Quotes You'll NEVER Hear in Big O

Roger: let's split up gang! Dorothy, u come with me and Norman u go with Big O.
Dorothy:..... . Scooby Doo existed 100 years ago, Roger.

sad that i did such a scooby doo relation.

The Scene:
Act 12.
After his first encounter with Big Duo, Roger's deep in silent thought until Dorothy comes to tell him he has a telephone call...

*Roger picks up phone*

Angel: "I just thought I'd let you know where he is."

Roger: *brief pause*
"Seebach?"

Angel: *puffs on cigarette and exhales*
"No - not exactly: Schwartzwald."

Roger: *holds phone away and looks at it angrily*
"Hmmm? How do you know about that guy?!"

Angel: *pauses and smiles, slightly*
"I know about a lot of guys in the city."

Roger: "I have no problem believing that one."

Angel: *giggles softly*
"Why do you think that they call me a fallen angel, Mister Negotiator?"

Roger: (annoyed)
"Well, I've got something right here that you can fall on, Baby!"

*slams down phone*

....



Roger: *looks at dorothy.* theres somehting u need to know....
Dorothy: ...
Roger: i...... m ur brother.
Dorothy: thats new.



sry. i have star wars stuck in my head for life. lol. couldnt help it..... hahaha

Durring an attack on the city

Dastun: How many people wanna kick some ass?!

MP squad: We do! We do!
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Not quite quote but......

Roger: Big O! Show time!

::Big O rises from benight the city in a vacant lot and does only 10$ of property dammage.

ANGEL: This outfit is just too provacative. I'll go change into something more appropriate.

also...

ANGEL: Pink, pink, pink! I'm so sick of pink! I'm gonna steal some of Roger's clothes...

or...

DOROTHY: What's a girl have to do to get a little attention around here? [Riiiips of dress; underneath, she's wearing a Wonder Droid Babe outfit. She leaps the full length of the dining table] Negotiate this! [Kisses louse.]

Roger (in white lesure suit): Beck and I are hitting the disco... it's ladies night!

Dorothy: archetype was a sexy sexy megadeus. mmm... hot robot action...

Norman: (holding sign that reads: Roger smith unfair to servants! ON STRIKE)

Vera: I'm not really European. (accent changes) I'm from New Joisey.

Big O: *spontaniously goes into broadway-style tap dance number*

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Originally posted by A Clockwork Tomato ANGEL: Pink, pink, pink! I'm so sick of pink! I'm gonna steal some of Roger's clothes...

You know, that may not be too far from the truth... After all she does wear a lot more black in season 2 than pink. Mabye she is trying to cut back on the pink factor. And oddly enough Angel would look good in Roger's clothes, if they were her size that is.

quote:

Roger (in white lesure suit): Beck and I are hitting the disco... it's ladies night!

Big Fau (looking at damage from having Alex in him): Oops ... Did I do that??

Dorothy (singing into her hairbrush):
You make me feel ...
YOU make me feel ...
You make me feel like a na-tu-ral woman!
WOMAN!
Roger: Who is he? I'll kill him!

The Bigs singing "I'm a little teapot."
And doing the irish dance at the same time.

Roger: "I choose you, Pikachu...er I mean Big O!"

Alex: "Ouch! My thong's riding up!"

quote:

Originally posted by Prince-Consort Tesser Alex: "Ouch! My thong's riding up!"

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
The horror!
Lady T, I thought you banned him from posting this stuff. BTW I loved Roger's line in that last one of yours.

DOROTHY: Roger, I'm going on vacation for two weeks to the Android Spa. Angel will be filling in for me.

NORMAN: Master Roger, the oven has broken down, so I will be using Big O's eye lasers to cook dinner tonight.

DASTUN: Hey, Megadeus! You missed a building on the right! Go back and hit it a couple of times, will ya?

ALEX: Hmmm, you've got a good point there, Negotiator. Tell you what -- let's do it your way!

GORDON: I'm allergic to these damned tomatoes. Got any Cheese Whiz?

quote:

Originally posted by Advinius Roger (in white lesure suit): Beck and I are hitting the disco... it's ladies night!

I can just imagine what that would sound like.

quote:

Originally posted by Advinius Big O: *spontaniously goes into broadway-style tap dance number*

How 'bout all the Big's breaking out into a rendition of Riverdance?

Shall we go for smut ...

Beck (leaping into Roger's arms): Spank me, Big Daddy! I'm a bad widdle girl!

... or shock value ...

Roger: I can't help being a louse! I was raised in a cave by a guy in a bat suit who made me wear green and red tights and a yellow cape! The horror! The horror! *sob!*

... or simple silliness?

Norman: Yippee-skippy! My inflatable "Barney the Dinosaur" is here!

*shrug* Well, maybe I'll post later ...

this might be...... unapropiate...... so sry ppl if it is. sry!


Dorothy: hmm...... i think im pregnant.
Roger: *staring.* holy crap!

*Norman is going to the store in the Gryphon singing to the radio verrry loudly (Dorothy is riding shotgun)*

Norman - "I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, oh the bitch is back! Stone cold sober as a matter of fact, I can bitch, I can bitch, `cause I'm better than you! It's the way that I move, the things that I do! Oh oh oh..."

Dorothy - "......ooooookaaaaaay......"

quote:

Originally posted by ParadigmSubways Norman - "I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, oh the bitch is back! Stone cold sober as a matter of fact, I can bitch, I can bitch, `cause I'm better than you! It's the way that I move, the things that I do! Oh oh oh..."

Is he wearing Elton's costume as well? I can see him in platforms, oversized sunglasses and a rhinestoned top hat, yes I can...

Aaargh! My eyes burn!

Pygmalion

quote:

Originally posted by Mr.Grudge quote: Originally posted by Advinius Big O: *spontaniously goes into broadway-style tap dance number* How 'bout all the Big's breaking out into a rendition of Riverdance?

Now imagine the stupified look on Roger's, Schwarzwald's, and Alex's faces as theyt watch.
Beck: Yes! I'm a genius!

quote:

Originally posted by Pygmalion quote: Originally posted by ParadigmSubways Norman - "I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, oh the bitch is back! Stone cold sober as a matter of fact, I can bitch, I can bitch, `cause I'm better than you! It's the way that I move, the things that I do! Oh oh oh..." Is he wearing Elton's costume as well? I can see him in platforms, oversized sunglasses and a rhinestoned top hat, yes I can... Aaargh! My eyes burn! Pygmalion

LOL. Here ya go Pygmalion: