Quotes You'll NEVER Hear in Big O

1.)Roger]-Norman! I'm out of gel, look my eyebrows look
wacky.
2.)[Norman]- Master Roger do I get a dental plan for being so loyal all of these years?
3.)[Roger]-Norman please get my preparation H, my hemmoroids are acting up.

Roger: NORMAN, Look at my hair! Did It look liked a sayian to me?
Norman: Oh, my.
Roger: GIOVANNISTRUELOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Giovannistruelove: what is it, honey?
Roger: Did you did this my hair?
Giovannistruelove: NO! Skittles did it on purpose. I saw her. I'm NOT telling the truth.
Roger:

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Originally posted by Giovannistruelove Roger: NORMAN, Look at my hair! Did It look liked a sayian to me? Norman: Oh, my. Roger: GIOVANNISTRUELOVE!!!!!!!!!!!! Giovannistruelove: what is it, honey? Roger: Did you did this my hair? Giovannistruelove: NO! Skittles did it on purpose. I saw her. I'm NOT telling the truth. Roger:

Not bad, Giovannistruelove. However, I think this would go in the Mary-Sue Section.

I may as well revive this one... if only because this suddenly popped ino my head... sorry if this has been said before...

Schwarzwald: You want the truth?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!

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Originally posted by Rekkoha I may as well revive this one... if only because this suddenly popped ino my head... sorry if this has been said before... Schwarzwald: You want the truth?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!

So true.

This one just popped into my little brain:

SCHWARZWALD: The truth? The truth is, I'm not dead, I'm just very badly burned!

Roger: What's wrong Dorothy?
Dorothy: ** Weeping ** Roger, I'm late!
Roger: Oh my god, I going to be a father!
Dorothy: ** starts laughing ** Made you think!

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Originally posted by Tony Roger: What's wrong Dorothy? Dorothy: ** Weeping ** Roger, I'm late! Roger: Oh my god, I going to be a father! Dorothy: ** starts laughing ** Made you think!

Psych! Oh, Dorothy, what evil tactics you've learned hanging around that Tony fellow.

Pygmalion

Schwarzwald: Open up Open up little Roger!!! Or I'll huff ... and I'll Puff...
...

AND I'LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!

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Originally posted by Schwarzwald Schwarzwald: Open up Open up little Roger!!! Or I'll huff ... and I'll Puff... ... AND I'LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!

Should have been Megadus insted of "House"....funny non the less.....

Roger: LOVE AND PEACE! (that one came from Kat's avatar! I sware!)

Dorothy: "You keep staring at that blonde's hiney, Smith, and I'll tear your [CENSORED] off!"

Roger: "Dorothy! You're jealous!"

Dorothy: "That's right you [CENSORED]!" (SLAP!) "How dare you toy with a young girl's afections so!" (SLAP!) "You louse! I'M GOING HOME TO MOTHER!"

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Originally posted by Prince-Consort Tesser Dorothy: "You keep staring at that blonde's hiney, Smith, and I'll tear your [CENSORED] off!" Roger: "Dorothy! You're jealous!" Dorothy: "That's right you [CENSORED]!" (SLAP!) "How dare you toy with a young girl's afections so!" (SLAP!) "You louse! I'M GOING HOME TO MOTHER!"

That's a good one!

Alan: ** Smoking in bed, wearing a pink teddy ** Honey, you were such a tiger last night.
Alex: ** emerges from under the covers ** You bet your cyborg @$$! Now shut up and make me some breakfast.
Alan: Your wish is my command.

** Smiles then runs before Xel and Dork shows up **

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Originally posted by Tony Alan: ** Smoking in bed, wearing a pink teddy ** Honey, you were such a tiger last night. Alex: ** emerges from under the covers ** You bet your cyborg @$$! Now shut up and make me some breakfast. Alan: Your wish is my command. ** Smiles then runs before Xel and Dork shows up **

LMAO. That's just plain wrong. Although, picturing Alan in pink somehow isn't that hard for me . . .

Roger(as he is about to crush somebody with Big-O): Make 7....UP YOURS!!!

roger: "got your nose!"
Schwartzwald: "That's a damn lie, Alex took my nose years ago...still hasn't given the damn thing back either..."

Roger: Dorothy, would you be interested in a threesome?

Dorothy:

Roger: It's with Norman

Dorothy:

(Gordon explains something to Roger)
Roger: Oh. That made sense.

Roger: ** Smelling the milk from the carton ** Hey Dorothy, can you taste it to see it's fresh?
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Angel: ** Drunk ** You don't know what it's like sleeping with a smelly flat-foot.
Dorothy: ** Drunk, putting the bottle down. ** Have you every taken a drive through a forest while on top of the Gryphon's cab?
Angel: Wow, that's rough!
Dorothy: Yeah, and to make things worse, the closest thing I got close to that night was a branch that hit me in the face . ** Drops the bottle, which shatters on the floor. She gets up and starts towards the door.**
Angel: Why are you leaving so soon? Is it Little Bo-Peep time?
Dorothy: ** Cringes ** Don't worry, I won't be long. He only last 5 minutes.

Does everyone know what time it is?
It's boot throwing time!
*Throws boot at Tony*
The milk carton one is good though.

*throws Himmler's jackboot at Tony* Come on, Tony. Roger at least lasts ten minutes.