[Fan Fiction] The Big O Blooper Special!(Rated TV/PG-14/M)

Give me LOCUSTS, Give me DEATH give me all the plagues at once but please god don't give me VERA IN HER UNDIES!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOODDDDDD IT BURNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously though that is funny.
*runs on stage* Hey everybody! Did you like Schwartzvald acting ,like Johny English in the Bathroom!? *silence the one person raises his hand, looks around and reconsiders*
AWWWW nuts. *puts hands in pockets and kicks ground*
Poo.

LT-That makes me feel so much better! Well, now we have the real idiot: ALEX!

Wonderful. Really. Its all upsetting to be sitting at work, looing at the "Episode never aired" thing and being all depressed that I wasted tape.

You guys (everyone overall) are SO wonderful! You all deserve hugs!
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*Back to hosts*
Dora: Stupid PSA.
Roger: At lease we found out who screwed it up for our wonderful, allmighty, worshipping American fans.
Dora: *contorted look* Yeah, Alex the idiot.
Roger: I can't believe Dastun hired Roxanne!
Dora: I can't believe it either! Well, let's roll our next clip!
Schwartzvald: I FOUND THE RED BULL REEL!!
Dora: *rolling eyes* Not again.
Roger: Just when the next clip was going to roll!
Schwartzvald: HA HA! NOW YOU WILL KNOW THE TRUTH! ROLL IT!
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*The scene opens on the tape room of CN. Alex enters the room, glances left and right and grabs two tapes.*
Alex: he he. All part of the plan. We'll see who are the TRUE fans!
*He pulls off the labeling and places it on the opposing tape. He glances again and leaves the room, placing the tapes on the shelf.*
*someone enters and notices something odd.*
Random Person: Huh? Why is Act 26 here? *pulls off tape* Oh well, gotta set this up.
*Leaves room.*
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Schwartzvald: WHAT!!!!!!!!????????
Dora: Where did you get that????
S: I don't know...I found it.
Roger: Where???
S: I don't know! WAH! ITs NOT MY REEL!!! *stomps out*
Dora: Hence, we have hard evidence that Alex is an idiot.
Roger: Now we know the truth!
Dora: *under breath* Lame.

*beats Alex with broom*

Backlog read... hilarious... can't stop laughing.... sensory overload!!!!!

Thanks for providing the evidence, Pen! Dorian probably downloaded it right from the security cameras. ^_^

I guess I should come up with the Red Bull Blooper, eh? Anyone actually want to find out or should it continue to be mythical?

Your welcome. I was trying to tie in my post and I was suddenly inspired. (Yesterday was a blah day. Two bad things.... but this made it all better!! (Then the cats found a mouse and I saved it )

I think the red bull reel should be mythical for a little longer (or just really well hidden). Its a great way to throw in stupid stuff.
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*In the break room of the studio. Steve, the mysterious camera guy is taping Roger and Dora as they hang out.*
Steve: *whispering* Now, let's just see what idiotic things I can black mail them with.
Dora: Where did he get that reel?
Rog: Where did Dorian get his hands on it?
Dora: Don't know. *sips her tea*
Rog: That was funny. Again poor Mike lost out on the clip.
Dora: He'll never find it.
Rog: Are you sure?
Dora: OH I'm sure!
Rog: Dora girl....
Steve in the camera: *whispering* seems like Dorothy knows something. Hm... Well, I have to turn off. No use blackmailing them with something they already were caught doing.

*LATER*
*In the break room, Schwarzwald and Dastun are chatting. Steve has the camera aimed at them.*
Dastun: Still no Red Bull.
Schwarzwald: I have NO idea where it is. I think I find it but then it turns out to be something else.
Dastun: I wonder how you found that evidence? Did Roxy leave it?
Schwarzwald: FOR THE HUNDRETH TIME! I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT CAME FROM!!!!
Dastun: Cool down, man.
Schwarzwald: Hey...wait a min. Do you still have Roxy's number? I think I might get her to find my reel.
Dastun: I'm not sure that's wise. Working with her is like working with a fem. version of Roger.
Schwarzwald: Number please?
Dastun glancing side to side.: I lost it. Yeah, I lost it.
Schwarzwald: Give it to me or these pics of you and Angel at the Christmas party get out. *holds up a photo envelope.*
Dastun: You wouldn't...
Schwarzwald: OH STEVE!
Steve: ****
Dastun *Looks around*: What?!
*Clip ends. Cut to hosts*
Dora: And that was a wonderful clip of our butler surfing on his ironing board in his horrible scuba suit!
Rog: I don't ever want to see that again.
Dora: Your face was priceless! At lease until the board crippled, then you laughed.
Rog: Yeah...good times.

