[Other] PPGZ Panoramic Images: The Second Raid!

Asirt 02-11-2007 03:14 PM
A peaceful day in Tokyo City!

Today's a great day to be in school, unless you're Momoko...



You see, Momoko's been having a bit of a problem. Lately, she's been rejected with many older boys in her school. No one seems to be interested in her, so she decides to start dating boys her age...

"I'm mad! I'm going to force this boy to go out with me!"



"HEY YOU!"



"Huh?"



"YOU'RE COMING WITH ME!"

Sweatdrop

At the top of the school...



"What do you want, Momoko?"



"YOU'RE GOING OUT WITH ME, AND THAT'S FINAL!!!!!"

"AHH! RUN AWAY!!!!!"

Meanwhile...

"Oh boy! I can't wait to try these fries, mojo!"



"Wait. What's this?!"

"WHAT?! There's a fry missing from my order! NO ONE MESSES WITH ME, MOJO!"



"THAT'S IT! I'M TAKING OVER THE WORLD TODAY!!!"





"HAHAHA! I will get the all the fries I want so that I can take over the world!"

Back at school...

"Hmm... maybe I was too forceful on him."



"You think?"



"Anyway, you have to help us with cleaning the classroom today!"

But then...

"Uh-oh! Mojo's at it again!"



"Miss Keane! My heart hurts!" "My heart hurts too!" "My heart is beating with sorrow, Miss Keane!"

"You sure you don't need my special treatment?" Happy

"YES!"



Go Girls Go!

"HEY MOJO! DON'T BE DESTROYING OUR CITY JUST BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T GET THAT FRY YOU WANTED!" "YEAH!"





"Ow... Mommy, can I have fries with that meal...?"



And so...



"That was so embarrassing! I can't believe Mojo beat us!"

"Look! It's my new boyfriend!"



"Hi there, cutie!"



"Barf! She thinks they're a better couple than us?! We'll show her, someday..."



"You heard that?" Sure did, hehehehe...."

"How long do think they'll last?"



"I'll give them until the end of this episode."

Lunch Time!



Man, I'm hungry from all this romance stuff. Time for some grub.

Back in class...



"Hehe. He's thinking about me." "MUST... ESCAPE... FROM... HERE..."

"Ugh. I can't understand what she sees in that guy..."



Apparently, Momoko's seeing an entirely different person in her mind...



"Hey, Kaoru. Are you thinking about that special someone, too?"



"NO WAY! I have no interest in gi-- I mean boys."



"Hmm... maybe I should tell the professor about this."



At the lab...



"NO WAY! YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO BE DATING!"



"I DIDN'T START DATING UNTIL I WAS 20 YEARS OLD! ARGGGHHHHH!!!!"

He's sure taking this well. Tongue

After school...

"Momoko should be here soon..."



"Look, it's my boyfriend! Hi, sweetie!"



"Uh, yeah. We should talk about that..."



"I was thinking, too. We should go to the beach at night for a romantic evening!"

"No, that's not it. You see, I can't go out with you. You spending time with me is taking away from my fun time, which is teasing people with fake toys."



"Oh..."



"I'm sorry. I guess this wasn't meant to be, huh?"

"No, but there is one thing I want to do with you now."

"What's that?"

And so...

"WAHHHHH! HELP ME! THIS GUY'S NUTS!!!"



"HAHAHA! COME ON, IT'S JUST A STUPID FROG!"

And so, Momoko was rejected once again, thanks to FROGS, SPIDERS, AND SNAKES!



...you know, the girls never defeated Mojo. Let's check on him.



"So full... Ate too many fries at once..."

NEXT WEEK!



Yet another food related villain of the week!
Chitter-Box-Kat 02-11-2007 05:35 PM
You just made my day with this. Pleased Thank you! <3

And what exactly is that guy made of? Shitake-something? Takoyaki?
Nine Kuze 02-15-2007 08:42 AM
quote:
"NO WAY! I have no interest in gi-- I mean boys."

f***ing hilarious and I can see that implication as well. Nice stuff.
Peace.
Asirt 02-16-2007 06:10 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Chitter-Box-Kat
And what exactly is that guy made of? Shitake-something? Takoyaki?


It's pasta.

quote:
I can see that implication as well.


