'stryder's Dreamtime (story circle)

A massive tower, cutting through the clouds, and rising up to empyrean...

The pierced sky began to bleed...as the clouds cried tears of rain.

Suddenly, a dark figure descended from empyrean, wielding in its right hand a massive halberd. Translucent wings beat the skies, causing the wind to scream in pain.

Herring Hood raisies his arm up, and the dark figure crouches in front of him, wings wrapping around its torso. The rain dileneated its figure, and its crimson eyes bore into the eyes of the heroes...

"Hiya GUYS!" Herring Hood said in a very stuffed up voice. "Whaddya want?"


"So this is the great Herring Hood?" link asked.

"Fool!" cried the wolf. "don't be decieved by his geeky and easy-going manner! He could be a dangerous enemy if underestimated. Encite his wrath, and there will be no end to the pain that will be brought upon you! You'll beg for an end to your life - which he would prolong just to spite you. Do you understand?"
Link stepped forward, approaching the dark figure, and said....

"Mr. Hood. Please help me to overthrow the corrupt Young Man and bring peace and order to this land."

"Uhhhhhhh....no! Hyuk Hyuk!" said Herring Hood

"Well there goes my plan." said the Wolf. "But I did have a back up plan in case this happened. You see first we have to..."

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Originally posted by 088nd "Mr. Hood. Please help me to overthrow the corrupt Young Man and bring peace and order to this land." "Uhhhhhhh....no! Hyuk Hyuk!" said Herring Hood "Well there goes my plan." said the Wolf. "But I did have a back up plan in case this happened. You see first we have to..."

But before the wolf could continue, the dark figure lept forward and thrust its halberd deep into the wolf's flesh. Lightning danced across the sky, as the dark figure quickly pulled the halberd out of the back of the wolf. The rain washed the blood off of the blade, and the dark figure turned to Link...

"Hey you geek!" said Link. "Why did you do that?"

The dark figure began to laugh uncontrollably.

Link: That voice...no..it couldn't be!

Dark Figure: Yes, little hero, it is I....THE YOUNG BOY!

Link: So you show your true form.....Why have you chosen to walk the path of darkness, WHY!?

The Young Boy: You really are just a fool, as I thought! You, little hero, are the only person in this pathetic world who stood a chance against me, but you're not even as strong as I expected, nor as smart. This whole quest of yours was just a ploy to lead you here. All the people and creatures you've met, myself included, have only been incanatations created by me. Now you stand before the true Young Boy, the same Young Boy who banished the Donkey Cloud with the power of the herring sword...HAHAHAHHA!!! Yes, the herring sword, it is very special indeed. It allowed me to see the truth, and realize how pathetic the inhabitants of this planet really are. They do not deserve to live, Link, and you are no exception. Prepare to die. After your assured death, there will be noone left on this planet who is able to stop me, and my reign will then begin! Ah, but before we start, allow me to introduce you to someone. Wolf, come hither!

Gleaming red eyes can be seen through the darkness, and slowly a dark figure emerges. As it walks closer, Link sees that it is a giant Cerberus. It barks ferociously. It is obvious that it lusts for blood.

Young Boy: Meet the real wolf, my lifelong companion! Now little hero, are you ready to meet your fate! You should feel honored to be slain by me!...............DIE...........

The hell hound lunged at Link, who was scarcely able to move out of the way. The beast quickly turned around and made another dash at the young warrior. Link, enraged at his betrayal, unsheathed his sword and prepared himself for the demon's strike....

Link held the sword up high, ready to strike. But suddenly, the sword began to shine brightly. It blinded the eyes of Young Man and Wolf. The sounds of Angels could be heard as the light of the blade shined beautifully.

"What is this? What's happening?" asked Link.

Then, the clouds in the sky broke, and an Angel came down from Heaven. It said to Link...

The Angel: OMG OMG OMG!!! Are you the real Link? From the legend of Zelda? OH MAN you kick so much ass! Still fighting evil, huh..come on tell me!*knudge knudge* Can I have your autograph, man? Sign my wings!

Link: Uhhh...sure..*signs wings*...but...

Angel: Aww, thanks man! You aRe tEh C00L! Wait till all the other angels see this, HAHAHAH!! I'll be the talk of heaven! Thanks again, Link! While i'm here, is there anything I can help you with?

"Yes" said Link. Turn my wolf friend back the way he was!"
"It shall be so, dude, cause you r0x so much!"

And Link's wolf friend turned back into his true form, but just then...

Young Man ate the angel in a giant cereal bowl...without milk.

"You evil Young Man, man!" said Link.

"Woof Woof," said the Wolf.

"Oh no now Wolf can't talk!"

Just then, when Link was weeping, Young Man made a funny face so funny, that...