James Cameron set to make a shocking announcement

Sharpshooter005 02-26-2007 08:27 PM
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two containers that resembled coolers of sort


So camron is saying Jesus was interred in one of those styrofoam coolers you get at the gas station.

Look I know theres that whole "people were shorter back then" argument but this is really reaching.

Unless....did he use that machine from terminator, and just sort of appear in biblical times yelling "YOUR COFFINS, GIVE THEM TO ME"
Hollow XXVI 02-26-2007 08:53 PM
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Originally posted by X Prime
What about me? ;_;


Get with providing. ;D

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Originally posted by the guy with 57 internets
Unless....did he use that machine from terminator, and just sort of appear in biblical times yelling "YOUR COFFINS, GIVE THEM TO ME"


....

LMAO

*hands Sharpie 10 more internets*
Sharpshooter005 02-26-2007 09:08 PM
Now I just heard a report claiming the "DNA evidence" proves the bodies in the tomb are related to one another, and there are names such as Yehoshua which from my understanding is the equivilent of how everyone in the 19th century seemingly was named john smith (unrelated note, if you're related to someone with that name...and..pretty much everyone has at least one somewhere, thats REAL fun to try and research.). Furthermore wasn't this tomb first uncovered in the 1980s and nothing..really has seemingly come of it in the intervening decades?

Yes, director of Piranha II: The Spawning, this is clearly the biggest discovery of our time.. Confused

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LMAO


I just heard someone make a "he's taking this 'king of the world' thing way too far" which is like eight times better of a joke
X Prime 02-26-2007 09:09 PM
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Originally posted by Hollow XXVI
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Originally posted by X Prime
What about me? ;_;


Get with providing. ;D


So, er... physical therapy?
Hollow XXVI 02-26-2007 09:12 PM
Don't belittle yourself Sharpie, that was great. Plus Terminator > Titanic.

Physical therapy? I didn't say anything about physical therapy, no.
X Prime 02-26-2007 09:47 PM
You just said therapy, not what kind. Ahem.

PS: Titanic sucked ass, Q.E.D.
Hollow XXVI 02-26-2007 09:57 PM
Yes, I know, and I did mean physical therapy, I'm just yanking your chain. ;o

I haven't even seen Titanic and know it sucked ass, lol.
Dangerous 02-27-2007 04:44 AM
I have no evidence that James Cameron said that. I have not seen by myself if it is true.

If it is true I think James said that to get attention. He is a "démagogue" (you know what I mean). The only way to get attention is doing like Mel Gibson : create a scandal in talking about things relating to religion. I creating this scandal, he wins. I am right because we are all talking about him now. And that's what he wants. We are playing to his game.

He has less success than Mel Gibson now. He just provokes a scandal to make us talking about him.

PS : TITANIC SUCKS !!!
Dangerous 02-27-2007 09:15 AM
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Originally posted by Mr. Peabody
I hope when Cameron opens Jesus' coffin, he finds this inscription:

Dear James:

I'll be back.

See? I do have a sense of humor!

Love,

Jesus

P.S.

Titanic sucked.


Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin I swear I was folded in two and laughing in reading that. LOL
dominusofdeath 02-27-2007 09:36 AM
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Originally posted by Hollow XXVI
Yes, I know, and I did mean physical therapy, I'm just yanking your chain. ;o

I haven't even seen Titanic and know it sucked ass, lol.


Near! Far! Wherever you are!

some crap about a heart going on. I just had to.
Sharpshooter005 02-27-2007 12:41 PM
...And also, celene deon also sang at the oscars, ruining the otherwise awesome tribute to Ennio Morricone by causing me to feel obligated to mute my television.

CONSPIRACY?!
Hollow XXVI 02-27-2007 01:43 PM
Celine Dion is.....terrible, yes

...my gopd, it IS a conspiracy.
Nine Kuze 02-27-2007 01:51 PM
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Originally posted by DominusofDeath
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Originally posted by Hollow XXVI
Yes, I know, and I did mean physical therapy, I'm just yanking your chain. ;o

I haven't even seen Titanic and know it sucked ass, lol.


Near! Far! Wherever you are!

some crap about a heart going on. I just had to.

MY HEART WILL GO ON AND OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!

Wait, what's all this about a cons- Morricone, GET DOWN!
Peace.
Dude Love 02-28-2007 01:56 AM
Morricone? As in Ennio Morricone? He's the man.

