What I learned from the movies

The last bullet is always a perfect headshot.

Or a miraculous miss.

Sometimes there is no last bullet.

Bullets have the ability to make people fly.

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Originally posted by D-Boy Bullets have the ability to make people fly.

Unless you're the shooter. Then, no matter the calibre, you'll stay firmly on the ground, both feet planted, gun to your shoulder.

"One gun or two Bond"
Fun means going to a Carni were people die.

All Germans look like Aryans. And villains usually have a vicious scar of some sort.

German's never really speak german, but have a strong accent.

ancient Romans have High British accents.

Any and everyone is dead.

In action, horror, single and/or multi affair, and misceleaneous violence including films.

If your in a big creepy house, get the f*** out.

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Originally posted by D-Boy If your in a big creepy house, get the f*** out.

A-F*CKING-MEN! Why do they stay in the creppy house? That's the killer/moster/alien/ghost/vampire/werewolf/killing-thing/cannibals/zombies/
demons/anythng that can kill ya lives in wait so they can KILL!! YOUR!! ASS!!

Ninjas are never stealthy. They just run towards you one at a time, screaming.

David Hasselhoff is immortal.

When things are at their worst, and the enemy is sure to win, there will always be a stronger power that you can call upon. And usually, you'll get a costume change, a bigger weapon, and some sort of giant mecha out of the bargain, too.

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Originally posted by Diverse Considerations When things are at their worst, and the enemy is sure to win, there will always be a stronger power that you can call upon. And usually, you'll get a costume change, a bigger weapon, and some sort of giant mecha out of the bargain, too.

Or an extremely unlikely series of circumstances will come together just right to get you out of the problem, which usually is solved with an explosion.

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Originally posted by Chitter-Box-Kat quote: Originally posted by D-Boy If your in a big creepy house, get the f*** out. A-F*CKING-MEN! Why do they stay in the creppy house? That's the killer/moster/alien/ghost/vampire/werewolf/killing-thing/cannibals/zombies/ demons/anythng that can kill ya lives in wait so they can KILL!! YOUR!! ASS!!

IIf you are part of a promiscuous couple inside this scary house (or any scary movie in general), you are guaranteed to be one of the first to die.

If you build it, they will come.

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Originally posted by Diverse Considerations If you build it, they will come.

If you're Kevin Costner, it won't be interesting.
Peace.