Things Science Fiction has taught us

Generalissimo D 09-21-2006 10:25 PM
Thank you Money.

You can guess how this works...

#1: Do not, under any circumstances, give an A.I. control of a nuclear weapon system.
Chitter-Box-Kat 09-21-2006 10:32 PM
Aliens will either kill you or help you. They never do both.
evanASF27 09-21-2006 11:11 PM
Life will find a way.
SEELE 08 09-21-2006 11:13 PM
Headcrabs are a must
Buck Buck #1 09-21-2006 11:23 PM
#5. Never give a computer system with artificial intelligence access to the internet.
Hobodoken 09-22-2006 12:48 AM
#6. Any computer system, given enough time and/or resources, will gain sentience.
Generalissimo D 09-22-2006 07:02 AM
#7: Men in leather with strong austrian accents should be avoided
Wingnut 09-22-2006 08:24 AM
Don't make fun of the short/old/hobbit-like/wise/skin-color-different-than-your-own guy. He will likely be useful and in his prime could wipe the floor with your ass.
ZeroKirbyX 09-22-2006 08:37 AM
9# After you "kill" the monster/alien, shoot it again. Then again. Give it a lil more. A few more rounds is nice. Maybe a few grenades, followed with a thorough burning. Remember, its not dead until the black man is.
Nine Kuze 09-22-2006 09:58 AM
Originally posted by Nine XXVI
Not only will the computer not open the bay doors, but it also will kill you.
Dominus_of_Big_Boom 09-22-2006 11:06 AM
That sword with lasers for blades are a multi functional tool, and are totaly sweet.
Valdoom 09-22-2006 03:12 PM
The average life expectancy for Daniel Jackson (or the guy who replaces him) is 2 seasons.
Fujiko 09-22-2006 06:19 PM
Elevators make for good time-travelling machines.
Chitter-Box-Kat 09-22-2006 09:27 PM
And phone booths.
Buck Buck #1 09-22-2006 09:33 PM
#15. numbers can solve any problem.
Pie_Junkie 09-22-2006 09:54 PM
#16 That werid sound is never a good thing.
Buck Buck #1 09-22-2006 10:51 PM
#17. Dont make enemies with anyone smarter than you, unless they are prone to fits of jelous rage. In which case you can use that to your advantage and catch them in their own convoluted plot to destroy you.
Sir Nise 09-22-2006 11:18 PM
#18 Don't make Jason X
Nazrael 09-23-2006 12:02 AM
#19 IT'S PEOPLE!!!
Generalissimo D 09-23-2006 01:04 AM
#20 Despite the training and toughness of the soldier of tomorrow, he has a lifespan in nanoseconds equal to the money spent on him.