So can the fans, Nine. Tongue

This next episode should be interesting...
Asirt 02-18-2007 01:22 PM
[Pans also featured at Moetron]

A peaceful day in Tokyo City!

Hmm... where are those spores going?



Why, to that pasta dine-in, of course!



"What kind of a joke is this?! This pasta has black spores all over it!"



"I'm terribly sorry, my love."

Just then...



"I say, this city's pasta is horrible!"

Confused

"They put too much sauce and seasoning in the pasta. This place is no good for me."



"I will go back to my home town where the pasta is to die for!"

Elsewhere...



A girl finds the pasta monster, who is on a quest to go back to his home country.



"Get out of my way, silly girl! I'm busy!"

"But, you're lonely and stuff."



"I'm not! I have friends that are waiting for me back home."

But then...

"There's the monster. GET HIM!"



"HEY! Don't mess with him, or else you'll have to mess with me!"

And so, with the push of a button on her belt, she blew the bad guys away.



"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"




Much later...



"There's the boat. You can leave this city and go back to your country!"

"I must say, thank you for saving me and helping me in my quest."



"No problem. Today was a boring episode for everyone here, anyway!"

"All right. Until we meet again!"



"Goodbye!"

And so, the pasta monster went back home, thanks to BAD TASTE!

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Episode 33.5 - Monkey Love

A romantic day in Tokyo City!

"HAHAHA! I will surely take over the world with this new robot, mojo!"



The next day...

"Yo, what's up, mojo? What to go on a smooth ride with Slim Daddy?"



God, that is SO LAME.

"Why of course I'll go with you. You have a nice car!" Happy



"Of course I do, mojo."

At the movies...

"According to this love book, I have to do this!"



"This is a great movie, huh?" "Yeah." Happy

"HEY!"



"Sorry. Monkeys shouldn't be watching this scene." Happy

After the movie...

"Did you see a monkey and his girl come through here?"



"Yes I did. They went to the beach." "OH NO! Who knows what Mojo will do to her."

And so...

"Hey surfer boys! Did you see a monkey and his date come through here?"



"Yeah. They went to some fancy restaurant in the city." "WHAT?!"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Time to some dinner!" "AHHH!" Frown



Dinner time...

"This is quite a fancy place, Mr. Slim Daddy. How did you manage to get reservations?" Happy



"Being in the villain business takes care of me financially, mojo."



"Why don't I play you a little song, Miss Keane?"



"Wow. You're such a great piano player." Happy



"Thanks."

After the big date...

"Hey, waiter. Did you see a monkey and his girl pass through here?"



"Yes I did. He was playing the piano a while ago. He was rather terrible at it."



WHAT?! We better hurry, girls!"

And so...

"Hold it right there, Mojo."Hi, Powerpuff Girls Z. Don't interrupt my date."





"WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

"Look. Isn't the view nice from here?"



"It sure is." Happy

I wrote you this note." How cute. He even wrote it in English. Smile



"I'm sorry, but I'm already with someone." Frown

OWCH!

After being crushed before his very eyes...



"This is my boyfriend, Sugar Mole Hustla." Happy "S'up, man?"



"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

"Well, Mojo. I hope you've learned your lesson."



"I sure have, Girls."



"WAAHHHHHHHHHH!"

"I'm never falling in love again!"



And so, Mojo's heart was crushed, thanks to the MOLE RACE!

Chitter-Box-Kat 02-18-2007 03:06 PM
That guy was like a scarecrow mixed with a mole and an anorexic person. Super skinny waist. o_0
Asirt 02-25-2007 07:00 PM
[Pans also featured at Moetron]

A peaceful afternoon in Tokyo City!

Welcome to Miyako's house, a very big and clean home.



The house even has its own lake! Talk about high-class!



However, rumor has it that this house is actually haunted.



Scary...

The Big Night!



"Wow. Thanks for the food!"



Everyone had a big feast, and went to sleep...



Later that night...

"I'm scared of the dark! I think I heard something!



"Huh?! Where's it coming from, and why didn't Miyako wake up from the noise?"

"We better check it out!



"Nope. Nothing here.

TRIP!

"HEY! Who tripped us?!"



"AHHHHH! It's a ghost!!!!"



"What ghost?"

"BEHIND YOU!



"We gotta get out of here!" "What did we do to deserve this?"

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FLASHBACK!

"You have a nice mirror, Miyako."



