Things Science Fiction has taught us

Thank you Money.

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#1: Do not, under any circumstances, give an A.I. control of a nuclear weapon system.

Aliens will either kill you or help you. They never do both.

Life will find a way.

Headcrabs are a must

#5. Never give a computer system with artificial intelligence access to the internet.

#6. Any computer system, given enough time and/or resources, will gain sentience.

#7: Men in leather with strong austrian accents should be avoided

Don't make fun of the short/old/hobbit-like/wise/skin-color-different-than-your-own guy. He will likely be useful and in his prime could wipe the floor with your ass.

9# After you "kill" the monster/alien, shoot it again. Then again. Give it a lil more. A few more rounds is nice. Maybe a few grenades, followed with a thorough burning. Remember, its not dead until the black man is.

That sword with lasers for blades are a multi functional tool, and are totaly sweet.

The average life expectancy for Daniel Jackson (or the guy who replaces him) is 2 seasons.

Elevators make for good time-travelling machines.

And phone booths.

#15. numbers can solve any problem.

#16 That werid sound is never a good thing.

#17. Dont make enemies with anyone smarter than you, unless they are prone to fits of jelous rage. In which case you can use that to your advantage and catch them in their own convoluted plot to destroy you.

#18 Don't make Jason X

#19 IT'S PEOPLE!!!

#20 Despite the training and toughness of the soldier of tomorrow, he has a lifespan in nanoseconds equal to the money spent on him.