What I learned from the movies

The Question 07-23-2006 08:58 PM
Kim Jong Il is actually a alien cockroach bent on destroying the earth.
paul1290 07-23-2006 09:01 PM
One "good guy" armed with dual handguns can defeat 15 or more "bad guys" armed with assault rifles.

pen1300 07-24-2006 08:48 AM
No matter what, you can outrun/outdrive a tornado, volcano, nuclear bomb, bugs, aliens, the walking dead, fire, and just about any other [natural] disaster you can think of.

(Thank you Mom for pointing this lesson out.)

Later,
Pen1300
Nine Kuze 07-24-2006 02:55 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Fujiko
Let's face it: stuff happens in movies that have never ever happened in real life, things that are physically or scientifically impossible and are just plain ridiculous. Tell us what you've learned. If it's from a specific movie, say so. If it's something that happens in many movies, then let it be. One thing per post please.

I've learned that cars are automatic bombs once you crash them.

If its one thing I've missed, its my Fujicakes. Big Grin

Anyway...

- It's always the red wire.

- The worries of three people doesn't amount to a hill of beans in this CRAZY world.

- Just about anybody can be a professional boxer.

- Drugs are insanely easy to get a hold off and parents will never know the kids have it until the one hour and 15 minute mark of the movie.

- Supposedly, everyone is a professional dancer/singer. Whatever it be the Puerto Rican gangster that moved in last year and is trying to muscle in on your territory or the Russian farmer trying to get his two daughters married during the Bolishek (sorry if I spelled that wrong) Revolution.
Peace.
SEELE 08 07-24-2006 03:55 PM
-Computer Viruses are the key too defeating everything from Neo to invading Aliens they are the answer.

-You are never safe from giant, angry, mutant sharks....even on land.
Diverse Considerations 07-24-2006 04:08 PM
When you want to get the hell out of there, shout "ENGAGE!"

Something will happen.
angelcakes 07-24-2006 04:27 PM
Death by snowglobe is a likely cause of death if you are the lover of a married women.
Shadow dorothy 07-24-2006 09:04 PM
One screaming madman can kill all invading aliens.
SEELE 08 07-24-2006 09:47 PM
Guns never jam except during crucial moments, they will fire endless round of ammo even if they are revolvers at all other times.
Big Money 07-24-2006 11:21 PM
Palpatine is a sith lord?
Mike 07-24-2006 11:28 PM
Contrary to popular belief, you CAN hear in outer space.
Chitter-Box-Kat 07-25-2006 12:09 AM
Seemingly onvincible aliens always have this ONE LITTLE WEAKNESS that can be used to kill 'em.
Diverse Considerations 07-25-2006 10:48 AM
You should always say your prayers...

And shepherds we shall be,
For Thee, my Lord, for Thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command,
So we shall flow a river forth unto Thee,
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine, Patris, et Filii, et Spirito Sancto.
pen1300 07-25-2006 11:56 AM
You have five minutes to save your sorry life from a firey death. You'll always stop the clock at five to two seconds by cutting the appropriate colored wire (it's not always the red wire).

You are safe...for now.

Later,
Pen1300
Shadow dorothy 07-25-2006 12:25 PM
You will always survive an explosin but not your best friend or loved one.
Generalissimo D 07-25-2006 03:59 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Mike
Contrary to popular belief, you CAN hear in outer space.


Only blasts of ridiculous large magnitude.


If you suspect the company you work for is responsible for everything that went wrong so far, you are not only right and justified but by the time you make this realization you have already died once.
Mike 07-25-2006 07:08 PM
People who speak Latin on a regular basis are usually evil.
Generalissimo D 07-25-2006 07:39 PM
Every museum is an armory.
evanASF27 07-25-2006 07:40 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Diverse Considerations
You should always say your prayers...

And shepherds we shall be,
For Thee, my Lord, for Thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command,
So we shall flow a river forth unto Thee,
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine, Patris, et Filii, et Spirito Sancto.

I tend to go with the classic "Twilight Zone" one with the 'Obsolete Man'...

The Lord is thy shepard, I shall not want
He maketh me lie down in green pastures[...]
And though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death...
paul1290 07-25-2006 08:02 PM
Whenever a large machine is destroyed, it must explode.