"Thanks. Can you guys help me with the cleaning?" "Sure."

And so...

"Cleaning stinks! I want to have fun instead!"



"I wish we could, but we promised we'd clean this spot for Miyako."



"OH YEAH? WELL I SAY WE DON'T CLEAN THE HOUSE UP, OKAY?!!!!!?!"



END FLASHBACK!

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"Looks like we should have cleaned the house, huh?"

And so with their superpowers, they were able to clean the house back to normal, and the ghosts (secretly the black spores) went away.



"Great job, Girls. You saved my house by cleaning it up for me."



And so...

Uh....

Yeah... Sweatdrop
Asirt 03-04-2007 12:31 PM
Since this week is a new episode, I'll announce the winners of the PPGZ Panoramic Images Contest we had a while back.

I've read through both entries, and they were very well done. Even though it was difficult for the both of them, they were still able to provide me with some good episodes. I'm proud to announce the winners:

The title of The Awesome Storyteller goes to Nine XXVI with his entry from Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex. Very funny episode with some references to Taxi Driver. He will narrate episode 37 of PPGZ. Look forward to that!

The title of The Ultimate Storyteller goes to Green_Bird with her entry from Saiyuki. Great episode with some funny moments. She will narrate episode 38 of PPGZ. Should be an exciting episode indeed!

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A peaceful day in Tokyo City!

It looks like just your average photo shoot...



Until...



"AHHHHHH!!!! Someone help me! The weeds are going to eat MEEEE!!!!"

You forget his little friend as well, silly girl.



"HAHAHA! I will get rid of you both and nothing will stand in my way!"



Elsewhere...

Time to step on it, Girls! They need your help!



"Hold it right there, weeds! Time to get rid of you!"





"Owchies...."



"Great job, Girls! Reward yourselves with some more weeds!"



And so, the people got high, thanks to WEED!
Nine Kuze 03-04-2007 03:52 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Asirt
The title of The Awesome Storyteller goes to Nine XXVI with his entry from Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex. Very funny episode with some references to Taxi Driver. He will narrate episode 37 of PPGZ. Look forward to that!

Cool, thanks Asirt and I'm looking forward to narrarting that one.



Um... why does Green_Bird get "Ultimate" and I get "Awesome"? It just seems like ultimate sounds so much better. I should be like "The Undisputed Storyteller" or something like that.

I'm playing and cool that Green_Bird and myself get to narrate an episode of PPGZ... no matter what are titles are. >_<

Also this episode seemed rather short, didn't it?
Peace.
Asirt 03-04-2007 04:48 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Nine XXVI
Um... why does Green_Bird get "Ultimate" and I get "Awesome"? It just seems like ultimate sounds so much better.


That's the idea, Nine. Tongue

quote:
This episode seemed rather short, didn't it?


Yeah, but you're not missing much.

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A peaceful day in Tokyo City!

The main villain of this show decides to take a break after the last encounter with the Powerpuff Girls Z...



"Time to watch my favorite monster movie with my new PORTABLE DVD PLAYER!"



Movie Time!

"Go monsters! Destroy Tokyo City with all your might!"



"All right! I love this part!"



"Time to step on it, Girls! They need your help!"


"Hmm... this narrator. He must be stopped at all costs! Always sending those little BRATS to 'save the day'."

"All right, Girls! Time to fight!"





"Owchies!"

Later...





"ZZZ... must... break... up... girls... for... ever... ZZZ...."

And so, HIM finally got the vacation he deserved, thanks to HIS PORTABLE DVD PLAYER!



NEXT WEEK!



"What?! This can't be! You can't do this to me! My financial state depends on this job!"
Asirt 03-06-2007 04:37 PM
Q: "I just noticed that another person is using your pans for his own purposes, Asirt! You should beat him up right now!"

You mean Moetron's site? The owner of the site has been given permission from me to use some of the pan images. That's why you're seeing them there as well. Remember this, though. Not all the entries will have my pans, so you're still getting the best of the best in this thread, fans.

Q: "Asirt, my internet connection is 10Mbits, and it still takes a while to load the images! What are you doing to do about that?!"

Since a number of members have asked me about this, I will re-host the old images on Imageshack, since the thumbnail size is much smaller. Future episodes will be hosted on Imageshack as well. I cannot guarantee that the older images will stay up forever, though. This should make the thread look better.

