[Fan Fiction] The Big O Blooper Special!(Rated TV/PG-14/M)

(Big O is coming out of the ground ... very, very slowly)

ROGER: Hey! Big Guy! Hurry up!

BIG O: But you said "Slow time!"

ROGER: No I didn't! I said "SHOW time!"

BIG O: No, I clearly heard "slow time".

ROGER: Now that's just stupid! Why would I say "slow time"?

BIG O: I thought maybe Shop Steward Dorothy had decided to call a work slow-down as part of the Robot Actors' Union pay negotiations.

ROGER: So why would I tell you that?! I'm not a robot!

BIG O (surprised): You're not?!

ROGER: No!

BIG O: With your acting?!

ROGER (Pissed): Now hold it right there!

BIG O (shuddering): EWWWW! I had an organic thing secreting inside me! I feel contaminated! Clockwork Jesus preserve me! Get me steamed out! Silicon Heaven alone knows what disgusting biological things he did in there!

ROGER: THAT DOES IT! (grabs a sledgehammer) YOU'RE IN FOR IT NOW, YOU FACTORY-REJECT TOASTER-OVEN!

BIG O: Ooooo, a sledgehammer. I'm shaking in my casings. What are you going to do with that - tweeze my eyelashes?

(ROGER waits until the mid-section passes him, then slams it into BIG O's crotch)

BIG O: YEEEEEeeeeee ...

(BIG O's eyes cross, it grabs itself and falls over)

(The DIRECTOR comes out and hits ROGER with a rolled-up newspaper)

DIRECTOR: You satisfied now, you idiot!? (waves his hands angrily) Now both of you go get cleaned up! And if there are any more delays I'm selling BOTH of you for spare parts! GOT IT?!

ROGER (saluting): YESSIR!

BIG O (Whines): Urrrrrr...

Wicked!

Pygmalion

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Originally posted by Prince-Consort Tesser (Big O is coming out of the ground ... very, very slowly) ROGER: Hey! Big Guy! Hurry up! ...

Hey! You forgot to put "Episode 26 Spoilers" in the subject line!

You're wicked too, ACT!

Pygmalion
equal opportunity scorner

Ep 26 spoilers? Where? Never saw it, even in Japanese, so this came from my husband's twisted imagination all by his lonesome.

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Originally posted by Prince-Consort Tesser BIG O: Ooooo, a sledgehammer. I'm shaking in my casings. What are you going to do with that - tweeze my eyelashes?

ROTFLMAO

Of many good lines, that one was the best

More, more!

Prince-Consort Tesser, that was cool. Looks like I am not the only one with a dirty imagination.

*voice over by norman as clip starts*

"As we have all seen, Romance, or at the very least it's physical by-products, seems to blossom quite frequently amoungst the cast offsceen. what perhaps you did not know was that Dorothy is not the only synthetic person to have feelings of an... amorous nature during filming. ROLL IT!"

Scene is episode one, during the standoff between Dorothy 1 and the Big O. The two Megadei face each other, then begin lumbering forward arms outstreached as if to fight.

Suddenly, they halt, nearly touching. Big O takes Dorothy 1's hand in his, and Wraps a piledriver arm around her waist. They begin to tango down the street.

Director: CUT! CUT!! You have got to be kidding me! Somebidy break this up so we can get back to filming!

Asst. director: Um, sir, are YOU going to tell them they can't dance?...

Director: *looking up at the two Megadei as they switch to a waltz, each dance step covering 20 yards.* Bugger. All right, that's lunch i guess, Damnit!

Great job, Advinius!

Somebody get those Megadeii a ballroom!

Pygmalion

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Originally posted by Advinius Director: *looking up at the two Megadei as they switch to a waltz, each dance step covering 20 yards.* Bugger. All right, that's lunch i guess, Damnit!

Dorothy: *Looking at Roger* It's probably just as well we didn't show them the Tango, the dips would have been awfully hard on the local property values.

Schwarzwald (yelling over credits): WHERE'S MY RED BULL BLOOPER REEL, YOU *B*A*S*T*A*R*D*S*?!?!?!?!

as the last set of COPYRIGHTS and Dolby SURROUND SOUND credits...
*in background*

Dastun + Zenigata- Ok that's it...call the bedlam

*both drag Schwarzwald away with him kicking and trying to grab the floor*

*screen goes black...then Schwarzwald pops up looney tune style totally out of context*

Schwarzwald- WAIT!! I WANT MY REEL!! You will give me...MY...REEL, YOU Warner Bros. DOGS!!!!!??!?!!?

*Zenigata's hand reaches out from offscreen and yanks Schwarzwald away*

Schwarzwald- ...AH! *yank*


*Goes to comercials*

act 12
*shows scene where roger calls big o*

Roger: Big O, showtime!


1 hrs. and 37 min. later.....

director: jesus christ roger, where is he?!!!
*norman walks onto set*
norman: master roger, the big o computer-thingy crashed.
Roger: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?! !
Director: ahh well, bring in the subsitute!

2 hrs. and 51 min. later.......