Another defective product of my psychosis. Enjoy!


Director: 3...2...1... Action!
**The Griffon speeding through the city streets of Paradigm. **
Roger’s voice: Hi, I am Roger Smith. If you are like me, you need your car to perform at its finest.
** The Griffon spins a 180 into a tight parking spot. **
**Roger exits the car. **
Roger: That is why I use Mobil One Synthetic Oil.
** Dorothy suddenly appears. With a superficial smile, she gives him a hug **
Roger: Whether you are on the Race Track, in a high speed chase, or in Dorothy’s case, need a refreshing drink that is low in calories and carbs, don’t settle for second best.
Roger: **Smirking** Mobil One Synthetic Oil, it’s for the champion in you!
Dorothy: **Forcing a smile. ** It’s great!!!
Director: Cut!!!
Dorothy: **Removes the fake expression from her face.** That wasn’t humiliating or anything.
Roger: Oh please. I have three alimony and four child support checks that need to be sent out in three days. **Smirks again ** How about a date, baby.
Dorothy: **Slaps him** I may be an android, but I know a sleaze when I see one! **Walks away.**
Staff: **Wooing and laughing.**
Roger: Dumped by a walking toaster, I must be getting old.

The only thing worse than being a louse, is being an old louse, Roger Smith.
So that is what keeps Roger busy when there is nothing to negotiate for. Commericials, the fuel that feeds the engine of television.

LOL Seems I've made Steve a legend Lets see more of him in action..
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Dorothy: Roger, how much do we really know about Steve?

Roger: Not much Dorable, other than the fact he's a camera man, and controls the control room. He also over see all film reel editing, does some himself.

*enter Schwarzwald*
Schwarzwald: WHERE IS IT!!!! Were is the Red Bull Reel!!!!!!

Dorothy: Maybe... you don't think that

Roger: Lets watch.

*Tape Starts*

*Shows Steve in editing room*

Steve: I've been looking for these videos. Lets see here the Valentines Day reel, and Alan reel. Lord knows we had fun with that. Oh look, here's the Red Bull footage. Maybe I'll show this to Schwarzwald. *thinks a minute* Nahhh! *throws it in large random bag dilled with 367 other tapes*. Oh well lets get the Alan clip to reel to Dorothy and Roger

*runs off with bag*

*End tape*

Schwarzwald: NOOOOO!!!!!!!! Not my precious Red Bull footagee. I will get you Steve, you and your little crew too. MUHAHAHA.

Dorothy: *edges away* Righhhhtttt. Anyway, here the Alan tape.

Roger: No!! Not the ALan tape!!!

Dorothy: Roll 'em Steve.
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Steve: We're here with Dorothy spying once again. WHo are we going to spy on today Dorothy?

Dorothy: Alan, I don't have anything on him... yet

Steve: SO you mean this is all for blackmail?

Dorothy: Yeh, pretty much.

Steve: Just checking.

Dorothy: There he is. Lets go, this way.

*with ALan*

Alan: *looks around* Alright then, time to get out of this constricting outfit. *pulls at zipper*

Alan: Seems it's suck. Lets try again. *pulls on zipper harder, thus ripping off outfit, revealing....* Oh my, thats the 5th one this week.

*With Steve and Dorothy*

Dorothy: Holy s***

Steve: Are you getting this A.J!!? Tell me you're getting this!!!

A.J: Getting all of it sir. Not missing a minute sir.

*With Alan*

Alan: I so glad I got out of that stupid tux and into the outfit I was born to wear.

*Roger walks in*

Roger: Hey there, Al... HOLY S***!!!!!

Alan: What's wrong with my outfit?

Roger: YOU'RE WEARING A BLUE MINI-SKIRT AND YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO ASK WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT!!! GOOD GOD MAN!!!

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Dorothy: I got $50 bucks out of that clip

Roger: ANd I got many frightening nightmares from that day

** Screaming incoherently with arms fly around **

My Eyes!!! Oh father in heaven, My eyes!!! The last thing I remember was Alan in a... My eyes!

Good one, AngelCakes.

LOL! YAY! Steve is part of the crew (and one that seems good at blackmailing.

