[Fan Fiction] The Big O Blooper Special!(Rated TV/PG-14/M)

WINTER NIGHT PHANTOM- Directers cut?
*BLAM!*

Director: CUT!..Wow nice fall.

Daustin: heh, cool. Whats next Bob?

Director: Umm...Scene 3 at the church...Comon Cindy....Cindy?

Daustin walks over to Cindy, still on the ground: OMG!

Director: What?

Dasutin: WHOS IN CHARGE OF PROPS!?

Director: WHAT?! WHY!?

Dasutin lifts Cindys arm and lets it drop to the ground

Director: THERE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE BLANKS IN THAT GUN!!!

Daustin: Now what?

Director: Hmm...reshoot I guess....

Daustin: with who?

Director: Umm...Get that girl who we turned down for Angel....

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Originally posted by Schwarzwald quote: (Sorry. Credit for 'I'm a flying Megadeus' goes to someone else on these boards, and I forgot who. I never made it up, I don't claim credit.) *smirk* its a conspericy!

Check out this thread, then your memory shall return. 3rd post from the top. The truth shall finally be known!
*random safe falls on head*

Any scene with Roger and Dorothy standing outside on the balcony.

(Roger in his pj's and robe and looking out over the railing, Dorothy in her maid's dress and standing on the railing.)

Roger: Isn't Norman supposed to be out here by now?
Dorothy: Yeah, where is he?
Director: NORMAN! You missed your cue!

(Norman comes out, swaying - he makes a rude hand-gesture which is blobbed out.)

Norman: Swivel on it, punk!
Roger (rolls eyes): Oh, [CENSORED] he's tanked again!
Dorothy: Norman, were you in the cooking sherry again?

(Norman brings out a cream pie.)

Norman: How dare you suggest such a thing, robo-maid. *he giggles* I had the Thunderbird!
Roger: Explains his breath.
Norman (giggling): And I've always wanted to do this! Look at her - expressionless and everything!

(Norman slams the pie in Dorothy's face. It sticks for a few seconds, then slowly slides down to the floor, leaving cream all over her face like a beauty mask. She continues to be expressionless. Roger and Norman laugh and lean on each other.)

Dorothy: That wasn't very nice.

(The rest of the crew joins the laughter.)

Roger (still laughing): We're not laughing AT you, Dorable, we're laughing WITH you.
Dorothy: I fail to see the humor in this, 'Spanky'.
Roger (serious): Now don't go there.
Norman: Oh, give it up, smeghead, the entire cast and crew knows about your spanking fetish.

(Roger goes to the camera to cover it up while everyone laughs.)

* * *

act 1: hostage swap scene

(The Griffon pulls into the abandoned hanger where Beck's car is sitting and waiting. A figure emerges from the Griffon - female in shape, blak hair pulled up in bun, and wearing a black suit that looks suspiciously familiar.)

Roxanne Smith (for it is she): Okay, I brought it.

(Beck emerges from the car, looks, does a double-take.)

Beck: Hey, Roger, you grew a pair of nice 'uns!
Roxanne: I'm not Roger. Are we going to go through with this or not, Mr. Beck?
Beck: Huh? Oh, sure. Bring 'em out, boys.

(Roxanne shows the money inside the case as T-Bone brings out a figure from the car. It's Dorothy Wayneright. Roxanne does a double take, pulls her sunglasses off, then clenches her teeth.)

Roxanne: Damnit, I'm in the wrong smeggin' universe again! [CENSORED] *into watch* Norma! Where do you get those stupid road maps?!
Norma's Voice: From the Hibiki Map Company, Mistress Roxanne.
Roxanne: Bloody figures. (turns back to Beck and Dorothy) Sorry about this, I'll be on my way.

(Roxanne goes back to her Griffon when another Griffon pulls up, this time Roger coming out. Roger and Roxanne regard each other coolly, then continue on.)

Roxanne (to self): Damn, I'm such a stud as a guy!
Roger (to self): Why does my female counterpart look like Counsellor Troi? *looks back and stares a little too long* Wonder if she likes walks on the beach?
Beck (looking at a growling Dorothy): You are sooo dead, Crow Boy ...