*shows scene where dorothy 1 and big o duo are fighting. big duo has dorothy 1 pin to the ground*
Schwarzy:big duo wins again!
*Roger bawls like a baby*
Roger: i want my big o! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! !

Steve: Shhh, Roger and Dorothy aren't here. I wanted to show you guys the reel. No it's not the Red Bull reel, but it's the perfect black mail tape. *presses play button*

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Angel: What you are about to see may shock and disturb you. The faint of heart should look away.
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Roger: Okay Dorable, none of the crews around. Lets get changed.
Dorothy: But what about the other?
Roger: There waiting on the set.
Dorothy: Okay, see you there.
*leaves to get changed*
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Alan: I love this outfit!! It's better than my blue mini-skirt!!
Vera: A'ust, do not remind me. I am still 'aving nightmare. But I must admit, the outfits agent 340 thought up vere rather nice. Ve've been doing zis for shree years and she 'as be creating these odd storry lines for a while.
Daustun: But, why do I have to keep my eyes shut at all times?
Norman: Because you do sir. At least you do not look like a small yellow animal sir.
*enter Dorothy*
Dorothy: So what do you think?
Norman: Miss Dorothy, you ask that every time and we have the same answer.
All: You look like us. Odd and badly drawn.
*Enter Roger*
Roger: Lets get started
*they scatter*
Roger: And a 5,4,3,2,...
Angel:1, and we're rolling.
*Pokemon theme song starts to play*
Ash(Roger): Hi, I'm Ask Ketchum and I want to be a Pokemon master
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Steve: You get the giest right. Now don't tell....
Dorothy&Roger: STEVE!!!!!!!!!!
Steve: Uhhh, scratch that last one and tell 'um I moved to Tehiti. Bye *Runs for dar life*
Dorothy: Where's that little traitor run?
A.J(Other camera man): To Tehiti.
Roger: Thanks. *Turns to Dorothy* I guess we're going to Tehiti.



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I jsut felt I had to write that. *dodge rotten tomatos* And just to assure you, Steve is not in Tehiti. He's actually hiding in the one place no one every goes.

Random Person: Where.

Me: The place the cast is supposed to rehearse

Lol all of these are funny.....( i have been printing them out,[every single one] their so funny!i read them durring class,and i laugh...people think,whats he laughing about.......anyone have more?

i am amused very easily i think it would be funny if roger jumped in his car to drive away from sumtin and he forgot his keys mine is dull
but again i am amused very easily

or or roger and dastun r having a very seriou conversation and 1 of em farts like really loud and then they look at each other like "it wasnt me?"
or someones pants fall down or runs into a wall
im an idiot
ROFLMAO

I think this is worth bringing back from the dead....I hope that isn't aganst anything.....because this thread is just to funny
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Act 13: *R.D. picks up the lipstick in the dressing room. Insted of writing on the mirorr, she puts it on her lips, she looks in to the mirorr while aplying it*

R.D: This color doesn't do anything for me....maybe I'm more of a light pink.

DRECTOR: CUT!!!! Red, I'm going to tell you again, use the lip stick to write the message on the mirorr. Not to redo your makeup! TAKE 2, AND ACTION!

*Secne starts off without a hich until the close up of the message*

Mirorr: REDRUM

DRECTOR: CUT!!!! Red, Get back here!

R.D: What is it sir?

DRECTOR: you are supose to write "Cast in the name of god, ye not guility" Not REDRUM!

R.D: Sorry sir...I'll get it this time!

DRECTOR: I hope so....TAKE 3, ACTION

*The scene starts off good, again...Exsept for the message....*

Mirorr: I know what you did last summer!

DRECTOR: Not again CUT! Red I'm starting to get really anoyed with you....

R.D: Sorry...

DRECTOR: This is the last time....please get it or we'll have to bring in your sister...

R.D: No...Not Dorothy...anyone but her!

DRECTOR: Then Please Get it Red....TAKE 4, ACTION

*Everyone has the giggles even R.D.*

DRECTOR: Well that was shorter then last time...CUT! What is with you people! I will say it again THIS TAKE is the last one...Action....

*The scene starts off good...*

Mirorr: Cast in the name of good, ye not guility

DRECTOR: CUT, close enugh....PRINT! we'll change it in the editing....

There's a different take on the god/good dichotomy. Nice blooper, Big Venus.

Pygmalion

Big_Venus, that was really good.

Kudos.

This thread is hilarious. I suppose I'll re-print my Big O bloopers here, though they're not very good.



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Roger Smith: Big O, snowtime! Er, slowtime! ARGH, what was the line again??

Guy off-camera: SHOWtime!!

Roger: Oh, right. Big O, showtime!!!

*Big O explodes*

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And another

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Norman: Tea time, Master Roger!

Roger: *walks in wearing a goofy golfing outfit and carrying a bag of golf clubs*

Norman: *sweatdrop* I said TEA time, not TEE time!!

Roger: *also sweatdrops* Oh.

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Just so you'll know, I did these at Neopets.com for an anime bloopers roleplay thing. And I did this before I saw Prince-Consort Tesser's "slowtime" thing, so that wasn't taken from his or anything. Hope I can think of something better soon... ^___^