OH this Red Bull...where's the person who started this craze?

Oh man, these are great. I'm so glad I have this thread (and others ) to look forward too!
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Dora: *whispering* I just found out Steve ran another clip instead of the Norman surfing.
Roger: What?
Dora: Shh! He messed something up!
Roger: *whisper* or he did it on purpose.
*Both look at the camera with beady eyes*
Dora: *snapping out of look* Well then. Here we are!
Roger: *smiles* Yep! Shall we get back to the show?
Dora: Yes, we shall. *she eyes Roger*

SCHWARZWALD!!
Get over here Pen has to compliment you
*"real" schwarzwald appears and says in an errie voice*
Schwarzwald- yeess?? And who is this you are talking about boy...
Evan- o.o;;;;
everyone else- o.o;;;;;

*Schwarzwald (member) rushes over*
Schwarzwald (member)- Yah? What did you want Pen? ...uhh... O_O;;

*hand covers camera lens...scene ends*

quote:

*Schwarzwald (member) rushes over* Schwarzwald (member)- Yah? What did you want Pen? ...uhh... O_O;; *hand covers camera lens...scene ends*

LOL, good one! (I don't think so!)

What I meant was he needs to see this thread!

LOL. I'm still laughing.

Later,
Pen1300

EDIT: *Laughs at below post*

oh...err...right >_<
*drags Schwarzwald out the door...comes back and drags Schwarzwald over to the thread*



[edit]
*watches Pen laugh at both my posts * *pride*

(I started the Red Bull Blooper Reel as a joke. I'm glad everyone joined in.)

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(Dorothy holding a camera as she walks down a hall lined with dressings rooms with the actors' names on them.)

Dorothy: Darnit, Steve had to have a day off. I need someone who can handle the real cameras - this cheapy Circuit City camera was used in the making of the Blair Witch Project, so you can understand why it's so crappy.

(She stops in front of Dastun's door.)

Dorothy: Let's see what Danny-Boy is up to.

(The door is cracked open slightly. Dastun is in his dressing room, his back to the door, wearing a robe. He is on his cell phone.)

Dastun: ... It's okay, honey, I don't mind working with you ... In fact, it's more bearable ... Well, he doesn't exactly have a pair of legs that go on forever like you do, baby ... Of course I'm free tonight, why do you ask? ... Hey, I'm the one who's supposed to ask you out for dinner ... All right, all right, I accept; it's not like I can say no to a beautiful woman like you ... Right, see you after the shoot ... Bye, Roxy.

(Dorothy pulls out and runs down the hall.)

Dorothy: Oh, my God! Danny's going out on a date with Roxanne Smith! That's like ... like SOO wrong!! (pauses) So that means I have to spy on them! OH, STEEEEVE!!!

quote:

Originally posted by Lady Tesser (Dorothy holding a camera as she walks down a hall lined with dressings rooms with the actors' names on them.)

No, no -- only Schwarzwald needs a "dressings" room. Or maybe just a big first-aid kit.

Pygmalion

*deflates*

They need to put a spell checker on these things. Or a grammar checker.

I shall commit seppuku immediately.

AWESOME!!!!
*roflmao!!*

(episode 13 R.D)
(r.d's feet are floating above air)
Roger: So it's you.
R.D in creepy voice) Roger Smiiiiith(coughs out something)
Roger: Holy crap! What the hell is that picsk up what r.dcoughed out) Hey it's my hourglass I lost when Pero broke the hourglasses!Hey!(turns around to face R.D)
R.D : (uns away)
Big O: (head pops out of ground in front of r.d)(whole body comes out)(is 1 centimeter away from R.D)
R.D: (Blinks)
Cut!!!!!!!

It wasn't so funny... (looks to side) but I was just thinking if that ahppened.....

(Random scene where Roger is running and yelling into watch.)

Roger: Big O - SHOWTIME!

(Big O pops up out of the street and Roger jumps into the cockpit. The message scrolls across the screen: )

CAST IN THE NAME OF GOD ... YE HAVE A PIECE OF SPINACH STUCK BETWEEN THY TEETH

Roger: Damn, I knew I should have brushed after the lunch break.

Act 21: The Third Big.
Big Fau falls to his knees. Big O puts its hands on Fau's shoulders.
Suddenly, Big O gets punched in the back of the head.

Roger(ripping the Big O mask off): What the....Hey buddy, "Godzilla" is taping over on stage B!