Articles of Impeachment against Richard Cheney

Dude Love 07-02-2007 08:00 PM
Just thought I'd bring this up.

  1. The impeachment movement has been gaining strength with Richard Cheney's assertions he is not part of the Executive Branch and his violations of the regulations of that branch.

  2. If Richard Cheney were impeached, the President of the Senate presides over the hearing. The President of the Senate is Richard Cheney.
Sharpshooter005 07-03-2007 05:17 PM
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If Richard Cheney were impeached, the President of the Senate presides over the hearing. The President of the Senate is Richard Cheney.


I'm guessing this would be achieved with some sort of pallet swap
X Prime 07-03-2007 07:25 PM
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Originally posted by Sharpshooter005
What about some gigantic roulette wheel set up in the middle of the capitol building

Or wait...no..the price is right wheel. We just place words on it instead of numbers then do what the wheel lands on. I mean it worked for bob barker, he's been alive and employed since the dawn of the universe.


He almost beat God (and by that I mean me) at golf too. It was insane. Who knew he could have putted into that tiny black hole from that many lightyears?
Hollow XXVI 07-03-2007 08:16 PM
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Originally posted by Sharpshooter005
What about some gigantic roulette wheel set up in the middle of the capitol building

Or wait...no..the price is right wheel. We just place words on it instead of numbers then do what the wheel lands on. I mean it worked for bob barker, he's been alive and employed since the dawn of the universe.


...I'm voting for the Price is Right Wheel.

..wait can I vote for Giuliani AND the Wheel as vice president?
Sharpshooter005 07-06-2007 04:37 PM
The plinko machine is the house of representatives. Bicameral legislature and all
Sharpshooter005 07-06-2007 07:24 PM
I'd also like to announce my candidacy for president, much like fred thompson is claiming, I am the only true republican. Also, the only true democrat. And the only true libertarian, and the only true member of the green party. All other candidates are cyborgs or holograms projected by the greys who want to take us over.

Once elected I will instantly resign, appoint myself head of the CIA, and give the presidency to, again, the wheel from the price is right.

Sharpshooter005 in 2008: The six seconds I'm president will be like an orgasm of democracy.
X Prime 07-06-2007 07:30 PM
And I will of course declare the wheel unfit for office and take over.
Hollow XXVI 07-06-2007 07:59 PM
...wait, how did YOU come into the picture at any point? :o
Sharpshooter005 07-07-2007 11:46 AM
...Maybe he's actually the golfing game
X Prime 07-07-2007 11:53 AM
Maybe I am, maybe I ain't.

DO YOU WANT TO TAKE THE CHANCE?
Sharpshooter005 07-07-2007 11:54 AM
I bid 420 loel smoek everyday
Hollow XXVI 07-07-2007 07:29 PM
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Originally posted by Sharpshooter005
...Maybe he's actually the golfing game


I thought he was a computer?

Or maybe an AIM bot.

o.o
Sharpshooter005 07-09-2007 12:13 AM
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Originally posted by Hollow XXVI
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Originally posted by Sharpshooter005
...Maybe he's actually the golfing game


I thought he was a computer?


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<Sharpshooter005> well yeah I thought you were a robot x built


wait what.
Hollow XXVI 07-09-2007 04:57 AM
..computers can't build robots?
Sharpshooter005 07-09-2007 03:51 PM
What if he in turn was then built by an even grander computer.

...Now I'm scared