[Fan Fiction] The Big O Blooper Special!(Rated TV/PG-14/M)

Green_Bird 03-20-2004 09:55 PM
Act 16: (When angel Rips off her coat after saying "Dammit, I didn't come prepared for this sort of thing.")

Angel: Dammit, I didn't come prepared for this sort of thing.

*Rips off coat. She is wearing a black dress like Dorothy's.*

Angel: Woops...Can I do that again?

*Beep beep*

Angel: Dammit, I didn't come prepared for this sort of thing.

*Rips off coat. She is now waring a wonder woman costume*

Angel: Not Again!

Roger: Drooling

*Beep beep*

Angel: Dammit, I didn't come prepared for this sort of thing.

*Rips off coat. This time she is wearing Faye's top, red jacket and Hot pants.*

Angel: Uh oh....

*Beep beep*

Angel: Dammit, I didn't come prepared for this sort of thing.

*Rips off coat. She only has her Bra and slip that she had on in act 7*

Angel: Um...my bad...ROGER WILL YOU STOP DROOLING, PLEASE!

*Beep beep*

Angel: Dammit, I didn't come prepared for this sort of thing.

*Rips off coat. she has on the right outfit! Chears are herd*

Angel: Thank you thank you!

*She falls backwards in to the water*

Drector: did we get all that?

Asistant: Yep...each take....

*Beep beep*
darkangel 03-20-2004 10:21 PM
thta was cool! *laughs*

quote:
Originally posted by Advinius
*voice over by norman as clip starts*

"As we have all seen, Romance, or at the very least it's physical by-products, seems to blossom quite frequently amoungst the cast offsceen. what perhaps you did not know was that Dorothy is not the only synthetic person to have feelings of an... amorous nature during filming. ROLL IT!"

Scene is episode one, during the standoff between Dorothy 1 and the Big O. The two Megadei face each other, then begin lumbering forward arms outstreached as if to fight.

Suddenly, they halt, nearly touching. Big O takes Dorothy 1's hand in his, and Wraps a piledriver arm around her waist. They begin to tango down the street.

Director: CUT! CUT!! You have got to be kidding me! Somebidy break this up so we can get back to filming!

Asst. director: Um, sir, are YOU going to tell them they can't dance?...

Director: *looking up at the two Megadei as they switch to a waltz, each dance step covering 20 yards.* Bugger. All right, that's lunch i guess, Damnit!


oh! oh! do that one on megadeus glinda!!! (I didn't mean to double post!!!Frown )

[Edit: No problem, fixed. --Krang]
Wingnut 03-21-2004 10:31 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Big_Venus
Act 16: (When angel Rips off her coat after saying "Dammit, I didn't come prepared for this sort of thing.")

Angel: Dammit, I didn't come prepared for this sort of thing.

*Rips off coat. She is wearing a black dress like Dorothy's.*

Angel: Woops...Can I do that again?

*Beep beep*

Angel: Dammit, I didn't come prepared for this sort of thing.

*Rips off coat. She is now waring a wonder woman costume*

Angel: Not Again!

Roger: Drooling

*Beep beep*

Angel: Dammit, I didn't come prepared for this sort of thing.

*Rips off coat. This time she is wearing Faye's top, red jacket and Hot pants.*

Angel: Uh oh....

*Beep beep*

Angel: Dammit, I didn't come prepared for this sort of thing.

*Rips off coat. She only has her Bra and slip that she had on in act 7*

Angel: Um...my bad...ROGER WILL YOU STOP DROOLING, PLEASE!

*Beep beep*

Angel: Dammit, I didn't come prepared for this sort of thing.

*Rips off coat. she has on the right outfit! Chears are herd*

Angel: Thank you thank you!

*She falls backwards in to the water*

Drector: did we get all that?

Asistant: Yep...each take....

*Beep beep*

I'd fire whoever works in the costume department after this. Then again mabye not. Big Grin
Although Angel would have to dye her hair black to get the Wonder Woman look right.
Lady Tesser 03-21-2004 12:09 PM
quote:
Although Angel would have to dye her hair black to get the Wonder Woman look right.


Unless it were the thrice-damned Kathy Lee Crosby movie. *gags on finger*

Wonderful work on the bloopers, folks. ^_^
Zola 03-21-2004 12:16 PM
Nice work, guys. Smile It's good to see this thread getting resurrected, it's one of the funnier ones Smile
Dude Love 03-21-2004 12:18 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Advinius
*voice over by norman as clip starts*

"As we have all seen, Romance, or at the very least it's physical by-products, seems to blossom quite frequently amoungst the cast offsceen. what perhaps you did not know was that Dorothy is not the only synthetic person to have feelings of an... amorous nature during filming. ROLL IT!"