Look forward to the next episode! Big Grin
Asirt 03-11-2007 01:07 PM
[Pans also featured at Moetron]

A peaceful night in Tokyo City!



Hmm... what's that spore up to now?



It's heading to Miyako's bed...



"Hahahahahaha...."



The next day!



Mojo Jojo is working on his newest plan to destroy the girls once and for all.



...if he's not busy eating ramen, that is.



"This is good stuff, mojo. I shall steal all of these when I go outside to destroy the girls today, mojo."

And so...

"Hold it right there, Mojo--. HEY! What are you doing, Blossom?!"



"Hmm... I don't feel like fighting today." "WHAT?! Why not? Is it because everyone in the world saw your strawberry underwear?!"

"DON'T YOU DARE BRING THAT UP AGAIN!"

Earlier at school...

"Wow, Miyako. Your Octi doll is really cute!"



Sorry, Kaoru. You can't play with it yet. Tongue

"Today is gym class, and we've got that big test today!"



"I totally forgot! I need to go to my locker..."



Outside...

"OK, Momoko. You're next." "Great! Wish me luck, guys!"



Shocked

"TA-DA!"



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!



"What's so funny?"

You! Laughing

"WAHHHHHHHH!!!!!"



And so...



"I've never been so embarrassed in my whole life. Now everyone knows I wear pink strawberry underwear!"

"HA! Enough! I've had it with this memory lane! Time to destroy you girls once and for all!"





And so, the Powerpuff Girls Z were defeated. You'd think this would be the end of the show, right?



Wrong.

Later...

"It feels good to be the new mayor of Tokyo City, mojo."



"I can finally have that wonderful feast that I've always wanted to eat!"




But then...!

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! I SHOULD BE SITTING IN THAT CHAIR, NOT YOU!"





"Girls! You must hurry! A giant octopus is destroying the city!"



"Let's go, Girls!"

But then...

HAHAHA! I will crush you into little pieces!"



"Starting with YOU!"



"NO!"

And so, Bubbles uses her ultimate attack, the PUPPY FACE SMASH! Oh, I can't bear to resist!



"NOOOOOOOOOO! CAN'T... RESIST... PUPPY... FACE...!!!!!!!"



Bubbles and Octi are finally together again!



"That sure was great, Ken." "Yep. Hey Mayor, did you see Momoko's pink strawberry underwear?"


"WAHHHHHHHHHHH!"

And so, the day is saved, thanks to OCTOPUS, MONKEYS, and STRAWBERRY UNDERWEAR!



"WHEN I GET BACK FROM MY VACATION, I SWEAR I'LL DESTROY THEM!!"

NEXT WEEK!

Nine XXVI guest stars as narrator while Asirt goes on a short vacation!



Just when you thought the girls' character designs were weird already...
Nine Kuze 03-11-2007 02:09 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Asirt
NEXT WEEK!

Nine XXVI guest stars as narrator while Asirt goes on a short vacation!

Rite, rite. Asirt's reign of terror is over for the time being.

Now to usher in a new wave of corrupted darkness...

...and I get two episode to narrate. Kickass. And lol, strawberry panties.
Peace.
Nine Kuze 03-25-2007 05:37 PM
quote:
PPGZ OVERTURE...
"So what were his last words?"

"Who, Asirt's?"

"No you moron, Charles Foster Kane's. Of course Asirt!"

"I don't know, maybe I can go on a two hour tour de force and interview around three people who knew him and what they meant to him."

"That's a good idea, I like it."

"But sir, won't we get in trouble with this story? I mean, Asirt's not dead, he's on vacation and the anime narrating business will be in an uproar because of this."

"Whose narratin' this sting, kid? You provide the pans and I'll provide the war. And before I kick you out of here so you can get going on your assignment, I'll tell you something else; Narrating anime has nothing to do with the anime narrating business. It's image, people! IMAGE! Now, get out of here youse...


It's Tokyo City and here, you have to look at things... closer.

Take this guy for instance. For as long as he can remember, all his life, he's always wanted to be a gang- er, a manga artist and dazzle the graphic novel world with his magic.


...er, did I say magic beforehand?




Some more crap, I mean, visual wonders from his notepad of drawings. He plans on drawing some of the most colorful characters and the best manga of all-time (yeah... with this, wait there's always more).