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(Hibiki Map Company: Ranma 1/2 has a character named Ryoga Hibiki who gets lost every chance he gets [he once got lost between his house and an empty lot right next door to it]. If Ryoga owned a map company, there is a theory in the fanfic community that anyone who used the maps will end up in other universes.)

Lady Tesser, that was funny. ** Laughing hysterically** Love the pie to the face bit. I always wondered what Dorothy would do in a situation like that. Good job.

OMFG!!
*laughing histerically*

Fallen Phoenix- *opens window* SHUT UP!!! I CAN'T STAND THE LAUGHING @.@
(inside joke there...I live in NY ) *cough*

...anyways...*steps to the side as a safe falls next to him*...
I can't wait to see what happens next *walks over to a Coke machine while another safe falls where he was standing*
DAMN IT!! NVWC2006 YOU HAVE BAD AIM!! *Big Fau steps on him* x_X;;;

(Clone-Boy is in a hallway. Behind him are a couple of vending machines.)

CLONE-BOY: We're setting up this hidden camera in the hallway outside Sunrise Studios so we can watch the cast of 'Big O' during their candid moments. We hope to show the more - WOAH! There they come now!

(Clone-Boy is leaning against a wall, whistling nonchalantly as BECK and DOROTHY come up.)

BECK (Digging for change in his pocket): Heh-he. Very touching romantic scene with Crow Boy, Lolita-bot. Of course, you were inspired, weren't you?

DORA (Stone-faced): What do you mean, Beck?

BECK (Smarmy as he chooses his drink): Heck, everybody knows you robots are all perv for humans. Can't keep your waldos off of them.

DORA: Strange. In my experience, it it usually humans who are sexually attracted to machines, rather than the other way around.

BECK (angrily as he reaches for his drink): That's wack, girl! Where's your proof?!

DORA (looking at BECK'S hand as he picks up his drink): Well, with respect, I should point out that you're the one who's feeling up my retarded hillbilly cousin Emmy-Sue in public.

BECK (jumping back from the vending machine in alarm): WHAAATT!?

DORA (putting a hand on the vending machine): Emmy-Sue, it breaks my clockwork heart to see you lowering yourself like this. Cover yourself up, girl, and we'll say no more about it.

BECK (looking over his shoulder at CLONE-BOY, who is on the floor and laughing himself sick): WHAT?! WHAT'S SO DAMN FUNNY!? SCREW YOU, CLONE-BOY! (shakes his hand in disgust) Damn, I gotta go wash my hand!

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Thanks to Alan Moore

Dorothy: Oh no you don't Beck! Not until after we show this one.

Beck: Don't tell me thats the..

Roger: :: Sniggering ::

Dorothy: roll away!

Beck: Noooo!

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Beck walks on the set and angrily slammed his coat on the floor.
"Whaddaya mean we hafta film the break-out scene again cause I am TIRED OF GETTING SHOCKED!!!" Beck yelled.
The stage manager cleared his throat and approached Beck.
"Terribly sorry, Mr. Gold, but before we start filming, I'de...uhhh...well, inform you that your-"
"Nope! Not now!" Beck yelled. "Lets film this and get it over with!"
He angrily stomped past Dorothy and Angel, who followed him with their eyes. As soon as he had passed them, they burst out laughing, Angel spilling her coffee on the floor.
"WHAT!!!" Beck turned and yelled at them. They laughed even harder. Beck rolled his eyes and continued toward his set.
Roger came out of the costume room holding a black robe. When he saw Beck, his eyes darted up and down, but he said nothing.
"Hiya Roger!" Beck greeted.
Roger immediately burst into hysterical laughter and was forced to lean against the wall to keep from falling over. Beck stared for a second before continuing his walk.
He turned to into the right hallway. Dan Dustin was talking to a blonde lady with a clipboard.
"Hey Beck!" Dastun greeted.
As Beck passed them with a wave, dastun turned to the woman with the clipboard and whispered.
"It's times like that I wish I were a real cop."
Finally, Beck arrived at the room he was supposed to be in.
"Alright. Let's make this one work! The last one was Dove and T-bone's fault!"
Then, Beck realized that everyone in the room was staring at him.
"WHAT IS UP WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!" Beck shouted.
One of the cameramen nervously cleared his throat.
"Uhhh sir? You kinda forgot your pants."

