Quotes You'll NEVER Hear in Big O

quote:

a free flea collar anyone who can guess the song Not that I need the collar or anything but is it spoiler (highlight to read): GI Joe ?

I already named the song, and corrected the lyrics. You can have the collar if you want....

Roger: I'm tomato, he's tomato, she's tomato, we're tomatoes, wouldn't you like to be tomatoes too?

Pygmalion

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The scene:
Instro's crisis.
Roger stands at the open cockpit bay hatch of Big O talking with Instro in Constanze.

Roger:
"You are your father's legacy!
Are you listening to me?!"

*Instro rips arms out of Constanze's control panel*

Roger:
(wide-eyed)
"What are you freakin' doin', dude?!
Are you nuts?"

Instro:
*arms sparkling like Christmas tree*
"I shall never play the piano again."

Roger:
"Wow!
That musta' hurt."

Instro:
"Not really.
I'm feeling a little numb right now."

"Roger:
"Well, what are you going to do for a living now?"

Instro:
"Well...I, ahh...."

Roger:
"I know!
You could be a ventriloquist!"

Instro:
"D...do you really think so, Roger?"

Roger:
"Hell, yeah! You'd be a natural!
Your mouth doesn't move when you talk!
And you already own plenty of suits..."

Instro:
"But, where will I get a suitable dummy?"

*Dorothy appears with Instro's bow tie.
They each look at her with s**t-eating grins on their faces.
Dollar signs appear in their eyes*

Dorothy:
(to both of them)
"What?"

Schwarzwald-And i ran, i ran so far away...

i just ran...

i ran all night and day-

couldnt get away!!!!

*crashes into spotlight*





Norman escorts Datsun into living room

Datsun-Wheres Roger?

Datsun-Master Roger is ustairs with Ms. Dorothy

*from upstairs*

Roger-Geez Dorothy, look it at , it just hanging there all wrinklely

Dorothy-Well if you let me stroke it,i can starighten it out

Roger-You always stroke it too hard, you have to be gentle-no! stop it wait! youre doing it too hard!

Dorothy-You never complained before..

*Roger comes down the stairs straightening his tie, Dorothy follows behind him*

Roger: Thats because this is silk, its delicate and needs to be-

Norman/Datsun:

Roger-What are you guys staring at...

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Originally posted by C.R Foxhound Norman escorts Datsun into living room Datsun-Wheres Roger? Datsun-Master Roger is ustairs with Ms. Dorothy *from upstairs* Roger-Geez Dorothy, look it at , it just hanging there all wrinklely Dorothy-Well if you let me stroke it,i can starighten it out Roger-You always stroke it too hard, you have to be gentle-no! stop it wait! youre doing it too hard! Dorothy-You never complained before.. *Roger comes down the stairs straightening his tie, Dorothy follows behind him* Roger: Thats because this is silk, its delicate and needs to be- Norman/Datsun: Roger-What are you guys staring at...

Oh what dirty minds you all have.
We love it!

Beck: Kiss my shiny golden ***!!

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Originally posted by Unibasu Beck: Kiss my shiny golden ***!!

I don't know, add "Crow boy" to the end of that and have a 4th Megadeus battle between him and Roger and he just might say that for real. That is of course if the censors didn't edit that sort of thing out.

One of Dastun's subordinates:
(to Dastun)
"(I'll) shine your head for a buck."

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The scene:
Alex eating his breakfast.

*pours himself a big bowl of Sugar Frosted Core Memory Crunch cereal*

Alex Rosewater:
"Jumpin' Jehosaphat!"

*holds up toy prize from cereal*

"This is the last piece I need for Big Fau!"

ahhh don't we all do that? just eat the cereal for the prize? *sighs* money gone to waste.

Roger: How much money for the side of my house that's broken?
Construction Worker: 12 billion.
Roger: o_0 damn u then.
*pushes him off mansion*
Roger: NEXT!