"Hey! I am going to make the best manga ever, omniscient voice guy... Hey, you sound much different than the other guy who does this, and he was nicer too. Anyway, this is the main villain in my story in an adapation of the..."


..."POWERPUFF GIRLS! Kickin' ass and takin' names. They're my favorite superheroes! They are so powerful, awesome and really freakin' ho-"


Boss: "ARE YOU DRAWING THAT CRAP AGAIN OF THE ANIME BASED VERSION OF THE GIRL SUPERHEROES?! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT WILL NEVER SELL! FANTAISE ABOUT THEM ON OUR OWN TIME! GIVE ME YOUR DRAWING PAD, YOU'RE OFF THE CASE!"

Artist: "YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME, YOU SLAVE DRIVER! I DRAW RESULTS DAMMIT!"

...as an unseen and dark evil comes to make things more interesting...

Next day, at the scene of the crime...



GO GO GO RANDOM MONSTER ATTACK ON THE CITY. There's only one superhero group capable with defeating this monster...


...er, I was thinking about the New Avengers but they can probably handle it too. I mean, as long as they're there and all.

Our artist is nervous about his girls and tries something to help... with his drawings.


"Fly my pretties! And get that cute lil' dog too! Wait, that actually worked?! My drawings can come to life?!"


Miyako: "I'll use my Bubbly Hammah! Hey Buttercup, look! That guy made that fleet come out of his drawings! Amazing!"

Kaoru: "What... do you just call me?"

Miyako: "By... your name of course..."

Kaoru: "No, you called me something else? WHAT WAS IT, BUBBL-"

Momoko: "Girls, enough chit-chat. Let's go see him and what his deal is already."


"Um hi. We could have defeated the monster without the assist but how did you do that anyway?"


"Start talking!"

"HOLY CRAP! It's the Powerpuff Girls, and their shaking me down for answers! This is so awesome and... almost, almost. Come on, I can't even get a break here with that?"


"Here's my drawing of my greatest villain... EVAR!"

Momoko: "Eeek, isn't that the guy who said he would destroy us when he came back from his vacation or something like that?"

Kaoru: "I think so, isn't almight and somethin' so evil as well?"

Miyako: "Well yeah, he is all that and... he's still a terrible dresser, even in drawings."

Artist: "As you girls as my witness, I'll never draw again!"


Artist: "I can't believe I vowed that I would never draw again... and that I ripped off a line from Vivien Leigh on top of it!"

"But I said it in front of the girls, and I'll stick to my word and... what the deuce?!"


Artist: "GIRLS?! What are you doing here... with me... in a dark alley at night and..."

Momoko: "Before you keep going, we just wanted to say that you should keep on drawing!"

Kaoru: "Yeah, its your dream and you have to keep going and stick with it!"

Miyako: "And their good as well, you can do it!"

Artist: "Thank you girls! And I will continue being an artist and my best work will be based on..."


"...TEH POWERPUFF GIRLS!"

Momoko: "What the... WE LOOK LIKE MEN! Why did we convince him to keep drawing?!"

Kaoru: "I don't know, I like it. I have muscles on top of muscles!"

Miyako: "...er, Momoko was right. Telling him he was good was the hardest thing we did this entire episode."

And so the day was saved, thanks to lying!

UP NEXT:
Episode 37.5 - Power Prof. Z!


GET READY AND SAY GOODBYE! BIG DADDY PROFESSOR IS HERE AND ITS TIME FOR YOU TO DIE!!!
Peace.
Nine Kuze 03-27-2007 12:43 PM
quote:
Last time on PPGZ...

"Open the pod bay doors, Buttercup"...



I'M AFRAID I CAN'T DO THAT NINE.



...
"I'm gonna make you an offer you CAN'T refuse..."

"Get away with that hammah. You're my clone, where I was drawn as a parody of you from a perverted wannabe manga artist. You were suppose to take care of me a little better is all. It wasn't the artist Buttercup, it was you."

"Remember that night, you came down to the message boards and said 'Twisted clone of mine, this ain't your forum. We're going for the pan on Trisa.' You remember that? This ain't your forum. My forum, I could have trolled Trisa apart. You were my..."

...BONK! Oh yeah, that ALL happened alright. >_>


TODAY, IN TOKYO CITY...