Scene is episode one, during the standoff between Dorothy 1 and the Big O. The two Megadei face each other, then begin lumbering forward arms outstreached as if to fight.

Suddenly, they halt, nearly touching. Big O takes Dorothy 1's hand in his, and Wraps a piledriver arm around her waist. They begin to tango down the street.

Director: CUT! CUT!! You have got to be kidding me! Somebidy break this up so we can get back to filming!

Asst. director: Um, sir, are YOU going to tell them they can't dance?...

Director: *looking up at the two Megadei as they switch to a waltz, each dance step covering 20 yards.* Bugger. All right, that's lunch i guess, Damnit!


Doesn't this fit in with the HRA thread?

Still, hilarious. One director vs. tons of metal. Who would win?
Pygmalion 03-21-2004 12:23 PM
Wingnut, I'm sure this "special director's edition" version of "Day of the Advent" would command a premium price.

Pygmalion
bigofan1017 05-01-2004 12:13 PM
*Goes back to hosts...nowhere to be seen*
Dorothy: oh.. rollit!

Act 25- whipping scene

Wera- you've been a Bad Little Girl!!!!!!! My dear little Angel! *Whips Angel again and again and again*
Angel- owww! Ahh!! Stop it Wera! Your not supposed to do it this much! *Whip Crack* Oww!!! Stooppppppppp!
Dorothy: *holding Vera's whip* oh sorry(sarcastically) did I hurt your beautiful bleached hair?
Angel: what? What did you say? Huh? You want to start something? Huh?!*stands up*
*Angel and Dorothy sissy fight. Roger is sitting down, eating popcorn with the all the guys of the crew. THe cat fighters don't notice*
Voices-Woooooooooo yeah baby! hit her! Big Grin
* Angel and Dorothy stop...their hair a mess*
Angel-hey where's Vera?! And get a life Alex! i can see you!
Dorothy- oh..she had an...accident from the uh.......christmas party
Roger- to congradulate you on your victory, Dorie Poo, I'll By you and BRAND new broow!
Dorothy surprised..tackles Roger to the floor


Understand that Dorothy blackmailed Vera from the Christmas Party and whipped Angel for her entertainment.
angelcakes 08-18-2004 11:27 AM
Roger: I think our ratings have dropped. Maybe...

Rating's Guy Sweatdrop Nooo, ya think? Not a viewer since May.

Dorothy: I think now would be a good time to show the 'Comedy Routine' Blooper.

A.J: If you think it'll help. *hands Dorothy tape*

Roger: Wait a minute...isn't that...wait..no

Dorothy: Ready Steve?

(From Control Room)

Steve: Yup.

(back to Dorothy)

Dorothy: Roll it Steve!

Roger: But no...wait....stop
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(Roger's looking at himself in the mirror)

Roger: *holds up hairbrush* Hey folk, how ya doing tonight? I just flew in from Paradigm and boy are my arms tried.

Roger: *hits laugh track* Aww, you're too kind. Really stop. Anyways, there's this one andriod that lives with me. All I can say is, take my andriod please! Take her!

Roger; *hits laugh track* Thanks everyone. Yeah so knock knock.

Roger(pretending to be audiance): Who's there?

Roger: Megadeus

Roger(pretending to be audiance): Megadeus who?

Roger: Megadeus squish you! *hit laugh track* *laugh track does work* I said, megadeus squish you!

Roger: *hits laugh track button repeatedly* WORK! WORK!

*button flys off*

Roger:...hehe. Opps?

Steve: Hey, has anyone seen the laugh track machine?*walks into Roger's room* Hey Roger seen..the...laugh...*stares at broke laugh track machine* *looks up at Roger* *repeats 6 times*

Roger: I'll...uh...be leaving now. *looks at Steve* Bye now. *sprints off*

Steve: *Runs after* GET BACK HERE YOU ENEMY OF GOOD RATINGS!!!!!!
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Dorothy: You wanna know the sad thing?

A.J: What?

Steve: That was the sixth one that week.

Roger: Hey! I'm funny! Real funny!

*A.J, Steve, and Dorothy look at eachother*

All:...AHAHAHAHAHA!