Director: Okay, Dorothy! Your scene! This is where you're cleaning the livingroom and you find Angel's cigarette in the ashtray. All right? ACTION!

(Dorothy comes out, holding various cleaning supplies, looks at the ashtray, then pulls the broom from her waist and whips a Roger suit on it. She begins waltzing around the livingroom to the laughter of the crew and Roger's howling guffaws.)

Dorothy: Oh, yes, Roger-Broom, my love, run away to Mexico with me and we'll make lots and lots of electric whiskbroom babies!

Roger: Well, if that's the way she's playing it (slaps a red wig on a lamp and begins kissing it.) [ZAP!] OW!

(Director dies shortly thereafter from rupturing himself laughing.)

That is hilarious! I can totally picture it!

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That is hilarious! I can totally picture it!

You can picture Beck WITHOUT HIS PANTS?! EWWWW!!!!

(edges away from GummiBear)

*ending of The Third Big*
...LET ME OUT! PLEASE!!! LET ME OUTTA HERE! *echoes*

*music plays with Big Fau motionless*


Director- AND CUT!! That was great people, oh and Norman?
Norman- Yes, Sir?
Director- very good work with thte arches, couldn't have thought of it myself
Norman- Thankyou Sir.
*everyone ismoving about preparing for Hydra when...*

Alex-
Roger- uhh...yo Alex you can get out of the now...
Alex- When I was screaming before, Roger Smith, I wasn't reading MY LINES!! *slight sweatdrop from Roger and crew* GET ME OUT OF THIS THING!!!!

Roger- ...uhh yah...I think we should leave him in there...would make a GREAT opening scene
Alex- WHHAAAAT!?!?!?!!!

*lauging* I love this thread.

Funny Roger-broom one Lady Tesser the Dorothy lamp was a great idea.

Director:"Okay, Dorothy, you go to the piano and play some music to wake Roger up.."
(Dorothy looks at camera..)
"What Roger doesn't know is we replaced his typical wake up music with this new song.."
(In walks Instro, who sits at the piano and begins to play..)
Dorothy,Angel and the rest of the crew start singing..
"Amadeus, Amadeus, Rock me Amadeus.."
(Roger jumps out of the bed and opens the door)
"WTF?...RDorothy Wayneright.."
(Laughter ensues...)
"I told you it takes alot to wake Roger up..I think he even noticed the change in music.."
"Oh, real funny guys..Could we at LEAST TRY to be professional??"

(Hosts.)

Dorothy: You know what I hate about doing this show?
Roger: What?
Dorothy: Your fangirls ...

* * *

Montage of clips.

(Roger behind the camera, sitting in a chair, getting his make up done and his eyebrows glued on by the make-up people. A girl walks up, brimming with excitement.)

Fangirl: Oh, my gosh, it really is you! Oh, man, I am your biggest fan, I love you! You are da bomb!
Roger (smirking): Thank you.
Fangirl: Will you sign my book? Please??
Roger (takes book and signs): Of course ... here you go.
Fangirl (looks at sig): YOU AREN'T BRUCE WAYNE! You fake! You funky-eyebrowed freak! (slams book on his head)

(Another scene, this one of Roger standing on the balcony in his pj's and robe. A group of girls come running in, chanting his name, surround him, he screams in terror, then the group leaves, carrying shredded pieces of his robe. He looks around in a daze.)

Roger: Good thing they left my underwear. (pauses) Wait, where's that draft coming from?? (glances back, then blushes and skidders sideways off the set)

(Another scene. End of act 22, when Roger and Dorothy are leaving the set, Dorothy still in the gray rubber suit and the flower in her hair. He hands her the bouquet and goes to unknotting his tie.)

Roger: That was exhausting, Dora. 22 takes.
Dorothy: Well, pervert, if you weren't insisting in pulling me onto your lap instead of just putting the flowers in my hair -
Roger (pulling tie off, smirking): How can I help it? You're so touchable.

(Fangirl suddenly runs in, grabbing the tie out of his hands, and runs off.)