Fuzzy Limpkins and the Ameboas are going buckwild tonight...
I don't know really, maybe going to score some crack or something like that
.

At the girls' school, we find our heroes on a smoke break and...

...no wait, smoking's bad in this picture right? Well, they are doing something busy anyway. Just hope its nothing like SCHOOLWORK or anything like that...


...oh wow, great. They are doing schoolwork. Like that's real important for superheroes like them. Am I right here, folks? Anyway...

Miyako: "What is Kaoru saying under her breath?"


Kaoru: "I haet tests and schoolwork. I haet them with all I have. If I could, I'd do to them what I'd do to Mojo, Princess, HIM, Asirt and all those other idiotic villains as well."


Oh my, Momoko. Cheating? Well, I like to promote that when I can but I just never thought I'd see the day when...


WHAT IS IT, GIRL! TIMMY'S IN TROUBLE! Wait, who the hell is Timmy?

Momoko: "Guys, something is wrong! My Blossom sense is tinglin'!"

Kaoru: "Really? Let's go then!"

Miyako: "What the- What's a 'Blossom Sense'? And do I have a 'Bubbles Sense too'?

Teacher: "What the deuce is going on here? And did you say 'Blossom Sense'? Who are you trying to fool here?"


Momoko: "Come on guys, let's go!"

Miyako: "No really, I want some 'Bubbles Sense' ability too."

Kaoru: "I don't care where we are going. Just glad to get away from that test is all."

You... were failing weren't you? HARD.

Meanwhile, in the slums of Tokyo City...
When I'm riding around in my taxi, and I'll pick up anyone; narrators, mayors, girls with no fingers, whatever the hell Fuzzy is suppose to be, and I just wish someone would wash away all this scum as the slums around here and... this are slums right? Because this whole thing kind of falls apart if they aren't and I just find out its an old building or something like that.


Inside, the Gang Green Gang plots its next underhanded and... rather green of envy scheme.

"Hi youse, take a glance at this."

"What the- Kansas lost?! My bracket is so screwed!"

"What, no. The headline under it with the Professor and... NO WAI, KANSAS LOST?!"

"Guys, let's pay the Professor a visit. MHAHAHAHAHA!"

"My lil' bracket..."


Momoko: "Hurry! If anything has happened to the Professor and Ken..."

WHAT IN THE WORLD!!!111oneno

Professor: "Well, what do you girls think! Me and Ken thought about it and we'll take care of thing from now on and... wait, what are you three doing out of school anyway?'

Miyako: "Well, Momoko's Blossom Sense hit and..."

Professor: "Blossom Sense... you're kidding me with that crap right? Anyway you girls do have to worry about a thing, we got in under control!"

Momoko: "...er, okay. So, I guess we're not in this post."

Kaoru: "I'm just gonna throw this out there since I don't want to go back to school or anything, but... anybody feel like clubbing?"



Later...



Professor: "Ken, show me what's going on the monitor."

Ken: "I told you before, dammit!"

Professor: "Oh right, show me what's on the monitor K-Man."

Ken: "That's better." ^_^

Professor: "They'll be here any minute. Let's get ready..."


Ken: "I know what you are probably thinking; did he swing that staff of his at me three times or eleven times? To tell you the truth, I lost count myself. So the only question to ask is... are you lucky, you green punk? Huh, are you? Do you feel lucky, punk?"


"I'MM TEH GREEN JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!"

ONE: TWO:

AND FOR THE WIN...



Ken: *breathing hard* "It took three hard swings from my staff, but I got them. Got them somethin' so good."

"And now, for the main event..."



You GOTTA be kiddin' me. I didn't sign up for this...


"Alright boys, which of you green suckas wants to be the hero?"

"What the- What's Scrappy Doo doing in this picture?!'


...apparently, they didn't sign up for this either.


"Alright, we give up. Just... get us away from here and away from U!"

"I'd rather go to jail... preferably, Shawshank plz."
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And so, the day was saved thanks to... er, thanks to middle age crisis and civilians taking the law into their own hands I suppose.

Next week, I'm off this sting, cashin' my check and Green_Bird gets to guess star as narrator as the search for Asirt's body continues Asirt goes on a short vacation!


"This is it! Finally, MY milkshake will bring all the boys to the yard now. And I can teach you... but I will have to charge!"
Peace.