Dorothy: Now that *laugh* was *laugh* funny *laugh*

Roger: Meanies T__T
Green_Bird 08-18-2004 01:29 PM
Roger (Clone-boy):....Just roll the next clip!
*Angel walks into the room and looks in to the camra*
Angel: Hello, everyone my name's Cammi Dee....I played angel on Big O...
*Everyone stares at her*
Angel (Cammi): Is something wrong
Dorothy (Dora): I'll say....you were suposed to host the show with Clone boy and I! you're like 10 months late!
Cammi: I'm so sorry.....I'll just leave now because you're all haveing such a good time and all....
*She walks away...*
Clone-boy: Wait! You'll get the rateing up! Don't go!
*Clone-boy runs after her, Dora turns to the camra*
Dora: Since Clone boy left I can show you this is a sneek peek at the third season....you'll see why it didn't make it....yet....we're still working out the kinks and its going to take a while
Dora: Not really a blooper but still funny....
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*Starts off like the second season officaly ended, dorothy and angel, roger doing the who monolog thing, then the screen goes black, this image of Pero's eye comes up out of some stadic. light is reflected in to it.

Roger's house, a close up of the window shows roger peeking out. Angel is combing her hair in the mirror then the screen jumps and shows R.D. Coming from a well with a gun. this circle of light pops up out of the stadic.

Strange images start to flash on screan. No wait...it's just the opening....the same opening that both seasons before it had*

Act ????: Cosplay time!

*Roger's house, Angel, Beck, Dorothy, Dastun, Norman and roger are dressed up like other anime characters, Angel is Fujiko, Beck is Lupin III, Dorothy is Rei, Daustun is jet, Norman is Yosho, And roger is darcia*

Roger *With the mask on*: bow phat ball the memories are pack, we pan get bo do ober rings!

Dorothy: Heh...But roger, what does this have to do with the ending with big venus and Big o walking in to each other and the ending with angel and i?

Clone boy: You bow your abslutey right! *Take's the mask off* What does this have to do with anything? I mean I thought the ring intro was too much, but this....

*everyone just starts to laugh at each other*

Dora: I'm sorry I can't stay in character I'm going to have a little talk with writes, we really can't go for another season....

Maxwell Andeson (Norman): You're telling me? what am I a butler from Jirai?

Cammi: I can't take this...I mean I can do a OVA, but not this....

Thomas Will (Daustun): How am I suposed to be a cop dressed like an ex cop!

*loud speaker comes on*

Director: guys....your reading the wrong script, that was ment for FLCL....but that really never made it in to the 6 episodes! Some one must have left it with the other scripts as a joke....I have the real ones right here....

*Every one looks dumb founded, the set falls down behind them*

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Dora: I mean we should have known that wasn't big o! Well clone boys not back with our rate....I mean cammi yet so why not roll another clip? This is from act 8....Eugene, played by Lary "Wacko" McGee, had a lot of bloopers, because once he got in to character, he never left, so the hillarity insuses! ROLL IT!

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*Act 8, scene 40, take 3*
Drector: Action!

Eugene: ...Poor old Luese all she could do is beg...they tried with all there might to back out of this elustrius research. I felt that they had to be punsied because of their self serving behaveor. *grabs dorothy by the sholders* So I took there presous and invaluble little Roy. He was a lovely creture with his crystal blue eyes he made a wonderful research spesimin.

Dorothy: yuck! do you know what a breath mint is?

Eugene: Ahh, yes, people today, really evolved beond the need of breathmints....and I help them do that....but they, did turn into mutans when I tried it....That's what happend to my voice don't you see! I didn't turn in to a mutant, but insted, my deep hansome voice changed to this! I sound like a woman!

Dorothy: *Trying hard not to laugh, but it failed*

Eugene: Ah yes, you mechancal doll....I am funny, arnt I? THAT'S BECAUSE I CRAZY!

*Dorothy's still laughing*
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Dora: I'll miss that guy....he was accualy cute.....
Clone boy: Dora, I'm back! and I got our rateings too!
*Draging a tied up angel*
Cammi: mososkrhsjdkjhdsf!
Clone boy: I'm not untieing you!!
Cammi: ldfkjhfkjshfkshf?!
Shaoblane 08-18-2004 04:50 PM
“You know, they don’t even know why I up and quit the military police.” Roger said.
“If they do, the person writing this is just stupid.” Dorothy said.
“Oh be nice.” Roger said. “Roll clip, Steve!”



