'stryder's Dreamtime (story circle)
| 088nd |
10-08-2003 05:02 PM |
Struck down the Donkey CLoud. The people of the world rejoiced. And thus begins the story of the mystical Herring Sword...
| re-animate |
10-08-2003 11:47 PM |
la de da de da
7 years later after link escapes form the frozen crystal thingy he goes to see the grand elder know simply as "the young boy"
he steps into the herring hut in the middle of herring village in herring forest sourounded by the herring river. this all happens of course after he meets the hering people and the hedi knights.
the young boy the elder says "....
| dawnstrider |
10-09-2003 11:26 AM |
"What is it thou seeks, o wanderer of a distant land?"
Link, kneeling before "young man", says, "I have recently escaped from my crystal prison, only to see my land overrun by a horrible living plauge - a malevolent cloud of ill will and pestilence. I've heard of your exploits with the mystical herring bone sword, and how you used it to smite the evil Donkey Cloud that had been terrorizing this land. I came, wise elder, to beg use of the sword so that I may free my land of the plauge cloud."
"Young man", carefully looking over this strange visitor, stood and said....
You must bring me a shrubbery!
| 088nd |
10-09-2003 01:18 PM |
"But Shrubbery!?" Link said. "Where shall I find a piece of shrubbery?"
"You may find shrubbery to the far east of herring village in the land of the monkeys" It was obvious that the young boy did not want to reveal the location to Link. There something about link, though. The young boy thought to himself, "this Link has the makings of a great hero".
and thus link departed....
| dawnstrider |
10-09-2003 03:24 PM |
Link departed to the east, as "Young Man" insisted, insearch for the suggested shrubbery. Why is this necessary? he thought. Is this a test? For thirteen miles, he trekked, without a bush in sight, and his patience and spirit growing thinner with every pound of his foot. Just then...
| re-animate |
10-09-2003 04:50 PM |
the gost of roger the shrubber rose from the dark tombs of shrubery
roger proclaimed "Grettings brave adveturer to the lost lands of shrubbery, you may journy to the firery pits of shruberdom but be forwarned, the land has been overrun by....
THE KNIGHTS OF NICKEY WICKEY OM BA GA FIZZL WIZZLE BOOM BA GAdomizzywizzypoo NI!!!!!!!!!!"
and the ghost of roger dissapeared into the void
suddenly a mist fell acros the land as the sky grew back with forwarning clouds
| Mr. ? |
10-09-2003 04:59 PM |
Along their marry way, they met with a worm. "HALT" said the worm. They were all surpirsed, for none of them have heard a worm talk. "Where are you going" said the worm i na deep bellowing voice. "Wherever are legs carry us" said Roger before he started laughing. "Well I may be of some help, for I know EVERYTHING!" said the worm who knew everything. The Worm who knew everything joined the party as it countinued. . . .
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Originally posted by Mr. ?
Along their marry way, they met with a worm. "HALT" said the worm. They were all surpirsed, for none of them have heard a worm talk. "Where are you going" said the worm i na deep bellowing voice. "Wherever are legs carry us" said Roger before he started laughing. "Well I may be of some help, for I know EVERYTHING!" said the worm who knew everything. The Worm who knew everything joined the party as it countinued. . . . |
As they continued on, a wolf was seen sleeping on the ground.
"Excuse me Wolf", said Link, "Are you alright"? Suddenly the wolf popped up. "HEY BUB, GOT ANY CHANGE!!?" The worm looked at the wolf in awe. "Hey, are you not the great wolf of legends, who faught alongside The Young Boy"? The wolf gave out a depressed sigh. "Heh, that was a long time ago. Ever since the young boy became the oh so mighty hero, i've been rejected. He told me flat out "I am too good for you, pathetic wolf. I no longer have any need for your company, for since I am a hero, I have all the riches and beutiful woman I could ever dream of, its all so great. NOW SCAT YOU PATHETIC BEAST!!" He broke my heart. I was always at his side, ready to protect him or give advice, and he just stabbed me in the heart...But I have a plan to get back at him! Yes its ingenious. All I ask is that you allow me to travel with you"....
| 088nd |
10-09-2003 09:03 PM |
"What do you say? You have no respect for Young Man?" said Link.
"Thats right," said the Wolf. "You see, there is actually no shrubbery out here. Young Man sent you on a quest to die, so he could trick the people into believing that he slayed Donkey Cloud again. But I have a better idea of what to do, and that is..."
| re-animate |
10-09-2003 09:22 PM |
" ...... to attack the the herwood forest and find herring hood and his herring men to attack the herring wood and the herring people and steal the young mans woman and money and go under the cover of the count of crispy chicken and launch a frontal assualt with battleships and soilders and stuff and after whe smoke him we shall take over the world with the power of the herring sword and we will rule a peaceful world and soon wee will make freinds with matians and it will be starcraft all over again!"
"sounds like a grand plan! off to the herwood forest!" link proclamed
and the gayly skipped (like the wizadr of oz) to the herwood forest as jack froze to death ad drowned because rose was to much of a selffish bitch to let him have half the fricken door!!!!!
| 088nd |
10-09-2003 09:26 PM |
"Where is Herring Hood?" Link asked while skipping.
"He lives in the Eiffel Tower on Mount Herring. There he can see all, and he knows all. Periodically he throws fish at people from the top of the mountain." said the Wolf.
| re-animate |
10-09-2003 09:30 PM |
"what kind of fish?" link asked stupidly
"umm ...... gee......HERRING DINGWAD" the wolf said
"african or european?" link said
| 088nd |
10-10-2003 10:07 AM |
"Your stupid" said the Wolf. "Now lets go get Herring Hood!"
| dawnstrider |
10-10-2003 10:59 AM |
"But wait a minute..." Link said again.
"What now?" the wolf asked impatiently. Links eyes narrowed.
"You say" he continued, "that 'Yonug Man' is corrupt, and that after you over throw him, we shall reign peacefully over the land. But how do I know that you are telling the truth? In fact, you could be speaking in spite - or you simply want the rule the world for your own selfish and envious reasons."
The wolf - eyes darting back and forth - suddenly turned and....
| re-animate |
10-11-2003 01:24 AM |
said "you fool"
smack
"what do you take me as thet gannondoof!!!!!
i am a peaceful person
I HAVE NEVER SEEN THE PSYCHOLOGIST HERE!!!!!!!" he said
"stuff me full of baking soda and cook me at 350 degrees!" link said
"what a goof" the wolf mutterd
"So anyway, what about my shrubbery?" Link demanded.
| re-animate |
10-11-2003 10:36 PM |
"that died out fool" the wolf said "we are now going to the herwood forest to find herring flinging herring hood!!"
"o yea the psycho on the tower" link said
suddenly gost of roger the shrubber falles into a firey volcano and lives! (because hes dead and now hes alive) this all happens for no aperant reason
| 088nd |
10-13-2003 11:57 AM |
Then link and the wolf magically teleport to the Eiffel Tower on Herring Mountain. Their eyes see Herring Hood, and what they see is...