Fangirl: WOO-HOO!!! SPOILS OF WAR!! I got Curve-Butt's tie!
Roger (shrugging): Good thing I've got an account at Saks'.

* * *

(Back to the hosts. Schwarzwald runs in.)

Schwarzwald: WHERE DID YOU HIDE THE REEL, YOU GOVERNMENT PAWNS???
Roger: What reel?
Dorothy: The Red Bull one.
Roger: The one with the warning of "Danger. Government Health Warning. This music can make you irritable and irrational and has been linked to disorders of the nervous system and bowels."
Schwarzwald: YES! That one! That has to be my Red Bull reel!
Dorothy: I sold it.
Schwarzwald: WHAT?? To whom??
Dorothy: Some guy on Ebay. He said his name was evanASF27.
Schwarzwald: I'll get you, Evan, you Paradigm Lapdog!!

(Schwarzwald runs off.)

Roger: Come on, who really has it?
Dorothy: No one. It's an urban legend.

(Roger face-faults out of his chair.)

Dorothy: At least I think it is. (smiles) And now, for the next clip.

(Roger's hand reaches up and pulls her down by the front of her shirt again.)

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Originally posted by Lady Tesser (Back to the hosts. Schwarzwald runs in.) Schwarzwald: WHERE DID YOU HIDE THE REEL, YOU GOVERNMENT PAWNS??? Roger: What reel? Dorothy: The Red Bull one. Roger: The one with the warning of "Danger. Government Health Warning. This music can make you irritable and irrational and has been linked to disorders of the nervous system and bowels." Schwarzwald: YES! That one! That has to be my Red Bull reel! Dorothy: I sold it. Schwarzwald: WHAT?? To whom?? Dorothy: Some guy on Ebay. He said his name was evanASF27. Schwarzwald: I'll get you, Evan, you Paradigm Lapdog!! (Schwarzwald runs off.)

Evan- GUYS!!!
You'll never believe the blooper I just found!! I got it from eBay!!!!

Here lemme show you
ww.ebay.
*Schwarzwald clobers Evan*
Schwarzwald- GIVE ME MY REEL YOU UNJUST GOVERNMENT DOG!!!
Evan- HEY O.o;;; WTF!?!?!
*grabs the reel back and runs away without finishing the link*




*runs into Paradigm-forums*
HEEEEELLLLLPPPPP!!!!!! o.o;;;
*schwartzwald running behind*
Schwartzwald- THAT'S MINE!! GIVE IT BA.... what the...another Me?! *looking at Schwarzwald (the member)*
Schwarzwald (member)- uhh... hello?
Schwarzwald- IMPOSTER!!
*runs after both evanASF27 and Schwarzwald*
Big Fau- HAHAAHAHAHAA!!! Get him Schwarzwald!
Schwarzwald- YOU! You stole my Megadeus!!!! *foaming at the mouth*
Big Fau- WHAT!??!?! O_O;;;

*the chase goes on until Krang and Shredder block the doorway*
everyone running- O.O;;; *HAULTS!!*
Krang- What are you people doing?!
Shredder- and you with the bandages, cosplay somewhere else!
Schwarzwald- =_=;;;

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I need to get a life O.o;;; God I scare myself :-S

But Shady Dark Lady came up with this brilliant idea and she wanted me to work with her on it ... here goes ...

(Roger stirs in the bed, hearing noise from the livingroom. He groans, turns, slams a pillow down on his head, but still can't drown out the noise of the piano ... and a guitar? He gets up, shoving his arms into his robe and his feet into slippers, then slams the door open.)

Roger: What the - R. DOROTHY WAYNERIGHT! ... Who the hell is that?

(The music stops. Dorothy turns from the piano to look at Roger, while Dorian Wayneright looks up from his guitar.)