Officer Under: Need back up! Quick!”
CB: *Pssssh* Over.
Officer Over: Whaa?
Officer Smith: So which way is it?
Under: Left!
Over: No! Keep straight
Under: :: Grabs CB radio :: Which way?
CB: Over the bridge.
Under: Over. Roger. *Psssssssh*
Over & Smith: What?
Under: Nothing. Go over the bridge.
Smith: Okay.
CB: *Psssssssh* The chief says bring back a steak on the way home. Over. *Pssssssssssh*
Over: Wha?
Under: And he tells us this now? Over.
Over: What is it?
CB: He wants it under-done. Over.
Over: Whaaaaa?
Under: Roger.
Smith: What?
Under: It’s gonna wait until after the criminal apprehended. Over. *Psssssssssh*
CB: Roger that. *Pssssssssssssh*
Smith: What?
Under: You missed the bridge!
Smith: You said under!
Under: No, I said over!
Over & Under: Whaa?


(Okay, I know it sucks, I know it, but I just needed something to do during my break from making a resume)
Christina Perry 09-04-2004 12:44 AM
Roger: Well, what you know. There's a RogersGirl here, too.

Director: Hey, RogersGirl. Get out the stage.

RogersGirl: HEY! I'm a good actress, here. Did I say I had an audition on The Big O Second Season and I'm not on there?

Roger: Drooling I... I...

Director: No. I didn't say you.

Roger: Drooling This... girl... is... a... good... acrtess. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Drooling

Director: Roger, what did you say?

Roger: Drooling I... love... this... girl. Drooling

RogersGirl: Hello? What about the scene??

Dircetor: Roger? Roger? Never Mind. RogersGirl, You can be a part of Roxy Crowe on this second season.

Roger: *Evil smirk* Hey, baby. After that, can you come to my trailer with me? I got a black silk bed you can sleep with me.

RogersGirl: After I get married. Move or I'll punched you! Dead
BethMcBeth 09-04-2004 02:15 AM
WAHAHH!! These are all the best!! I might want to actually draw some of these up in a mini comice series for kicks! Of corse I would give refrences to where the ideas came from. ^_~" I'll have to see how my schedule works out. Anywho excellent job everyone and keep on posting! ^_^"""

-Beth McBeth
Lost_Cyborg 02-11-2006 06:44 AM
Admitedly this isn't anywhere as good as anything before hand but....


Dorothy is walking up the stairs to the penthouse when Roger streaks past in his underwear yelling
ROGER: COOKIES!
Dorothy watches him go.
DOROTHY: I'm not sure what's going to happen but I wan't to be there when it does.
***Cut to Norman***
Norman is coming out of the kitchen as Roger runs past

NORMAN: sighs I told Dorothy not to put sugar in his coffee.


It would be nice if someone could continue this.
ss4gogetabond 02-11-2006 05:09 PM
Act: 20 Stripes

(The scene when Angel is hugging Roger and asks....)

Angel: Why are you holding Back?

Roger: Yeah about that.......

Angel: What?

Roger:Um....We had a meeting about that last night and.....they decided to cut the Roger and Angel doing it scene. It was too much for some fans.

Angel: How come I didn't know about this?

Roger: We called you a million times but you didn't answer.

Director: CUT!!! We'll go over this later. Break time people.

Roger: Director, can I ask you a question?

Director: Sure.

Roger: About Seasoon 3, can you have Solid and Liquid Snake from Metal Gear and Sherlock Holmes guess star in a few episodes?

Director: I'll be sure to think about the Snake Bros. but Sherlock Holmes.....Bad idea.

Roger: Why?

Director: Well.....

On an episode of Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century

Dorothy: How did you know I was an Android?

Sherlock: Well....you make a robotic sound when you turn,that thing on your haed is a disk drive that make you spread info and sing songs, an android is honest at least 98% and......

Dorothy: SHUT UP JUST SHUT UP OK!!!!!! YOU NO GOOD DIRTY ROTTEN SHOW OFFY KNOW IT ALL B@STARD!!!!!! I QUIT!!!!!

Sherlock: What's with her?
R.Rocky Horror 02-13-2006 12:35 AM
A man wearing a grey sweater, and another man come onto the set in place of Clone Boy, Dora, and Cammi who left for a break.

Witer:"Hey what's up names R. Rocky Horror, this might come as a surprise to those of you reading this thread, but some PCF Fan Fics have been made into OAV's, this includes My works "The Chrono Saga",
they're working on a script for my third instlament "Dominus Of Time" as we speak."

Man In Sweater:'I'm David McCoy, I play the role of David (Chrono) Chronour, like with both seasons of Big O these OAV's contain a number of bloopers, and we're here to share them with you."

