A man wearing a grey sweater, and another man come onto the set in place of Clone Boy, Dora, and Cammi who left for a break.
Witer:"Hey what's up names R. Rocky Horror, this might come as a surprise to those of you reading this thread, but some PCF Fan Fics have been made into OAV's, this includes My works "The Chrono Saga",
they're working on a script for my third instlament "Dominus Of Time" as we speak."
Man In Sweater:'I'm David McCoy, I play the role of David (Chrono) Chronour, like with both seasons of Big O these OAV's contain a number of bloopers, and we're here to share them with you."
Dave:"First two blooper reels are from "Time Is Another Big",First one invoiving R. Dorothy, and Roger in which she is supposed to knock Roger out with a Broom Handle, however Dora has something else in mind, as you wil see.'
"Roll it Steve!"
Director:"Ok Dorothy, you just witnessed Roger's death, you have to prevent this from happening again, remember you're reapeating the same day, and ACTION!"
Dorothy: (Broom dressed as Roger in hand) "Don't worry Roger my love, you don't have to fight That Numbered Megadues, come to bed with me."
Starts kissing, and embracing The Broom, while Roger, and Norman burst into laughter.
Rocky:"This is not how I wrote this!"
Dir:"CUT!"
Dir:"All Right Dora, let's get it right, take two!"
"ACTION!"
Dorothy:"Norman, hit it!"
Norman than pops in a CD, and Shakira starts playing, and Dorothy starts doinig the tango with the broom, as the rest of the cast, and crew laugh thier heads off.
Dir:"CUT!"
Dir:"Take three, lse'ts cut the comedy, and get serious here, and ACTION!"
Dorothy: (To The Broom) "What's that Roger my love, you want to make love to me, take me, right here, right now!"
She than undresses the broom, and takes off her dress to reveal (surprise) all she was wearing underneath wore her garter belt, and stockings.
Her nuaghty parts however are blurted out,(Sorry Guys) every one in the room is hooting, and hollering.
Dir:"Oh forget it, Thgat's Lunch!
Dave:"This next blooper involves Our Soecial Guest, Sensitive Rocker Morissey as he is running from a mob of fans to get to his limo."
Dir:"Arllright, Morissey babe heres how it's goin' down these groupies are chasing you as you try to get to your limo, and leave the airport."
"Groupies ready, Clone Boy, (Roger) Dora, (Dorothy) Dave (Chrono, wearing a green body suit) stand by!"
"Take 1, ACTION!"
Morissey starts running from the groupies, then he trips two feet away from the limo, and starts crying like a baby.
Dir:"CUT!"
Morissey: (Sobbing)"Didn't you know that I cry."
Rocky:"I did, wish I didn't."
Roger:"I'm thinking Starbucks after this take."
Dorothy:"You Buying?"
Roger:"Sure,why not."
Rocky:"Count me in, I could do with a nice Frap."
Chrono:"I hope it's soon, I'm sweating like a bloody pig!"
Dir:"Allright You Guys, quiet on the set, this is take two, and ACTION!"
The same scene commences this time Morissey doesn't fall, but instead gets in the limo hoding the door, and is out of breath.
Morissey:"What could you want, that's the best I could do."
Closes Door, car drives away.
Dir:"It'll have to do,wrap this scene up, it'll be touched up in edditing!"
Rocky:"These next two reels are from "The Two Dorothy's" involving Dave as the imortal charachter David (Chrono) Chronour, Roll em, Steve."
"First scene taking place in The Speakeasy."
Dir:ACTION!
D.C.:"Quite a pair we make, both of us trying to hide who we are, none of us able to do so."
Big Ear:"Where did you get your diologue from, "A Knight's Tale"?!"
Rocky:Yes, he got his diologue from "A Knight's Tale"!
"It may not be Oscar Worthy, like that "Brokeback Mole-Hill" but it's still a great movie, Got a problem with that!"
Dir:"CUT!"
"This next scene involves Alex Rosewater, Alan Gabriel, and Chrono."
"It also involves an unfortunate misshap with a stunt gone awry."
Dir:"ACTION!"
Alex:"Now that you're here let's take care of our unwanted guest!"
Alan: (Gun in hand)"I'm afraid your visit is at an end!"
D.C.:"Then go ahead, if you are who you claim to be!"
Dir:"Bring in the Stunt Double!"
Stunt Chorodinator:"Garry, you're on!"
Garry comes in, and stands where Dave was standing.
Dir:"ACTION!"
Three shots are fired, Garry falls to the floor.
Dir:"PRINT!"
The Stunt Chorodinator then goes to get Garry off the floor.
S.C.:"Garry, get up, the stunts over, Garry, you're dead, oh s^*t, oh F@(k!"
Dave:"Wait a minute, MY STUNTMAN IS DEAD?!"
Dir:"Weren't there supposed to be blanks in that gun?"
Alan:"I thought there wore."
Dir:"Congadulations people, WE JUST KILLED ANOTHER F@(KING STUNT MAN, BREAK!