| Mattartist | 08-26-2006 11:12 AM |
Aww, shucks folks, I'm speechless!
By the way, I guess I can share another bit of "spoiler", JUST BEFORE REVEALING THE FIRST ACT! Muhahahahaaaaaha!
Ha...
Haha ha...
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ha.
-Roger and R. Dan (the android human hybrid) are walking down a dark alleyway after the Griffion (the black car) was stolen by a mysterious entity in a blue cloak. R. Dan sees something move in the dark, and instantly chases after it in curiosity.
"Daniel! Wait! Dorothy'll KILL me if I lose sight of you!" Roger shouted, and ran after him.
Too late, R. Daniel disapears into the dark. Roger feels like a lead ball just dropped into his stomach.
"DANIEL! DANIEL!" he shouts, yet for a reason unknown to him, he cannot move!
"The darkness -- it still has a hold of me?!" Roger feels his blood boiling.
With difficulty, he lifts one foot, ready to head into the dark, and just as it is fully raised ---
Boom.
R. Dan comes running back out of the dark, and rams Roger straight in the kidneys, knocking him backward and both fall onto the ground.
Roger's eyes blink to see R. Dan ontop of him, with something in his arms.
"R. Daniel, you do realize you get your -- (cough) -- weight issues from your mother...?" Roger said rasply.
"Oh, sorry, Mr. Roger!" Dan immediately jumped back and landed on his feet.
"By the way, what've you got -- " Roger began, but purring stopped his tongue.
Dan smiled sweetly to the thing in his arms, and looked deeply at Roger.
"Can we KEEP 'EM?!" He exclaimed, and showed Roger the object of his desire -- a black cat...
Roger gazed at it for a second, perhaps wondering if it was the same cat that --
"No..." Roger said.
"NO?!" Dan exclaimed, his eyes welling with tears already.
"NO! I mean -- " Roger sighed.
"Yes..."
"YES!" Dan shouted.
"YYEEESSS! Now PLEASE stop YELLING, DANIEL!" Roger yelled, and it seemed to echo across the alleyway for some miles.
"Goody, thanks Mr. Roger!" Dan rushed in and hugged Roger tightly around the chest.
"ACK!" Roger yelped.
"Oops, sorry. Forgot!" He loosened his grip, and gave a softer hug, a human hug.
Roger gazed into the sky for an answer.
"I just hope this one doesn't like my hourglasses so much..."
Welp, that's it for now! Prepare, for soon I release Act One of Showtime SOON! Not really SOON SOON, but just Soon... you know...
So, until next time, don't eat tomatos -- rather give them all to Gordon Rosewater! He loves 'em... yeah...
I'm running outta good ones...
Oh well...
By the way, I guess I can share another bit of "spoiler", JUST BEFORE REVEALING THE FIRST ACT! Muhahahahaaaaaha!
Ha...
Haha ha...
---
ha.
-Roger and R. Dan (the android human hybrid) are walking down a dark alleyway after the Griffion (the black car) was stolen by a mysterious entity in a blue cloak. R. Dan sees something move in the dark, and instantly chases after it in curiosity.
"Daniel! Wait! Dorothy'll KILL me if I lose sight of you!" Roger shouted, and ran after him.
Too late, R. Daniel disapears into the dark. Roger feels like a lead ball just dropped into his stomach.
"DANIEL! DANIEL!" he shouts, yet for a reason unknown to him, he cannot move!
"The darkness -- it still has a hold of me?!" Roger feels his blood boiling.
With difficulty, he lifts one foot, ready to head into the dark, and just as it is fully raised ---
Boom.
R. Dan comes running back out of the dark, and rams Roger straight in the kidneys, knocking him backward and both fall onto the ground.
Roger's eyes blink to see R. Dan ontop of him, with something in his arms.
"R. Daniel, you do realize you get your -- (cough) -- weight issues from your mother...?" Roger said rasply.
"Oh, sorry, Mr. Roger!" Dan immediately jumped back and landed on his feet.
"By the way, what've you got -- " Roger began, but purring stopped his tongue.
Dan smiled sweetly to the thing in his arms, and looked deeply at Roger.
"Can we KEEP 'EM?!" He exclaimed, and showed Roger the object of his desire -- a black cat...
Roger gazed at it for a second, perhaps wondering if it was the same cat that --
"No..." Roger said.
"NO?!" Dan exclaimed, his eyes welling with tears already.
"NO! I mean -- " Roger sighed.
"Yes..."
"YES!" Dan shouted.
"YYEEESSS! Now PLEASE stop YELLING, DANIEL!" Roger yelled, and it seemed to echo across the alleyway for some miles.
"Goody, thanks Mr. Roger!" Dan rushed in and hugged Roger tightly around the chest.
"ACK!" Roger yelped.
"Oops, sorry. Forgot!" He loosened his grip, and gave a softer hug, a human hug.
Roger gazed into the sky for an answer.
"I just hope this one doesn't like my hourglasses so much..."
Welp, that's it for now! Prepare, for soon I release Act One of Showtime SOON! Not really SOON SOON, but just Soon... you know...
So, until next time, don't eat tomatos -- rather give them all to Gordon Rosewater! He loves 'em... yeah...
I'm running outta good ones...
Oh well...
(Sry, Mattartist!)
)
Don't look at me like that.