So, what about all that DNA evidence he has apparently proving that it actually is Jesus. What did he compare it to? Was the DNA glowing? Perhaps it was a triple helix [/Bad Holy Trinity Joke]? Did he store it in a vial with water only to find when he was doing tests it was dissolved in wine? Or, perhaps it just took twenty years to finally get a cotton swab from the almighty (the tomb was discovered 20 years ago)... If that's the case, will God be revealed as the father on Maury?
Ace of Spades 02-28-2007 02:19 AM
I see in the near future James Cameron yelling at mice with his shirt off.
Sharpshooter005 02-28-2007 08:44 AM
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Originally posted by Ace of Spades
I see in the near future James Cameron yelling at mice with his shirt off.


This is his next documentary
The Fallen Phoenix 02-28-2007 01:30 PM
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Originally posted by Dude Love
Morricone? As in Ennio Morricone? He's the man.

So, what about all that DNA evidence he has apparently proving that it actually is Jesus. What did he compare it to? Was the DNA glowing? Perhaps it was a triple helix [/Bad Holy Trinity Joke]? Did he store it in a vial with water only to find when he was doing tests it was dissolved in wine? Or, perhaps it just took twenty years to finally get a cotton swab from the almighty (the tomb was discovered 20 years ago)... If that's the case, will God be revealed as the father on Maury?


That's the same stance I'm taking, Dude. In the absence of any defensible arguments that have actually been spelled out yet, I'm currently defaulting to the typical postulates that have stood for a fair amount of time:

1. Yeshua/Jesus, Joseph, Mary, etc. were common given names of the time, so finding a tomb with all of those names does not, by itself, prove anything.

2. As far as I know (and this is admittedly little since I am not an expert in biblical history beyond what I've studied in critical reading Theology classes in high school), Jesus was the son of a rather poor carpenter, and probably didn't have all that much money himself. Therefore, it seems reasonable to conclude that Jesus and his family lacked the income to pay for such a tomb.

3. DNA testing can, at best, prove all the people in the tomb are related. It cannot confirm the identity of someone who existed over two thousand years ago unless there is another source to compare it to (whether that is another DNA source from that time, or from a suspected decedent, etc.). I fail to see how DNA testing--which shouldn't be all that accurate to begin with since you're using some really dated materials here--can confirm anything regarding this individual's identity.

Now, it might be possible to date the bodies around the time that Jesus apparently lived, and it might also be possible to find evidence that the body supposedly belonging to Jesus died via crucifixion, and if so, that improves the credibility of the argument a great deal. It still isn't a final word, however, since that could still be chalked up to coincidence; I'm not saying that's the position I would necessarily take, obviously I haven't seen the evidence, but that is still a possibility.

4. It's certainly fair to assume that, while the Gospels themselves (which any serious Biblical scholar knows aren't meant to be the literal truths) were written several decades after Jesus' apparent death and resurrection, there is some evidence that there were older transcripts around detailing Jesus' teaching (and, one might assume, his life and death), and there were certainly eye-witnesses who at least lived in the two or three decades following his death. Presuming the belief surrounding resurrection emerged that quickly, and I'm inclined to think that it did, it would be hard to fool everyone, and based on the evolution of Christianity in the first few centuries immediately following Jesus' death, I don't think it was a belief that was intended to be a total sham just to attract more followers. Again, none of this is certain, but I'd like to think that if people were seriously looking to discredit belief of the Resurrection, it would have been done in the early years of Christianity, and since it hasn't been done up until now (and there has been no evidence of it having been done until now), it is at least safe to assume--at the very least--that it will prove improbable (though not necessarily impossible) to do so.

Again, these are just some of my initial rational reactions to what I've heard thus far, and I in no way am presuming this is the last word, nor that--if there is indeed a last word--I have it. I am probably the last person to have a last word because, quite frankly, I'm not educated enough in archeology, biology, or biblical studies to have a compelling opinion on this subject matter. As such, I am going to be far more inclined to--outside of the brief reasonings outlined above--also default to my religious beliefs, and--irrational though they might seem--I'm confident enough in them that I do not believe that even something as potentially compelling as this will shake them.

...damn it, should have been working on my Parmenides descriptive essay for my Philosophy class tomorrow morning. Oh well; I'll have to finish that after dance class, I suppose...

P.S. Ennio Morricone is indeed the man.
Sharpshooter005 02-28-2007 01:43 PM
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it might also be possible to find evidence that the body supposedly belonging to Jesus died via crucifixion


Evidence of a puncture wound to the abdomen consistent with a roman spear wouldn't hurt either
Jonny Axehandle 03-01-2007 04:45 PM
Wikipedia is priceless. (see attachment)
Bismarck 03-02-2007 08:13 PM
It's nigh impossible to prove the idenity of a body going back that far in history. The first problem is that there is no genetic referrence for him to work with. Three bodies are related, so what? This isn't like the Egyptian Pharaohs were you have a line of relatives stretching back. I call bullsh** on this one.