Dorothy: Roger, your sister is on the phone.
Roger: Little Miss Perfect Roxanne? Tell her I'm not here - and throw a block of chocolate at her.
Dorothy: No, that's MY chocolate!
Roger: Her chocolate addiction is worse than yours! Don't cross her - just give her the chocolate!
Dorothy: Weenie. I'll tell my brother Dorian to play his guitar in your room tomorrow morning.
Roger: Hey, no fair! I covered for you two when he came over for that jam session last week and Roxy was 'On the Warpath'!
Dorothy: 'Period', Roger. It's okay to call it a 'Period'.
Roger: AAARRRGGH! *runs and hides*

Schwarzwald: No more books for me. Nope, just good ole TV from now on.
Beck: I think I'll shave my head, give up all my possesions, and become a Buddhist monk.
Alan: I feel so wrong, I shouldn't hurt people, and I wish I had my hand back...
Dorothy: Damn Angel looks fine.

The scene:
Roger is ticked-off at Dorothy for some reason and is fuming around The Mansion looking for her.

Roger:
"Dorothy?!
R. Dorothy Wayneright!..."

Dorothy:
*appears*

"Yes, Roger."

Roger:
"Dorothy!
How many times have I told you..."

Dorothy:
*looks down and then up*

(interrupting)
"Roger..."

Roger:
"Let me finish, first!
Now, I..."

Dorothy:
"But Roger..."

Roger:
"What?!"

Dorothy:
"You're flying low."

Roger:
"Huh?..."

*looks down*

zzzzZZZZIIIPPP!!!

scene:
roger's mansion where norman is cleaning house

*Norman sweeps floor with headphones on and Dorothy comes into picture of norman doing this*
Norman: Bring me tooooooo lifffffffeeeee......
*shows Norman acting like a rock'n'roll guitarist with broom. starts smashing broom all over place. breaks hour glass.*
Dorothy: that's the 15 hour glass u broke this week Norman.

Roger:
"Dorothy.
Run down to the store and pick me up another tube of hair gel.
I'm out, and I'm late for work."

*tosses her the keys to the Griffon*

Dorothy:
"You got it."

*heads toward door*

Roger:
"Just make sure that you quit doing brake stands at the traffic lights.
Those tires cost a fortune!"

Dorothy:
"You know how to take the fun right out of it, party pooper."

*moments later, viscious tire squealing heard*
*Roger runs to window, shaking fist*

Roger:
"Dorothy!
Ooooooo!..."

To Be Continued...

Gordon Rosewater to Alex: I love you, son.

Continued:

Roger paces the garage pensively while waiting for Dorothy's return.
In the distance, the Griffon is heard careening down the streets heading toward The Mansion with the tires howling in protest and the throttle pedal floored.
She flies into the bay while getting airborne off of the ramp leading into it, screeching to a halt in precisely the exact same spot that the car was parked in before she left.

*Roger heads over to the driver's side window*

Roger:
"Damn, it, Dorothy!
What did I tell you?"

*Dorothy clicks off radio and nonchalantly holds out the tube of hair gel*

Dorothy:
"It's really not my fault, Roger."

Roger:
"What do you mean?"

Dorothy:

*steps out of Griffon*

"I saw Dastun when I came out of the store.
He bet me twenty bucks that I couldn't make it back in two minutes.
Could you collect the money for me the next time that you see him?"

*Roger slams palm into forehead*

Alex Rosewater: I hate the PATRIOT Act*

Roger Smith: I want to persue a career as a monk, away from violenece and women

Jason Beck: this is such a nice prison cell

Angel: I believe in myself!

Gordon Rosewater: F*** these tomatoes, I'm goin' to Vegas!

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*for those of you who don't know, the PATRIOT Act is a document currently taking away freedoms from American citizens. You can read about it at lifeandliberty.gov, but be warned...it is a propaganda site designed to brainwash! *evil*

Dorothy: "Just shut up, Roger! Shut up and kiss me d*mnit!!!"

Roger: "I do."

Norman: "Sorry sir, Big O is in the shop. You will have to do without this time."

Gordon: Drink V8 or V8 splash!

Roger comes home after a rough day and sees Norman and Dorothy.

Roger:

*observes their black clothing*

"So.
Whose funeral are we going to?"