Dorian: Does he always yell at you like that?
Dorothy: Yes. His manners are sorely lacking.
Dorian: At least he doesn't run around in his underwear like Roxanne does.
Dorothy: I wish he would, sometimes.
Dorian (to Roger): Can't you see we're jamming here?
Dorothy: Dorian, he is my friend ...
Dorian: Well, Roger Smith, if you don't mind, can I take Dorothy on a date? I may be biased since she's my female counterpart, but she is one gorgeous android!
Roger (snarling): YES, I mind! Dorothy, don't you have other things to do this morning?
Dorothy: Like what, Roger? Get your clothes ready? You wear the same thing everyday. You must have a hundred pieces of the same black suit.
Dorian: Damn, you weren't kidding about his fashion sense reeking. Although Roxanne looks better in hers. (to Roger) Why can't I take her out on a date? It's not like you are. (grins) Beside,s we make beautiful music together.
Roger (fuming): I don't think it's any of your business what my relationship with Dorothy is. (folds his arms and smirks) And I wouldn't dare call that racket 'music', Droid-Boy.
Dorian: Blasphemer - Queen is NOT racket!
Roger: I don't have time for this - I need to get ready for work.

(Roger leaves the two androids and gets dressed while the two Waynerights continue playing Queen.)

A little while later ...

(A knock comes from the door a Roger goes to answer it. It is Roxanne Smith, wearing her black suit but with her hair down from the bun - which makes her look quite pretty.)

Roxanne (right up to Roger, staring him eye-to-eye quite easily since she is in four-inch stiletto heels): Your Dorothy is corrupting my Dorian! All he ever talks about is Dorothy!
Roger: Well, maybe if you gave him some music lessons, he wouldn't be here polluting my ears with this racket!
Dorian and Dorothy: IT'S NOT RACKET!
Roger: Hey, you look real good in that suit, sugar.
Roxanne: So do you, cookie. But I still don't like my Dorian sneaking out this early in the morning to play with Dorothy. He has other things he should be doing ...
Dorian (to Dorothy): Like laying out her black suit, which is identical to all her other hundred black suits?

Dorothy giggles. Roger hands Roxanne his card.)

Roger: Here, have my card. (gives her a dazzling smile) If you ever need a negotiator ...
Roxanne (identical dazzling smile): Are you trying to negotiate a date with me, Mr. Smith?
Roger: Miss Smith, I'm starting to regret chastising Dorian for coming over.
Roxanne: I do apologize for insulting Dorothy ...
Roger: Coffee, gorgeous?
Roxanne: No cream or sugar, handsome.

(Both smirk at each other. Dorian and Dorothy leave their instruments and go to pulling Roxanne and Roger apart.)

Dorothy: Norman was right -
Dorian: - she said this would happen.

Lady Tesser and evanASF27,
OMG! THAT WAS HILARIOUS! Did you two plan that, or did Lady Tesser start it and evanASF27 run with it? LOL! That is a great post!
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(Cut to hosts)
Dorothy: (climbing back up to the stool) You know, dear, we have no clips of Norman.
Roger: (clming back up to stool, his hair and tie are messed up) You know. I think you might be right.
Dorothy: What's that reel you have in your hand?
Roger: I don't know. Let's roll it. (Guy takes it off stage)

Schwartzvalds voice: HEY! GIVE ME THAT REEL! That has to be the REAL reel I'm looking for.
Guy's voice: I don't think so.

(Roger and Dorothy carefully slip to the floor again)

Schwarts Voice: GIVE ME THAT REEL!
Guy's voice: NO! NEVER!

Fight ensues. Camera turns to the fight.

Schwartz: GIVE.. ME.. THE.. REEL!
Guy: (hands it over) Fine, its just a reel about Norman.
Schwartz: HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! (Holds reel up) NOW I HAVE YOU!

Schwartzvald watches the reel.
Schwartz: WHAT? I've been tricked! This is a reel about Norman! GAH! WHERE IS MY REEL?

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Originally posted by pen1300 Lady Tesser and evanASF27, OMG! THAT WAS HILARIOUS! Did you two plan that, or did Lady Tesser start it and evanASF27 run with it? LOL! That is a great post!

I DON'T EVEN KNOW HER O.o;;; Nope it wasn't planned...I just saw something that I could "extend" >:- D MUAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

I just thought I'd toss that scene out and I figured Evan was best at taking the ball and running.

Improvisational fanficking or something. ^_^

So I take it a made the grade, Lady Tesser?
lol
Next time I see an opportunity like that DON'T HOLD ME BACK @.@
I can't really start things like that...but I can continue them and make them pretty funny down the line

I wonder what Krang and Shredder would think aout my ending there?