearing a black ruffled teddy. Swaying her hips slightly. Showing a slight smirk as she stares seductively. What effect does it have on....

** Grabs his chest as he starts to hyperventilate. **

I has not effect on...

** Passes out **

ROGER: Where were you all day?

DOROTHY: At the shop. It was time for my annual checkup.

ROGER: What's that around your neck?

DOROTHY: An air freshener.

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Originally posted by Tony quote: Originally posted by Dork quote: Originally posted by YZEtc Dorothy: "Roger...which do you think I should wear as I slink around The Bank, tonight - my new Victoria's Secret teddy with the ruffles, or the sleepshirt that says I am waaaaaaay HOTTER than your Chromebuster, buddy." Roger: Good grief, are you trying to send Tony to an early grave? Tisk tisk. . . Geez, you under estimate the psychotic powers of the Tony. I mean, the mental visual of Dorothy wearing a black ruffled teddy. Swaying her hips slightly. Showing a slight smirk as she stares seductively. What effect does it have on.... ** Grabs his chest as he starts to hyperventilate. ** I has not effect on... ** Passes out **

CLEAR!!!!!

*zaps Tony*

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Originally posted by C.R Foxhound quote: Originally posted by Tony quote: Originally posted by Dork quote: Originally posted by YZEtc Dorothy: "Roger...which do you think I should wear as I slink around The Bank, tonight - my new Victoria's Secret teddy with the ruffles, or the sleepshirt that says I am waaaaaaay HOTTER than your Chromebuster, buddy." Roger: Good grief, are you trying to send Tony to an early grave? Tisk tisk. . . Geez, you under estimate the psychotic powers of the Tony. I mean, the mental visual of Dorothy wearing a black ruffled teddy. Swaying her hips slightly. Showing a slight smirk as she stares seductively. What effect does it have on.... ** Grabs his chest as he starts to hyperventilate. ** I has not effect on... ** Passes out ** CLEAR!!!!! *zaps Tony*

Tony: ::opens one eye::
Dork: ::holding defibrillator:: Gee, I wonder if it was the mental image of Dorothy in lingerie or the knowledge that she'd only dress like that for Roger Smith and the awful-?
Orderly: Flatline!
Dork: Oh God! Clear! *zap*

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Dork sez Tony: ::opens one eye:: Dork: ::holding defibrillator:: Gee, I wonder if was the mental image of Dorothy in lingerie or the knowledge that she'd only dress like that for Roger Smith and the awful-? Orderly: Flatline! Dork: Oh God! Clear! *zap*

Yes, those unconcious patients know more of what's going on than you realize. Gotta be careful what you say.

Here, this will bring Tony around: "Nurse Vera, to the ER! Stat!"

Pygmalion

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Originally posted by Pygmalion quote: Dork sez Tony: ::opens one eye:: Dork: ::holding defibrillator:: Gee, I wonder if was the mental image of Dorothy in lingerie or the knowledge that she'd only dress like that for Roger Smith and the awful-? Orderly: Flatline! Dork: Oh God! Clear! *zap* Yes, those unconcious patients know more of what's going on than you realize. Gotta be careful what you say. Here, this will bring Tony around: "Nurse Vera, to the ER! Stat!" Pygmalion

That's right! Hoist the Tony piñata up! Prepare your bats! Let's see if there's candy in him!

On Topic:

Angel: ** Drunk ** Roger is so stupid! What does Dorothy got that I don't?
Beck: ** Drunk too and laughing. ** Well, you don't have to fight for the mirror with her every morning.
Angel: ** Angry ** Well, I have to look good for my man.
Beck: ** Ignoring her ** And, you can't wear this. ** Shows her a replica of the android control device. ** Once she puts it on, she'll be on you like Dastun on a glaze donut.

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Originally posted by Tony quote: Originally posted by Pygmalion quote: Dork sez Tony: ::opens one eye:: Dork: ::holding defibrillator:: Gee, I wonder if was the mental image of Dorothy in lingerie or the knowledge that she'd only dress like that for Roger Smith and the awful-? Orderly: Flatline! Dork: Oh God! Clear! *zap* Yes, those unconcious patients know more of what's going on than you realize. Gotta be careful what you say. Here, this will bring Tony around: "Nurse Vera, to the ER! Stat!" Pygmalion That's right! Hoist the Tony piñata up! Prepare your bats! Let's see if the there's candy in him! On Topic: Angel: ** Drunk ** Roger is so stupid! What does Dorothy got that I don't? Beck: ** Drunk too and laughing. ** Well, you don't have to fight for the mirror with her every morning. Angel: ** Angry ** Well, I have to look good for my man. Beck: ** Ignoring her ** And, you can't wear this. ** Shows her a replica of the android control device. ** Once she puts it on, she'll be on you like Dastun on a glaze donut.

I can see that Beck's 'Creatively Kill Roger Plan #23' is well on it's way to the testing phaze. Kudos!

On a side note. . . There's candy in you?! ::steples fingers:: In-teresting. . .

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Originally posted by Jonny Axehandle Roger: Dorothy, would you be interested in a threesome? Dorothy: Roger: It's with Norman Dorothy:

...ok! you are so wrong!

Here's a quote you'll never hear in Big O:

Dorothy: Oh, Ryo-Ohki. Can you help me find Tsukasa, Vash and the others? It's time we visit the spirit world.

Roger: Stuck-up bint.
Dorothy: Anal goit.
Norman: Shut your holes, you smegheads, I'm watching 'Red Dwarf'.
Roger and Dorothy: Bloody old git.

At a Paradigm restaurant after having dinner with Roger and Dastun

Angel: Dorothy, could I borrow your lipstick?