Dave:"First two blooper reels are from "Time Is Another Big",First one invoiving R. Dorothy, and Roger in which she is supposed to knock Roger out with a Broom Handle, however Dora has something else in mind, as you wil see.'
"Roll it Steve!"

Director:"Ok Dorothy, you just witnessed Roger's death, you have to prevent this from happening again, remember you're reapeating the same day, and ACTION!"

Dorothy: (Broom dressed as Roger in hand) "Don't worry Roger my love, you don't have to fight That Numbered Megadues, come to bed with me."
Starts kissing, and embracing The Broom, while Roger, and Norman burst into laughter.

Rocky:"This is not how I wrote this!"

Dir:"CUT!"

Dir:"All Right Dora, let's get it right, take two!"
"ACTION!"

Dorothy:"Norman, hit it!"

Norman than pops in a CD, and Shakira starts playing, and Dorothy starts doinig the tango with the broom, as the rest of the cast, and crew laugh thier heads off.

Dir:"CUT!"

Dir:"Take three, lse'ts cut the comedy, and get serious here, and ACTION!"

Dorothy: (To The Broom) "What's that Roger my love, you want to make love to me, take me, right here, right now!"

She than undresses the broom, and takes off her dress to reveal (surprise) all she was wearing underneath wore her garter belt, and stockings.
Her nuaghty parts however are blurted out,(Sorry Guys) every one in the room is hooting, and hollering. Tongue

Dir:"Oh forget it, Thgat's Lunch!

Dave:"This next blooper involves Our Soecial Guest, Sensitive Rocker Morissey as he is running from a mob of fans to get to his limo."

Dir:"Arllright, Morissey babe heres how it's goin' down these groupies are chasing you as you try to get to your limo, and leave the airport."
"Groupies ready, Clone Boy, (Roger) Dora, (Dorothy) Dave (Chrono, wearing a green body suit) stand by!"
"Take 1, ACTION!"

Morissey starts running from the groupies, then he trips two feet away from the limo, and starts crying like a baby.

Dir:"CUT!"

Morissey: (Sobbing)"Didn't you know that I cry." Crying

Rocky:"I did, wish I didn't." Roll Eyes

Roger:"I'm thinking Starbucks after this take."

Dorothy:"You Buying?"

Roger:"Sure,why not."

Rocky:"Count me in, I could do with a nice Frap."

Chrono:"I hope it's soon, I'm sweating like a bloody pig!"

Dir:"Allright You Guys, quiet on the set, this is take two, and ACTION!"

The same scene commences this time Morissey doesn't fall, but instead gets in the limo hoding the door, and is out of breath.

Morissey:"What could you want, that's the best I could do."
Closes Door, car drives away.

Dir:"It'll have to do,wrap this scene up, it'll be touched up in edditing!"

Rocky:"These next two reels are from "The Two Dorothy's" involving Dave as the imortal charachter David (Chrono) Chronour, Roll em, Steve."

"First scene taking place in The Speakeasy."

Dir:ACTION!

D.C.:"Quite a pair we make, both of us trying to hide who we are, none of us able to do so."

Big Ear:"Where did you get your diologue from, "A Knight's Tale"?!" Roll Eyes

Rocky:Yes, he got his diologue from "A Knight's Tale"!
"It may not be Oscar Worthy, like that "Brokeback Mole-Hill" but it's still a great movie, Got a problem with that!" Mad

Dir:"CUT!"

"This next scene involves Alex Rosewater, Alan Gabriel, and Chrono."
"It also involves an unfortunate misshap with a stunt gone awry."

Dir:"ACTION!"

Alex:"Now that you're here let's take care of our unwanted guest!"

Alan: (Gun in hand)"I'm afraid your visit is at an end!"

D.C.:"Then go ahead, if you are who you claim to be!"

Dir:"Bring in the Stunt Double!"

Stunt Chorodinator:"Garry, you're on!"

Garry comes in, and stands where Dave was standing.

Dir:"ACTION!"

Three shots are fired, Garry falls to the floor.

Dir:"PRINT!"

The Stunt Chorodinator then goes to get Garry off the floor.

S.C.:"Garry, get up, the stunts over, Garry, you're dead, oh s^*t, oh F@(k!"

Dave:"Wait a minute, MY STUNTMAN IS DEAD?!"

Dir:"Weren't there supposed to be blanks in that gun?"

Alan:"I thought there wore."

Dir:"Congadulations people, WE JUST KILLED ANOTHER F@(KING STUNT MAN, BREAK!