What I learned from the movies

Diverse Considerations 07-25-2006 10:24 PM
The last bullet is always a perfect headshot.
Mike 07-25-2006 10:28 PM
Or a miraculous miss.
Chitter-Box-Kat 07-25-2006 11:23 PM
Sometimes there is no last bullet.
Generalissimo D 07-25-2006 11:26 PM
Bullets have the ability to make people fly.
Diverse Considerations 07-26-2006 12:14 AM
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Originally posted by D-Boy
Bullets have the ability to make people fly.


Unless you're the shooter. Then, no matter the calibre, you'll stay firmly on the ground, both feet planted, gun to your shoulder.
Shadow dorothy 07-26-2006 07:58 PM
"One gun or two Bond"
Fun means going to a Carni were people die.
Mike 07-26-2006 09:00 PM
All Germans look like Aryans. And villains usually have a vicious scar of some sort.
Generalissimo D 07-26-2006 09:04 PM
German's never really speak german, but have a strong accent.
Mike 07-26-2006 09:05 PM
ancient Romans have High British accents.
Shadow dorothy 07-26-2006 10:12 PM
Any and everyone is dead.
Chitter-Box-Kat 07-26-2006 10:20 PM
In action, horror, single and/or multi affair, and misceleaneous violence including films.
Generalissimo D 07-26-2006 10:21 PM
If your in a big creepy house, get the f*** out.
Chitter-Box-Kat 07-26-2006 10:28 PM
quote:
Originally posted by D-Boy
If your in a big creepy house, get the f*** out.

A-F*CKING-MEN! Shocked Why do they stay in the creppy house? That's the killer/moster/alien/ghost/vampire/werewolf/killing-thing/cannibals/zombies/
demons/anythng that can kill ya lives in wait so they can KILL!! YOUR!! ASS!! Shocked
Mike 07-26-2006 10:30 PM
Ninjas are never stealthy. They just run towards you one at a time, screaming.
Generalissimo D 07-26-2006 10:30 PM
David Hasselhoff is immortal.
Diverse Considerations 07-27-2006 04:10 AM
When things are at their worst, and the enemy is sure to win, there will always be a stronger power that you can call upon. And usually, you'll get a costume change, a bigger weapon, and some sort of giant mecha out of the bargain, too.
Mike 07-27-2006 09:29 AM
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Originally posted by Diverse Considerations
When things are at their worst, and the enemy is sure to win, there will always be a stronger power that you can call upon. And usually, you'll get a costume change, a bigger weapon, and some sort of giant mecha out of the bargain, too.

Or an extremely unlikely series of circumstances will come together just right to get you out of the problem, which usually is solved with an explosion.
Fujiko 07-27-2006 01:04 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Chitter-Box-Kat
quote:
Originally posted by D-Boy
If your in a big creepy house, get the f*** out.

A-F*CKING-MEN! Shocked Why do they stay in the creppy house? That's the killer/moster/alien/ghost/vampire/werewolf/killing-thing/cannibals/zombies/
demons/anythng that can kill ya lives in wait so they can KILL!! YOUR!! ASS!! Shocked


IIf you are part of a promiscuous couple inside this scary house (or any scary movie in general), you are guaranteed to be one of the first to die.
Diverse Considerations 07-27-2006 02:02 PM
If you build it, they will come.
Nine Kuze 07-27-2006 02:27 PM
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Originally posted by Diverse Considerations
If you build it, they will come.

If you're Kevin Costner, it won't be interesting.
Peace.